/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15619782
>you

>>15619782
It makes my tummy hurt.

>>15619782
A Full English is a better breakfast

>More protein
>Meatier, less fatty bacon

>>15619782
Not hungry in the morning

Not hungry in the morning

Caloric restriction. I don't eat more than 700 cals a day, and breakfast is an easy way to cut

>>15619844
This. I get hungry around 10am, at which point I am normally working and it is close enough to lunch that I can just wait until then.

>>15619782
i wake up at 11

>>15619782
Fell for the OMAD meme, supper fit my schedule better than breakfast.
I feel much better now that I've resumed having a morning meal.

>>15619782
I do not feel hunger in the morning, however, I do eat breakfast food such as oatmeal and others for a simple and low calorie meal, and then I eat snacks later on in the day, and then dinner.

Honestly i don't have time in the morning to make it, so i always end up going to work because "i'll buy lunch there" but them every day i end up overworking as shit and end up hungry at 3 pm so i can't call it a breakfast anymore

>>15619782
I do eat breakfast because I work for a living.

>>15619782
I had a full time job and couldn't be assed to cook with my hour of morning time. But now I work part-time, I go in at noon and I'm cooking every day at 10am. The part-time pill is so kino. My happiness levels have shot up dramatically.

>>15619874
And people say this guy was evil?

Makes me nauseous. Can't even have coffee first thing, gotta wait a couple hours

If I don't eat breakfast I get shaky and sick in the morning, it's just better to do it. Unrelated, but I hate fat people that don't eat all day and act like they are better than you then go home and binge like a fucking piglet at nighttime, otherwise why are they 300lbs. Just eat breakfast and lunch like a normal human and maybe you won't freak out at night like a hippo

>>15619782
Because my stomach has yet to "wake-up". My breakfast is one juice with the pulp or one coffee with milk. That lasts me until 12 noon when I have my first real solid meal of the day.

It's boring. It's always just eggs and bacon/sausage.

I eat a light breakfast every morning :)

>>15619782
I stopped eating healthy in general because I was charged with crime and that made me fucking depressed. My typical day:
>pastry/cookies with coffee when I wake up
>sandwich with soda and coffee for lunch at work
>mcdonald's after work

>>15620042
what crime?

>>15620086
assault

I didn't, it's actually the only meal I eat unless I'm too hungover to make it

>>15620114
you seem like a disgusting person

>>15619934
I worked part time for two years as a consultant and same - people mentioned how the color had come back to my skin, there weren't bags under my eyes, and I didn't look perpetually sad anymore. Sadly, thanks to the American insurance jew, I can't keep that up and when I get off of Covid, will go back to making Mr. Shekelberg money for unlimited salaried work.

But more on topic - breakfast makes me tired and lazy in the morning, I don't like having pre-lunch shits at work, I wouldn't like losing precious sleep to get up and make something, and frankly I'm just not hungry.

I normally just get up, set the coffee to brew, shit, take a shower, chug the cooled off coffee, get dressed, take second shit, brush teeth, and leave.

>>15620130
>take second shit
what did he mean by this

>>15619782
Eh, two meals is enough for me.
I'll have lunch at noon and then dinner at 7PM.

>>15620137
I call it second shit or two-tiered poops. My body's never ready to get it all out first thing when I wake up. After moving around some, standing in the hot shower, and drinking coffee, my body gets out the rest.

>>15620149
there's something wrong with you

>>15620042
It gets better fren. I stopped brushing my teeth in jail because I was so depressed. Not worth it. Things will get better and you'll regret mistreating yourself like that.

>>15620150
On the weekends or whenever I have time, I don't have to shit twice. I can actually wait and shit when everything is ready. That said, I OMAD and still somehow end up shitting 3-4 times a day.

>>15620161
>OMAD
what?

>>15620171
One meal a day. I just eat dinner.

>>15620161
For me there's a difference between a real poo and a safety poo. A safety poo you just force out because you have stuff to do and don't want to feel like you have to shit at work. Sometimes you don't get a lot out. A real poo is when your body tells you it's time to shit buddy and it just launches.

>>15620174
see a doctor idiot

>>15619844
FUCK those hashbrowns look good

>>15620175
This is a good point. Sometimes I get lucky in the morning and I shit out everything, but it's rare. I'm more likely to have a shitting emergency while in the shower if I don't try to take that first one. Nothing worse than getting out of the shower in the cold while still wet in the middle of winter to take an emergency shit and the toilet paper gets all wet and crumbles in your hand and you're shivering and everything is just a disaster.

I like breakfast on vacations, maybe sometimes a nice brunch on the weekend.

>>15619782
I only eat dinner

>>15620180
Why? I'm not hungry besides once a day and it keeps my calories in check. I can have just about whatever I want for my one meal.

>>15620198
Because you shit 4 times a day despite eating one meal a day idiot. Are you fat as fuck? I heard fatasses have bigger bowels volume.

>>15619933
I work better on an empty stomach.

>>15620205
>Are you fat as fuck? I heard fatasses have bigger bowels volume.

Wouldn't that make them shit less, dumb ass?

>>15620205
Nope, I'm not fat because eating 2000 calories in one meal a day is pretty fucking difficult. Perfectly healthy weight, good bloodwork, life is good.

>>15620215
>eating 2000 calories in one meal a day is pretty fucking difficult
That's why I eat a big meal after work but save some calories for an evening snack.

>>15620232
Yeah every once in a while I meet up with the gang for happy hour beers and maybe the game, and I might snack on some chicken wings or something before going home and having my real meal.

my ideal breakfast takes too much effort and time to make so I only do it when I'm especially in the mood

>>15619944
"people"

>>15620263
spill the beans anon

>>15620309
its literally just bacon eggs and breakfast potatoes but dicing potatoes and cooking them takes too much patience and energy that i do not have that soon after waking up

>>15620161
>That said, I OMAD and still somehow end up shitting 3-4 times a day.
have you tried taking a fiber supplement, at least

>>15619850
Bro, that's very few calories. Unless your maintenance calories are 900 you should be on that deep of a deficit. That's unhealthy physically but even more so it is unhealthy mentally.

>>15619782
I eat a bowl of special K honey ancient grains with oat milk every morning at 10am

>one extra meal making me a fat ass
>not hungry in the morning
>i spend the time that i could be making breakfast checking 4chan, discord and youtube

>>15619782
Do americans really eat plates of grease for breakfast?

>c*rbs

>>15619944
Nobody thinks he was evil. Italians still love him.

>>15619792
>>15619850
>>15619954

soy

>>15621118
Yes.

>Eat breakfast
>Have to take a shit at work
Why does this keep happening?

>>15621539
>implying work shits are a bad thing

>>15621548
>He shits in public toilets
Degenerate.

>>15619782
I consume over 1000 calories every evening before bed in alcohol. When i wake up my stomach is in no mood to process food. It will often reject water too, such is my gastritis

>>15621559
>working somewhere with public toilets

even if you do, you can just shit on the floor and make wagies clean it up

>>15621559
>He gets paid to shit in not-public toilets
Fixed that for you.

>>15621561
loser!

>>15620190
>I'm more likely to have a shitting emergency while in the shower
Geesh, how do you manage to live so erratically and irregular not having a normal handle of control over two basic aspects of human life like this. Are you an addict or alcoholic or something?

>>15619782
I realized meals being tied to times was a foolish concept. I eat whatever I want whenever so I choose.

>>15620183
Those are tater tots

>>15620439
lucky for him CICO doesn't work, he will just get very cold.

R8

That's apple butter next to the waffles and the eggs are speckled due to lingering bacon fat in the pan, browned butter, and black pepper.

>>15620320
>but dicing potatoes and cooking them takes too much patience and energy
I feel the same way. You can 1) dice potatoes the previous day and store in water in fridge, or 2) buy a bag a frozen "hash brown" or whatever (the diced with peppers).

>>15620005
>It’s boring
I bet you are pretty boring. Lighten up Jack. Enjoy some delicious bacon, eggs, and sausage

Because I'm making coffee, cooking my wife's breakfast, packing her lunch, defrosting her work truck while trying to be chipper and assist her in her morning routines. I just don't have time, I might eat a light brunch if I have time between cooking dinner, housework and errands. I love my life.

>>15620205
Some people just poop more. I also shit 3-4 times a day. Nothing wrong with it.

>>15622230
Or just use leftover baked potato

>>15622223
Looks horrible

I didn't, but I don't do the standard three meal anymore. Breakfast is usually something like a hand full of trail mix with some yogurt or milk or granola and a piece of fruit. If I had the time, I'd take something similar to pic related almost daily.

>>15622223
>R8
Almost pents, sorry bucko.

How can anyone not want to eat this in the morning before work

>>15622342
I suffer immensely from eating a substantial breakfast; I simply cannot work properly when my guts are competing for my limited blood supply with the rest of my body.

How the fuck do I make good scrambled eggs? I often get them grey.

>>15620150
Agreed

>>15622277
>Looks horrible
You filthy piece of shit. Real, home cooked breakfasts look like that. This isn't a commercial for Denny's or IHOP, you white trash Ameri-mutt.

Almost every pic ITT is a fake, stock photo that someone google image searched.

Now, I want you to leave this thread and go fuck yourself... HARD.

i wake up at 10 pm and then mommy brings me dindin

>>15619782
because i wake up at 1pm

>>15620301
You will never be a man

>>15622519
Not him, but calm down bro. Its a picture of frozen waffles and eggs with busted yolks.

>>15619782
I eat dinner late

>>15621167
Fuck off, fat faggot. Eat human portions and perhaps you won't ve scared of bread

>>15619782
I quit eating breakfast to lose a few pounds, now its just habit. If I eat in the morning now I feel like shit.

>>15619782
I didn't. I actually switched to breakfast being my only meal of the day.

>>15619782
TIme and generally not hungry when I wake up, by 10 AM when I get hungry it's close enough to wait until lunch.

>>15620439
I have an extremely sedentary lifestyle, most of the exercise I do is like 2 hours of running a week. My BMR is nowhere near what places say - I've done the calculations and it says it should be around 1200 but I know for a fact is isn't near as high as they say. Also I have an eating disorder.
>>15621686
I do get very cold. Never actually thought about that connection.

>>15620005
>pancakes/waffles/crepes
>oatmeal/grits
>cold cereal
>toast/english muffin
>eggs in a frame
>french toast
>biscuits and gravy
>scones
>breakfast burrito
>orange juice/coffee/tea/milk
>bagels
>eggs benedict
>quiche
>omelete
You're boring

>>15619782
Because I would rather sleep 20 more minutes.

>>15620012
Me too, peanut butter toast and coffee, otherwise I don’t feel well.

>>15619782
I actually noticed that I have more energy throughout the day and feel less groggy/heavy if I just have a light breakfast or cereal/piece of pie with coffee. I was eating 2 eggs and toast first thing in the morning for a long time and when I stopped (not consciously just happened because I was visiting family) I noticed a boost in energy and mental clarity. I think my body just isn’t designed to take in a bunch of calories first thing in the morning

>>15622342
way too heavy

>>15619782
Before covid I had to be at work at 6am. After covid I wake up too late cuz I'm unemployed

>>15622569
>eggs with busted yolks
That's the way I like them! The yolks get sightly cooked and are almost like a thick custard.

Now, I want you to also leave this thread and go fuck yourself.

>>15619782
The first meal of the day is always the breakfast, regardless of the time of day or what you eat.

>>15619782
I worked brunch shifts at a cafe on Saturdays and Sundays. And Friday was my night shift. Fuck those people who get up at 7 in the morning, go for a 3 mile run, get hopped up on espresso and come and annoy me. I'm also an alcohol so having the shakes when you wake up isn't really conducive to having an appetite. Thanks for reading my blog.

>>15619782
Go to sleep too late, wake up too early.

>>15619782
I like to wake up sometimes before sunrise and smoke a bowl of weed, eat a huge breakfast and go back to sleep for a few hours.

>>15621600
It's only if I don't shit early in the morning. Just like my dad and his father before him, we all shit when we wake up. That said, I do have a mild-ish form of IBS.

Heavy breakfast makes me feel bloated and groggy all day. I prefer a light breakfast these days. An apple, banana, oat biscuit and a cup of tea.

>>15620183
those are shitty ass frozen tots.

>>15621527
Wtf is that???
>Eggs, bacon, pancakes a la mode

>>15620180
whats wrong with one meal a day?

OMAD works for me because I'm rarely hungry through the workday, and If I am, fuck it. I'll still be hungry when I get home.

>>15619782
Because I don't really get hungry in the morning
I'd rather have an early lunch than breakfast.

>>15620088
Maybe assault on the fridge LMFAO pahetic fatty

>>15619782
realized it was a jewish trick

>>15619874
>>15619944
>Hitler's standard breakfast:
>2 glasses of milk
>Leibniz cookies
>chocolate
true soul brothers

>>15620149
Thank god, I'm not the only one that does this.

>>15619782
More like killfast.

>>15619944
>>15620301
>>15627613

you guys like him so much, you should try emulating his "prized ham" impression

>>15627691
Milk and ham don't go very well together

>>15627691
Commies killed 250 million of THEIR OWN people.

>>15619782
The job im working right now isn't physically taxing and i havn't been exercising much so no real need.

>>15627770
they know and they are waiting for any excuse to do it again to everyone who isn't a commie

>>15619782
breakfast is the least important meal of the day
the human body isnt designed to eat high calories in the morning.
also im trying to diet

>>15619782
i like to mix it up. i have some combo of, eggs, bacon / sausage / ham / turkey, toast / cereal / pancake / waffles / french toast / oats sometimes with either beans, mushrooms, tomatoes, a fruit or yogurt 5x+ a week.

>>15622223
>Eggos and a variety of burnt breakfast food
Not even trying/10

>>15620149
I can never have a proper shit until I've had coffee. If I end up having to poop before I've had coffee it's an unsatisfying poop and doesn't get remedied until I get the java.

>>15620205
retarded post

>>15619782
Didn't sit well in my stomach before the gym, so I just have a protein bar on my way to work now.

>>15619782
I never did though.
My regular breakfast is two weetabix, milk and honey which can be eaten pretty quickly, I change to cheerios with granola or muesli with two slices of buttered fruit loaf on the weekends

>>15627770

do us a favour and make it 250 mil and one

>>15619944
>>15620301
more like (((people)))

>>15619782
This whole covid shit, lockdowns, curfews, loss of over 50% of my income, etc etc made me kinda depressed. I don't even feel like eating anymore, let alone have breakfast.

>>15621559
>>15621548
>>15621582
>>15621581
>shitting at all
my diet and digestive tract has become so efficient I do not need to shit at all.

>>15619782
I didn't stop eating it but I don't eat very much. A piece of toast with a cooked egg on top is it for me.

I didn't eat a breakfast for the longest time but now I have to take meds in the morning, and if I take them without food I will suffer immensely.

I normally throw on a pot of coffee, have a bagel with a glass of orange juice (and my meds) for breakfast and then my coffee with the rest of my morning routine. I do not care for a heavy breakfast.

>>15620042
Cmon bro you're destroying your body. Stop eating that trash. Do not fall into the abyss and get disgusting and fatter

>>15619782
Nothing really sticks with me.
In the end coffee is the answer.

>>15619782
I didnt

1. It's a scam.
2. I'm NEVER hungry in the morning.

>>15621118
>Do Americans really eat delicious food while living on the greatest country on Earth?

>>15619782
I don't understand how anyone could stomach a big, greasy, fatty meal like that right after waking up. But I can barely stomach food period, so I don't have room to talk. Still, if you're going to eat breakfast, why not just eat some fruit and milk? No one is going to stop you from eating eggs for dinner

>>15620175
Topkek.

>>15633861
>greatest country on earth
>56%
Nope.

I still eat breakfast. But im not a lazy waste of life who wakes up after 7 am. If you don't work night shift and wake up late. Your subhuman filth and should be exterminated

>>15634542
>his body and mind are too stressed to let him sleep in

No wonder you are so angry. You couldn't sleep past 7 if you tried.

>>15634542
>wake up at 7
>still no time for breakfast
what do i do then

>>15619782
i didnt i just eat it 2 hours after i wake up

>>15619782
Because I have a stressful job and a lot of personal anxiety that manifest itself as a lack of hunger and nausea