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15707456 No.15707456 [Reply] [Original]

Let's talk about how great it is to NOT drink and to NOT have a problem we try to hide behind.

Let's share our non-drinking stories, where we never had to deal with a problem we've never had and had a great time.

>go to an outdoor party
>tons of booze, beer, wine
>fresh steaks and sausages on the grill
>great appetizers
>have one drink
>enjoy it with my food, casually sipping
>all the drinkers are giving me the side eye
>they notice my complete and commanding control
>every one of them keeps licking their lips, it's their nervous addiction tick
>keep getting offers to bring me another drink
>I know that's their "little game", if I get someone a drink then it's ok if I get another - they tell themselves
>gravitate to the non-drinkers, have great conversations and real laughter without the fake drunk aura hanging over us
>end the night with a big slice of cheesecake, no nasty beer piss taste in my mouth like these hop addicted faggots

>> No.15707462

>Drink water
>a lot
>pee is not yellow
Feels good bro

>> No.15707494

>parents met in Narcotics Anonymous
>grew up in a Clean home
>older brother goes to college
>drinks himself into the hospital within a couple years
>addictionrunsinfamily.jpg
>avoid drinking to avoid addiction
>get suicidally depressed because depression also runs in family
>don't kill self because I'm not under the influence
>get help instead

Feels good bros. If I had started drinking, I would probably be dead.

>> No.15707523

>don't drink
>2cm kidney stone
>worst pain you can imagine
>live in perpetual fear of it lodging again
Yes very smart op

>> No.15707607

>>15707456
All my cool war stories were from my drinking and partying days...now it is family G rated fun with the better half and kids.

>> No.15707616

Sipping on KG after getting a 94 on my law exam. I'm unrionicallly gonna coom

>> No.15707628

>wake up in the morning
>feel good

>> No.15707651

>>>/r9k/

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15707659

>>15707628
Can't relate.

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15708296

>Dont drink general
>not Anons Anononymous
cringe

>> No.15708334

>go to an outdoor party
>tons of booze, beer, wine
>fresh shit or whatever on the grill
>who fucking cares about appetizers
>have 19 drinks
>pound them back with reckless abandon
>not looking at or for anyone
>there for a good time
>100% living in the moment more than any buudhist monk
>keep getting offers for sex from girls
>I know that's their "little game", if I get someone to fuck me then I won't feel alone
>gravitate to the liquor and whores have conversations and laughter about what I want I don't care if anyone is listening
>end the night? Probably I don't remember much after Stacey and I banged., delicious beer taste in my mouth

>> No.15708338

>>15708296
I miss al/ck/. Gook moot and the tranny jannies ad friendly safe space for election tourists isn't the same

>> No.15708442

>>15707456
>I know that's their "little game", if I get someone a drink then it's ok if I get another - they tell themselves
I'm not here to pass judgement on whether or not you drink but you should know people don't think like this. No cares about what you are doing and they won't make excuses for their own hedonism. Get off your high horse.

>> No.15708449

>>15708338
nobody misses you pathetic faggots

>> No.15708454

>>15708449
i missed reading about the piss jugs and pissing the bed and the general lack of self awareness

>> No.15708455

>>15708338
>>>/r9k/

>> No.15708479

>>15708449
al/ck/ was a massive Reddit circle jerk for losers.

>> No.15708492

>>15707456
>have lots of mental and socials problems
>don't drink, smoke, do drugs, or hardly step outside my room
>escape into fiction as life passes me by
>reality is too painful to face head-on
What else do I do, bros?

>> No.15708551

>>15708479
they all went to /r/cripplingalcoholism and now they circlejerk about puking in bed and pissing on spouses

And they think they are neat for doing it.....hmm

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15708567

>>15707628

>> No.15708575

>>15707523
how do i know whether i have kidney stones?