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>Eat food
>20 minutes later
>Stomach ache

>> No.15619762

>>15619758
Drink a glass of water before you eat. Then another after. You will likely not have this problem again.

>> No.15619773
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>GERD kicks in

>> No.15619774

>>15619758
Stop eating garbage

>> No.15620173
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>Eat food
>15 minutes later
>Gotta take a shit

>> No.15620231

>Eat anything from a gas station
>IED goes off in stomach
>ALLAH SHITBAR
>Ass explodes

>> No.15620345

>>15619762
>glass of water before you eat. Then another after.
No. Liquids interrupt your digestive juices after you eat, which would allow more harmful bacteria to breed. It's better to drink liquid only 1 hour after meals, unless you're choking or real thirsty.

>> No.15620353
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15620353

>eat way too much previous night
>have some kind of caffeine in the morning
>toilet bowl looks like poop soup

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>>15620345
What's the /ck/ equivalent of broscience?

>> No.15620419

>>15620353
>Poop soup

Fuck you, now i hate soup more than ever

>> No.15621588

If it happens often go immediately to a doctor anon. Be careful

>> No.15621793

>>15621588
Kek

>> No.15621839

>>15619758
Sounds like stomach cancer. Definitely book a doctors appointment as soon as possible.

>> No.15621953
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15621953

>eat dinner
>1200 seconds later
>launch rocket-propelled shit

>> No.15621984

>eat raw fish from Walmart
>cook pork chops rare
>never get sick

>> No.15622010

>eat delicious poop straight out of my gf's back exit
>I am talking peanut chunks, tomato peels, corn , pepper seeds . The lot
>30min later
>Shit literal shit

>> No.15622021

>>15619758
eating too fast NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

GGER

>> No.15622640

>>15620231
>eat ass for three days in a row
>feels like someone put a gold bar up my ass
>try to ignore it and go back to sleep
>run to bathroom and pop a cake of diarrhea into the toilet like a champagne cork

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>>15619758

>eat cheese
>10 minutes later feel my face itching and greasy
>next day have a flare up in acne

But I really like cheese ;;

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15622962

>Eat literally anything
>cant stop belching after
>burps get stuck in my chest and make my heart palpitate

>> No.15622978

Stop eating meat and sugar products and dairy products
>>15622669
You deserve it that cheese what made by a cow who had her calf taken away

>> No.15624403

>>15620353
At least you get it all out at once. I have to take like 4 trips because my colon is fucked and my FUCKING ASSHOLE IS ALWAYS SORE

>> No.15624454

>>15619758
Either you have an absolutely shit diet, or you are allergic to something.

>>15622669
Try eating cheese with something light and healthy so it is not as hard on your stomach.