/ck/ - Food & Cooking

don't worry about. Plate family style.

>>15657087
but... i have no family

>>15657080
Put a big heaping spoonful of mayonnaise on the side of all of your bowls/plates. It adds to the flavor and makes it look better. (You can also use sour creme if you're filtered by mayonnaise)

>>15657080
Learn cuts
Learn color theory
Learn composition
Learn different techniques to make purées, crumbles, sauces, etc. Different ways of transforming ingredients to make something you can play with
Start sketching ideas before you cook, and make some trial runs

Or just copy from Pinterest

>>15657486

>>15657594
You wanna fight, little bitch!?

>>15657594
he answered the question you fucking tard

>>15657594
Go back

>>15657720
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>>15658118
Stfu instagram trannies

>get a square white plate
>make a small portion of your entre in the center
>put 3 different colored sauces in three different squeeze bottles
>big dab, medium dab, small dab, swoooosh
>big dab, medium dab, small dab, swooooosh
>big dab, medium dab, small dab, swooooosh
>put some powdery stuff diagonally across the plate, like chocolate powder or soy powder or something
>put a tiny vegetable cut at an odd angle, or a tiny boiled snake egg or something on top of the entre
>viola!
FIVE STARS. EAT A DICK GORDON RAMSAY. EAT MY CUM, PERFECTLY PRESENTED IN A DAB, DAB, SWOOSH PATTERN ON A PLATE, FUCKING ALTON FUCKING BROWN.

>>15657114
You still stocking that crab meat?

>>15659066
Just cause you took 4 years to learn cooking doesn't mean everyone is that slow. Git gud n00b.
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that's not a hedgehog it's a porkupine

>>15659767
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