/ck/ - Food & Cooking

“I have received a makeshift McDonalds logo sign which is on my living room wall, it is next to a photo of the menu which I purchased on eBay,” David said. I have a few pairs of Nike trainers which have been personalized and McDonald’s laces to match. I have spent around €5,000 ($6,000) on merchandise.

But that sum pails in comparison to how much Mr. McDonald’s has spent on food from the popular fast-food restaurant. He has been eating there at least once every two days, and there was a time in his life when he would visit a McDonald’s 6 to 12 times a week. Although he doesn’t know exactly how much all that food cost him, he claims every cent was worth it.

“It is hard to put a number on how much money I have spent on food, I imagine it would be about €40,000 euros,” the McDonald’s super-fan said. I never order the same meal over and over again because then it would get boring. But a Big Tasty Bacon meal with fries is to die for. It is my favorite.”

If you want to keep an eye on Mr McDonald’s and his obsession with the world’s most popular fast food chain, give him a follow on Instagram.

>geyer

>>15678931
do Nazi's really?

>>15678931
Do Americans really?

>>15678931
der ewiger kraut

>>15678931
I’m not even triggered, because Maccas is great. Face reality.

>>15678981
yeah, actually just made me hungry for a Big Mac

>>15678931
As long as he eats in moderation and isn't a faggot, I'm sure he's fine.

>fatass eats fat and meat every day
>is fat
many such cases

>>15678957
He’s German, but yeah

Pussy.

>>15679009
he is not fat

>>15679009
>vegans entire existence is seething and impotent rage
kek

>>15679021
This

>>15679038
>vegans
lmao why are vegans the ultimate fat person's boogeyman?

>>15679097
lol so you're just a troll then, fuck off

>>15678931
Is that a box of McDonald's shrimp

>German
>halal beard

Checks out.

McDouble with mayo is tasty. That said, how did he not get tired of eating McDonalds? Is the man autistic?

>>15679021
/thread

>>15679115
All Germans are autistic anon how else can you explain the popularity of work simulators?

>>15678931
What a chad.

>>15679168
I'd actually believe his "hobby" has gotten him laid before
women love shitty food

>>15679032
Kek

>>15679177
look at the legs... you can tell he's in pretty good shape

>>15679115
>Is the man autistic?
probably to some degree. I think people on the spectrum love to eat the same thing over and over again.

>>15679191
I'm very autistic and whenever I cook I try not to make too much because I can't stand eating the same thing more than twice in a row so I hate leftovers

>>15678931
>every other day
pathetic, hes not even 100% dedicated

>>15679021
came to post this

>>15679009
>many such cases
how come only retards seem to use this as of late
is it some new /pol/ meme

>>15679102
>babbies first 4chins

>>15679233
it's a Trump quote, just spoonfeeding because I know it'll make you seethe even harder

>>15679233
trump said it once but it didn't make sense in his sentence, so /pol/ either mocks people with it or says it because their orange lardass said it

>>15679244
it made perfect sense, keep seething

>>15679241
>ruining trump quotes by using them willy nilly in an unfunny way
Sad!

>>15679250
You're fired

>>15679244
i see
first time i saw it was >faggot is a faggot, many such cases!
which *really* doesn't make sense because trump never actually hated lgbts, the media just tried to push it

>>15678931
Hey, it’s three-for-free!

>>15679248
lying isn't making sense anon

>>15679317
of course he's wrong, but the fact that you know exactly what is meant by "many such cases," means the phrase makes sense

>>15679138
The Germans didn't just make a general crisis response unit simulator, they made one specifically for firefighters. Airport firefighters, to be precise. They made this so often, they had to include the year of release into the naming scheme.

I love my country.

>>15678931

He is thinner than moviebob

>>15679009
Oddly enough he sure as hell is not fit, but is not american fat under any measure, which, if we asumed that he eats what he showed in that pic in one sitting is night impossible, so he is probably more picky than it seems.

There are things about McDonalds to be in awe of. Mainly the logistical and technical prowress involved in what is basically a way to serve as many people as conveniently as possible, despite it's more than known flaws. Yes, we all know they somehow made salads out of sugar and turned the sugar of potatoes into fat, but still...

>>15679354
To be fair? Moviebob also marinates meat in sugary sodas
Even eating McDicks every other day, that's difficult to beat

>>15679344
Ich find das auch total super. Würde sowas nie spielen, aber gott segne die Deutschen

Heart attack waiting to happen. I ate BK every day for just one week and I could feel my heart in my throat

Society is collapsing.

Cancer of the colon

I hate the fact that you posted this

I haven't ate mcdonalds in nearly 2 years and now am craving a mcgangbang

This is your brain in late capitalism
Life doesn't have a meaning anymore so people are recurring to this crap

>>15679021
God among men

>>15679185
He obviously isn't in good shape, but he's certainly isn't fat.

>>15679020
If you eat enough McDonald's you become American

>>15679933
We call Girvana

>>15678931
why do they call him Mr. McDonalds

>>15679021
He lives in my old hometown in WI. I remember the local paper did a story on him. Nice guy

>>15679317
Based trump telling the TRUTH to us unlike the garbage liberal MEDIA

>>15679973
He should go into rap with that named and do McDonald's themed rap songs and albums

>>15680014
Rap is not good music

>>15680036
Some rap artists have a really good understanding of musical theory and fundamentals, but they're few and far between. Their respect for meter puts them miles ahead of everyone else in the music industry in terms of poetic artistry.

Everyone knows that when it comes to any genre, you shouldn't judge it by the shit you hear on the radio and TV.

>>15680053
Then what is a good example everything I have heard is pure shit

>>15678931
Germans get curly fries at McDonalds? Lucky fucks.

>>15679138
I used to think this was a meme until i went to stay with my German girlfriend a few years ago, and her dad had a couple farming/trucking simulator CD's.

>>15679328
Indeed, many such cases.

>>15678931
Yes consume the burger, become the burger

>>15679021
looks like the type of guy to beat his wife

>>15679021
based Geddy Lee

>>15678931
I thought you died if you ate mcdonalds or more than a few weeks.

>>15679021
Based

>>15678931
More like David Gayer

>>15680717
sick burn anon

>>15679021
Is that John Lemon??

>>15679021
what was his MO? (modus operandi)

>>15679244
It makes sense, Trump just uses old school weird grammar sometimes.

but can he eat the same volume of mcdonald's that a korean woman can in one sitting?

I ate McDonalds for lunch today for the first time in years: I feel like I need to sleep. Is this normal? I just feel the most incredible urge to lay down for a few hours

>>15680945
why does she feel compelled to make these faces

>>15680749
Borger

>>15678931
Why are Gerpeople so predisposed to forming obsessions? Too much vaccine in their water supply?

>>15679021
fucking based

>>15678931
is this the guy behind the "for me it's the mcchicken" posts

>>15680066
Lil B, The Based God

ngl he's pretty hot, would definitely feed him my big mac sauce

>>15678931
For me, it's McDonald's. The best fast food restaurant. I even ask for extra Big Mac sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for Big Mac sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in Big Mac sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>15681184
It's a trait of autistic people. With the case of Germany the whole country is autistic.

>>15678931
That looks like a small amount of food for an average person I would say?

>>15681227
>years ago
>behind someone at mcdicks
>they ask for side of big mac sauce
>think hmm I'll try that and dip some fries in it
>ask for just that
>receive it in a parfait container complete with lid and straw

>>15681018
asian zoned exclusive strain of mental illness. asian women are all mentally ill in one way or another

bump

>>15679021
John Lennon looking good

>>15679021
I kneel

>>15680945
kek
based

>>15678931
It is physically impossible to be more based than this man

>>15678931
>curly fries
>mcdonalds


wait those nuggets are weird too
what the fuck is that picture?

>>15682424
Superior german engineering

>>15678931
>bavarian
It's either those or Berliners. Fucking subhumans.

>>15682424
German McD regularly has curly fries as the "special" fries. And those nugs are shrimps.

>>15679021
The virgin kraut Hedonist “never order the same meal again” versus the Chad midwestern OCD “Big Macs are 90% of my solid foot intake”

>>15683364
He has the McRib as a constant menu item, and things like the Big Rösti at his leisure. Big Mac Ringo Starr can't compete.

>>15683321
Damn, I miss the Asia Wochen, or Los Wochos.

>>15681184
As a population, they were extremely highly expressive of trait-orderliness and industriousness. Culturally they could not have been a better target for Hitler.

>>15679381
>Oddly enough he sure as hell is not fit, but is not american fat under any measure
sounds like his job is pretty physical. if you're actually outside most of the time instead of sitting down all day like most Americans (myself included) 2000 calories in a day is pretty reasonable. most of us should be taking in less than half that based on how sedentary we are.

>>15681018
what she's making is basically pornography, she's just doing her job

>>15678931
For me, it's McDonald's. The best fast food restaurant. I even ask for extra Big Mac sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for Big Mac sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in Big Mac sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

this rote, pointless repetition of the same tired, years-old gags just makes me think you're the exact same guys who would've been calling up local news shows and yelling "Baba booey! Howard Stern's penis!" 25-30 years ago

>>15680945
She's spitting it out after taking every mouthful.
Lips are clean for every new bite

>>15678931
>americans

>>15684203
Germans are americans now?

>>15683608
they are

>>15678931
what the fuck is wrong with people

>>15678931
He has one more step to do before he out-burgers United Statistians.

>>15679115
>>15679191
The two extremely autistic people I know are basically garbage disposals and will eat anything.

>>15678931
>A 32-year-old man nicknamed “Mr. McDonald’s” has been eating at the world’s most popular fast food chain every other day for the past two decades, and has invested a small fortune in McDonald’s-related clothes and memorabilia.
>not stock
fake news and gay

>>15679021
This is the first thought that came to my mind. This dude is the ultimate McDonald's fan. Their flagship burger is almost his entire diet. He even buys in bulk to freeze and reheat them when he needs Big Macs and he had his fucking wedding at McDonald's. His entire family doesn't even like McDonald's that much and it hasn't stopped him at all.

>>15679021
who's this handsome lad

>>15680627
You mean type of guy who isnt married

>>15680945
what's with her nostrils man. This is freaking me out.

>>15684438
imagine the smell

bump

>>15678981
>maccas
Do Australians really?

>>15678981
What the fuck is Maccas?

>>15680945
People who watch this shit need to be sent off to labor camps

>>15680945
Fuck asians and their weird gay faces and anus nostrils. Koreans are subhumans.

>>15678931
Do Americans really?

>>15685700
He was German anon

bump

>>15684305

>>15684438
This nigga died

>>15680945
North Korea needs to bomb them into oblivion

>>15679138
>>15679344
>>15679443
>>15680090
wait those fucking games are real?

>>15685572
Brit term for McDonald's
They make up words like that all the time, not sure why

>>15681313
Yeah they are used to subhumans

>>15678931
He looks like he actually does shit instead of gorging on food all day since he isn't a tub of lard. Good for him.

>>15683519
The fuck?
My bmr is such that I need around 1800 calories if I do absolutely nothing all day.

>>15681227
I'm glad to see someone still has this saved in a text file somewhere

Supersize me notwithstanding, you probably could eat McD every day and not gain weight if you just moderate yourself. What people don't think about is that the sodium content will kill you much faster. This food is not meant to be eaten daily for this reason above all others.

>>15683519
>2000 calories in a day is pretty reasonable. most of us should be taking in less than half that based on how sedentary we are.
Talking shit mate. BMR for an adult is like 1200 minimum for a small woman.

>>15678931
Germany has White/Arab mutts now lol. MUTTLAND

>>15684835
What a chad

>has been eating at the world’s most popular fast food chain every other day
That sound below average compared to american standards

>>15679106
that's what I was wondering it looks like it

>>15687374
Cope

>>15678931
Gut dass der Führer das nicht mehr mit ansehen muss.

>>15678956
sounds like a prejudical racist stereotype of group of people. Look in the mirror and your the real nazi.

>>15680945
behold her future

>>15688083
>Nazis bad
pleb

>>15688083
>Look in the mirror and your the real nazi
Yes.

>>15688099
>libtards good

bootlicker

>>15688109
yes

bump

>be american
>eat mcdonalds every day to make documentary
>nearly die
>be german
>eat every other day for decades
>no effect

America bros d-did we get to cocky?

>>15688500
The age of the Aryan has begun.

>>15688090
Stop posting this faggot

>>15688500

>>15681203
Yep

>>15680627
I get it.

>>15688500
Morgan Spurlock lied about how much food he was eating. Watch the documentary Fathead for a more honest approach to the idea of eating McDonald's every day for a month, as well as explanations of Morgan Spurlock's fraudulence.

>>15686619
He didn't, he's alive and well with a normal life & job - google it, in pics after it healed its basically just a pinkish hairless patch
Doesn't change that it was a fucking retarded thing to do. Some dude tried to get an arrow branded on his arm and ended up with a penis shaped burn though

What does he think of the mcchicken

>>15678931
>USA cultural hegemony utterly consumes a German man's life and culture after he experiences it for the first time
This is why Yurop fears the American.

>>15690127
What's this? Oh it's just my arm penis.

>>15678949
kek

>>15678931
do american can rea-
>German man
NOOOOOOOOOOO IT CAN'T BE ONLY AMERICANS EAT FAST FOOOD NOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>15679138
Yeah were basically soulless robot, programmed to just fuck, sleep and work.

not even fucking, i take that back

>>15688500
>be american
>make documentary
>eat twice as much food as you say you are and slam a handle of vodka off-camera every night to make the conclusion look worse than it actually should

If you ate a reasonable amount of fast food every day and watched calories and weren't a barely functional alcoholic on top, it would eventually catch up to you but mostly due to issues with stuff like sodium and cholesterol, and it'd take years and be nowhere near as dramatic as Supersize Me

>>15691040
>fuck

bump

>>15684865
Plastic surgery.

>>15688500
He was a raging alcoholic during filming and was pounding back vodka and beer off camera. His film has been debunked several times, but its STILL used as propaganda in schools.

>>15678931
This is what g*rmans have become

>>15693074
and thats a good thing

>>15680951
No, the reaper is waiting for you on the other side

bump

>>15679114
That's just a hipster beard, m8

>>15678931
>eats nothing but fastfood for 20 years
>still skinnier than 2/3 of this board
how are you coping, fatties?

>>15693074
Please Anon, people like this exist in every civilization

>>15678931
European McDonalds really put the american ones to shame... The food actually tastes real, and some underpaid, overworked, pissed off black teenager didnt cook it.

>>15694343
That is the case of most American restaurants over seas I think it is because they can't compete with dirt cheap food in other countries so they go up market and try to be a luxury brand.

>>15679021
Sadly, he passed away today.

F

>>15680945
Isn't this the bitch that eats animals alive?

>>15694479
Yeah

>>15678934
>But a Big Tasty Bacon meal with fries is to die for. It is my favorite.

he's alright

>>15694449
what

>>15680945
That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily.

>>15679138

work sets you free anon

>>15678931
>biggest fan
>not obese
more of the media's lies

>>15695001
Lol

>>15686757
Of courshe

>>15695001
American please

>>15695565
newfag

>>15678931
europeans are fucking weird. I'm sure this faggot is mr cool ice's son

>>15680951
Insulin spike due to high gi ingredients. You can push through it with caffeine

bump

>>15686772
Australian term

>>15678957
>David Geyer, a gardener from Bergheim, Germany
retard

>>15695569
>thinking a few months old bait reference makes him an oldfag
newfag

>>15696267
Guys being on 4chan for a long time isn't an accomplishment

>>15696351
My mom says I'm cool.

>>15679185
Anon, I got a beer gut and my legs and arms have no noticeable amount of fat. My legs are pretty damn muscular, but I still would call myself fat. Not everyone gains weight equally distributed in their body.

>>15696439
Your mom's a whore so her opinion is invalid anyway.

>>15696462
If you could do better you'd stop renting her.

>>15696439
I'm glad for you,my mum considers me a disappointment

>>15680066
listen to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qggxTtnKTMo

>>15679114
No you can clearly see his mustache.

WHY THE FUCK DON'T WE HAVE CURLY FRIES!

>>15697894
Asking the real question

>>15678931
Americans are fucking disgusting

>>15679344
Tbh simulator games are also good for fucking around in, but I know you krauts will play the game as intended, and LIKE IT

>>15698508
German actually

bump

>>15688090
Spick Diabetus

>>15680945
Fuck this gross whore
>>15678931
Fuck this beardo clown

>>15698516
Not getting irony actually

>>15678931
what a madlad

Everyone's somewhere on the autism spectrum I guess

He loves it

bump

>>15678931
Good job to him for playing his role, consumer whore!

>>15700566
I think that too,we're mildly higher than most people but everybody has at least a minimal level of it

bump

>>15702650
Bump my little dick

>>15702671
ok sweet anon

>>15686757
>He doesn't spend Upwards of 10000€ to get all add-ons for his train simulator.
There are 620 add-ons. If we now assume that they roughly cost 20€ each, that makes 12400€

>>15680945
can anyone sauce me this

>>15702689
It's 15-16 centimetres

>>15678931
Hey, I know this guy. When I worked at McDonald's he came into my store all the time. We called him Three For Free. I forget why we called him that though.

>>15704053
Heh

>>15678931
Für mich ist es das McChicken. Das beste Fast-Food-Sandwich. Ich bitte sogar um zusätzliche McChicken-Saucenpakete und das Personal ist so freundlich und mehr als bereit, sich zu verpflichten.

Einmal fragte ich nach McChicken-Saucenpaketen und sie gaben mir drei. Ich sagte: "Wow, drei umsonst!" und der nette freundliche McDonald's-Arbeiter lachte und sagte: "Ich werde dich 3-kostenlos nennen!".

Jetzt begrüßt mich das Personal mit "Hey, es ist 3-kostenlos!" und gib mir IMMER drei Pakete. Es ist so eine lustige und coole Atmosphäre in meinem lokalen McDonald's Restaurant, dass ich mindestens dreimal pro Woche zum Mittagessen und einem großen Eiskaffee mit Milch anstelle von Sahne dorthin gehe, 1-2 Mal zum Frühstück am Wochenende und vielleicht einmal zum Abendessen Wenn ich in Eile bin, aber eine großartige Mahlzeit möchte, die erschwinglich und schnell ist und meinen täglichen Ernährungsbedürfnissen entspricht.

Ich tauche meine Pommes sogar in McChicken-Sauce, es ist köstlich! Was für ein tolles Restaurant.

>>15704183
Danke ich werde das benutzen

bump

>>15681212
TYBG

>>15678931
good for him. he's not even that overweight.

>>15679233
Is this your first time on 4chan

>>15686757
>>15679138
Trucking Simulator was cozy, put on a podcast and just drive without breaking the law or fucking your rig

>>15678931
Stale pasta

>>15686757
Honestly, it's not a far stretch. Grew fond of that shit when I was in spark school. Programming virtual PLCs and running shit in Factory I/O is actually pretty fucking fun.

>>15678931
Based.

>>15686757
>become a CIVIL SERVANT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdRytBHfJCo

bump

if he loves mcdonalds so much why doesn't he marry it?

>>15709880
Don't give him more ideas anon

bump

>>15702987
Your not supposed to buy all of them anon, just the ones you are autistically interested in.

>>15711005
What if he is autistically interested in all of them?

>>15696209
it's also bong

imagine thinkin burger fast food tastes good

kek what absolute tastelets

>>15709880
hey, say what you will about him, but lay off the mcdonalds.

>>15679138
Americlap here, Truck Simulator is based.

>>15694449
let me guess. it was a health issue reltaed to the amount of mcdicks he has consoomed ?

>>15702987
Jesus fuck, and I thought CK2's DLC was bad.

>>15711471
t. seething tastelet

>>15696462

>>15711571
drunk driver

>>15678931
Do you know what they call a Big Mac in Germany? Das erste dickie.

>>15713285
yes processed mass produced shit that is just heated is the pinnacle of taste....

go eat some fastfood retard

bump

>>15714656
Cope harder, seething fatass.

>>15679250
nonsensical retard

>>15678931
ROCK AN ROLL MCDONALD'S!

>>15718195
What the fuck is wrong with asians?

bump

>>15718195
Is that her period blood?

>>15679009
He's fat but only by about 30-ish pounds.
could probably even skips the fries and pare down to a healthy weight with all the same habits.

>>15718195
ROCK OVA LONDON
ROCK ON CHICAGO
DISCOVER CARD. IT REALLY PAYS TO DISCOVER

>>15679021
An absolute king

>>15679250
Kek

>>15678931
i wonder what he smells like

>>15695565
Lurk moar

>>15719845
probably salt and cheese

>>15679021
Knew I'd find this before even opening the thread. Also based. No one will ever beat him.