/ck/ - Food & Cooking

not true
I use my foot scraper every day

>>15634027
I own one of these. It's easier to slice quicker, you can adjust the thickness of the slice, and you can very easily use it to slice just about anything else you want to a uniform thickness. Do Europeans always buy singular purpose tools? I thought they were famous for the Swiss Army knife?!?

>>15634027
amerimutts are non white and thus lactose intolerant and do not consume cheese

>>15634027
Wtf does that do

>>15634027
they don't use it because their wisconsin "cheese" is a vile and repulsive joke that couldn't even be sold at gas stations in Europe.

WAT IZ DAT

>>15634234
Slice cheese for people who can't do it neatly with a knife

>>15634027
>one slice size for all purposes
This is a meme tool for Scandis

>>15634234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhvA5CHAYR0

>>15634248
You know, you could just hold it at a different angle

>>15634027
it's true, i've never seen one used by anyone i know, we just use knives
i once know some one with one of these boards, it was gimmicky if you ask me

help me cooking anons why do my lines wrap like this? nobody elses do....

>dabs on you

>not using a knife
oh thats right, you yuros banned knifes because a muslim will behead you with it

>>15634726
Way too thick.

I own a Danish style slicer similar to this type that you see at hotel breakfast buffets. It's
c o m f y

>>15634741
you can just use the other thinner side and/or angle the string in relation to the bar... it's really not rocket science. You actually have control over the thickness as opposed to the OP ghetto shitter.

>>15634027
Why don't yuros just use a knife?

>>15634751
You can say the same thing about op image retard.

>>15634751
Lmao band slicers are gimmicky as fuck. From an engineering perspective, they are way less robust, have way more parts making production and construction unnecessarily complicated, and generally don't work as good. The band snaps from time to time as well. It's an object of engineered obsolescence.

The Ostehøvel works forever, consist of only one to two parts. Literally never breaks, the slices are better and it's easier to use and clean. The Ostehøvel is eternal.

slav here, this board redbulled me on these things and i made sure to buy a decent one as soon as i could. works great for getting uniform slices of cheese for sandwiches or cheese platters. no, i couldn't have made slices that good and uniform with my knife, sue me and suck my dick.

>>15634808
No you can't good luck trying that, idiot. The op image literally has one setting. Fucking idiot, it should be a bannable offense to be as retarded as you are.

>>15634847
They are literally the only thing you can cut semi soft cheeses like Raclette, Havarti, Danbo, Esrom, Limburger etc with. Way to out yourself as a complete cheeselet.

>>15634027
No sane individual uses that thing, because the design is pure undiluted shit.
Pic related is the superior design.

>Europeans have to use wood planes to cut food because they can't get a knoife loicence
can't make this shit up

>JuSt UsE a KnIfE
People who say this have obviously never cut cheese with a knife. What? you are going to cut consistent 4mm thick slices of cheese from a block on a sandwich?
OH WAIT NO YOU'RE NOT
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?
IT'S BECAUSE AMERICANS EXCLUSELIVELY USE PRE-SLICED CHEESE
YES THAT'S RIGHT, BUYING A BLOCK OF CHEESE IS A FORGEIN CONSEPT TO THEM UNLESS THEY WANT TO PLAY EUROPEANS BY HAVING A CHEESE PLATTER OR SOME SHIT

>/ck/ American-obsessed Yuros
It’s cute and all, but kinda embarrassing UwU

>>15634027
Most don't, that's for sure.
That said I own both that one and an Osti with a wire.

>>15634847
They're different tools for different jobs. The wire works better for soft cheeses, the one OP showed works better for harder cheeses.

show me how you cut a thin slice of cheese with a knife

anybody remember old san francisco steak house, where they'd give you a huge block of swiss cheese and a >>15634027 to eat with your bread?

>>15634906
was it the racemixing?

>>15634027
Probably the same reason you're a faggot and this is coming from an actual homosexual.

t. I used one earlier this morning and fapped to dudes prior to that

>>15634232
lol

>>15634985

>>15634886
>good luck trying that
I've been using them my whole fucking life chucklefuck.

>>15634027
we had one growing up but always found wire cutters to work better

Americans can't wipe their ass properly.
And you expect them knowing this?

>>15634027
europeans are painfully unfunny

>>15635639
You Americans are painfully cringy.

>>15634027
Here's the real kicker.
Even some europeans are unaware that this tool is the best possible tool for slicing cucumber
You can thank me later

>>15635779

>>15634237
Imagine getting filtered by Colby