/ck/ - Food & Cooking

gas station roller dogs (x2)

puer lesbians. They make my knees weak.

palm oil

>>15644397
Nikocado's OnlyFans

>>15644397
human flesh

I fap to loli

>>15644397
eating like i have a somewhat active lifestyle but not being active. been at it daily since like 2014. i wish i had a friend.

expensive oolong
>>15644413
kek

Feedist pr0n

>>15644397
Making a cookie pie then eating 80% of it. I even reamed out a thing of cookies, from 2 separate things of cookies

Milf asshole and dilf cock
But actually it’s putting vinegar on ham

I go to Wawa and get a mashed potato bowl w/ beefsteak, bacon, white onions and caramelized onions covered w/ bbq saucw

>>15644397
burnt hamburgers, with loads of ketchup.
I have them super rarely cause I don't wanna die of colon cancer.

Frozen buffalo wings

>>15644397
wtf OP where did you get this pic i took of your mom after she went to town on my baloon knot?

>>15644434
this, but for me it has to be 3D

I like eating spoonfuls of mayo, but it has to be cold. Not nearly as good when it's warm.

doritos and cottage cheese
a huge portion of fresh vanilla frozen custard with an absurd amount of peanut butter cups chopped and whipped in it from a local place
really good fresh cut fries, some sort of fatty burger or sandwich and a dr pepper

>>15644397
I like to soak saltines in ginger ale it tastes pretty good

a $50 chinese food takeout fatboy feast

>>15644397
eating instant ramen at like 1:00am

>>15644696
Why would they give your colon cancer?

>>15644420
:(

>>15644863
What the fuck

>>15644993
burnt meat is carcinogenic as hell, m8

>>15644397
sometimes i buy kraft american singles so i can make grilled cheese sandwiches with them

i eat food remains from the sink while no one is watching
my family is too wasteful

>>15645070

>>15644397
The easter egg reese's, of course. The perfect ratio of peanut butter to chocolate

>>15644397
Buying a trash bag of unsalted sunflower seeds in the shell every year.
Why? Why do I do this?

>>15644397
Toast with dijon mustard

>>15644434
>>15644850
Pedos get the rope.

>>15645190
all of the shaped reese's are so much better than the normal ones

>>15644397
I drink bottom shelf vodka, regularly eat Taco Bell, and listen to Bright Eyes. I cook professionally.

I eat peanut butter sandwiches, meat sticks, cheese sticks, and potato chips as my primary meal a few nights a week.

>>15644397
cherry pull and peel twizzlers in the big package. so excessive and gross amount of candy but that shit is so good

Eating spoonfulls of this powder

>>15644397
There is nothing nutritional about biscuits and gravy but I eat it with gusto

i jack off to emmymadeinjapan

>>15644962
wtf dude

>>15644397
Sugary cereal.

These evil fucks.

>>15644413
obscure meme

>>15645474
I never really liked fruit pies. Mainly due to the crust. I don't like pie crust for some reason but I love pizza crust.

>>15644397
We called them niggeronis as kids but its ritz crackers with some ragu or whatever canned pasta sauce with a cube of cheese. Nukerwave it till the cheese is melted. Shits CA$H MONEY.

>>15644397
Mayo and sriracha mixed into rice

>>15645486
That actually sounds like it would be really good. Ima try that sometime.

>Spread onion jam on bread
>Throw it in air fryer to toast
>Near the end put a couple of thick slices of cheddar on to melt
>Profit

>>15645511
Yeah man was an after school staple.

>>15644397
I make a chicken and noodles meal, I fry up a chicken thigh in a pan, boil up some instant ramen in a pot, the thigh is seasoned with the ramen seasoning packet, and some dried rosemary. When the noodles are done, I strain and set aside, I always time it so the chicken is done at the same time. I deglaze the pan with chicken stock, add a little bit of flour to make a pan gravy, and stir the gravy into the noodles. I call it ghetto fabulous chicken and noodles. It's really delicious but also really fatty and rich. Great drunk food, and sometimes I'll deglaze with the beer I'm drinking instead of stock, completely changes the gravy flavor and the flavors of the whole dish. Highly recommend a citrusy beer, like a lemon shandy or something brewed with orange peel, for deglazing purposes.

>>15645322
>I drink bottom shelf vodka, regularly eat Taco Bell, and listen to Bright Eyes. I cook professionally.
Same, to all of that.

>>15645582
fucking clopens bro, thank fuck I'm outta that bullshit.

>>15645582
I am just an amateur cook but that unironically sounds like a pretty comfy life. Kinda reminds me of my Taco Bell days.

>>15645586
I should be happy to still have a job, that the place I work at was one of the few restaurants in my town that didn't go under (and also isn't a fast food chain) because of covid, but now that no one really gives a shit here anymore and the governor doesn't, either, I've been back to that life, and haven't had a day off since New Year's Day. It's not like I'll ever be able to do anything else, but I wish I wasn't such a wagecuck, you know? Wish I could just say "boss, give me one fucking day off" instead of "oh, so and so called in? Yeah, of course I'll come in :)"

A massive bag of mini Reese's cups that's party sized but I eat it all within a half hour.

>t.American

>>15645590
I haven't seen my wife, awake, in almost two months. She's at work when I wake up, and she's asleep when I get home.

>>15645582
The Bright Eyes is honestly the biggest guilty pleasure. Admit that shit to anyone and the FoH girls wont come with 5 feet of you.

>>15645593
The individually wrapped mini cups not the actual tiny version of Reese's cups I might add

>>15645591
Went from a cook to a janny and while it might seem like shit it's such a fucking improvement. I have stable hours, a pension, health care and make almost twice as much as I did as a cook. Yeah I might work nights but I've got enough seniority that I can have a day shift within a year or two now.

>>15645028
W-what
What classifies as burnt?

>>15644397
I've beaten off to anal vore a few times.

>>15645457
I like her tiny little boobies

>>15645596
Definitely would be a nice job for me though as I am a forever alone schizoid who just wants something active to keep me busy. Sorry about your situation though bro.

>>15645322
you haven't made a thread in a while Mr. Seagrams
>>15644397
probably cum. or cookie dough. maybe ipas?. i don't really feel guilty about food though since i believe we live to eat.

>>15645268
this but instead of pedos its old hag chasers
girls should just stop existing after they turn 14, world would be so much better

I like to eat frozen taquitos straight out of the freezer, no cooking at all

>>15645751
I have a thread up right now (did a legit cook along), and there's no reason to feel guilty about enjoying IPAs - unless you're talking about the hazy kind.

>>15645759
Bruh I fucking love taquitos but what the fuck dude?

>>15645761
lol you weren't the goofball that burnt the damn fish were you? or are you doing the shoulder right now?
and no, i like a lot of IPA's, even the New Englands.. i'm just contrarian and overly cautious of such fads.

I've been dumpster diving in my apartment complex for like 5 years now. I find all kinds of canned goods , and unopened boxes of cereals, and one time a frozen turkey

>>15644397
I fap to tomboys and sleep with my guns while sometimes putting food in my guns and eating it

>>15644420
What did it have, monkey AIDS?

>>15644863
I don’t eat spoonfuls but I lick the spoon sometimes

>>15645065
This isn’t shameful it’s delicious

>>15645791
>you weren't the goofball that burnt the damn fish were you?
No. I punch people who overcook fish. I usually post Taco Bell and a medium rare burger that (for some reason) drives people crazy. I made osso buco yesterday and made a thread about it. Disliking IPAs doesn't make you a contrarian, as they haven't been a fad in close to two decades; the NE style craze is a fucking cancer, though, and disliking their popularity is more a matter of taste than disliking popular things.

>>15645596
How do you even know you’re both the same people anymore

>>15645821
I wouldn't trust a line cook who can't recognize a women from her scent/taste.

>>15645815
you ever see a doughnut thread get spammed with LONG JOHN, or a thread spammed with PEEP? i'm also the guy who posts Magic Burst Poptarts in every nostalgia/poptart/bring them back thread. i usually accompany most of my posts with a random selection of reaction images, some from the pre-bunker better chan like related. pleasure to make your acquaintance dood. i'm also one of the two liquor store workers we have around here.

>>15645841
Nostalgia threads are /b/-tier, and you've got a screw loose if you regularly post in them, let alone boast about it.

>>15645838
Does he just eat her out while she’s asleep? I meant more emotionally rather than physically anyways

>>15645070
That is fucking foul lol

>>15645847
i'll die making sure the world knows that Magic Burst Poptarts used to exist and deserve to be brought back, even if for a short while only. it's been more than two decades and we've had everything from earthy bold flavors to sweet candy-like cross promotions. various, other revivals of flavors that don't even sell. you name it.

blue raspberry with white sprinkles that melt into multiple colors when heated? and there are hardly any records of its existence to boot. it's fucking despicable.

>>15645849
>meant more emotionally rather than physically
I know, I was making a joke. I've slept with a handful of exes and it's crazy that the sex is so familiar (literally the taste and smell), but the person seems like a complete stranger.

>>15645863
I'm sorry, anon. I didn't realize you felt so strongly about it. I'll be sure to pick up some Magic Burst Poptarts if I ever see them in the store (not that I usually peruse that aisle). Nostalgia threads are still cancer, though.

I can eat a whole box of these shits. Then eat another box right after.

>>15645070
horrified kek

Sex in the missionary position with a cheesecake for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>15645868
just a means to an end, i'm afraid.
penty of flavors are ripped from us by the Sugar Gods,
and my favorite is no more important than the rest.

bussy

Eating this right out of the container with a spoon. I can't be the only one, right?

>>15644397
I eat swedish Kaviar straight out the tube everyday.

>>15644397
Alcohol

Sardines and cream cheese with Louisiana hot in a tortilla.

>>15644397

gas station chili cheese dogs

>>15644397
The sandwiches from the supermarket with a local orange soda

>>15645889
Based salty bro.

>>15645794
Why the fuck are people throwing that stuff away?

>>15646025
Their cat pissed ALL over it

>>15645815
We hate you not because you eat the entire menu of Taco Bell and raw ground beef on a bun (for good measure) and wash it down with a fifth of shit gin/whiskey/vodka, we hate you because you feel the need to post about it and your gay little manchild knick knacks every fucking day

>>15644397
A plate of melted shredded cheese.

>>15646057
>autistically particular about the taco bell order
>a little pink =/= raw
>the burger isn't "for good measure" - that's the taco bell
>doesn't drink gin
>doesn't post every day (there are many terrible threads that get reposted every day - tb anon isn't one of them)
>posting "knick knacks" along with your oc is a /ck/ tradition, newfag

>>15646065
Fuck off. I get banned for posting a pic of a himalayan salt block but this faggot gets to use /ck/ as a blog? What a joke, go lick the space under his man tits

>>15646077
>i get banned for posting a pic of a himalayan salt block
Good. Shitposting a decade old meme should warrant a ban. TB anon gets banned for posting OC.

>>15645645
blackened, carbonized, crunchy

>>15646089
It stopped being OC and started being spam a long time ago. The least he could do is put on a trip so those of us who aren't gay fat fetishists can filter it

>>15645192
The kind people put out for wild birds to eat?

When I worked fast food in the shitty part of the city I saw a guy get shot in a mugging in our car park and I didn't call the police or an ambulance because he was rude to me

One of many, I think I ate about 15 of these things tonight

>>15646472
good. we need more karmic justice.

there's a dairy bar in my city that has chili cheese tots

they use that liquid, neon yellow cheese and almost assuredly canned chili

it's so good though

p.s. i only read the comments that posted images. your daily reminder 4chan is an imageboard, anons. have a good day. don't @ me.

unironically mcchickens

>>15644397
fried cowflesh

>>15645885
No you're not. it's the best

>>15646722
I would devour that, desu.

>>15645449
well there is, it's just 2500 calories of saturated fat and carbs. But it's delicious, so I wouldn't put this down as a guilty pleasure, just fat

>>15645756

>>15646939
for ME

>>15645756
>girls should stop existing before they have fully developed breasts and asses
Gay alert

>>15645070
that is fucking repulsive

>>15644397
This, with a spoon

>>15645756
>15645756
I agree with you. Put the limit at 20 and I'm in.

>>15647550
I forgot this existed. They sold it at the costco near me for like a month then never stocked it again. Good shit.

>>15644962
Nothing better than saltines and ginger ale when you’re sick

Dipping my banana in sour cream.

Putting honey on my sharp cheddar slices.

>>15647771
nasty

>>15645449
Isn't there protein from the sausage and calcium from the milk at the very least?

>>15645987
I love the ham and cheese ones. The cheese has this soft gooeyness to it because of the ham.

>>15645070
ah, the good ol' sink cocktail

>>15647783

You never tried it, but only judged it.

>>15645474
Ah fuck nigga the apple one was the best

>>15644397
I've been eating the same thing for almost a month and a half.

>>15645474
lemon > cherry > apple

>>15644397
looking forward to the sniffing of my farts to smell if it has notes of the last couple meals

>>15644397
Most people have already said it, but probably just gorging on some calorie-dense thing, e.g. unhealthy amounts of pasta, pizza, and the like. Worst part is I don’t really even feel good after, so I’m not sure why I do it to myself

>>15644397
Going to McDonald's once or twice a year and getting 20 nuggets, large fries, and a big coke
After that I don't usually want to go to McDonald's anymore

>>15644397
I like fury hentai

>>15648050
are they both really angry while fucking that sounds hot

>>15648050
Hate sex is great

>>15645715
i like her asshole

>>15644397
>your guiltiest pleasure
i used to sneak into my aunt's room at night and rub her clit through her panties while she was asleep

>>15645525
damn might have to try this

>>15646722
The fuck is a dairy bar? Do you live in Wisconsin?

>>15645070
What

>>15645803
>sometimes putting food in my guns and eating it
bro

>>15645803
>sleep with my guns while sometimes putting food in my guns and eating it
do americans really?

>>15645070
wow I just put that shit in the compost bin

I buy cheap ass ice cream and cut up snickers, reeces, etc and add pecans and chocolate syrup in a big bowl

>>15648344
It's just a name that a lot drive-ins adopt. It's usually the name of a town or a person followed by "Dairy Bar". e.g. Dale's Dairy Bar, Montgomery Dairy Bar (both fictional that I just created)

They do burgers, hot dogs, fried food (onion rings, corn dogs, fries, tater tots, fried pies, chicken strips, okra, jalapeno poppers -- off the top of my head, I'm definitely missing some things), and dairy desserts (soft serve ice cream, milk shakes, sundaes, banana splits, etc.). You can also get ballpark/movie theater style nachos with the molten yellow cheese and some round tortilla chips and pickled jalapenos.

Everything comes in a non-descript brown paper bag with white styrofoam cups for the drinks and desserts. The burgers are wrapped in wax paper with a tooth pick to pin it closed. Shit is dope.

>>15645803
>fap to tomboys
what is wrong with that?

Saltine crackers with mustard

When I use better than bouillon, I lick the spoon clean.

>>15648513
I like pretzels with mustard, so I guess I see the appeal

Cum, mine and other men's

>>15644397
meat pie

>>15648484
neat

>>15645645
nothing wrong with a nice charbroil every now and then
I'm assuming this anon meant something beyond that

>>15645759
Lmao I used to do this as a kid

>>15644420
what is happening to this poor monkey? :(

>>15649640
Looks like she's getting support, whatever it is. That makes me happy at least

>>15644443
>image

I drink pure malt vinegar quite a lot. It's very flavourful to me.

>>15645474
t. Bobby Hill

>>15644420
Are the nigs preparing this female orangutan for fiki fiki?

These little fuckers. Chocolate ones are really good too.

>>15646722
Holy fuck this looks great but Jesus Christ just unironically imagine the vinegary shits after eating the whole plate.

>>15649687
im guessing cantaloupe vs honeydew

>ctrl+f
>"ranch"
>0 results
ranch

>>15649801
Because ranchers are disgustingly shameless.

>>15644420
>those funbags
>dat tight monkey poosay
>the look
I’d hit it

>>15645070

>>15649687
people who get it and people who dont

>>15644397
I have a girlfriend but im letting the 45 year old married neighbor fuck me every week

>>15649801
Based, I unironically use ranch when I get Little Caesars and it’s fucking delicious.

>>15645756
soyboy alert

>>15644397
Cheap ass ramen and vienna sausages. Also heinz beans in tomato sauce with mayo. Seriously, try it.
I don't know what's wrong with me.

>>15644397
buttered bread

One of these eaten over the space of about 3 days

>>15650191
Do you Butter the Bread with Butter?

>>15647494
I'm still impressed with how casually this motherfucker ate human flesh. Like the druids themselves didn't chow down with such blaise attitudes.
And this guy's the player character. Gets told it's human flesh, cuts another bite and chews it more thoughtfully than the last.

>>15645803
Ok I don't the same except for the putting food in the guns...that's not good for your guns man

>>15645759
>la creatura

I like to suck on the big clear chunks of this stuff like it's a hard candy

>>15648197
please I dont know how long I've been searching please help me find the sauce

>>15646722
Sonic makes a good chili cheese tots as well. Pictured here with grilled onions

>>15650272
To be fair, salt is too dang tasty. People give me looks for how much salt I put on fried potatoes (fries, hashbrowns, homefries, etc) but like damn, salty potatoes are 10/10

>>15644891
>doritos and cottage cheese

>>15650067

>>15644397
>>15644397
pic related. I indulge my appetites plenty, alcohol included, but this par-tic-u-lar-ly is something that I partake of regularly and am earnestly guilty about. Mixed drinks, too much beer, too much whiskey, too much vodka, McDick's breakfast 5 days a week, all these things I'd cop to in a heartbeat, and plenty would cosign me.
But this stuff? Poured over a VERY, very generous portion of ice? I don't know why I love it so. It tastes closer to a caffeine-free redbull than anything. Straight from the can it's dense and syrupy but over a full tray of ice cubes there's just something about it, 5.6 standard drinks in a single $3 can, 24 ounces plus icemelt, I can slam it, eat my dinner juiced-as-all-Hell, enjoy my shows, fall asleep and wake up without too much an issue. It's fucked. So fucked that I tried to post about it in this thread last night, but got too dickered, lost track and closed the tab.

>>15644891
>>15650572
this is actually based as hell, especially as it seems those are a spicier flavor of doritos than standard-nacho-cheese. cottage cheese is a 10/10 complement to spicy foods, I make a baked pasta with spicy-pepper-and-italian-sausage simmer-sauce and serve with cottage cheese to wash it down.
>>15650067
evil, evilevil, pure evil and how dare you

>>15650584
Honestly, their "bartender series" is kinda good, at least for the first two. Then it just starts tasting like the shitty malt cocktail blend it is

>>15650426
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hfG6s95jBA8

>>15650608
I don't know these. What are they supposed to taste like? Any other 4loko tastes to me like the electrified contents of a neon-bar-light, slightly less-offensive over ice, but even still.
All I've had are a few of their flavors and their "hard seltzer", once and only once, and even that, once-too-many-times. Like, Earthquake Malt Liquor-tier foulness not fit for human consumption.

>>15645582
i regularly drink tvarsky vodka. 50% and 8$ a fifth

>>15650645
It tastes like slightly less offensive 4loko. The pink scorpion one is the best

>>15644401
these were the first things i practiced giving head on lol, don't ask i'm gay now

>>15650687
a cocktail in a can? what's a pink-scorpion supposed to be aping?

>>15644397
boipucci and Red Bull, not necessarily in that order

These wings from the supermarket. My mother would get them with me and we'd watch the football game together. They were always good. But now, they're always too salty or tough and overcooked. I miss you, mom.

>>15644397
Tacos, but not like real tacos, the fake, ground beef with season packet tacos

>>15650229
Thank god metalcore is dead

>>15644397
I'm sure cheezels have fucking cocaine on them, I can't stop eating those things

>>15650781
;_;7

>>15644397
cheesefries. they used to be my biggest fast-food indulgence, now I've found the exact right brand of canned-cheese-sauce, just like a restaurant's, and I've found a good flavorful brand of ovenfries and perfected the art of getting them crispy just the way they're meant to be for dipping.
it's too easy. I can't stop.

>>15650781
based eatingsupermarketchickenwithyourmother. I stand in line at the deli counter on Cheep-Cheep Chicken Mondays and dream of making smalltalk with all the mothers in line to feed their families, telling them how I relate, how I grew up on Jewel fried chicken. They mostly look at me like a self-indulgent manchild clearly feeding himself though, and the subject never comes up. One day.

>>15650700
fantastic

i do bumps of japanese mayo. if i'm craving something salty/savory i'll put a dot (or a few) of mayo on my knuckle and lick it off

>>15651275
dude mayo

>>15644397
>pinto beans from scratch
>Chicharrón with plenty of meat on it
>combine and slight mash the pinto beans
>continue to fart violently for the next couple of days
Worth it every time.

>>15644397
eating my own snot, i don't feel especially guilty about it but it's certainly not among the first things i would share about myself.

>>15644397
i havent done it in years, but i like to put maple syrup on my scrambled eggs

>>15644397
Split pea"soup" without added water straight to from the can. It's almost like hummus.

Generic Brand French Toast gets my Dick Hard and I'd eat it 3 times a day if I didn't have self control.

>>15644397
sweets shits like meth or heroin or sum shit

>>15645821
This post made me get the balls to demand a day off. I explained that if I have to choose between this job and my family, I'll choose my family, and I'll find another job if I have to. I got Saturday off, can't wait to spend time with my woman.

>>15651901
What the fuck is up with these, and why are they so much better than any kind of french toast I can make?!

>>15650896
shes not dead, just havent seen her today

>>15644679
>>15650074
what is it about dilf cock that makes them so much better than normal cock?

>>15644397
I love gin and tonic to the point of a petty posh white girl from London, can’t help it it’s just good.
Also, I like futa and tomboy hentai - not the ones where the guy gets the dick though. And I am a coke fiend

>>15645070
ah, the epicurean delight of drain loaf.

>>15644478
Dude, you're not supposed to feed them WHILE you fuck them. You make me ashamed to be an architect

>>15644891
>doritos and cottage cheese
Fooken nice for a bulk

>>15644443
>eating like i have a somewhat active lifestyle but not being active
So what you're telling me is you're a white woman?

>>15645070
Do you ever make garbage disposal smoothies?

>>15647804
>protein from the sausage
Nigga there's protein in celery too, but there's a reason (bulking) bodybuilders don't scarf it down. Gravy is basically nutritionally void, and plopping a ladle of it on biscuits isn't helping lmao. You might as well just eat a whole fucking cake

>>15652013
FFS anon, I hate it when people post the "WAGEKEK WAGEKEK GO BACK TO YOUR CELL" shit, but if it takes that much effort on your part to just ask for a day off you might as well quit for something else. Especially the day you had to beg to get off is Saturday, what the majority of the world already gets off? Fuck man I got depressed thinking about whatever kind of situation you're in.

>>15645794
>heating up the can in the pot so he doesn't have to do dishes
>food and trash everywhere, half-hearted effort to clean up but still didn't take the trash out
>abandoned passion project he doesn't have the time, space, or money for, practically forgotten about it
>random cunts laughing at him
This artist has lived like this, he knows this feel too well.

>>15645070
Grim

>>15648484
>The burgers are wrapped in wax paper with a tooth pick to pin it closed
My cock is so hard it hurts

>>15649761
Hostess is dangerous because it's pure shelf stable sloppa but it's fucking scrumptious

>>15644397
Hasanabi

>>15648296
I wasn't asleep, Daniel

>>15645815
That burger is medium rare at most half the time you post it. Either you know this and are baiting (if so great job), or you dont and you are bizarrely engaged in gaslighting a cooking board on 4chins. Ive had to repurpose several people who fuck up that consistently on temps over the years but at the very least they realize it and aren't obliviously posting their rare / raw burgers as medium rare for validation to other lonely validation starved people. Its disappointing that someone who can presumably cook is stuck doing this.

Licking the salty death grease from bags of pic related.

Having a whole baguette slathering margerine on it instead of a real meal.

>>15645268
Everyone else gets the cope.

>>15652226
Middle aged guys (and women) are often better in bed in my experience, plus it feels naughtier to do stuff with people old enough to be your parents and they’re often excited to be having sex with someone young and attractive and their elation is arousing.

>>15652594
>salty death grease
I motherfucking love microwaved bag popcorn, absolutely my guilty pleasure. I refuse to read the nutrition label because I know that delicious grease slime is just fucking pure canola oil and 100% DV of sodium but I refuse to let that fuck over my enjoyment.

Wonderbread with a shitton of PB and nutella.

>>15645070
basado

>>15652222
>quads brought anon's mom back from the dead
Epic get m8, gz

Sonic footlong chili cheese Coney dog, frito chili cheese pie, and an big ol 44 oz off Postmates. usually when I'm drunk as hell at 1 am or if I'm really high, otherwise it's a bit much, but under those circumstances it's the most satisfying shit ever. makes me understand why brando was the way he was about food except he was far more gluttonous and was that way without being under the influence.

When I was a little kid I liked to chew up stone wheat thins, then put the chewed up mush onto another stone wheat thing like a pate. Haven't done it in +20 years. Way I remember it though it was kinda nice.

There has to be a way of doing this in a more legit and less disgusting way. I'm trying to think of what the ingredients would be. Crackers in a food processor but what else? A bit of water, or maybe honey or butter, some spices?

>>15653512
cringe

>>15645803
try eating a bullet

>>15644397
Grilled cheese made with garlic butter and two/three pieces of bacon in the middle

>>15644397
i put tuna in my noodles.

>>15644891
doritos and cottage cheese is actually pretty good

>buttered toast dipped and scooped into oatmeal
>microwaved bread with shredded cheese on it
>dinty moore beef stew with buttered bread
>sliced liverwurst on saltine crackers with mustard
>1oz piece of cheese cut or ripped from main block
>honey with sugar stirred together and eaten with a very small spoon
>potato chips dipped in ketchup

>>15644397
Gas station egg salad sandwich

>>15644397
Elvis sandwich. It's just so fucking good.

>>15655396
>Elvis sandwich. It's just so fucking good.

Give me the ingredients on how you do it. i'm tempted to try it.

>>15649710
I.... I can relate anon, except it's red wine vinegar and balsamic. Some days I live and die by the Tums (tm)

>>15655416
You can Google that one. It's pretty famous

>>15644397
Taco Bell with copious amounts of fire sauce (~1 packet per bite) and Little Caesars, occasionally on the same day. Haven't had either in months. I'm fat, if that matters.

>>15645070

>>15645478
Never seen it IRL.

>>15645803
>Two schokolade shekels have been deposited into your food trough
>good goy!

>>15644397

subway seafood salad sandwich with triple olives.

i feel like a disgusting little piggy boy every time it comes near me but it also reminds me of really good times with my grandma driving to our lake house in the summer :)

>>15647550
Looked it up. Sounds a little like peanut butter, but worse for you. Apparently it's available in burger land. I might try it on apple slices or something.

>>15655765
Shit, it's in the Walmart in my rural ass county, lol wtf.

>>15652013
>blessed warrior spirit
Take care of your tribe, brother. There are people rooting for you even if you never know it.

>>15652594
>>15653143
Same.... I feel like an animal. I even have a specific sequence that I tear the bag into pieces so I can lick the insides. It's so fucking good.

>>15645885
Put a spoonful on a slice of salami, eat it like a mini taco.

>>15645756
absolutely this

>>15644420
monkey vagina

>>15646472
lmao

guilty pleasures
-new mountain dew flavors
-overusing butter and making soggy quesadillas
-grocery store muffins/donuts
-tranny porn

>>15651132
This is beautiful. Hopefully one will understand the value of your words.

>>15655369
I've always wondered who actually bought those shitty looking sandwiches that look like they carry 3 different strands of deadly disease. Turns out it was /ck/ all along.

>>15649640
It's in an Orangutan concentration camp almost starving to death.

this bullshit

>>15644401
Yes.

>>15645794
who's the artist here?

I actually enjoy the taste of this cheap, shitty beer.

>>15656263
>15 pack
Is this some canuck shenanigans? If so, I'm jealous.

>>15645070

>>15645322
bright eyes is great check out Elliott Smith

>>15644397
Whoppers. Dinner last night was 2 of them with a Steel Reserve and I ate them like Joey's World Tour.

>>15650067

Chocolate milk. I drink way too much.

>>15656200
thats so mean why would they do that

>>15656200
never forget the 6 monkillion

Definitely drunk driving

any and all kinds of sugary stuff. i can eat 300 grams of sugar every day for a week straight, no problem

Dipping Twix bars in hot queso cheese

It's soooo good

Or dipping Doritos in salsa

>>15644397
Rice sandwiches

>>15644397
Dipping oreos in whiskey.

Corned beef hash from a can

>>15645070
Somehow i know you aren't lying

>>15645028
I despise overcooked meat, but aren't burnt pieces of meat usually served with an inordinate amount of processed carbs and enjoyed by degenerates that also drink too much and have other vices? I think there are too many confounding factors to blame the meat.

>>15657721
Stop it

>>15656240
There's a sig in the lower right corner. This is a 500% zoom, if you can make anything of it.

>>15645803
>putting food in my guns and eating it
>not putting guns in your food instead
shiggi

>>15652252
>Also, I like futa and tomboy hentai - not the ones where the guy gets the dick though
Doesn't matter. Futa is still gay, and you're still a faggot.

dumpstering pizza and then eating like 7 slices till i feel sick, then eating more in the morning and then more for dinner.

>>15660007
little caesars?

if i have a burrito for breakfast instead of the 2nd round of pizza, then i dont feel guilty

>>15657721
nothing beats getting plastered and driving down an old country road at 2AM when nobody else is out.

processed cheese.

>>15645863
Magic bitch

>>15644397
getting right up to the edge of drunk on my lunch break and then going back to work

>>15645449
Fat is an essential nutrient.

>>15644397
Eating summer sausage with NO cheese or crackers. Just straight up cut it and eat bits and pieces

>>15645070
You’re a literal subhuman if you’re not lying. Are you from a third world country by any chance?

>>15645322
Congratulations you’re just like 70% of the people on this board

>>15660575
>Are you from a third world country by any chance?
third worlders would save their leftovers
third worlders would be likeley to have bad plumming that they cant just shove food down.

>>15644397
I eat one of these cookies almost every day

>>15660654
They're okay but homemade is better.

Meatball subs from Subway

>>15645070
Keked so hard I nearly puked my man

>>15660663
I cannot into homemade protein cookies
Anyway it's my guilty pleasure

Something about that spicy ranch sauce is irresistible

I can eat a whole jar of green olives with pimento in one sitting

>>15660637
So they’re just trailer trash whiteoids then

dollar store beer cheese + leftover taco meat.
Tastes great, feels terrible. Tasty artery cement.

been snacking on one of these for the past 3 days and it's just about gone
i am a monster

>>15645869
Used to love these when I was younger. Had to stop it because I was getting chunky

>>15646472
nothing wrong with that. people shouldn't be rude to people who serve food.

>>15661337
Raw dough just hits different
Baking is just a way of spoiling a good dough desu

>>15649640
fentanil overdose

>>15660287
No shit dumbass. You missed the point

>>15660278
Druk-Pilled.

>>15653035
Aww yeeah! pound my crankley old holes!!