/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15648567
Coffee, greasy food, pedialite, lots of water

>>15648567
Greasy McDonald's breakfast and gatoraid

>>15648576
Faggot advice

>>15648567
Take a shot and chug a beer.

>>15648576
>>15648579
I can't even get out of bed bros. The thought of eating makes me nauseous. I want to call housekeeping to see if they can help

>>15648567
go to egg slut if you're in vegas. there's lots of good hawaiian diners here too. Omelet house, egg & 1. they have good bloody marys

Drink a tall glass of water and slam like 3 ibuprofen and once it starts to kick in, go back to sleep for a bit if you're able

>>15648567
milk + chocolate dust + snape grass
mix in a bucket
drink

drink some pop

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. If you were too stupid to mitigate last night, then you're just going to have to drink water and feel like shit, you dumb faggot.

>>15648567
If you can't get out of bed you are screwed. You need electrolytes, gatoraid or something

>>15648594
based

>>15648585
If you can post you can pour yourself a glass of water. Small hit of weed and some ibuprofen, sleep for another 3 hours and you'll feel human again

>>15648567
>Can't even get out of bed
Then don't. Keep sleeping.

>>15648567
If you can eat you aren't hungover

OP here. Just puked and I already feel a little better. Gonna see if I can make it to the liquor store to buy a bunch of tylenol, water and Gatorade.

There's a tier list that almost every drunk realizes. I'm going to be generous today and share it with you. It is as follows:

Overall hydration > electrolytes > micronutrients > fats.

That is to say, more and more water is better than a little amount of something like Powerade, which is better than something like a piece of fruit, which is better than something like a burger or something fatty.

If you have to make a choice, lean first toward overall hydration. It's better to get 24oz of water than it would be to get something like 12oz of Powerade. If you didn't prepare and don't have something like that on hand, then drink your 24oz of water and eat a sprinkle of salt that you've shaken out into your hand. When it comes to the fruit, prioritize something like a banana which has potassium if you didn't have any sort of recovery drink, but if you already had some Gatorade or whatever then an orange or apple or kiwi is fine. When it comes to fats, peanut butter is easy to digest and easily available, but do whatever you want if you've planned this far and want to maximize it as much as possible.

But, if at the end of the day, you left it to the "day after" to try to correct it, you're still pretty much fucked. None of these interventions does half so well the day after as it does the night of.

2 ice cold beers, a stimulant (even Ephedrine will do the trick), some good food and tons of water.

>>15648638
>tylenol
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>>15648654
Fruit juice seems to do the trick for me. But having water while I'm drinking the day of completely negates all hangovers I would have.

>>15648594
Based Runescape anon

>>15648567
Pedialyte

>>15648567
Go back in time before you were 25. Works wonders for me

>>15648567
>in vegas
>posting on /ck/
get off the computer or phone and go have fun

>>15648591

>>15648671
Tylenol is perfectly fine as long as you aren't taking it every day and/or a hardcore alcoholic

>>15648567
prarie oyster

>>15648567
Pedialite, gatorade, pot, another beer or shot if you can muster, pain pills, hearty breakfast, jerk off, nice shower, and most importantly time.

Not american, how do people party in Vegas? I thought the place was for gambling.

>>15648654
Based anon drunk.
>>15648567
I drink about 36oz of water at work before i get home and start drinking (2:30ish pm)
Every time you maybe consume 2-3 shots, drink a full glass of water.
Don't do mixed drinks, you're better off taking shots with beer since they don't have the excess sugar to dehydrate you.
Mixed drinks all night will be a for sure hangover.
Stop drinking an hour or so before bed and start drinking water. Keep pissing in that hour so you aren't woken up with needing to pee. Last thing you do before u pass out is piss. Keep water bedside, so u dont have to maneuver in the dark if u wake up parched.
I've been doing this shit for 18 years trust me. Daily drinker and havent had a hangover in 12 years, your liver will thank you also.
God speed anon.

>>15648761
Bars (and everything else) are open 24/7, strip clubs, joggers everywhere asking if you want to buy drugs

boomers go to gamble. younger people go to party

>>15648623
This is close to my remedy. Just sometimes cant smoke inside.

>>15648594
Based inferno cape poster....you have your inferno cape....right?

>>15648776
Very true, joggers that just lost big at craps table will sell u stuff very cheap

>>15648776
>strip clubs
can you get some action at a strip club or is it really just eating overpriced junk food and drinking expensive bud light while having a boner?

>>15648797
yes you can. lots of whores

Im sure that every stripper is also a whore, also probably most cocktail waitresses. I had one of those feather girls on the street come up to me and basically asked if I wanted a date. No shortage of whores, might be the whore capital of USA

>Drink a glass of water every 2-3 shots
>Eat before, during, and after drinking
>Have another tall glass of water before bed, and then another when you wake up in the middle of the night to piss
>Perhaps a bit of pickle juice
Wa La, no(or minimal) hangover.

>>15648567
Could somebody please lock this woman in their home and force feed her some bowls of eggs?

>>15648819
You don't have to tell me what happened but you have to eat all the eggs.

>>15648582
Bro wtf

>>15648567
Shot of whisky, wouldn't advise a beer. Trust me it works, it helps level you out.

>>15648567
Prairie oyster

OP here again

Made it to the liquor store. Popped some Tylenol and washed it down with pedialyte. Ended up knocking out again for a bit but I feel a lot better now. Probably because of the meds but I'm gonna take this opportunity to try and eat something. There's a McDonald's across the street so I'm gonna get some mcchix and fries

I think my main problem last night was mixing alcohol. I recall drinking whiskey, tequila, and a lot of beer

>toast bread with a bit of butter and salami (fat and salts)
>strong coffee
>a vigorous vulgar shit
>a shower
>optional an ibuprofen or beer, depending on if you need to function for the rest of the day on can booze on

For me, it's bacon and eggs with a nice bloody mary. The best breakfast.

There's no cure except time, or being so drunk that you continue to be drunk the next day

Start drinking again or get an in room IV

>>15648567
McDonalds does hangover food like no other. If breakfast get two sausage egg and cheese McMuffins and a hash brown. If lunch get a Large Double Quarter Pounder with cheese and a sweet tea to drink

>>15648567
Water, ibuprofen and sleep it off. Get into the habit of drinking water before going to bed even when you're absolutely blasted.

whats a part time job i can get as an undiagnosed autistic alchy in the southern usa, pls no bully

>>15648567
May as well start drinking

Cocaine

>>15648761
Bars and casinos are open 24/7. Most girls there are looking to meet guys so unless you're short, bald, and obese it's not hard to get some action

>>15648567
GRAVOL, ginger ale, gatorade. and you're good in an hour

>>15649039
gas station cuck

>>15648567
Gatorade, with light salt (aka NaCl with KCl mixed in) and some glucose. A multivitamin with magnesium. Percoset

>>15648567
Sleep, sleep and more sleep. Only get up for water. There aren't any other cure than letting time pass. After 48 hours you will be mostly restored if you've only been drinking for about 5-6 days, sleep more if you've been drinking longer. Ignore everything else because it's all normalfag bullshit that doesn't work.

>>15648567
Diazepam

>>15648606
its spelled gatorade you dumb fucking retard

>>15648797
>while having a boner?
i dont even get those anymore

>>15649264
This, there is no escape

>>15648815
hydrating heavily before and after a night of drinking really does work.

Mimosa faggot

>>15648567
Do one of those hangover cure IVs

>>15648567
if you can post on your phone its clearly nothing. stop being such a little bitch and take a cold shower.

How old are you OP? I used to be able to drink gallons without experiencing anything more than a headache the next morning. Once I hit 27 or 28 I actually started getting hangovers

All you need to do is drink plenty of water while you're drinking and after and you'll be fine

>>15648567
Take a few shots of rumpleminze, it's a digestif and peppermint is good on tummy aches.

Plus it gets you drunk fast and cures your alcohol withdrawal

>>15648684
I love fuck juice

>>15648567
Why would any woman do this.

>>15648591
>egg and I
Love that place

>>15649177
>short, bald, and obese
And if you are, you can go down to reno and enjoy legal prostitution

>>15648567
Menudo

>>15648585
peppermint tea or ginger tea
plain toast, crackers or chicken flavour instant noodles
if all else fails you just have to throw up, then probably experience other symptoms but at least the nausea is gone and you can treat those with sleep or more booze
t. alcoholic for five years

>>15648815
This. It's about doing shit correctly before, during, and after. You need all 3. Eat and drink a ton of water hours before you intend to drink. Drink water like you're trying to sober up WHILE you drink and eat something. Then the next day eat and drink as soon as possible. You can drink whole bottles of liquor and be fine the next day if you do it correctly. I'm in my 30s and have it down to a science because I legitimately can't afford to have my work impacted.

>>15648567
Weed ,gatorade,bread , bacon anything thats good flushing the sugar out of you

/ck/ really did scare away all the alcoholics when they started banning threads. Puke and have a few drinks and you will feel fine any faggot trying to turn it into a science got no xp

>>15649159
the best answer

>>15648815
>>15649558
>>15650646
Based and true. OP needs to stop being a pussy, if you have an absolutely horrendous hangover, then you're fucked and that's it. You just have to wait until you stop dry heaving and then get some water down ASAP. However, if you just drink a glass of water after each tallboy, every couple beers, or a shot, then you are basically immune to bad hangovers. I've pretty much only been binge drinking on Sundays lately and getting to work just fine (although I go in around 11:30 AM).

And don't eat big meals while drinking. Only fags say that. Big meals prevent you from getting drunk.

For me it's literally sleep, shit in for few days, fap alot the first day. Can't even eat anything the first-second day idk how people do it. Maybe I've damaged myself beyond repair, only 32 been drinking heavy since 18

What's a good dive bar in Vegas? I'm not trying to deal with the strip or fremont

>>15648567
>Can't even get out of bed without wanting to puk
You need to open a bottle a vodka and smell the content, without drinking. It will make your hangover disappear instantly.

water and electrolytes.
Downers.
Downers and uppers.
more alcohol.
Weed.
greasy food.

>>15648567
Mcgreasy food LOTS O'water sleep

Anti emetic and valium suppositry

>>15648567
Dude they have a service that will come and slap an IV in your arm.
Literally the magic bullet against hangovers.
Supplement this with a low dose of amphetamines and you'll be ready to rip and tear.

>>15649264
This is the only answer for me. I've tried downing glasses of water while I drink and it makes minimal difference. Gatorade and ibuprofen help the next day but ultimately sleep is the only solution.

>>15651876
For those of us who have to work in the morning, getting enough sleep after a night of drinking is impossible. Couldn't tell you how many times I was out drinking until 3 or 4 when I had to work at 6

>>15648594
>last step totally erases every previous step
awesome

If you are in Vegas just pay for a tranny to come over and butt fuck you. It's not going to make you feel any worse and you deserve it. Also, the semen in your anal cavity will probably do you some good.

>>15649269
this

>>15652087
Agreed. but good luck getting that in Vegas.

Tramadol/bulk codeine would be a good option to knock yourself out

water+ibuprofen+bland food+ adderall.
any time I'd get black out drunk in med school, I'd just pop an addie next day and I'd be feeling great within 1-2 hours. Just have to actually make sure you really hydrate yourself throughout the day so you aren't fucked with dehydration the next day.

SOSIJ ROLL AND A GATARADE

>>15650324
She looks like she's having a good dream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF2Mq214gLM

>>15648567
Dont know if anyone has already said any of this and I cant be fucked to read through it all.
Greasy food only works for some alcohol and can make you feel worse depends on how bad it is. BUT here are the die hard tried and true always work methods that I know. 1. Pickle juice, you'll get the shit but man oh man does that shit work and work fast. 2. Gatorade, eggs and sausage first thing when you wake up. The flavor of gatorade is up to you, I usually make both scrambled and runny eggs. 3. This one takes a second person to really work effectively. Have them prep ground beef (as lean as you can get) and make basically a giant italian meat ball before you wake up. When you awaken and feel awful fry it up in olive oil with a good bit of it as well. Its absolutely delicious and helps head aches. Eat slowly. 4. Piss as much as you can drink a glass of water then a glass of milk. Dont know why my dad showed me that one and it works. 5. Before you go to bed, if you have the foresight to see youre going to be fucked the next day, put a bowl of something light next to your bed, crackers, break, grain, I do oatmeal because I eat that shit dry. Anything to help soak that shit up in the morning and not be too heavy to make you sick, drink some water then go back to bed. Best of luck, hope you feel better anon

Instant cup noodles.
You need salt, water and something to soak up the acid.
T. former alcohol

>>15648567
STILL not asking for it!

>>15648567
rehydration drinks like resorb tablets in water for use after heavy fluid loss(usually from workouts) and painkillers

>>15652417
Correct

>>15648654
Utter nonsense.
Drink as much as you like, try and fucking drown yourself by drinking water if you like. It won't cure a hangover.
It can't cure a hangover because it's alcohol and alcohol metabolites that make you feel ill. Not fucking dehydration.
The only cure is time. But you can make yourself feel more comfortable with food and drink, like those already mentioned in this thread.

>>15648567
Why are you out drinking in Vegas during a pandemic * grabs you by the neck and chokes you dead *
That'll teach him.

>>15648567
alka selzer, a hard kombucha, and a bloody mary plus a greasy breakfast burrito

>>15648567
lmao who gave her a little pillow

>>15652557
it's a kebab

>>15648726
ah yes. that will cure the hangover.

>>15652557
It's her handbag you idiot

>>15652586
it literally will. pound a tall boy and magically the hangover goes away.

>>15651809
i have the shits so im not gonna rip and tear just yet

if you feel like shit meth (should be easy to find in vegas), if you're jittery more booze and/or benzos

>>15649039
Freelance remote editor. Bone up on your grammar and punctuation rules.

>>15648567
If you can't get out of bed without puking, puking might be a good idea actually. Drag your ass to the toilet, puke, brush teeth, take a shower and get some coffee, Ibuprofen and toast in you. Follow it up with potassium and magnesium if available.
I'll break it down for you:
>puking
If you need to puke, puke. Empty your stomach before even thinking about hangover cures.
>teeth and shower
You feeling like garbage will be mitigated by at least feeling clean.
>coffee and Ibuprofen
The former apparently helps the latter to work better. Even if that's not true (been a while since I drank), it's a stimulant.
>toast
Easy to keep down and will give you some sugar.
>mineral supplements
Anything you can get your hands on, really, you puked and peed out your minerals yesterday. Magnesium is important, since your muscles can't really relax without it.

After that, drink several glasses of lightly salted water over the day. You'll at least resemble a human being.

>>15648567
The best way to cure a hangover is to never stop drinking.

>>15648567

Have you got any tips on getting drunk efficiently? Fortified wines seem to have the best alcohol/volume (20% abv), but the amount of sugar in those things will make you sick faster than the alcohol. It confuses me to no end how cheap some fortified wine is for the alcohol you get, compared to basic spirits like vodka.

>>15652608
booze and benzos together will kill you

>>15648876
Sorry, for a minute there I forgot I wasn't on /b/ or Facebook and let my retardation overtake me.

>>15648567
Pedialyte

Go to the omelet house on rancho and charleston you will find the remedy you seek

>>15648929
>I think my main problem last night was mixing alcohol
your main problem was that you didn't mix in water
it's no secret that you will not be hungover if you drink some water while you party

>>15648567
eat a raw egg with salt. take a shot to wash it down. I forget why it works but theres a chemical in raw egg yolk that helps with hangovers. Also more alcohol stops hangovers fast

>>15653073
>egg yolk
egg yolk is great for the liver also

Did OP die?

>>15648567
drink pepto bismal and jack off a bunch, go for a run or bike ride...and stop drinking

>>15648585
I don't know why no one has been able to tell you this.

You got food poisening.

i dont drink

>>15649177
>unless you're short, bald, and obese
Wow that's literally me!

>>15652522
Only true post in this thread.

>>15648594
Unfathomably based

>>15648567
Water
Vomit
Water
Painkillers
Masturbation
Sleep

>>15651673
Moon doggies ,rum runner, dive bar or dinos (ranked in order of food quality)

>>15651681
Does the thought of alchol not make you nausious when hungover?

>>15648567
And for the next time: hangover is mostly dehydration. Drink a glass of water for each drink and you don't get hangover. Regular sipping works a lot better than quick drinking, too.

>>15649373
Say that to my face, kid. I dare you.

>>15654305
Does fapping really help cure a hangover?

>>15648567
soda (carbonated water) with lemon it will not only cure your hangover but nourish your heart
god I love soda, such a noble drink

>>15648567
Sleep and water you fucking idiot
Then go eat something extremely spicy

Could I get arrested for going up and sniffing her ass if I don't touch her?

>>15648567
Some good tasting alcohol like a breezer or some other strawberry gay drink

>>15648654
water is overrated and can easily worsen your state unless you were dehydrated and didnt drink any water

>>15655186
if you don't get caught i don't think so

>>15648582
There is something to be said about the hair of the dog that bit you treatment. But still, you need to rehydrate. The Gatorade is a good idea.
Starches or carbs to help soak up alcohol in your stomach as well.

>>15655210
And if I get caught what will they charge me with? Smelling in the wrong direction?

>>15655248
lmao
probably still considered sexual harASSment but yeah most people would just walk by you and give dirty looks

>>15648591
For me it's hash house agogo, conveniently located on both the strip and downtown.

My go to is eggs with rice mixed in, greek yogurt with strawberries, and a dark coffee

>>15655130
Well you've got nothing else to do, plus it feels good and makes you a little sleepy afterwards.
Also alcohol reduces testosterone, so the next day when it starts to replenish that results in a lot of men feeling horny.

>>15648567
Never go to sleep drunk again. Drink one of these before you go to sleep and wait minimum one hour. You should be good the next morning very minimal hangover if not any

What's the best method for falling asleep after a night of drinking and blow? I hate getting home and lying awake until noon trying to fall asleep. On top of that I'm usually dealing with a terrible hangover and dehydration

>>15650627
This dude knows

>>15648815
This. The moment you even think about being thirsty you need to drink water. That is the only way.

>>15648602

t. never had a fun night

before bed eat a dozen hard boiled eggs. You can blend them with some Gatorade for a delicious egg smoothy.

>>15648567
Ibuprofen.

Just drink water while you're drinking. That's what I do and I never end up with more than just a headache no matter how much I drink

>>15648567
I always just smell my bottle of vodka or vinegar which forces me to puke then I feel better

Pound water, make green tea (maybe with ginger in it)
Do things "in steps" AKA don't do too much too fast

Drink water, rest. Tea--rest. Eventually you'll get up
to speed. It takes me a good 2 hours to feel right
on those kinda days.

>>15652705
Highly unlikely unless you do huge amounts of both.

For me it's switchel

Unsurprisingly, the hangover cure is not food like you always hear everyone pushing. Cannabis, Klonopin (preferably, but any benzos will do), Kratom (opiates will do if you don't have it) will actually cure it. It's up to you to figure out how much to take of each, since I couldn't know your tolerance. If you can get your hands on some version of these drugs, then I urge you to try this. The cannabis relieves nausea,.the opiate relives pain, and the benzos relieve the withdrawal effects as a sort of non-toxic hair of the dog.

>>15648567
inironically just drink more. No food, water or vitamins ever help me whatsoever. If I use hair of the dog technique i at least trick my body into not feeling like shit with the drunkeness. The key issue with this method is you have to be very careful to not get overly drunk... which leads to another hangover, i.e. the cycle continues indefinitely...

>>15648567
yeah i probably would

>>15648567
Gatorade works every single time.

prairie oyster

Beer and pizza, but not too much beer, then you drink a ton of water or Gatorade and take a nap.

Drink water before bed, when you wake up have a shot of booze, and eat a banana.

>>15648567
Cold & flu decongestant capsules and a glass of water with them to get you out of bed for food.

>>15648567
>sleep
>jerk off
>water
>poutine
>sleep
>water
>good as new
>mgm grand won't be ready for you

>>15648567
keep drinking

>>15660485
>poutine
>Vegas
Uhhhhh....anon?

>>15648567
if it's so bad that breathing makes you nauseous and your skin is tingling the only thing that will help is getting drunk again. once you have enough in your system just take it easy and coast at enough to not be sick

>>15648567
una buena campechana, mijo

After I've had too much whisky I cook myself a large flank steak, pan fried in salted butter.

>hurr just water
t. people who get "drunk" off four beers

>>15648567
>Can't even get out of bed without wanting to puke
There's nothing you can do, just purge it all out. Also try not to fuck up your esophageal sphincter like I did a couple of years ago.

>>15648567
Cool, never tried sleeping on a pizza but maybe its time to try that :D

>>15660872
Thanks, Ron.

>>15660853
Based

here's how they used to do it

>>15648567
Drink lots of water dumb fuck. Never got hungover because I keep myself hydrated in between drinks

>>15652522
The alcohol makes you feel sick to the stomach but the headache dizziness lightsensivity and other things are all dehydration related. If you cant cure an hangover only prevent some of the nastier shit by keeping yourself hydrated DURING the booze train ride.

>>15652661
Like the fags do it a tampon soaked with distilled alcohol up in the pooper. You'll blackout so quick you'll just fall over dead.

>>15650674
They migrated to /tv/

>>15661269
laxative right before bed, nice