/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15629682
That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily

>>15629682
We sitting down for brunch?

this is a small kids meal over there, americans would go back for seconds

>>15629682
I could easily do it, would be uncomfortable tho and I'd feel like shit afterwards.

What's your definition of a sitting? I doubt 5% of people could force themselves to down that in 30 min. But I'd absolutely love to try it.

>>15629682
Do I have to eat the pickles?

>>15629682
Mcdonalds fucking sucks.

the burgers would be really hard to get down

Blah Bloo blee burrrrrrmph hooo. Aaaaahah

>>15629682
None of this is delicious. I would not want to eat any of it. I HAVE eaten food like that, but only because it was either brought to me while I was at work, or because no other options were available and the driveway of shame was all that was open.

>>15629865
Yes. But not directly from the 5 gallon bucket they come in.

>>15629887
Uggamump fizz blorgamorga ahahahahaha

>>15629865
>>15629835
The only real Americans here

>>15629923
Burgowormo hahahahahaha

>>15629688
i want moviebob to die

>>15629878
Yuropoor please. This is hardly enough for an average sized person.

>>15629682
If it is free but I have to eat it all to not pay, then I will eat it all and fast on the next day. Absolute huge free food opportunity. If I have to pay I will not eat it because I do not support companies who supported the rioting.

None of you in this thread are funny. Delete this thread.

>>15629979
Blooga plorp plorp magorp hahahahaha

>>15629979
We are not here for your amusement.

56%

>>15629682
I could easily crush this if I were drunk. I don't know how many people I know that could though. So I'm gonna say... 10%, and I think that's being too generous.

>>15629927
Seeing him get chewed out by every woman he has contact with on twitter is my favourite sunday pasttime

>>15629682
41%
13%
56%

>>15629682
I could probably do it on an empty stomach but I'd end up in the ER from hypertension afterward
15% percent I'd say

>>15629682
Pretty sure I could, but I'd rather just have two burgers instead of four.

I know the man for the job.

>>15629682
This is about 3 meals and a snack.
t.American

matt stonie is american, eats meals like yhis as a light snack, and has a hot white gf. Euros are so pathetic.

I could probably do one double quarter pounder, the large fry, and all of the McNuggets but that’s it.


I’m aware I just said over 2K calories in one meal is, “just it”. What can I say? I’m an amerifat

could eat in a day probably

>>15629682
hmm if i forced myself and ate really, really quickly, i might be able to do it just barely. i'd be in pain and very uncomfortable, and then immediately throw it all up, though.

i'm about 5'8" and 155 pounds so not the largest guy here.

>>15629682
110%

>>15629682
take out two of the burgers and that's what i've been stress eating every other week for the last year

>>15629682
I've been a fat fuck these last 15 months, but I'd struggle with that. I could probably do both fries, 2 of the burgers, and the chicken nuggets. If I'm sitting there long enough, make that 3 burgers. No way I'm touching that soda though, liquid gets in the way of the good stuff.

>>15629682
I can't eat fast food burgers because one of those bitches makes me feel uncomfortably stuffed

>>15629682
I could easily eat the fries and drink the soda but i'm addicted to soda so it would be easy. The burgers and nuggets would be difficult.

>>15631108
I know how you feel bro, I remember eating a similar amount of food to OP's picture after finding out a girl I liked back in college was into other guys and became overweight for the first time in my life. It took a lot of cardio to get back to normal weight, nowadays I still eat as much, I just balance it out with exercise.

>>15629682
yes, easily and im 5'8" 180lbs

lol these manlets. sucks to be short

Your obsession with us Americans is cute, but kinda embarrassing >.>

i could finish it in 40 minutes comfortably

>>15629682
I’m a disgusting pig who binge eats constantly, and that’s a lot of food

>>15630370
I'd say closer to 5%, and you're a fatass.

>>15629682
30% if you take the amount of Americans that are obese and take out 10% because there might be some land whales that aren't up to the task.

>>15629682
Yeah, I've eaten entire XL pizzas in one sitting on the occasions I've been hungry enough to do so

>>15629682
>could I?
Yes. But I would feel like shit and lay in bed for the rest of the day and not eat anything for 24 hours other than maybe something really light like undressed greens or a piece of fruit or two.

>>15629682
Imagine ordering a quarter pounder.
Get on the Don Gorske diet. 2 Big Macs a day and nothing else but water.

>>15629682
I ate this much today

>>15629682
Those are quarter pounders friend. They are different patties than the Big Mac, so they are big boy territory. Eating a pound of ground beef is something I've done before but I wasn't happy about it. 130lb skeletor btw

>>15629927
thats it mother fucker
BOBMOB ASSEMBLE

>>15631469
Soda makes you hungrier nigga, give me 10 minutes and I can destroy what's in the OP.

>>15629682

>>15629682
>>15634350

50% of the volume is air so very easy

>>15629682
I reckon I could eat all that (I'm not American by the way)

I would probably feel like complete shit afterwards, stomach cramps and everything, but I bet I could do it

Did they shrink the nuggets again? US 20 piece is coming up as 830 cals now.

>>15634350
>>15634352
You realise plants are living things too, right?

>>15629682
Trick question, 100%, because if you can't, you ain't American.

could probably eat twice the amount in one sitting
but im also 6'3 220 and used to eat 5k calories per day while bulking

id say about 50-60% of americans would have no trouble finishing that in one sitting

>>15629682
Yuropoor here. That's really not that much food though?

>>15629682
>pickles on a burger

Why do you faggots want to ruin your food so badly? Put some fucking mushrooms on there instead like God intended.

>>15634613
burgers are best eaten without the salad or bread also no cheese

>>15634613
>just fat with zero acidity
They'd be inedible without the pickles

>>15629682
my bmi is under 19 and i could finish this all easily
pussies

>>15634352
let assume the average person eats 1lb of meat a day, which is clearly very high for everyday, for 60 years, their adult life.

they're responsible for the death of about 3 cows, 11 pigs, 6 turkeys, but over 100 chickens. think of the chickens, eat beef and pork.

>>15634350
steven cutts is a good artist but i dont like his videos. they seem preachy and come off more as condescending rather than actually trying to teach a lesson. i also think it's kind of ironic that he makes videos that villanize technology but conviniently doesnt care to cover the drawing tablet that he does his work on. i think his destiny will be forever be circulated on facebook by wine-addicted soccer moms.

>>15630656
Let’s break this statement down
>This is a small portion
>The food is not “dense”
>I wouldn’t want to eat it (despite it being small)
There is almost no coherence in his stream-of-conscience posting. Is MovieBob schizophrenic?

>>15630656
this i would have trouble with
the sodas alone take up the majority of space

>>15632776
t. Le cringe american

>>15635430
why not eat chickens the modern chicken wouldn't survive in the wild they are so far removed from the red junglefowl they descended from either eat chickens and eggs or have them go extinct

>>15629682
I wouldnt have much problems with burgers but mcs fries are endless i hate them

I'll be honest about it, I'm not even american, I'm not even fat, and yet I would be able to eat all this no problem. Fast food just goes down so easy.

>>15629682
Most I could do is two of the burgers plus one of the fries.
t.mildy fat burger

>>15630378
Disgusting transphobic racist white supremacist. How dare you post those numbers?

I would say about 95 percent of Americans, or any other people for that matter, could finish this.
I think only about 15 percent of Americans would want to eat all that, and about 5 percent of anyone else would.

>>15629682
man I could crush those burgs so hard I could finish all that and it would not even be uncomfortable for me

inb4 fat u manlets

>>15629682
Seems easy, but I did OMAD.

>>15629682
33 year old American here I could down TWO of those delicious Double Quarter Pounders and ONE large fry.

>>15629682
I could totally finish all of this but I'd absolutely get sick.
t. weighs 120 lbs but can eat like a pig

>>15637144

>>15637157
God yes

>>15637196
Jesus wept

>>15629682
I 100% could and have consumed similar amounts of Dons in the past. Pircrel is me and a few friends eating far too many chicken nuggies.
t. Leaf

>>15637211
I’m diamonds

>>15629688
Only good answer in this thread

>>15629682
Fat fuck here, I wouldn't do it.

>>15629682
300 pounder here weighing in. I could maybe do two fries two burgers tops with only slight stomach pain.

>>15635612
Being charitable to Movieblob, he probably meant to say "For a food eating challenge, this is a fairly small amount to have to eat over the course of 90 minutes."

>>15629682
probably like 10% since they ate twice that 5 minutes prior

>>15629682
That depends on what you mean by "American" and "finish" and "one sitting."

>>15635612
>>This is a small portion
It is. Because its low density and not filling
>>The food is not “dense”
Yes
>>I wouldn’t want to eat it (despite it being small)
Wrong. The intention is
>>I wouldn't want to eat it (because its garbage fast food and would make me shit myself)

>>15635430
Does your calculation subtract the non-edible parts of the animal?

I couldn't finish it but I'd partake.
Thank you for the meal.

>>15629682
Don't know and I wouldn't care to know.

If I did though I'd certainly give it a fair whack. Have a pretty good appetite when hungry.

>>15629682
Do I have to eat the ketchup?

>>15634577
6'4", 272, I'll be at your weight by the end of summer I hope.

>>15634613
Wrong. This is the only true way to eat a burger

>>15629927
Movieblob will eventually die from his shit diet and lack of poon.

>>15629682
I'm 400 lbs and I couldn't eat half of that

>>15639533
How did you get to 400?

>>15629682
6'2" 215lb American. I could eat a little over half if I tried real hard and was very hungry. I'd say fewer than 1% of US citizens could get close to finishing it.

>>15629682
I can for sure.

>>15629688
>The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it.
Every single time I read this I'm absolutely baffled. He's saying nothing here. No parsable information is being communicated. Is he saying that McDonalds food is not literally dense as in it does not sit heavy in your stomach? Because that's bullshit, you feel it in there. Is he saying it isn't calorically dense? That, too, is obvious bullshit.

I guess what I'm asking is, what did he mean by this?

>>15634636
>just put some lemon or orange on there bruv

>>15639942
I think what he means is that it is not nutrient dense or dense with protein. Full of fat and carbs, obviously.

I could and I'm not American

>>15640161
t. American

>>15629682
imagine the heartburn, the liquid shits from all the fat, the racing heart from all the sugar and the stomach pain
you could force feed people this in prison as torture