/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Monitoring looks way better than that flair garbage that looks like ya mum dildo

It's a meme, but it's also good.
A good meme.
Look at this coffee autist review it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcZMGx15QBU

I'll just save money with a Moka pot. I'm too much of a pleb to appreciate the difference.

>>15704339
A moka is just really dark coffee

>it's another "a hobby turns into a complete gearfag consumer bait" episode

But dude I reallllly need that $600 bean grinder!

>>15704352
That's not what a moka pot is, tard.

>$400

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>15704377
a moka pot is literally just coffee
it is not and does not approximate espresso

>>15704141
I love this soyboy

>>15704377
A moka doesn't pressurize, it just makes thick dark coffee.

>>15704141
james hoffman is based

>>15704377
cringe

>>15704141
>>15704507
Imagine the smell of his breath

>>15704377
just because your dad called it espresso doesn't mean it actually is

>>15704510
A brikka pressurizes

>>15704032
What is that? A moka pot with extra steps?

>>15704141
So a meme, like how Tony Romo is a meme quarterback?

>>15704474
It does if you use espresso grounds numb nuts.
>>15704510
Show me where I claimed that it pressurized.
>>15704511
Yikes
>>15704519
Show me where I said it was espresso.

>>15704521
moka pots create less than 2 bars of pressure.

>>15704525
Imagine caring about sports that don't involve weapons.

>>15704532
>Show me where I said it was espresso.
>It does if you use espresso grounds numb nuts.
are you retarded or just larping

>>15704537
Shut up Tiger Woods

>>15704532
>Show me where I claimed that it pressurized
When you called it espresso

>>15704141
Jesus. 295 poons. At that price, i'd only get this if I traveled a lot and wanted to make espresso at the hotel room.

>>15704541
>It doesn't approximate espresso
> It does if you use espresso grounds, numb nuts
Google the word "approximate" numb nuts.
>>15704558
Show me where I called it espresso. And before you answer, see the above reply.

>>15704584
Sneed

>>15704532
>espresso grounds
this post is making me suicidal

>>15704584
>>It doesn't approximate espresso
>> It does if you use espresso grounds, numb nuts
>Google the word "approximate" numb nuts.
if you think a pour-over "approximates" espresso, then yeah sure you're right
good job, anon. please fuck my wife

>>15704032
i don't know, but i have a percolator and i really like it!

>>15704619
You're frustrated because you don't want me to be right and can't find a way to rebuttal. It's common for low IQ people to become angry with their own ineptitude, I suggest taking a nap.
>>15704611
I accept your surrender.

>>15704625
Moka pots aren't pour over. Now I understand, your appreciation comes from ignorance.

>>15704640
you've got a mental illness, friend

>>15704654
apprehension* sorry

>>15704655
Hmm, still frustrated? I suggest going to reddit if you can't handle the blunt honesty of 4channel.

>>15704667
you are not forgiven, and you will never be a woman

>>15704537
my body is the weapon

>>15704685
Lmao, I agree.

>>15704694
Be honest, your body is more like the jock strap.

>>15704701
post gut

>>15704716
God, just seeing his face makes me instantly lose my appetite. Images of this fat retard should be site wide banned. Also I'm not the one claiming my body to be a weapon. But sure, if you want to be a weapon we'll call you Fat Man.

Lol, I love how I btfo everyone in this thread and they just left.

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