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>henlo neighbor fren. Can I borrow a cup of milk?

>> No.15712047

FUCK OFF AND GET YOUR OWN COW YOU FUCKING WEIRDO

>> No.15712054
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>Sure thing, friend!

>> No.15712055

Why do brits produce this weird sound before they start speaking? It sounds sort of like "ehm"
EHM EHM EHM
Shut the fuck up

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>>15712043
Sure thing, bud.

>> No.15712070

>>15712055
>Americans call sandwiches "sammies"

Fucking laughing.

>> No.15712077

>>15712070
I've never called it a "sammie" in my entire life, lying limey swine. Perfidious Albion

>> No.15712081

>>15712043
Is it for Caturday?

>> No.15712091

>>15712043
>borrow
Sure, don't forget to give it back.

>> No.15712102

>>15712091
when you drink milk, it's white and opaque, but when it comes out, it's yellow and clear. How does this happen??

>> No.15712117

>>15712102
cosmic radiation

>> No.15712118

>>15712043
Neighbor asked me for a corkscrew and gave me a chocolate

>> No.15712131

>>15712043
This is how vampires get in

>> No.15712147

>>15712131
That's why you have to invest in some garlic

>> No.15712449

>>15712043
>borrow
can i get it back?

>> No.15712650

>>15712070
i thought we called them sannies

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>>15712043
>sory pepe I am not of lactate today

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>>15712043
I onky have diet milk

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>>15712043

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>>15712043
RIGHT AFTER YOU RETURN MY HDMI CABLES YOU LITTLE SHIT

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It’s all over...fren

>> No.15712826

>>15712054
>50% larger than a half gallon
What's with these retarded measurements?

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>>15712070
Nice spacing you fucking bong faggot

>> No.15712863

>>15712826
I think it’s a marketing thing
>now with 50% more!

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>>15712789
We know about you imposters. You tried to kill our other fren but he survived

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>>15712043
Wait a minute I live out in the middle of nowhere. Nearest town is 10 miles away

>> No.15712933

*chambers round*