/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'd probably just wouldn't go. Even if all vegetarians girls I know are very sexy and love to drink alcohol.

>>15711178
what are the square cuts on the plate on the left?

>>15711178
You eat a normal amount and then when you go home maybe stop off and pick up a burger or something. Or just take a day off from eating meat. Americans have such bad eating habits

>>15711178
I would make comments on how deliciously meaty everything tastes
That way they can't get mad at me for complimenting them
But they would still be triggered by my comparisons to meat

>>15711250
soyfu

>implying you'd get surprised by this
I've never known a vegetarian or a vegan to keep it a secret.

>>15711250
Probably some retarded shit like tofu

>>15711178
Eat all the asparagus and piss all over their washroom

>>15711178
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kaaYz3lb0LA

>>15711178
The only way would be to grill fat stacks of portobello mushrooms.

>>15711264
Dangerously based.

Just eat the food. They have retarded dietary restrictions, you don't, so eat all the vegetables you want! There's nothing to salvage, roasted asparagus are great, so is corn, so is mushrooms, onions and peppers. Just eat it

>>15711178
Be grateful ive been invited out the house and enjoy some food I wouldn't normally eat.

>>15711178
grilled potato salad

>>15711257
I keep my vegetarianism a secret because of people always telling me that vegetarians never keep it a secret.
I'm horrified and embarrassed when anyone learns I'm a vegetarian, probably becayse of the meatless diet.

That looks actually pretty good.
Stop being such faggots, you can go an evening without meat.
And this is coming from somebody who who eats it almost daily and often without veggies or salad, just a roast or a couple of steaks by themselves.

>>15711264
kek

>>15711178
i'm a very picky eater. everyone that knows me knows I don't like most vegetables. It's not a matter of "lol stop being a baby and just eat it" I gag on this shit while chewing and if I try to force my way past it I'll straight up vomit and I don't really know what to do about it except just be a picky fucking faggot.

I would still eat the grilled potatoes and corn, I'd at least try the tofu, and if I knew the bbq was happening ahead of time I'd bring some big portabellas for them to grill me because I do like mushrooms!

>>15711491
>you can go an evening without meat
WHAT ABOUT MY PROTEIN?

>>15711543
Its in the tofu?

>>15711541
lol stop being a baby and just eat it

>>15711178
Bring a hearty salad/soup that isn't burnt. Seriously, why the fuck bbq veggies without meat? What a waste of veg.

>>15711541
lol stop being a baby and just eat it

>>15711541
>spending time on a cooking board when you're a manchild who literally vomits when eating vegetables
why are you the way that you are?

>>15711178
I order Chik Fillet and have it delivered to the BBQ

>>15711250
could be haloumi
>>15711178
one meal at one social gathering

>>15711541
I decided to go on /ck/ todat to discuss cooking tips, discover new recipes etc. Apparently Im sharing the board with disgusting fat amerimutt incels who vomit after eating veggies.

>>15711541
This is you

>>15711541
You're the type of faggot who will act like his opinions matter yet is too picky to even eat tomatoes on his fucking burgers. Just embarrassing

>>15711557
some of the posters here share cool ways to prepare some of the food i DO like

looking at the rest of the (you)s i've farmed i really didn't expect my comment to generate that much seethe. I know i'm a picky faggot but i try my hardest not to bother other people with my picky faggotness.

>>15711178
tell them you're hungry and want to eat so you can't go

>>15711178
Eat delicious vegetarian food. Dated a couple vegan girls and have a vegan close friend. It's not that big a deal.

>How do you salvage the meal?
What meal? Where's the main course?

>>15711541
You sound like a giant fucking baby.

>>15711178
I'd bring some hummus and babaganouj and prepare to plow some hairy vegan pussy

>>15711436
This is the appropriate response.
By all means, eat whatever you like, but if you're a veg at least have the decency to be ashamed.

>>15711178
I'm vegan, but I wouldn't eat that because oil is yucky

>>15711250
tofu. If they knew what they were doing, it would be tempeh, but most vegans suck at cooking which causes inflation of restaurant ratings

>>15711178
Nothing to salvage, the food is usually perfectly palatable. I love meat, but other tasty food exists as well. Just be grateful anyone invited your autistic ass

Can vegans eat dishes with pre peeled garlic in it? It's a product of insect labor like honey (Chinese prisoners)

>>15711178
Kebabs look good. I'd eat a kebab and an ear of corn and compliment them if it's tasty. Hopefully they at least have butter for the corn.

>>15711178
Did you not know the people inviting you were vegetarian?
Do you often get invited to BBQs by total randos?

Probably bring a cold garbanzo bean salad (if they are vegan I'll put the feta in there).

>>15711178
Run to the store, grab some ground beef, grill myself some burgers while eating a pepper kabob.

>>15711557
>manchild who literally vomits when eating vegetables
>why are you the way that you are?
His parents (honestly probably a single mom) didn't beat his ass enough.

>>15713081
God, I fucking wish... Hairy pussoi is the best pussoi.

>>15711541
Try cooking your vegetables in bacon fat. Works well for me, I do it with kale and other leafy greens

>>15713912
Wrong on both counts bucko

>>15711257
Like a Marine.

How do you know a guy is a Marine? Don’t worry he’ll tell you.

eat the kebabs then blow my brains out in front of them

ITT: obese-fags seething.

>>15711178
Bring some foie gras and some veal to go with the veggies.

>>15711178
can of SPAM

Eat the faux-kabobs and get piss drunk

good ol' fashioned potted meat

>>15711264
fucking hell anon, you're a master tactician

>>15711252
>Or just take a day off from eating meat.
Do yuropoors really? Couldn't be me

>>15711178
Tell them I have a mushroom allergy and ask if they are at least going to have halloumi.
If they say no then I don't go.

>>15711178

it's one meal just eat the vegetables weirdo, you can eat meat another time

Bring your own meat. If they're not redditards, they'll be ok with it.

>>15711178
Looks pretty good. I'd probably just get really drunk, eat 50% of what's pictured there and order a pizza.

>>15711178
Get fucking tanked on kombucha, eat all the quinoa, and vomit on the cabbage patch.

>>15711178
>How do you salvage the meal?
>vegetarian BBQ
>salvage
compost

>>15711612
Did they just boil her a single brussel sprout? There are ways to make vegetable taste good, and that is not it.

>bring the small boxgrill
>bring some beef
>enjoy delicious bbq veggies and delicious meat
So difficult

This thread is filled with tendie boys.
Why do lardasses let veganism live rent free in their head?
Also, it's a real sign of shit cooking whenever people think vegetarianism is tasteless, people just have no idea how to cook a veggie outside of the microwave or boiling it to death. Anything tastes good when you actually have any actual cooking ability at all.

>>15711178
If I went to dinner at a vegetarian's house they wouldn't cook me up a special plate of meat because I'm not a vegetarian so I'd give the vegheads the same treatment. Don't like it GTFO my BBQ.

>>15711253
I don't think they would get triggered, vegans aren't as you imagine

>>15711541
embarassing

>>15711178
well if they're vegetarians I'd insist on getting a fat tuna steak

>>15715101
>vegan

OP said vegetarian which isn't even that bad, half the shit people eat is accidentally vegetarian already. You can eat all kinds of dishes as a vegetarian, eggs, cheese, cream, you could probably troll somebody into eating a vegetarian diet full of epic meme foods without them even knowing. Veganism is the actual hard mode.

>>15711574
>It's tofu
Meh, probably just eat the skewers
>It's haloumi
Shit that's gonna be good.

>>15711178
I bring a thermos with tea and use that to smuggle in some sausages.

>>15711178
turn 360 and walk away

>enjoy meal and good company
>have steak tomorrow
????

>>15716211
>sausage tea