/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15620555
In all seriousness I went carnivore for lent all I had yesterday was 7pc of yellowtail sashimi for lunch so I am pretty hungry which is why I kept cooking stuff

eggs look underseasoned but uhhh I'm thinking based?

>>15620555
Lol. You jealous because you can't afford to eat like that or something?

>>15620555
i don't understand midnight snacking. never once have i woken up in the middle of the night wanting food. that does look good tho.

>>15620563
I used nutmeg and salt and black pepper. Nutmeg and pepper feel like cheating.
>>15620566
Relax Tyrone I’m OP and I’m American and I’m eating it rn (right now)

Anyways this is:
- Three large eggs cooked with a half stick of butter (1/4 cup)
- 10oz USDA Prime NY Strip Steak
- Three 1oz pieces of Hormel Bacon
- 2 patties Jimmy Dean Sausage
- 1 Hebrew National Hot Dog (small size)

I’ve been defeated. I’ll eat the rest tomorrow.

>>15620555
I just call that early breakfast

>>15620573
adults are up past midnite

>>15620683
>meal so hot the plastic is cooking

Based. See you again, partner.

>>15620683
>>15620580
>>15620555
Why you trying to hide the steak inside? Afraid of something?

>>15620711
Did you not notice the burger patty next to it? Doneness is the least of our worries.

>>15620718
Probably sausage.

>>15620683
I can't eat that much that late anymore, interferes with my sleep too much.

>>15620749
That's a plain ground beef patty. Do you see oats, pork or any hint of spices?

>>15620753
I worked this evening. I’ve been semi nocturnal as of late so this was kind of my after work meal.
>>15620749
Yeah it’s Jimmy Dean sausage, the pre-cooked kind

>>15620711
I wasn’t?

The eggs are sitting on the plate except for a little curd. The meat at the top is two sausage patties.
>>15620718
Speaking of doneness this came out perfectly medium. The steak was an individually packaged 10oz USDA prime strip steak that was on sale at Kroger for $4.00. An amazing deal, it was really good.

>>15620765
>oats
Huh? Where are you from that oats are a thing in breakfast sausage?

>>15620555
>ready crisp bacon

>>15620555
that's a meal
also a retarded amount of protein

>>15620555
>American midnight snack
>No coffee
>No gun
Yeah... Okay, "American" you're one of us for sure.

>>15620799
Sounds weird, I know! Google "breakfast sausage ingredients" and prepare to be amazed.

>>15620555
Nice trips. All looks a bit on the overdone side and I’d have went with fried eggs for the runny yolks, each to their own.
>>15620805
Nothing wrong with that amount if protein could do with more fat though >>15620818
Some will have bran or breadcrumbs or similar, some won’t.

>>15620555
the tastelet diet

>>15620795
>perfectly medium
>no pics
Hmmm

>>15620561
Nigger, you're supposed to avoid meat during lent. Or at the very least not eat meat on Fridays. It's a time of restraint, austerity and personal sacrifice. Not a time to eat what to many would be considered a luxury

>>15620555
Those eggs are overcooked to shit, bacon looks anemic, sausage fake and I'm sure that steak is shoe leather.

>>15622215
I’m doing it to lose weight and I’ve been keeping abstinence and fasting

>>15620805
Protein is good for you

>>15623889
your mom would know

Don’t try to do too much. Know your limits. Even if tou ate all of it, then what? Sit and do nothing. If you portion yourself a bit you can keep going, not american btw

>>15623894
Huh?

>>15623894
Why would you say something so disgusting?

>>15622215
Bet you'll eat fish anyway though

>>15622215
Fish during Lent is perfectly fine

>>15621683
Why didn't he (she? it?) just turn off the machine?

>>15625205
>eating animals is bad on friday/Lent
>fish is ok though
ill never understand this

>>15625486
maybe fish suffer less idk

>>15623928
whos noodle arms are those

>>15623928
Are you this guy >>15624126
if so stop posting yourself attention whore
Also those patties look nasty, otherwise its quite nice desu

These are considered a delicacy in Europe. Very few can afford to eat so well and a banquet such as this is a real treat!

>>15620555
Honestly not a fan of scrambled eggs, I don't even have omelettes because of it. Lately I only ever have eggs either softboiled, poached, or over easy.

>>15625682
Brit here, I have never come across a "toast sandwich" in my entire life, apart from on 4chan

As for the crisp sandwich, you're supposed to put crisps into a sandwich with other fillings (like cheese and ham, or whatever). I've never known of anyone who just had crisps alone in a sandwich.

>>15620555
Not anymore, not since the gout.

>>15625782
>I've never known of anyone who just had crisps alone in a sandwich.
Do you even know any people?

>>15620805
Seeth

>>15628118
why is it wet

>>15625122
I have never seen it as in the spirit of lent, since I cook for the family on Fridays we generally don't have seafood this year.

>>15625205
Fish is less decadent, and probably traditionally less of a luxury than meat, but I prefer just to forego it generally.

>>15628132
The steak and mushrooms had butter on them.

>>15620555
>snack
That's a full meal you stupid fat fuck piece of shit.

>>15625682
i grew up eating water and toast sandwiches. it really brings back some very unpleasant memories of my step daddy putting his dingdong in my asshole and beating me every other week if my mom did pleasure him

>>15628118
Vile

>>15628186
found the triggered foreigner

>>15627207
I've never known of anyone who just had crisps alone in a sandwich.

>>15629081
Fries yes but potato chips no

>>15625682

It appears my superiority is causing some controversy yet again.

>How to show 4chan that you're a fatass with one simple post
>>15620561
>I adopted a gluttonous meme diet for lent, which is supposed to be a time for austerity btw
Why?

>>15625288
for views

>>15620683
Unacceptable. Move to Europe immediately.

>>15620683
>eating all the stuff the heavily preserved food
>not finishing the steak
wut

>>15620555
Imagine the bowel movement

>>15630164
>the eggs are heavily preserved

zow

>>15620555
Why so much ice?

>>15620683

wimp

>>15620555
imagine the farts

>>15625486
Fish was typically associated with poverty in ancient Mediterreanean culture. Thats why the exact term "living off the fat of the land" comes from eating creatures like cattle and chicken. So eating fish was seen as living a more simple lifestyle as compared to eating beef, and that's why the distinction is there.

>>15625682
>These are considered a delicacy in Europe.
>Fairy bread: Australia and New Zealand
>Water sandwich: New Zealand
>Toast sandwich: UK
>Crisp sandwich: UK
I see it as more of an anglo problem.
As they say: Gott strafe England!

Nothing feels more luxurious to me than slapping a slab of meat on a hot grill after 10pm

>>15620611
i can do without the weird hot dog thrown in. not because its hebrew, i just don't like hot dogs.

>>15628118
>Semi Raw Bacon
Yikes