/ck/ - Food & Cooking

BOOBA

>>15674598
don't post boobs here.
We are all gay men and trannies.

>>15674598
didn't ask
don't care

>>15674605
I did not mean to post that. But here, have this instead

>>15674605
oh it shows, Anon, it shows.

>>15674606
I know that

Yes, coffee in moderation is good for you and specifically your liver.

>>15674617
Shes cute but whats up with her nostrils?

>>15674648
>she

>>15674634
Just ordered some coffee w/ a shot of espresso + 3 bottles of perrier

>>15674648
They're cute?
>>15674679
I'd eat their ass

>>15674626
I've always wondered if everyone on here was a literal faggot or if they were just fussy little autists

>>15674598
Why do zoomers do these stupid dances?

>>15674819
They're retarded.
Next question

>>15674686
kys fag

>>15674617
I'd let him suck my dick

>>15674598
Nobody would spend that at outback except for a hood/trailer-rat who got lucky with a $500 scratch-ticket.
>Miller lite, fat blunt
Trailer confirmed
>turtle soup
Lying stoner confirmed

>>15674605
those french lessons are paying off anon

>>15674848
Nah. See I'm not a pleb. I fuck traps. And if they look like this one I'll munch on their butthole.

>>15674879
You are a homosexual. This is not up for debate.

>>15674861
As you should

>>15674879
>See I'm not a pleb
is that code for "I'm a faggot"

why is it that whenever i see tiktok women like this I have a deep, burning desire to punch them? I'm not an incel or anything, but seeing this kind of woman just makes me so fucking angry

Why the fuck would anyone lie and brag about spending 400 bucks at outback of all places?

>>15674900
>I'm not an incel or anything, but seeing a woman just makes me so fucking angry

>>15674862
I spent a hundred at outback. The rest was spent at some seafood place. I got some Stella's here and a 4pack of Guinness. Just poured myself some benedictine. Cant decide if I want to cook up some oysters Rockefeller or clams casino.
The turtle soup was treme.

>>15674900
Because they bounce around showing off their tits and ass and then get insulted that you’re looking at their tits and ass. They are using tik tok for the sole purpose of showing off their bodies.

>>15674891
>>15674894
Maybe you should watch their gay little tik too vid they made. Its NOT gay to fuck traps.

>>15674900
Shes dancing lime a retard. That's why you want to hit her.

>>15674911
Wasn't all spent at outback, faggot.
They're the best steak/lobster place that delivers around me

>>15674920
That's what women do.

>>15674603

>>15674928
https://youtu.be/ArH-5I42bxE

>>15674928
>its not gay to fuck men
lol nice cope faggot

>>15674603
>>15674922
>>15674969
Boobs are food.

>>15674985
>spastic teenage incel screaming nonsense
No, sorry, I'm not turned on by dudes. Traps aren't dudes. 1% of 1%

>>15674992
Let's keep this about food, guy

>>15674864
I think the gayest thing I ever did was get wrapped up in top chef circa 2007-09. I used to read this site amise bioche or some shit like that. Pretty sure eric ripert is really, really gay

>>15675066
So top chef had this tits McGee judge. Turna out her name is gail Simmons, googled her name + cleavage and it took me right to the site. It's called amuse-biatch

>>15674969
Don't reply to me with this anime shit

>>15674598
How has your degenerate hedonism impacted your life?

>>15674862
seethe

>>15675092
Ngl, I drink too much and I'm not good with money. I'm doing alright tho. I haven't really eaten since Wednesday- just sipped buttermilk and chugged water. Lots of egg white omelettes and baby carrots

>>15675021
Got a dick? It's a dude

>>15674598
You can just tell those puppies sag halfway to her belly button

>>15674598
1. What was the occasion?
2. Why the fuck would you blow that much money on a meal from a fucking Outback Steakhouse? You can easily get a meal at a 3 Michelin star restaurant for $400
3. Was it worth it?
4. Do you have BED?

>>15675130

>>15675154
1.) No special occasion. Hadn't eaten or drank for a few days. Got high and was watching family guy and he mentioned diamond jim brady. Ooc I googled him and decided to eat like that.
2.)wasn't all from outback
3.)it wasn't not worth it
4.) Nah

>>15675152
Doubt it

>>15674598
I want off this fucking retarded planet. Is this what kids are doing nowadays? Is this really the best from them? jfc

>>15675189
Look at how much push-up she's got going on

>>15675223
LMAO
These kids that you spit on are out there risking everything to face down the imperial stormtroopers literally CRUSHING the skulls of young black men. They are out there stopping a muckafunky PANDEMIC one mask at a time.
These children who had their lives taken away from them, innocent lambs fed to the oven's of climate change.
These children saving the world. Let them dance. Stand back and watch. Maybe just maybe sing a little praise

>>15675233
Shes got some nice titties tho. Shes a blanket famous who dances like a gay retard- let's give her the titties

>>15675250
'Blanket famous' lol
Lanklet femoid

such stupid fucking dancing jesus christ, she's a pretty woman but god damn that fucking dancing is so embarrassing.

>>15675310
Watching women embarrass themselves is my kink. And their role models are literal zombies

God I hate women

>>15675366
Sort yourself out bro

>>15675352
jesus christ imagine the titjobs.

>>15675366
yea same

>>15675392
She dresses like someone made a ventriloquist doll of col qadaffi

>>15675397
Wash your penis

Who here dates a woman who has D cups or higher?

>>15675092
this

>>15675463
I answered him. I stand by my life choices

>>15675454
Who here dates women, period?

>>15674648
Looks Russian

>>15675477
This board is filled with chads, anon.

>>15675485
What do they call eskimo kisses in Russia?

>>15675486

>>15674598
reddit moment

>>15675108
Lolwut
Nigga is clearly funposting satire about ordering from Strayabee’s while pounding Miller. Not even Champagne-of-Beers-Miller. And nobody who actually likes seafood is gonna order good steamed stuff delivery.

>>15675536
Everytime you take cock it's a reddit moment

>>15674946
Oh. So your life is even sadder than I thought

>>15674598
what's her name please

>>15675553
Whatever, bro. The steak was good, I smother it w/ worcestershire anyway. The lobster was ok.

>>15675554
>her

>>15675554
Soleil Moon-Frye

>>15675245
Yeah but like that 5% are wearing down and then they'll be like the rest and just turn into more turned in versions of their gen-x parents.

>>15675539
rent free

>>15674598
I know this is supposed to be about her booba or whatever but what is up with that fan? Why is the lightbulb exposed and not in any kind of fixture?

>>15674969
>>>/vt/

>>15674598
Damn this girl has talent!

>>15675573
Doubt it. Here we are, out marching against white supremacy, in full solidarity w/ our east asian neighbors.
Did we tire? Yeah.
Did we stop? Hell No.
Me in the Sox hat

>>15674598
Guess what I hate after watching this webm?

>>15675580
Ikr, that room is sad. More sparse than mine and I'm a massive alcoholic

>>15675587

>>15675615
Bras?

>>15675592
Shes the new queen of /ck/. Fuck joshua weissmann

>>15674598
Built for BBC

>girl doing some sort of gun motion
Okay?
>starts doing a gay Fortnite dance while looking like the dumbest cunt in the world
You will taste my blade

>>15675648
jidf moment

>>15675648
>>15675672
titties

>>15675607
This isn't very good bait

>>15674891
thispilled

>>15675755
Bro, you see me out on the streets

>>15675572
LIAR

>>15675607
Yeah if that was actually you I'm even more concerned.

>>15675778
Thank god I don't. I can't imagine being one of the pathetic losers in that picture. That woman, admitting to the world that her existence is completely pointless except for her tits. I couldn't live knowing that, what a sewage tier life, except sewage is actually useful.

>>15674617
Ooof would ravage this lad

>>15674648
Yeah I know. They almost induces a panic attack in me because I feel like I can't breath when I see them. Poor girl. I wonder if this is the reason kids pick their nose all the time, to open up the nostrils

>>15675180
The Benedictine was a nice touch, OP-san.

>>15675793
Yeah maybe you might wanna stand down. I'm not playin

>>15675802
Do you eat chinese food, chud? Sushi? Pho? Pad thai? Nasi lemak?
If you do feel free to pick up a placard. Those dishes ain't gonna make themselves

>>15675804
This. I wanna see if I can fit their sweet little lady package in my mouth

>>15675822
I mean do you have time to do something real after all your social media and memeboard posting and all your pointless marching? Marches don't get shit done.

>>15675648
built for smelly chinese wieners

>>15674598
She looks like a total bitch pretending to be a retarded little girl. Also whoring herself on tiktok for likes instead of money. At least get paid if you're going to be a whore. Or if you like sex, have lots of sex. But don't just whore for attention and not put out. It's insane narcisscism. I hate her.

>>15675877

>>15674598
>anime is for pedophiles and only for pedophiles
>you will never be a woman
>congrats on going out to the city at night once in fagifornia

>>15675877
Incredibly based

>>15675871
Didn't see a single magatard out on the streets.
Didn't see any orientals getting their ass whupped neither.
At the end of the day that's all that matters.
I was on the way to the grocer to pick up some chervil for my bearnaise.
Never made it. Justice rang

>>15675877
Thats someone's daughter

>>15675817
Cheers, mate

>>15674598
gluttony is a sin.

>>15675875
This is the worst one I've seen

>>15676005
Define gluttony

>>15676009
The best. I would eat this girl, figuratively

>>15674919
>paying $400 for shit-tier food from large chain restaurants
Tbh, when I opened this thread I thought you were gonna mention getting a high quality 12 pack of limited quantity beer ($140+) along with some high quality ingredients with the rest of that money and making a meal that would sell for $1000+ at a nicer restaurant. Instead, you are smoking weed, eating at outback like some pleb, and bragging about it. Pic related is you.

>>15675877
Did you really expect anything but soullessness on a Chinese app?

>>15675648
cope

>>15676251
Nah, that's not me and bro I got one question-
Are you jel?

>>15674598
my pickle

>>15674605
Neck yourself and speak for your self.

>>15674998

>>15674598
>built for BBC

>>15676262
>>15676299
cope

>>15676299
built for the gas chamber

>>15676299
She doesn’t look like an effeminate male prisoner

>>15676294
Based

>>15674598
Utterly cancerous thread of BBC spammers, kike role-players, and americans who wouldn't know good food if it bit them on the ass.

>>15675245
They can't even figure out what bathroom to use.

>>15676321
/pol/ told me that gas chambers aren't real.

>>15674598
She's pretty but why does have to act so retarded?

>>15676342
And yet here you are.
You got time to talk shit, I got a few seconds to cleanup.
Just cracked open a tin of 'chovies

>>15676369
They will be this time around

>>15676365
Cheese nuggies got me shook. Needs some 'chup tho.
The kids aren't about pee pee poo poo.
They're about the dance

>>15674598
>outback
What a waste. Western cooks can't into seafood. Next time hit up a Chinese place and get some lobster e fu noodles from there instead.

>>15675804
ooh, what a boy

>>15674598
RIP Screech, your soul lives on in this roastie's face

>>15676024

she looks like she _____ _____ _____.

>>15674648
surgery

>itt: degenerate troon worshipping faggots

>>15676776
fucks fighter jets

>>15674598
horse face

>>15676407
The lobster tasted lobstery and transferred butter. That's what I was expecting. Outback is literally named after the land of low expectations

>>15676408
Perfectly straight to nibble on her ballsack and eat cummy off her tummy

>>15676776

fucks black guys

>>15676576
God Bless

>>15674617
Any got that video that's five questions no gay can answer?
Questions were something like;
math skills
clean driving licence
good relationship with father
good job
stable mental health

>>15677118
The problem with the whole, 'nigga you gay' meme is that only about .05% of 1% of men can look like this and can only do so for a short window of time

>>15674598
Show khazar milkers