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15679635 No.15679635 [Reply] [Original]

>go to a famous japanese steakhouse
>they slap this in front of you
>"300 dorraridoos baka gaijin"

What's the correct reaction here?

>> No.15679655

pay the bill because i've already gone to the trouble to check the menu/prices/ratings and i'm only there because 1) i want to be and 2) it's in my budget

>> No.15679677

My friend, I offer this advise in complete sincerity. Delete this thread immediately. Our history and tradition with that place is something that’s beyond your years. I’m asking you not to disrespect that over a jacket you didn’t receive.

>> No.15680046

How does it look both sopping wet and bone dry at the same time?
Terrible.

>> No.15680206

Pick up the steak with your bare hand, and slap them across the face with it. Leave without tipping

>> No.15680220

>>15680046
Ask your mom

>> No.15680224

>>15679635
looks like a greasy spoon steak attached to a truck stop

>> No.15680231

>>15680220
angry bugman detected

>> No.15680254

If it's less than 20 bucks that'd be fine. It looks nice and fatty, I'd just dip it in A1 and that'd be tasty.

>> No.15680299
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>>15679635
Highest price item is roughly $59.

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>>15679677
john cena is that you

>> No.15680309

>>15679635
The corn is especially offensive

>> No.15680310

>>15680299
>Badr Hari
Wtf does a deranged Moroccan kickboxer have to do with this?

>> No.15680325

>>15680220
Rekt'em

>> No.15680355

>>15679635
pull down his pants and laugh at his small cock while fondling his balls

>> No.15680358

>>15680299
>lone suvivor
you might get lucky once or twice, but in the end they always get you, eh?

>> No.15680365

>>15680355
And suck on them too until he climaxes, then I laugh at him harder while I enjoy his spunk all over my face. I lean over (cause he's short like all Japs!) And give him a big smooch as a tip.

>> No.15680586

>>15680365
Tipping is considered rude in japan.

>> No.15680634

60k restaurants in Tokyo and your mark ass picked the one with Pro Wrestlers in the window

>>>/pw/

>> No.15680640
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>>15680220

>> No.15680673

>>15680310
Probably as much as the sumo wrestler name for the first steak.

>> No.15680684

>>15679677
came here to post this
if i see this steak one more time i'm going to /pwck/

>> No.15680687

>>15680365
NGL, this is a little gay...

>> No.15681426

>>15679635

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>>15679635
If they don't give me the fucking jacket, I'm giving the server a german suplex.

>> No.15681454

>>15680310
It's a meme restaurant for wrestlers and other professional fighters.

>> No.15681458

>>15679635
lol i love famires, gimme that steak teishoku all day

>> No.15681462

>>15680224
it is, thats 100% from a japanese dennys. theyre called 'family restaurants' and they are identical to american slop