/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15703009
what are you making, OP?

>>15703017
I don't know how I should translate the name of the food so I'll let you guys decide.

Alright let's get to it. First we chop the veggies. Rough is good in this recipe.

>>15703009
>3 kinds of meat

>>15703009
>Danish bacon
You immediately have my attention.

>>15703021
Next up we'll make some slices of the big ol' pork neck chunk. Beat it up a little. I used my fists because somebody stole the kitchen hammer. It did the job.

>>15703035
Cut the slices on medium sized cubes. I then put them in a bowl and added a dash of oil and salt and pepper.

>>15703035
schnitzelfistingbros unite!

>>15703045
I've just noticed the little rascal of a pork on a side of a bowl but don't you worry, all was mixed well in the end.

Give the piggy a good sear in smoking hot pan.

>>15703056
In the meantime, while the Babe is heating up let's take a look on the potatoes. I sliced em up into a satellite shapes.

>>15703062
I tossed the meat a little and cut up all the potatoes. Now I'll let them enjoy a bath in cold water.

>>15703072
The piggy is seared up just enough, I put him into a bowl but beware - keep all of the fat from the pork in the pan, we'll be using it.

>>15703021
where did the spring onions go (or are those scallions)?

>>15703092
It's not time for the spring onions just yet, they'll show up again.

Now we make some use of that pork fat and saute the veggies on it.

>>15703119
What spices u using nigga

>>15703119
Now, while the veggies are sauteing it's time to get our hands on the sausage. God damn, the veggies are starting to smell beautifully and the soft soft sausage is also amazing.

>>15703125
what is that sausage?

>>15703121
Just salt and cummin on the veggies so far, we'll get to spices later.
>>15703136
I don't know I got it in a local deli and it was just titled spicy sausage. For the big one, the smaller one was called red pepper sausage.

Alright, the veg is still sauteing and in the meantime I got the tray ready. I put some tinfoil on and on that I put a sheet of baking paper so it doesn't burn to the bottom.

>>15703154
Alright, the pork isn't so hot no more so I added a big spoon of mustard in it, mixed it up and let it sit a little.

>>15703161
Okay, damp the 'taters with kitchen rolls so that they are not wet and lay them up in the baking tray.

>>15703174
I sauted the sausages a little too, but forgot to document it. So let's take a look on the mustard pork. I added ground cummin, ground smoked pepper and a regular ground pepper mix it up some more.

>>15703192
Oh yeah, and I added some thyme too. Top the potatoes with pork, sausage and the bacon.

Looks fucking great so far, making me hungry

>>15703199
Dump the veggies on top. Now is the time to add the spring onion too. Sprinkle it all with hearty dose of the two ground red peppers.

Sounds and looks pretty damn good so far

>>15703207
don't forget to crack some fried eggs on it.

>>15703220
Anon, nooooo
>it needs cheese

>>15703220
How do you crack a fried egg?

>>15703237
i always crack a fried egg, how else do you get the get out?

>>15703207
Fold the tinfoil and give it a tight squeeze so there's a little air in the package. Put it in the oven!

>Put a little insanity on your potatoe and shake it maaaan.

>>15703266
what temp and how long?

>>15703520
400 covered for 55 minutes and 470 uncovered for 10.

>>15703220
>>15703236
Savages

>>15703627
eggs on hash is savage?

>>15703009
where are all the brand names? not a single one in this photo. looks like a low budget ad

looks good so far OP

Blessed thread. Is that smoked paprika? you say smoked peppers so I assume it is.

>>15703009
what kind of maggots will you be using?

monitoring for final result ty op

>>15703009
potatoes and bell peppers aren't traditional european crops

>>15703734
hurr durr there were no pigs in europe until colombo discover merica

>>15703734
Okay let's all just eat fucking rye and oats, since that's about all that's agriculturally indigenous to europe.

>>15703743
well thank you for admitting european food sucks and had to have help from the entire rest of the planet

>>15703750
Fair trade, we civilised the rest of you savages, and in return we took what we wanted from all of you.

>>15703035
regular old Rocky here. looking good

>>15703734
Oh wow it's almost as if a little thing called the Columbian exchange happened between 1500 and 1600.

You pedantic cunt.

>>15703266
Thanks Anon for making a thread about cooking. Looks great so far!

>>15703757
>>15703768
>europeans can't admit their ancestors were dumb savages with shit palettes and couldnt cook and had to enslave people to make their food better

>>15703778
>t. 3rd worlder

>>15703778
>as he types in English

>>15703750
If by help you mean we took what we wanted

>>15703599
I'm waiting. I bet it looks good.

>>15703778
Literally every country has had food exchanges.

>>15703807
When can we have food exchange with mars? Papi need new flavors

>>15703807
not mexico

>>15703848
t. Retarded mexican who doesn't realize that almost every meat and spice he uses in his day to day meals came from across the Atlantic

When are you going to add the jizz

Op accidentally made mustard gas, he dead.

>>15704659
I wouldn't be surprised if he slipped and bumped his head at this point

>>15704947
I’m sorry. It was delicious.

>>15705034
What the fuck

OP WE DEMAND THE UPDATE. DONT BLUEBALLS US

>>15703009
>THREE types of onion
Oh, you're a dirty bitch, huh? C'mere, I'm gonna spit in that fucking mouth. *PTUU*

Must have fucked that shit up bad, didn't even post final result

>>15703778
>had to enslave people to make their food better
Lolno, uneducated seething nigger. We already had spices out the ass from the silk road. We traded guns and gunpowder for your worthless loser ancestors so that the giganiggas who enslaved them in Africa could continue to kill each other, and so we could have ez mode agriculture and mining, because the fucking pussy natives were too bitchmade to do intense labor.
TLDR we brought your worthless ass to this country for cotton, tobacco, sugar, and gold, now we have to deal with your burden of a genetic line for eternity as punishment.

>>15703757
picrel
>>15703009
Looks great! I prefer more green vegetables when I make something similar to this, like spinach.
Two actual cooking threads on /ck/. Today must be my birthday!

>>15703750
>>15703778
>Europe doesn't have native plants useful for cultivation
So what, it's not like people can do anything about native plants. Europe did a pretty great job cultivating and adapting foreign crops though.

>>15703009
my european heart cries of joy

IN SAECVLA SAECVLORVM

>>15705507
>209 AD
Your ancestors hadn't invented the wheel by 1400 AD. Your contemporary genetic cousins are still living in mudhuts and shantytowns despite billions in foreign aid. Every white person you encounter sees you as a burden and dreads interacting with you.

>>15703266
>>15703599
>7 hours ago
Guys, I think he's dead.

>>15705515
>>Europe doesn't have native plants useful for cultivation
Are you fucking retarded?

>>15705539
so vibrant

>>15705539
>He thinks I'm a jogger.

>>15705560
>jogger
You fucking twitter negroid. You're worse than the anon I thought you were.

Racebaiting aside, it is really funny how many modern european crops, even pre-columbian ones, originated from the middle east or even further. And speaking as a german, many have names derived from their latin name, showing that they were imported by either the romans or, much later, latin-speaking monks, from the mediterranean. Many of them had to be bred for the colder climates (often by monks as well) before they could be cultivated economically.
On the other hand, it has to be remembered that those new plants often replaced older, similar plants of lower yield. Potatoes replaced parsnips and rutabagas for example, which are native to europe. It's really not surprising - europe is a small place with a comparably small diversity of biomes, so it houses equivalently few plants that happen to be useful for cultivation.

>>15705544
Reading comprehension anon. I was paraphrasing him. And while there are obviously not "none", the vast majority of crops really didn't originate from europe.
>>15705601

>>15703266
F

Share funeral recipes?

>>15703009
wish I could get nice, thick carrots like that
the only ones around me are shitty and thin

>>15706566
In my area the thin ones are the nice, tasty sweet ones. The thick ones like in OP are mass produced name brand GMO (probably) carrots that don't have nearly as much flavour.

>>15703092
Scallions, green onions, spring onions, salad onions, long onions, etc. are all names for the same plant.

>>15707224
It’s just the opposite around here.

>>15703750
>and had to have help from the entire rest of the planet
You didnt "help" us, we took from you what ever we wanted and made you our bitches

>>15708357
Behold the seething britbong

To be fair I hate Europeans and Americans equally.
I especially hate the Greeks, they invented gayness.

>>15708409
Quite frankly they stole recipes and improved them by removing substandard produce, sanitation, and cooking from the equation.

>>15708441
>I especially hate the Greeks, they invented gayness.
what about Sodom and Gomorrah

>>15703599
470 would melt the oven, I thought you said European

>>15708920
their main accomplishment was inventing wanting to rape angels

>>15703750
Get a load of this nigger

>>15708409
I am Italian (northern)

>>15703734
Onion and meat aren't traditional american crops either so no burger or bacon for you america

>>15709752
>meat isn’t a traditional American crop
Kek.
Fucking Mong.

>>15709752
What’s tradition got to do with anything?
Did you mean native?

>>15709752
>meat is a crop

>>15703062
Are round slices "satellite shapes" now?

where the fug is the final product lol did he fuck it up

>>15711444
he probably fucked it up

>>15709752
If North American tribals hadn't hunted horses to extinction, we might be eating horse meat like the Eurasians.

>>15709771
>he doesn't know about plant based meat

feed me OP

>>15703009
what country is this from OP?

>>15709583
based north wop

i followed this fags recipe so we'll see soon enough if he fucked it up or is just kill, should be done in an hour will keep u posted

>>15713370
Came out quite well desu, potatoes are nice and soft and the meat is tender. I guess op is just dead. Rip

>>15703009
Yes teach me how to cook for myself so I won't be an amerifat anymore.

>>15703734
Pizza wasn't invented in America

>>15713818
No, but it was perfected there