/ck/ - Food & Cooking

behold, the best pizza in the world

>>15628143
This is what my ancestors used to eat on the oregon trail. An american classic :)

>>15628143
Did they forget to cook it?

>>15628184
look at the crust man, it's already cooked

>>15628143
is that beto's in pittsburgh?

>>15628143
looks good, you are going to cook it arent you

>>15628143
the cheese is not even melted

the Ohio Valley was a mistake

>>15628477
They do the same thing at Little Vincent’s on Long Island, NY they call it a cold slice

>>15628157
Not by a long shot

>>15628535
>>15628143
people pay for that?

>>15628535
So it's a shitty piece of pizza that has been sitting around that they put a half a cup of cold cheese on (poorly I might add)?

>>15628535
>long island pizza
kys

>>15628535
Slightly different. Little Vincent’s is just a regular slice with cold shredded cheese added. OP’s is just the crust and sauce baked together - no cheese when it goes into the oven, then they throw on cold cheese and toppings after it comes out.

>>15628143
>toss it in the microwave

>>15628535
It's called retardation.

>>15629236
This is a retarded idea are these guys still in business?

>>15628382
>>15628143
deeply based

You end up with barely melted cheese by the time you get home and it's perfect. Plus it's the best pizza to reheat the next day.

>>15628157
Stand aside.

>>15628170
This explains Portland very well actually.

>>15628440
Gordon Ramsay approved....

>>15628143
>unmelted cheese
>uncooked peppeerones

>>15628143
>of course I don't filter my tap water, how could you tell?

>>15630104
pappy j’s in Monaca has a vastly superior crust

>>15628535
no idea which Little Vincent's youre visiting but the one i know never did that dumb shit

>>15628143
shut the fuck up anon

>>15628184
>>15630223
Its a take and bake pizza

every pizza that i've eaten in restaurants are shit compared to what i can make. it's always either too much dough, tasteless sauce, too much cheese, vegetables are mush. is all restaurant pizza overrated or am i just unlucky?

>>15628157
based

>>15628157
I few like those jews at Oscar Mayer could've given a little more cheese. It was always such a tiny amount compared to the shit ton of sauce provided.

>>15632944
No it isn't.

>>15632954
You are just a better chef than everyone, anon. You are probably in the top 1% of best chefs. You are special. There, that's what you wanted to hear, right?

>>15630199
wow what a trip.
>Oh a store bought pizza ha ha nice meme
>is that broccoli? okay I'll click the thumbnail...no its avocado?
>and shrimp? i guess sure shrimp and avocado whatever pizza toppings are a personal choice
>Kinda light on the cheese
>wait whats with the sauce
>oh no
>oh no
>wait whats with the crust
>oh no
>oh no

>>15632954
>wow why does every restaurant I go to make pizza slightly different than my personal exact perfect tastes

the world may never know, anon.

>>15630199

>>15628143
honestly i wouldnt be surprised if this was actually good. it prob just filters normies

>>15633320
i'd literally eat a pile of shit if it had a 10/10 sauce

>>15632930
Huntington

>>15629225
Ok lets here what under the poverty line shithole you like your pizza from and I will explain to why your opinion is worthless

>>15632930
Downtown Huntington, NY

>>15628143
>>15628535
>>15634510
is this just a novelty item so you fags can have a claim to fame?
I'll bet this joke is for tourists who feel like they need to "eat local" when in Rome. Just like real Chicago people laugh at tourists that think every pizza here is a deep dish.

>>15631210
Lol

>>15628143
>>15628535
>>15634510
This has to be satire or something.

>>15634510
dreadful

>>15632944
Nope, it's meant to be "gourmet adult lunchables" that you eat exactly as pictured in OP.

>>15634574
>>15634650
OP is "gourmet adult lunchables" with uncooked cheese and toppings made by some hipster joint in Portland or something. The other two are fully-cooked normal New York cheese slices with cold cheese added on top "so you can eat it right away without burning the roof of your mouth."

>>15634279
>>15634510
Yeah the one I was talking about is in Lake Ronkonkoma. Great place, if you've never been, but they don't do cold slices. These cold slices just look lazy.

>>15634665
No, OP is Beto's Pizza in Pittsburgh PA. This is how it is served and this is how people eat it.

https://youtu.be/-ZM_eZj0IZ8

>>15628143
That looks good. I'd eat it. I think the unmelted would contrast nicely with the sauce and crust

I guess I would eat that, because its still valid food. Cheese can be eaten cold safely, and sometimes its still tasty when cold.
I need an actual sane person who lives in these regions to say its inferior shit for tourists. You people don't actually order it every time do you?

>>15634788
>valid
That word has been stolen by the tranny enablers and you should stop using it ;)

>>15634678
>not eating it with knife and fork

>>15634950
>using a knife and fork to eat pizza
you just outed yourself as homosexual

>>15634966
It's 2021 being straight is the new homosexual

>>15634966
Civilized people eat Pizza with fork and knife, Cletus.

>>15634574
>he thinks Chicago has tourists
Lol

>>15634973
*homosexual people

>>15634971
tell that to God faggot

>>15634975
Tons in fact.

>>15635042
lmao

>>15635037
*civilized people

>>15635062
Civilization confirmed gay. Fuck this, I'm going back to monke.

>>15634678
>Beto's Pizza in Pittsburgh PA

>>15635073
looks like straight up dog food

>>15635081
>ground meat and mushrooms is dog food

>>15631210
She's not even that hot.

>>15635086
Dogs are obligate carnivores, so... yes.

>>15635073
Don't tell me all that isn't just going to fall off as soon as I pick up the slice

>>15635073
Disgusting.

>>15635090
Yeah her face is a bit odd.

>>15631210
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?

>>15635095
This is incorrect. Dogs are not obligate carnivores—they are scavenging carnivores. This is why they can eat a lot of things that aren't meat.
Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb3UrJjAac4

Cats are a good example of obligate carnivores. They only eat plants to get high or throw up.

>>15631210
uggo

>>15635113
Cats get high?

>>15628535
Ignore all these retard replies fellow long islander. These pizzas are fucking awesome. You needed to explain what the slice is a bit better next time so these mongoloids can understand.

Huffington post says cold slice pizza is what your life has been missing
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cold-cheese-pizza_n_59a8558be4b0a8d145742088

>>15635132
Repulsive

>>15635122
I lived on long island from '99--'02 and I couldn't believe how much of a dump it was. Little Vincent's was the best thing about it. But I don't remember them doing a cold slice at the time. When I lived there their pizza all looked like this. Delicious.

>>15635118
Yes, most commonly with catnip. Some can get high off of celery leaves, too. If you have a cat, next time you buy celery let them sniff the leaves on the top and see if they go crazy.

>>15635132
Shill other places

>>15635069
That meme always makes me laugh.

>>15635164
Didnt know that desu. I have a dog which sometimes eats grass and molehills when i am not looking. Never got sick because of it, thankfully.

Come to DiCarlos

>>15635159
if you thought it was a dump then I have some bad news for you. Although I do have to say, I rarely ever see blacks. Lots of illegals though

>>15635159
NY pizza is lousy. You could take the exact same thing, sell it anywhere outside of NY, and NYers will say it's horrible.

>>15635217
The pride this guy has in that shit haunts my soul.

>>15635159
I’m moving to Manhattan next month and I wanna try all the lauded pizza places, but I heard about Little Vincent’s a few years ago and I’m interested enough that I’ll take the trip out there.

>>15635203
if a dog eats grass it could mean that they have a stomach ache and are trying to throw up
don't stop them from eating grass

>>15635239
I know but he does it for fun i think. He technically only does it when we are at my parents vacation home which is literally an old farmhouse in a beautiful agricultural region. Probably the grass tastes fresh or something.

>>15635171
great story homo

>>15635224
Well when I was there, there was like a little Nicaragua or Little El Salvador just up the street from me. Some MS-13 people. And the white people would take the LI railroad into the city for work. No sooner you get home you gotta go to bed so you get enough sleep to get up in the morning to go to work. Everyone there seemed angry and miserable and they'd take it out on one another. Little Vincent's was awesome though. This cold slice shit though, I don't remember that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lbjM36B7yM

Looking at all the pictures ITT i cant help but wonder how bizarre these pizzas are.

>>15635235
I guess get one regular slice and one cold slice and then you can compare

>>15635275
Jesus this camera work is giving me a headache.

>>15635407
WTF??

>>15635407
Put some cold cheese on that it will be good