/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15632092
No, you're in Ohio trying to start shit after being shit on for your fucking Chili last night.

But yes, it is called Pop.

>>15632092
I'm in wherever the fuck.
It's called fizz.
Simple as.

Ohioans are scum.
Gib Toledo stribb

>>15632101
Actually, I am in Michigan.
We got the Upper Peninsula and a great bridge and Ohio got Toledo in that war.
Fight me.

>>15632092
I don't like Faygo.

>>15632092
One time I went to michigan for a week and I kept trying to order negronis but nobody knew what they were and one time I got called racist

>>15632092
I am in Ontario and it is called soda.

>>15632178
>born and raised in South Detroit?
Windsor?

>>15632092
me too, no.

>>15632092

>>15632155
Yeah, that's really a New Orleans drink. You gotta go to the fancy establishments here to get one.
>>15632178
Nothing a Canadian has ever though, said, or done, has ever mattered.

I'm in Indiana and it's called Coke, no matter the brand.

>>15632092
WHOOP WHOOP MMFWCL

>>15632092
Based, we call pop in Canada too.

>>15632260
Not entirely true. The insulin you will need when you inevitably develop diabetes from drinking too much "soda" was in fact a Canadian invention.

>>15632092
Hello fellow Michichad. Where about do you live? I'm in barry county myself. That Dar Leaf sure is a character.

>>15632189
toronto

>>15632092
I'm in Michigan and I call it "soda". It's because I also call it "coke" sometimes and I'm worried if I call it "pop" I'll accidentally say "coke" and "pop" at the same time and accidentally say "Cock". Not even joking, I've had this fear since 4th grade so I trained myself to say "soda".

"Pop" is the sound the water makes if you light the stove while running the tap in Michigan

>>15632324
I drink POP once a month at most. Try again you seething coping dialating leaf.

>>15632302
lost & found absolutely ruined everything they did all the way back to carnival of carnage

It's called Soda Pop

>>15632092
everywhere else it’s called being a fag from michigan. non glove masterrace

>>15632239
never seen this before
it's in my file

>>15632114
>"lose" Toledo
>get based UP as a "consolation prize"
I would say you won that disagreement

>>15632092
Two clowns who spray Faygo Root Beer and who look queer/Faggot 2 Dope and Silent Gay.

IT SAYS SODA ON THE FUCKING CAN

>>15632387
Is your governor a total MILF?

>>15632433
your call and she's bossy!

>>15632448
God she has such a nice pair of dick sucking lips.

>tfw floridafag
>it's called soda, by the way
>never seen Faygo in my life
>two years ago
>gas station i rarely go to has Cotton Candy Faygo
>DUDE dealer tells me it's better for lean than sprite
cotton candy soda is fuckin gross but i'll be damned if a little sizzurp doesn't make it better

>>15632274
>what kinda coke you want?
do southerners/midwest flyovers not realize how dumb this sounds?

>>15632477
realizing how dumb something is requires you to be less dumb than that something

>>15632488
checked
but i realize how dumb democracy is yet i still vote every 4 years, explain that. checkmate atheist.

>>15632260
>negronis are a Nawlins drink
nigga really

>>15632092
that literally says "soda" on the can.

>>15632477
>quick hand me a kleenex I'm going to sneeze
>Sorry bro, I don't have a kleenex is a store brand facial tissue ok?
This is how dumb you sound.

>>15632557
false equivalency, kleenex has been established as a generic word for tissues for decades
try harder, seething flyover

>>15632557
This is some good quality bait.

Saying "google it" is accepted because almost everyone uses Google as their search engine. Saying "velcro" to mean any hook and loop fastener is accepted because almost no one actually knows that "Velcro" is the brand that created the hook and loop fastener product that everyone just refers to as "velcro". They think the literal fastener itself is called "velcro". Saying "kleenex" to refer to a tissue is fucking stupid and should never be accepted, though. Call it a fucking tissue like a normal person.

I live in an area where people refer to any hot sauce as "tabasco", it's infuriating. I don't want fucking Tabasco you goddamned niggers, carry Cholula or something that isn't shit. Saying "coke" to mean "soda" is as egregious and stupid as calling all hot sauce "tabasco".

Now stop being a nigger.

>>15632092

nobody cares about your shitty trump state

>>15632122

nobody even lives anywhere in the up

retard

>>15632679
obviously you've never coal in your life

>>15632686
This. Nobody lives here in the UP. It's completely inhospitable to human life. Don't come here.

How accurate is this?

>>15632679
not him, but cholula is slightly better than tabasco desu
>also, reddit spacing

>>15632357
Kek angery

>>15632699
Have lived in Missouri, Texas, and Arizona. Can confirm accurate as I heard it called pop, coke, and soda in all three states respectively.

>>15632699
>ohio
>michigan
>washington
is covid a skyline thing?

>>15632699
>other
WHAT

>>15632709
Oh no readability is a sin. Do you really want to navigate a block of text? I had thought of putting single breaks between each example too.

I hate blocks of text, Anon.

>>15632691
wut

>>15632721
My Governor.
oh my

>>15632357
kek can't handle the bants

>>15632721
go back
>>15632730
>tfw no despot mommy to suppress my human rights

>>15632742
do you

have a problem

with line breaks

in text

anon

?

>>15632746
yes, faggot

>>15632750
Not my problem, Anon.

Please try to tone down the autism in future posts.

It'll help greatly with your ability to cooperate in a social environment.

:)

>>15632699
hmmm

>>15632754
>spaced posts
didn't read

>>15632092
I drank faygo red pop recently and shit myself

>>15632763
Based

>>15632762
well then let me write out an entirely too-long post without any punctuation and avoiding line breaks entirely to satiate your crippling autism because youre too repressed to admit youre a massive faggot it really is a wonder how youve managed to not kill yourself i mean really i can smell the piss bottles from here anon i think its about time you get to cleaning the cum rags off the floor theyre starting to sprout mushrooms its kinda weird man but hey you do you lol xd :) =P <3

>>15632775
i read that just fine and it seemed less condescending

>>15632775
still didn't read

>>15632782
Oh man I wasn't aware line breaks were condescending.

I'll definitely try to avoid them in the future.

Thank you for this valuable information.

>>15632787
you too

>>15632357
Typical high blood pressure behaviour from the fat American, ladies and gentlemen.

>>15632782
This is 4chan, you're supposed to be condescending.

>>15632792
stop redditposting you powerbottom

>>15632792
hey, i was on your side, but when you posted >>15632775
i noticed and i thought i'd say something.

>>15632794
no, that's newfag shit.

>>15632800
Imagine having Reddit live rent free in your head like this.

Like, truly imagine it, if you can even think to begin with. You actually think about a website so much that when you see something that can even vaguely be attributed to it, you instantly froth at the mouth with disdain and REEEE.

It's kind of sad, man.

I wish you the best of luck. <3

>>15632808
Hey man at this point I'm just having fun.
...this is all a meme right
...
right?
...Reddit can't live in that other guy's head like that, right?

>>15632812
>i'm being a newfag and no one can stop me

>>15632812
it can, it's their right to let it. social media is supposedly social but it's where people are condescending, 4chan is "supposed" to be where "we" are condescending but we aren't.

>>15632812
Dude, I'm not even against spaced paragraphs, but I wouldn't do it one sentence at a time. Most of my English teachers have told me 3-5 long sentences per paragraph, or 6-8 short ones.

>>15632699
Horrifically inaccurate, I've lived in Tennessee for my entire life and have only ever heard it referred to as soda, unless expressly asking for a coca cola.

>>15632819
I've been on/off 4chan for over 15 years. Always a pleasure being called new though.

>>15632822
Usually the conversations I've had here have been rather nice. Some people like to be huge faggots, like saying it's "reddit spacing" to add line breaks to a post. Now I'm just being a nigger and I accept this.

>>15632828
Normally I don't but at this point I'm trying to be an asshole. I used linebreaks in my initial post the way I did for emphasis on specific points. It's not like 4chan (or Reddit, to appease that other guy) is a bastion of proper English use anyway. Never before has someone called me out for "reddit spacing". What a fun concept.

>>15632092
I wish faygo was more widely available in my area. I like that it's a good bit sweeter than the competition.

>>15632860
you accept that he's living rent free in your head?

>>15632888
In my area, Faygo is only sold in dollar stores, and they only have the standard flavors like cola, orange, etc.

>>15632679
Stop being a faggot first.

>>15632892
Talking about something which is actively happening is different than immediately thinking about reddit because someone added linebreaks to a post. Like, a huge difference. If you don't understand that consider adding wrinkles to your brain.

>>15632918
no

>>15632928
but that's a different conversation..unless that's just you talking to yourself.

>>15632860
>I'm trying to be an asshole.
Honestly dude at this point, you're just acting like a faggot. And not an annoying sort of faggot. A prancy foo-foo penis-in-mouth homosexual faggot. Some random retard complains about how you format your posts and you spend half an hour pretending to be retarded over it. What are you doing with your life?

Enjoy your (you)s I guess. You earned them :/

>>15632951
I'm playing Runescape while shitposting and I quit my job 4 months ago.
No, I'm not a happy person. I'm also trying to be a huge faggot at this point like I said, and I'm ok with it.

Have a good night bro.

>>15632178
I am in Ontario and it's called pop.

>>15632357
>seethes
>calls others mad
Calm down fella

>>15632339
>yeah let me get a large cock