/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15691518
>Medium Madness
Wow that's the lamest ad I've heard in a while.

>>15691518
Bow down before your king

>>15691607
do they even exist outside malls and airports?

>>15691607
Take it back.

>>15691731
Their lease agreements? Already in progress.

>>15691518
papa johns kind of blows I guess

Roundtable

I just realized I haven't even had a chain pizza in 4 years. I haven't even had Pizza Hut or Domino's since I was a kid.

>>15691607

>>15692020
should have had it saying *marching around room.
Took me forever to get this joke. I always forget /ck/ is the highest IQ board on 4channel.

>>15691518
every pizza chain is bad, unless its a local chain with 3 locations max

>>15692038

>>15691518
never even heard of that place

>>15692102
no, not what i was talking about. I meant change the last panel (the smaller letters with the *) to "Marching around the room"

Embarrassing.

>>15692149
I'm not him, but that reply was obviously a joke. No wonder that getting the first one took you so long.

>>15691607
I always feel like this is a Mandela effect thing where it used to be called sbarro's

Of the chains in my town, Pizza Hut is the worst. I'd say Little Caesars, but Crazy Bread just slightly edges it out of last place.

pizza pizza, gonna order some later

>>15691607
More like sborro lmao

>>15691518
thank you dude, jesus fucking christ. people order this trash all the time here and it's stupid. there are a million pizza places to order from at the same price point. WHY ORDER BJ????

no one say domino's. that garlic buttery crust and the garlic white sauce are the tits.

Little Caesar’s
Tastes like ketchup on cardboard.
inb4 some fat loser gets mad at me

>>15692676
true. i was blown away by how tasteless 'sar's was, and the people i ate it with get their pizza all the time. they must be afraid of flavor or something.

>>15692676
My grandma used to want one of these every week but I convinced her to just get frozen pizza since she could get two of those for the same price as one little caesar's.
Dumb old bitch.

>>15692102
kek

>>15691518
I read the ad as:
>MEDIUM
>SADNESS

>>15692102
good shit

>>15691518

>>15693324
>got your pizza right fuckin here pal

>>15692102
made me bust out a laugh

>>15691518
I hear their staff is killer!

>>15692250
It's written sbarro but you say it with an extra s. It's no conspiracy.

>>15692038
what's the joke

>>15691518

>>15692250
I don't know. I think that we're just used to local chains having the " 's " on their names. Like Isabel's or Dominic's.

>>15691607
sbarro's is god tier though

Worst pizza chains are Pizza Hut and Domino's. Never tried Little Caesars but I'm assuming it's dogshit, same goes for any other buffet pizza

>>15691607
OP said BAD pizza chains

>>15693405
If you think sbarro is good then you have the tastebuds of a toddler.

>>15693388
Is this some kind of Chinese rip-off Little Caesar's?

>>15693485
It's Canadian (you can see a maple leaf in the logo), but it might as well be Chinese.

>>15693388
It's unreal how shit this pizza is. I mean, I guess I'm not surprised since you pretty much only find them in movie theaters, but damn. They're not cheap, either.

>>15693388
>>15693723
Looks fine to me

>>15692033
based yag

>>15692020
>>15692102
First made me chuckle, second made me laugh

>>15693739
>has only eaten pizza from dominos and pizza hut

>>15693324
blast from the past. we use to have our seasonal tball party at gattis

>>15693388
I like the calzones from pizza pizza, but their pizzas are shit.

Shit founder.
Shit ingredients.
Shit pizza.
Papa Shit Johns.

>>15694386
i mean that looks like a fine pizza for what i assume is $5 for a medium size

>>15694463
$12 for a medium with no toppings.

>>15694457
Their garlic sauce tasted like piss.

>>15692191
ARE YOU A RESIDENT OF MISSOURI

>>15691518
>Two mediums for $12
Why bother when you can get two large pizzas from Dominoes for $5 on a Tuesday?

>>15691518
idk they look okay but they dont have any branches near me so its probably shit

>>15692020
heh bretty good bro

Mazzio's. The crust is practically cake.

>>15691518

>>15695202
But Tuesday's are for tacos

>>15692149
you already said it, I think this board might be a little too high IQ for you

Where my Freshslice chads at? I always say if you want pizza, get pizza, but if you want Freshslice nothing else will fill the void. For me, it's ground beef, garlic sauce and pesto.

>>15693388

Whole Foods pizza is vile

>>15697670
Looks like some shitty Californian pizza.

>>15697737
it's basically cardboard but it's in Vancouver so any food+drink combo for sub-$5 is good. Plus the garlic sauce is tight

>>15691518
>chains
All of them. They are all bad.

>>15697781
I love the hairless hotdog pizza!!!!

>>15692033
Daring and based.

>>15693388
If you order thin crust, well done, easy on the sauce, they're decent.

>>15691607
Fucking THIS only white trash Americans eat here on a Sunday afternoon coming back from their Baptist church to watch the football game and yell at the tv

>>15698199
Are ya mad they don't take ebt or something Tyron?

>>15691518
Is there actually a good pizza chain?

>>15699072
Only one

>>15693324
Never heard of it but looks based

>>15694457
their riblets are decent

Bad pizza chains? Bro fuck pizza hut, shit is absolute dog piss. Sauce tastes like battery acid.

Not a pizza chain to be exact
But there's this italian restaurant my coworkers treated me to on my last week
Worst fucking pizza I've ever had if you can call it that
It was basically burnt, flat ciabatta with two dollops of mozarella on top of a bitter tomato sauce
My guess is it was a "traditional italian pizza"
If that's the case fuck Italy for bringing that shit overseas

>>15697781
Too soon >>15697791

I got a thin crust pizza from dominoes recently and it was honestly an insult to not just pizza but food in general. It was burned to a crisp, the sauce was flavorless and pitiful, the cheese vile, and the shitty pickled jalapenos and prepacked bacon bits seemed to have been thrown on top of it across the room by a gorilla. And it still cost me $28.

Never again.

>>15700029
>thin crust
Get handtossed you dumbass.

>>15700061
But I wanted thin crust. Why wouldn't I order what I wanted?

>>15700201
Because thin crust at a pizza chain is easier for them to fuck up and also just a waste of money. You're literally paying the same price for less food.

>>15700214
But I wanted thin crust. I would have preferred not having pizza over a non thin crust.

>>15691607
>be me
>nyc anon
>get stationed on san diego naval base
>only 2 fastfood places for lunch
>some chong chain, and sbarro
>buddy says "lets split a meatlovers pizza"
>takes one bite, water oozes out
>mfw

>>15694457
It was good 15 years ago

>>15691607
Sbarro's is based

All pizza chains are fucking bad

If you gotta go to a franchise to set up a pizza business you deserve to burn in hell.
Fuck dominoes
fuck pizza hut
fuck pizza scmizza
fuck chicago pizza
fuck hot lips
fuck pizzacato
fuck chuck e cheese
and especially fuck bougy over priced hipster pizzas.
If you can sell a slice for under 2 or a pie for under 15 bucks you should just sell videos of yourself fucking a dildo.

>>15691518
OH I GET IT! BECAUSE OF MARCH MADNESSS!

>>15693369
He thinks it's an order. Haven't you ever seen a Mel Brooks movie?

>>15691518
I love local chain pizza that's exclusive that state. Godfathers, begggers Pizza etc

>>15692102

>>15692102
I dont get it?

>>15694457
better than dominos and their wings are good
john is a good boy

>>15691607
YAGSBARRO

>>15691518
badass mascot though. this guy would murder you in public and get away with it.

>>15693352
barney

>>15691518
Pizza Hut is awful, usually go dominos. I love greens on my pizza, jalapeno, serrano peppers or green peppers. However, the peppers they put on it are gross, sitting around all day. So I order it without them and once I get it I chop up fresh ones from my fridge and add them.

>>15691518
Mod pizza. Its like walking into BLM central and they have real small za's

>>15692102

>>15697670
It's alright if I'm looking for something cheap and unconventional (for me it's anything with garlic sauce or that weird butter chicken pizza), but for me it has to be Uncle Fatih's.

I don't want to waste a thread asking this, if anyone can answer it here: if I want to make a ranch based pizza at home can I just use ranch as the sauce?

>>15693689
your mom is chinese, and a good canadian pizza from a local joint beats your American slop any day of the week

Worst pizza I ever paid money for.

does hunt brothers even count as a chain?

>>15705645
hungry howies wednesdays special got me through university
go neers

>>15691563
That Photoshop job of the fire ball going through the hoop is what pisses me off

>>15693342
Watch it Chrissy

they've rebranded to "California Gourmet Pizza" to get away from the rat but it's the same.

>>15699072
Round Table

>>15692020
I thought this was a joke about Men always forgetting significant events but I read it again and had a good kek.

>>15705437
based

>>15691518
Salvatore's. Absolutely awful.

>>15706799
what the fuck is this abomination

>>15691518
Any pizza restaurant/chain where you have to soak up the grease with a paper towel multiple times. I went to a shitty pizza restaurant, didn't do this, ended up shitting oil (like, small dots of oil separated from the water in the bowl). I was abhorrently disgusted, both with the pizza and myself for even eating it.

>>15706799
>pizza vending machine
But, that means there's no quality control... average Americans still care about quality food... right?... guys?

>>15706901
If you remove grease from your pizza you are a certified faggot and your shits are fucked up because you keep getting pounded up the anus all the time.

>>15706935
based

The pizza is entirely passable. They've got a steak pizza with steak sauce that's pretty tasty. But they're like twice as expensvie as they should be.

>>15692102
Fucking hell

>>15693405
>baking the pepperoni BEFORE putting on the pizza, then just placing it on the already baked pizza, so that it doesn’t stick to the cheese

>>15692632
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
chissà il trollone che gli ha dato il nome

>>15691607
>>15691702
I used to work at one of their mall locations in Kentucky. I once crushed and snorted viagra before work, thinking it was some kind of painkiller. Didn't get any boners, but I had hallucinations for 5 hours or so. On another occasion I took some Ambien and lost an entire day due to to hallucinations and memory loss, possibly alien abduction as well.

>>15692191
ok but the dessert pizza kinda good

>>15707239
C A C T U S

>>15691762
They used to be great but they have really fallen off.

>>15705342
>Jack of spades
More like he’d let his wife’s (black) son do it and say it’s because of his upbringing

This shitty local chain. Out of nowhere they are all over the place in northern utah and every fucking one of them was the place to buy drugs.
Then bam, most of them are gone.
So I guess what I'm saying is that if you are in Cedar City Utah go there to get drugs

>>15700029
Ever tried Monicles Pizza? They are kind of a new chain in IL, but they are hands down the best pizza chain that exists.

>>15694457
Underbaked trash

>>15706799
It says "old fashioned pizzeria", so it must be good.

>>15693388
unironically the most horrific pizza i've ever had
i still feel slightly ill when i think about this garbage

You know putting spaghetti and steak on a pizza and then into a sandwhich was probably not the best idea.

Go to a good local Italian restaurant if you want the best pizza.

>>15699072
I swear by Jets

>>15708603
isn't that just the Italian equivalent of yakisoba pan?

>>15691518
>hand tossed round
why did they add that? literally doesn't affect anything.

>>15691518
I only know about blackjack because of columbine
is it really that shit or is it just generic pizza that doesn't taste that different from other chains?

>>15708941
Wait a goddamn minute...
How did he get away with it?

>>15692191
> 1/4 of my friends worked there during high school
> Knew the in and outs of food served
> The pizza ranch in my town is owned by the person that franchises most of the pizza ranch places in Iowa (allegedly) and makes fucking bank

Overall, it's not too bad. It's pretty packed on weekends with old people, so it's still doing very good. The food there, for being buffet food, is actually pretty good compared to other buffets.

>>15708941

I would take Blackjack over the other chains in my area.

>>15692033
Yagggg....

>>15692250
>Mandela effect
You're remembering the name of this phenomenon wrong. It's actually called the Mandingo effect

>>15706929
Fun fact, those were actually invented by an Italian who wanted to make a sort of 'automat' style dining area across Northern Italy.

>>15707139
Get the Abby's special anon. Agree with you on price though.