/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You clearly don't care about the taste, why even drink beer at all?
Drink some fucking water

>>15706394

But water doesn't have alcohol, friend.

I'll still get craft beer for special occasions, but PBR is gonna by drink for a night like tonight when I am just relaxing at home by myself after a long week.

>>15706388
don't listen to faggots sticking their nose up at you for daring to drink the best budget beer. Cheers anon and good choice.

Hell yeah it's good. It won a fucking blue ribbon in a contest, hence the name.

>>15706388
Take the home brew pill, and you wont be able to afford not to be drunk around the clock.

>>15706388
i used to be a pretty heavy alcoholic. i was drinking like 4 to 5 shots of mescal at my bartending job every day and then getting home and killing a 12 pack of stash IPAs every night. i went sober for like 2 years and then just started drinking a bottle or two of nice wine every weekend with good dinners and then working out really hard during the week and eating chicken and beans. i feel lots better anon and still get to drink.

>>15706388
as soon as you take the light beer pill it means you're a real alcoholic. seriously. it's when you put the alcohol above the taste. it ends with vodka if you want a tldr

>>15706510
>i went sober for like 2 years
how?

>>15706518
this

>>15706518
/thread
This man/woman/non-binary person alcohols

>>15706527
i shifted my focus from getting fucked up and laid all the time to feeling actual pleasure by getting in shape. i also quit smoking cigarettes first and that helped a lot. once you become capable of waking up feeling refreshed and then going on like 3 mile run every morning for a week and not feeling exhausted by it, no drunken night can compare to that feeling of accomplishment and capability.

alcoholics should be sterilized for the good of society. cant stand you self loathing retards

>>15706518
Came here to post basically this

>>15706388
PBR is alright as long as you don't get a batch that tastes like farts

>>15706541
also i quit my bartending job and had a close relative die and my life got really fucked up so that helped too

>>15706510
You can drink beer for the buzz and not be an alcoholic. The taste and quality is a plus.

>>15706572
wine is infinitely better than beer though
>doesn't make you super full
>much more variety
>can be used in tons of recipes
>classy as fuck
>easier to make at home

For me its yuengling

>>15706394
Pbr tastes good

PBR is s-tier as far as low abv beers are concerned.

>>15706388
>borderline alchy
you either are or you arent champ
time to step up your game and make it full blown

>>15706388
this exact post except Colt 45

PBR is godawful dog shit. It's offensive to taste. There are cheap beers that aren't so foul.

>>15706798
have you tried founders solid gold?

>>15707036
It's too inconsistent, sometimes it's decent and refreshing but when it's bad it's really bad.

>>15706388
this same exact thig happened to me like 7 years ago.
Tonight will be fine, but if you go for PBR again tomorrow it'll taste like steal and ass.

>>15707035
OP here. Doesn't Colt 45 have a strong taste? And do they still sell them in huge glass bottles? I haven't drank that shit since I was in high school and back then I just thought it was badass to be swigging from a big bottle of Colt like some nigger from Compton... it wouldn't be the same if it was just a tall can

Pbr gives me awful heartburn while other beers dont. Tastes alright though I guess

>>15707432
It tastes alright if you don't like the taste of beer.

>>15707414
Yeah, they still sell them in 40oz glass bottles. Colt doesn't taste too far off from PBR to me. PBR isn't all that cheap around me either, but colt is still $2.50 for 40oz.

>>15706388
macro beer is hard to like sometimes, I definitely get it. But that being said, Pabst and Old Style Pilsner are my go too for cheap and easy drinking beers

>>15706580
>doesn't make you super full
Beer doesn't either when you have it with good food. You do have good food, right? This is a cooking board
>much more variety
Wrong
>can be used in tons of recipes
OMG CHECK OUT THIS WINE INFUSED PESTO PASTA YOU WILL LOVE IT
>classy as fuck
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
>easier to make at home
Are you poor?
The reality is
>tastes worse
>hangover is worse
>makes you look like a woman when you hold the glass

Natty Daddy is 8% ABV, is $10 for a 15 pack, and actually has some flavor.

>>15706388
>Le expensive beer pretending to be redneck trash
There's much better shit you could've bought for that $17/6pack, my guy

>>15707656
>$17 for a 6 pack of pbr
can't even fucking imagine
$17/6 gets you some decent brews though

>>15706388
If you are in the region...the best budget beer with the most potent head change is Hamm's

>>15707662
Based hammsposter

>>15707662
hamm's doesn't exist near me. what's the closest beer you've had to hamm's, flavor wise?

>>15706872
>6 in trying new beer
>bordline

>>15707542
based fuck wine faggots

>>15706388
The diarrhea will kick in soon, OP. Give it time.

>>15706580
>>classy as fuck
yeah. if you're a faggot or something

>>15707649
Cheap high ABV beer is bad juju. I'm slamming through a case of Natty Ice ($9 for 15) right now. Getting wrecked on just a couple bucks seems nice, but ice beer and malt liquor make for a real motherfucker of a hangover

>>15707874
bidets are cheap and make this a laughable issue
$30 on amazon

Skol vodka is $13 per 1.75L bottle. 39 standard drinks per.

>>15706388
If you're really trying to maximize a drinking session while minimizing cost, start drinking vodka waters. You won't even be able to taste how bad that bottom shelf swill is in a glass of water with ice.
>>15707542
>>makes you look like a woman when you hold the glass
You're beta as fuck for caring about what people think of you holding a wine glass in the first place, but 1) stemless wine glasses exist, 2) you can pour your drink in whatever glass you want, and 3) if someone is buying cheap wine to get drunk, they're probably just drinking out of the bottle anyway.

>>15707964
>you can pour your drink in whatever glass you want, and 3) if someone is buying cheap wine to get drunk, they're probably just drinking out of the bottle anyway.
this, i drink wine out of a pint glass when the urge arises

>>15706518
I go through an 18 pack of 10% imperial IPAs with a flask of whiskey at work.. Have I been kept out the gate of alcoholism?

>>15706527
Almost no one is an alcoholic, they're just bored.

Me: mix everclear with IPAs.
life hacks

>>15706388
PBR is the perfect summer beer, its simple and refreshingly crisp

how do you guys drink so much beer? i can't manage over 3L volume in a session/day.

>>15708284
The best summer time refresher is a tall, cold can of hard cock

>>15707542
>not using a leather wine skin like a chad

The way my old roommate used to put it "PBR isn't the cheapest beer, it isn't the best beer but it's the best cheap beer."

>>15706620
beyond based

>>15708313
It's pretty much the cheapest beer that they stock outside of maybe Milwaukee's finest and Busch where I'm from.

>>15708342
Count yourself lucky. You haven't had to experience those weird low end beers that are like 8%, dirt cheap and taste the way a hobo's piss smells.

>>15706388

pbr is good budget bulk beer

years ago, my go to's were the 40 oz's of mickey's, yuengling and *shudders* rolling rock

>>15706388
Where I live Everclear is $17.98 for a fifth. At 95% ABV, that’s 2.5¢ per mL of pure alcohol. For a 30 pack of PBR, it’s $18.98. At 4.8% ABV, that’s 3.7¢ per mL of pure alcohol.

PBR costs 50% more than Everclear. Buy the everclear and drink it with water.

>>15708248
Fact.

>>15708630
What state are you in where they haven't nerfed Everclear to 75%?

>>15708248
im just waiting for something to happen

>>15706388
Carlo Rossi Burgundy
Cheap
Higher abv
Cheap

>>15708965
Wisconsin has the 95% but that's the only one I know of. Hate the Packers and the fans, but they do know how to run a state

>>15708965
NY

I miss al/ck/

>beer
malt liquor is the cultured alcoholic choice

>>15706510
>chicken and beans
Based

>>15710753
Malt liquor is only for blacks and crust punks

>>15710766
call me a crust punk then, pbr is dogshit

>>15706388
If you're trying to save money just buy fucking liquor dude.

>>15710783
Do your like discharge, amebix and Zounds? Do you like living in a squat and riding trains?
PBR is God's golden elixir handed down form on high.

take the elephant pill(sner)

>>15710805
pbr is 2.5x as expensive as steel reserve by alcohol content and it tastes like someone ashed in a salt free pickle jar. come by the squat for a triple malt some time, it'll be tubular

>>15706553
>alcoholics should be sterilized

Why? I don't even have sex anyway

>>15707542
>>makes you look like a woman when you hold the glass

lmao, imagine drinking wine from a glass

>>15706518
>as soon as you take the light beer pill it means you're a real alcoholic

How so?

>>15710835
Based

>>15708965
New Mexico

>>15710841
>come by the squat for a triple malt
I unironically wish I could man

>>15708965
Canada has 95%

>>15707542
>not drinking wine from a ram's horn

I used to drink craft beer but I can't be bothered anymore. A lot of them taste good but there's so much memery and gimmick shit. Of course I live in Norway so it's not as good a market as in certain other places. I drink lager and it's fine. It tastes good and refreshing and it gets me drunk.

>>15711219
shame. ill slam a steel reserve and crank some husker du for you bruther

>>15710766

>>15706527
Prison

OP here. This is my second night on the PBR, currently drinking number 8 and watching some hockey. I think I am acquiring a taste for it.

>>15710801
Nah, don't like it, and it gives me dreadful hangovers. I am a beer man.

>>15706388
PBR tastes great

>>15706388
>>15706693
>>15706490
>>15706493
>>15706560
>>15706798
>>15708313
>>15708615
>>15713796
Based. Pabst tastes great for $16 for a 30-pack.

>>15713907
>$16 for a 30-pack.

Oh to be an American

>>15714022
It used to be $13 a few years ago.

>>15707662
Based. It’s even cheaper than natural light where I am and tastes 10x better

>>15714028
Today I paid $23 for 12 PBR tall boys. I get that Canadian dollar is worth slightly less than USD but still, the government fucking hoses us on sin tax.

Pbr tastes like my shithole

>>15708965
Massachusetts

>>15710753
Is the black can better or worse than regular steel? I haven't seen it in ages.