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15686741 No.15686741 [Reply] [Original]

>97% of all wine sold in America costs less than $13.90

>> No.15686750

isn't $13.70 more than a months income for 97% of Europeans?

>> No.15686758

why doesn't this make sense? You're not going to break out the more expensive shit for tuesday costco roast chicken dinner. It's called table wine.

>> No.15686759

>>15686750
you can get 25 liters of 15% kilju for that

>> No.15686761

>>15686741
Feels good, bro.

>> No.15686763
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15686763

For me, its yellow tail shiraz

the best wine a connoisseur of these things can buy

>> No.15686766

Do you really expect me to drink a $40 bottle of red every time I make spaghetti?

>> No.15686769

>>15686741
Adjusted for Euro, that's like €7.99.

You can some really good wines around that orice point, why spend more unless it's a special occasion. Gran Reserva IV is easily the best Rioja on the world for under €10, and Gran Reserva VII might actually be and it's €14.99.

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>Thinking expensive wine tastes better in the year 12^3+17^2+4

>> No.15686802

>>15686741
>Americans constantly win international wine awards and the population has cheap access to good quality wine while EU-ers take out a loan from Germany to buy 25€ wine.
maybe if your flag was on the moon you’d be less of a whiny bitch

>> No.15686804
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For me, it's Jackson Triggs chardonnay

>> No.15686826

>>15686741
>pay more in taxes than Europe but get less
>don't get as many benefits
>don't get much of anything
>pay across the board is significantly lower
Glad the wine is so expensive to make life less unbearable.

>> No.15686935

cheeto

>> No.15687116

>>15686763
I unironically buy this to pair with my digornos pizza

>> No.15687185

>>15686826
this is what yuros actually have to tell themselves, huh? incredible

>> No.15687195

>>15686741
> be english
> muslims have invaded
> raped and murdered my family
> butter knives banned by police
> boris johnson exists
> at least i'm not american

>> No.15687217
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>>15687195
>be me
>purchasing picrel tomorrow
>goes to two different gyms, no masks required
>surrounding counties back to normal, no masks
>low cost of living

feels fucking GOOD, bro

>> No.15687225

>>15686741
Thats because all that weird hobo liquor is actually wine. I would bet that shit is half of all alcohol sales.

>> No.15687234

>>15686741
We are a first world country, truly.
>15% of all restaurant sales in the US are McDonald's sales, alone

>> No.15687264
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100% of the wine I buy costs $15 a gallon

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>>15686796
This. Rich people coping with not feeling superior so they make stupid shit like this up.
>Expensive wine=more gooder

>> No.15687276

>>15687217
>cz
brainlet

>> No.15687291

>>15687271
His wife took a bath while Paublo was remodeling the bedroom and fucked her while the TV crew was there.

>> No.15687296

>>15687217
Ask me how I know you have very small hands for an adult male.

>> No.15687297

who spends more than 10 dollars on a sauce base

>> No.15687332
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>>15687276
im a tranny so

>>15687296
with the extended clip its fine. also, i do have short fingers but normal sized palms

>> No.15687341

>>15687332
Thats so gross. You rub your jackoff scabs all over the clip while you shoot.

>> No.15687362

>>15687341
im not actually a tranny. those are callouses because i am jacked and tan. The other mark is from an oyster knife

>> No.15687375

>>15687362
I hate to tell you this but your mother lied to you. You are not tan. You are a mulatto. I can tell because people dont tan the palms of their hands. Your real dad lives at the zoo.

>> No.15687385

>>15687375
lmao. Seethe, fatty..

>mom is german
>dad is ukrainian

nice try

>> No.15687396

>>15687332
>Basketball fingers
Fuck off lanklet

>> No.15687406

>>15686741
You can improve the statistics by buying 20-dollar goonbags

>>15687332
Calluses on a brown hand. Rare.

>> No.15687418

>>15687332
Your hands look disgusting and I bet you're a retarded gym rat faggot. Please commit die.

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>>15687396
>>15687406
>>15687418
Am white, faggots

>> No.15687431

>>15687425
Thats a fucking photoshop. I recognize those fingers from the beginners tutorial.

>> No.15687435

>>15687431
on what, fingerblasting your mammy?

>> No.15687535
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>>15686741
>paying more than $14 for a bottle of wine

>> No.15688635

>>15686741
For Americans drinking wine = pretending to be sophisticated. None of them actually like it or drink it for the flavor or the first place.

>> No.15688642

>>15688635
*in the first place

>> No.15688644

>>15686741
90% of wine is consumed within 4 hours of purchasing

>> No.15689058

What's your point OP? Most wine in Italy is also under €10. Sometimes you can buy very good cheap wine, by that I mean €3 stuff, but it takes real trial and error, with the common side effect being left with a shitty bottle of wine. Usually stuff starting around 5€ is at the worst usually decent. Best wines not only cost a little more than that, but also require knowledge of the vineyard it was made in and of the grape. Sometimes even the year matters. I personally don't give a shit about wine competitions as some old boomers sniffing their own farts don't seem like expertise I need on something as highly subjective as wine. There are surely bad criteria anyone can agree upon, such as bad aftertaste, alcoholic burn, etc., but at the end of the day your ultimate judgement will be going off of fundamental preferences like sweet vs dry, richly bodied vs light, etc. It's only wine at the end of the day. More often than not it matters more with who and when did you enjoy it. They used to buy nebbiolo around here just by going by the alcoholic % in big barrels. Surely it was good, but in my experience only Americans and Brits like to larp wine as something more than what it is.

>> No.15689066

>>15687276
CZ makes good guns. I love my CZ-75B

>>15687332
It’s called a mag you dummy, how do you not know the difference?

>> No.15689071

>>15686741

as someone who works at a pretty bougie wine bar, the only customers we get that care about the price are wine-illiterate boomers that think higher price automatically equals higher quality.

>> No.15689075

>>15686741
I guarantee an American who doesn’t realize Euros drink plenty of cheaper wine wrote this

>> No.15689080

>>15689071
It’s always fun to see the blind tasting results where there’s little correlation between price and quality.

>> No.15689081

>>15687375
My sides lmao

>> No.15689382

>>15689075
Yeah, this is probably the case. I've noticed one schizophrenic who always rants about Europe and same fags a lot. Wine in most of Europe isn't considered some fancy bullshit, it's just a nice drink to go with meals and to relax to. Nothing greater than having an aperitivo by lakeside.

>> No.15689390

The best wine I ever had was like $3 a bottle. The place burned down and killed the vintner and the supply quickly went away.

You only buy experience wine to flex on people.

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>>15686741
>tfw'v'd a few of the %3 of wines in America that aren't $13.90 or less

>> No.15689754

>>15688635
Yeah because wine tastes like shit, and if you actually like it (for me, it's Champ), there's no need to spend a lot since you like the taste and a $10 bottle is fine.

>> No.15689758

>>15686741
>mfw 4€ wine from my country tastes better than ANY baugette or commiefornia top shelf pissgrape water

>> No.15689765

>>15686750
the insinuation is that europeans spend more money on wine

>> No.15689770

>>15687291
He'll yeah borther

>> No.15689921

for me it's buying cheap wine at a wine shop instead of supermarket piss

>> No.15689923

>>15686741
>paying someone to poison you.

>> No.15689925

>>15689758
t. Italian vinegar guzzler

>> No.15689968

ITT: NEETs threatened by things they can't understand or afford

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>>15687116