/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I buy 10 cans of baked beans daily and I don't give a fuck what the cashiers think about me

He goes out to buy a carrot and some petroleum jelly. To conduct a little private research. Then he pictures how it's going to look at the supermarket checkstand, the lonely carrot and petroleum jelly rolling down the conveyer belt toward the grocery store cashier. All the shoppers waiting in line, watching. Everyone seeing the big evening he has planned.
So, my friend, he buys milk and eggs and sugar and a carrot, all the ingredients for a carrot cake. And Vaseline.

Like he's going home to stick a carrot cake up his butt.

>>15615286
Yes but who cares what a wagie thinks. I'm sure my ancestor's slaves thought he was a dick too.

>>15615286
Cashier's love me I always make em laugh

>Only buying beer

Sorry to come in so late I just realized I had nothing to have for breakfast tomorrow.

>They ask if you want a bag for your beer

No thanks I'll have it on the way home. Do you have a straw?

>Item doesn't scan

I can just take it for free if that's easier.

>Cashier is qt3.14

I stare at her boobs while she rings me out

>>15615311
Sounds so cringe

>>15615286
I always try to weave a convincing story with my groceries and get items I don't even want in order to make it appear more balanced. Even when I'm in a degenerate alcoholic phase I always buy food with the two bottles of whine so it appears like I'm preparing for a dinner or something.
When I just want to buy disgusting, unhealthy snacks I still force myself to get something healty so it balances out, or I'll get something that makes it appear like I'm buying snacks for a party or something, like a stack of paper cups

>>15615296
anal prolapse

>>15615324
Why?

>>15615286
>Is the prostitute judgmental when you sodomize her?

Who gives a shit?

>>15615311
>I can just take it for free if that's easier.
such a boomer line

>>15615311
>She says the amount I have to pay
Oh yeah and what's your number??

I can't speak for everyone but whenever I got put on the register I was too busy to care what people were buying

generally speaking most people are tied up too much in their own bullshit to care about what random strangers are doing. there is the occasionally hyper judgemental fucks (I know my mom is one of these) but those people are human scum anyway, so why would you care what they think of you?

>>15615286
Why should I care what a cashier think?

>>15615332
He is autistic
Although good for him by buying snacks and something healthy if he eats both

Only time I remember thinking what someone was buying was a rudabeaga because I had no idea and she taught me and this 40ish old guy buying wine and a box of condoms while two 30yr old girls held each other and rubbed each other waiting for him

>>15615286
I was having a nice conversation with a cashier girl while shopping once, but the last thing I put on the belt from my cart was a couple packs of Magnums and some lube, and then she got all quiet and serious and I felt bad, must've been weird for her. Sorry awkward cashier qt, I just wanted to protect my pingas.

>>15615286
Asks for ZIP CODE...

>>15615311
based boomer chad. these women and the ones working the drive-thru are the only ones I interact with.

I worked at a dollar store and was judgmental in the sense that if I knew a customer and saw them buying something when there was a similar item I'd let them know about it.

>>15615286
Do you notice what the guy in front of you buys?
Do you remember him five minutes later?

People don't give a shit, man. Generally speaking.

>>15615311
>I can just take it for free if that's easier.
As a former cashier myself I assure you this one is ALWAYS gold.

>>15615286
Not necessarily but they identify you from what you buy, so my friend who instance was cola and catfood guy.

>>15615286
Cashier here. I'm either thinking about how much sweat there is in my mask or counting down the minutes until I get to leave.

as a manager of a local retailer? I mean absolutely I talk shit about the guy who buys 6 30 packs of Busch. I know he drinks them in 5 days, then buys more. or goes to other stores and buys more. I know that part for a fact. nothing you can do about it legally.

I don't really care about the wic/ebt and buying nothing but candy and soda thing.

I always try to put the barcodes facing up for the cashier so they don't have to look for them. :)

the walmart cashier always looks annoyed whenever i buy liquor as soon as they open.

>>15615294
You eat 10 cans of baked beans a day?

Yes, when it comes to alcohol
>Lady cashier in her late 40s told me I shouldn't be drinking after scanning my half a litre of vodka
>Other lady cashier in a different store couldn't believe that I was of legal drinking age even after I showed her my ID and made a scene. She scanned it reluctantly.
Most of the female cashiers assume that I'm trying to fool them. The way they ask for my ID is very condescending half the time

I once bought like 6 bottles of Astroglide at Wegmans with food and my secen year old niece was in tow with me once. Was hilarious looking at the girls face. We didn't fuck that day though, but it looked like we were going to.

>>15615618
*seven

>>15615618
>We didn't fuck that day though
>That day
So it was the next day that you did?

>>15615616
She's not wrong. You really shouldn't be drinking.

>>15615632
No, we didn't fuck the next day either.

>>15615616
Are you stupid? Can't you take a hint?
Those women want you to steal the liquor so they can "catch" you and get you alone in the backroom.
Their panties are fucking SOAKED thinking about this.

>>15615640
So when?

>>15615286
sometimes i check out the items (in more ways than one heheh) briefly wondering if they are making a particular dish or something but it's just a fleeting thought, nothing to stress yourself over. even if someone is buying huge amounts of alcohol every week it's not like i can make a snarky comment since they'll just complain to the manager, who is looking for any excuse to build a file on employees in case they want to let go of you. don't worry about it senpai

>>15615286
My cart is too perfect. It's all fresh vegetables, meat, and dairy. Never any junk food or processed food. If anything they're thinking I might be a serial killer.
>He always seemed like a nice man.

>>15615654
I don't kiss and tell dude. You will learn that important lesson when you get a little older.

>>15615359
>I was too busy to care what people were buying

Yea same, I'm usually thinking about what to say to my work crush next time I see her

>>15615562
>personal money buying beer is bad
>gibs buying candy is good
You sound like a nigger

The govt pays 80% of my mortgage so like ~2700 dollars.

>>15615286
no just the 1L of vodka per day
i rotate shops and buy food i dont need and then throw out to avoid disdain

>>15615311
This anon is 100% guaranteed to be packing heat below the belt.

One time I went into the 10 items or less line with a tub of bleach, condoms, a bottle of wine, some apples, and dog food, and the baby faced kid ringing me up had the most hilarious look of confusion on his face. I didn't even realize what a weird combination of items I was buying until they hit the conveyer belt, but I was loving every minute of the interaction.

>>15615736
extremely based

>>15615296
>carrot
If it was a fat cucumber

>>15615736
>10 items or less
If I see a sign with this I leave and come back later with a firebomb.
It's FEWER

>>15615286
15 years ago when I was a cashier I would judge the people wearing expensive clothes and buying 40 $1 frozen meals with welfare.

>>15615618
I went to one of my former jobs and bought a bunch of cocoa butter and mineral/coconut oil because I remembered reading that stuff was good for your skin and it was on clearance. I didn't realize that basically two of my bosses rang me up for a shit ton of lube.

>>15615701
Dude, I go into the same liquor store every month or so and buy two cases of Bacardi silver and a single bottle of whatever variety. Why don't you buy bulk? They often give case discounts. Also, get a larger bottle my god... Why pay for less and have to go in more often?

It doesn't go bad!

>>15615748
grammar rules matter less than the fact you understood what the sign meant. the language has fulfilled its purpose

>>15615748
Do you really think anyone who has ever worked in, managed, or otherwise went into the grocer business posseses anything higher than a high school diploma?

I actually just spend all my free cash welfare cards at this one butcher on the edge of town. He give me a good deal on ribeyes I freeze. I got more than enough money for regular food.

>>15615701
what a faggot, man up or stop wasting food

>>15615760
>Also, get a larger bottle my god
european countries dont sell larger than 0.75
>>15615778
dont care. i have about a million euro to my name; but zero hope or joy.

>>15615758
what a fun party i would think

>>15615286
Cashiers don't even see you as a person let alone what food you buy, unless you're wearing like,a trenchcoat and hat in the middle of summer and buying a shit-ton of a single item

>>15615784
>bottle size

Really? Sad. We have 1.75 liters here in US. It's the normal large size. In actuality we sometimes have like 4+ liters in some varieties.

>>15615311
They laugh because they don't want to deal with you.

>>15615784
>european countries dont sell larger than 0.75
You talk a lot of shit for someone who claims to have experienced life in europe. Most stores/markets sell 1 or even 1.75L bottles of spirits in most cases

>>15615810
dunno what shithole you live in but in Germany anything over 0,75L is only sold as a gimmick

>>15615286
I am single-handedly responsible for white monster energy consumption in my local corner shop. I go there once or twice a week and buy out the entire shelf of that shit(8 cans). The guys operating the shop noticed that and I get a 10% discount every time i buy out that stuff. Feels pretty good

>>15615821
France, Spain and Poland sell over 0,75 very often. Dunno if that is due to bongs visiting those places or the locals being drunks but it’s a safe bet nonetheless

>>15615750
Don't hate the player, man, hate the game.

>>15615837
fair enough. i respect you guys as countries and peoples, but desu you don't really drink that much, so it's probably due to bongs visiting

>>15615821
750ml is tiny. Especially if you are at a bar. Only if its super top shelf shit do you only buy that stuff. 1.75l is reasonable for the everyday stuff or rail.

It's also more "green" to sell larger PET bottles.

I was self conscious until I hit 27 with rotating liquor stores. Now, I walk down the street every day for my fifth of vodka, and they have it rang up as soon as I open the door. They aren't even concerned about me anymore.

>>15615874
honestly kind of based
when did you start drinking anon?

>>15615874
Why not just buy bulk?

>>15615874
Had my first drink at 14, heavy drinker by 17, irredeemable alcoholic by 21. I'm pretty end stage.
>>15615885
I try to keep at least a little track of my drinking. If I don't I'll drink a handle a day, and that has led me to dilirium tremens twice before which is absolute hell. I like to stay at a fifth a day, 3 meals a week.

>>15615908
You can still do that, save money and not waste time going to the store all the time. I don't see any downsides.

>>15615911
because he would just drink it all in one go

>>15615911
I've tried before, and it doesn't work well for me. If there's liquor in the house, I drink it fast. The only way it won't be gone before I pass out, is if I pass out. My daily walk down the street keeps me sane, and at least gives me a bit of a schedule. With ten handles in the house, I'll lose track of time and how much I'm drinking, and I'll be hallucinating by the end.

>>15615924
Ah, ok. It's a self control thing. So yeah, your paying more to have it portioned out for you. I never thought about food in that way. Only if it is perishable or not.

>>15615296
I sruck a small cucumber up my ass once, to see how it felt and worked. Just felt like taking a reverse shit, wouldn't do it again kust to keep my asshole from falling out.

>>15615294
Unironic coping mechanism if you are already at the point of consuming 10 cans a day.

>>15615960
Baseball bats are good with lube.

>>15615299
Your ancestor was not human.

>>15615294
1 can is like 500 calories anon
Can you please post your arm?

honestly if i had a single legal drug that could replace alcohol i'd replace it but there isn't jack shit

>>15615286
You shouldn't consider retail employees people. Their opinion doesn't matter, and they don't want to be your friend or gf. Just stfu, buy what you want and leave.

>>15615286
I have bad memory and never bother remembering what people buy. You cpuld spend 2 months coming in more or less everyday for vodka and I still wont recognize you

>>15615286
Not usually but there were a few that stood out to me in college as a cashier. This one time a 300+ pound woman in her 20s came through buying about 30 cases of muscle milk. I'm pretty certain she was gaining weight intentionally.

>>15615502
I always ask them back. Breaks their flow every time.

>>15615802
project harder you fucking loser

>>15615908
What is your life like? I was the same as you, but got out when I hit 26. 28 now and managed to get the moderation thing down but wonder what things would have been like if I hadn't stopped

I didn't start actually drinking till I was 21. 23 to 28 was heavy drinking and underage sex. In my 30s there was the occasional 2 day binge, but from 35-39 now its just once or twice a week. Always until I am plastered though.

I feel like it has affected my intelligence some, but I am glad I didn't start till around early 20s after my brain was pretty much finished developing.

>>15616158
>23 to 28
>underage sex
You're admitting to being a pedophile? You'll never be free of your fucked up perversion without chemical castration, pervert.

One time I bought doritos and mountain dew at the same time and the cashier was like "are you a gamer? I used to work at a grocery store near blizzard HQ and we'd run out of this stuff all the time" so yeah they are judgemental. Another time a milf cashier looked at me like a child because I bought a huge bag of totino's pizza rolls

>>15615502
why would they need to do this?

>>15616124
My life is not good. Lost pretty much everything, and no longer care. I had a gf, family, and friends who put up with me, but they are gone now. My health is wrecked too. And I'm stupid now. Years of drinking really does eventually mess up the brain in a noticeable way. I have short term memory loss now, and have also lost common sense and coordination.

>>15616174
I don't want to be. It's wonderful.

>>15616186
and they were both right

>>15616174
No it's some dumb new meme I think, probably pushed by retards in discord servers like that locked and keyed thing that went around

>>15615286
If you're fat or ugly or act weird have bad hygiene, everyone is judgmental about everything you do. If you have autism or social anxiety every single normal person you deal with, even for just a moment , can tell. People in retail and service hate their jobs, and one of the only perks is talking shit about the disgusting customers. They laugh at you. You have a nickname . "anime shirt guy came in again today, he smelled like beat off and bought Lunchables even though he's clearly in his mid 20s" "Oh god, did you see him staring at Jessica again? What a freak." "At least Jessica is legal, I get worried having him around the kids in the store, make sure security keeps an eye on him."
That's you. The butt of a joke for wage slaves around the break room.

>>15615286
If you want me to judge you, just jam the chip in really hard and act surprised when it doesn't read, then IMMEDIATELY try to swipe it ignoring my warnings that it will not let you swipe if you have a chip unless it has failed three times and specifically says to try swiping on the screen.
This is the only actual standard thing on nearly every chip reader yet it's the one thing you monkeys can't remember.
Also, green button always means yes/proceed regardless of system. It will also have a circle or check on it and the red button will have an X. So you do not need to look up at me slack jawed and mumble "g-green?"
Green means go. Check means enter. It is an enter key. I do not see what uppity are struggling with on my screen. Figure it out, monkey.
If it's not letting you enter past your PIN that means you need to enter your PIN. I will be sure to call up your bank and the vendor about your concern of "not wanting to use it as debit" even though you have cash on it, you absolute irresponsible retard, but for now put in the four digits. If you do not remember them you effectively do not have money. This is not an evil shopkeep plot by me, monkey.
No, we do not accept EBT, monkey. I don't care about your made up disability. No, it does not mean it's free if it doesn't scan. No, I will not risk my employment because you're in a hurry, learn to budget your time correctly.
I don't care of you think in scamming you because you don't know how to read a receipt and forgot tax exists so you stand there squinting at it scowling and holding up the line while looking at me in a way you mistakenly believe to be canny and intimidating. If you're that bad at personal finance that you can't estimate 6% or budget for it as you go, and it's going to break you, maybe quit loading up on the sodas. Maybe move to Europe where everything is done for you by people who apologize for inconveniencing your life of frauding off the government and you never need to think.

>>15616358
It's for you

>>15615311
this reminds me of the /v/tard that posted the smash brothers date excel sheet

No one gives a damn

>>15615286
I mostly go to the self check out station because it’s faster and easy. Only go to the cashier station if the check out machine broken or all occupied.

>>15615286
I used to work at Shoprite as a cashier in college. (Shoprite is east coast/NJ biggest grocery store).
I guarantee you 99% of the time I was bored out of my mind scanning/bagging/cleaning/standing/waiting that I could honestly not care what you bought. The only time I ever judged was if someone very overweight was buying more insane amounts of junk food. No one ever tried those "banana and condom hehe" meme checkouts but even if they did I doubt I would notice or care.

>>15615311
kek

>>15615286
I'm a cashier and I don't give a fuck. I have to deal with hundreds of people a day.

>>15616196
why not just kys. Do you think you can redeem yourself?

>>15616437
I'm too scared to kill myself. I dont think I can redeem myself though. My brain is so messed up the hardest jobs I can do are entry level. I even fuck those up. I was a better worker when I was younger. Now, with heightened anxiety and stupidity brought on by years of drinking, I can hardly manage jobs meant for teenagers.

>>15616358
Brother

>>15616337
lol minorities working in retail have nothing to say

>>15616358
Cry more retail wagie

I worked at a grocery store for a few years and did cashiering as one of my tasks. when you're put at the register for five hours straight you kinda zone out unless something requires active attention. so no, I just didn't pay enough attention to give a crap

I used to remember all prices and deals so that halway through scanning I'll tell them how much it is. By the time they've pulled their money or card out the scannings done, saves a bit of time

>>15616589
Someone feels targeted kek

>>15616772
I like giving you people trouble at least then you earn your (minimum) wage

>>15615600
checked and yes
>>15615964
I am done with my miserable life
>>15616055
nope because I fear that someone might recognize me and I want to die of bean overdose

>>15616193
some places ask for zip code if youre paying with debit card, havent had to deal with it in years though. might still happen in areas with a lot of travelers.

>>15616806
Yeah but why?

>>15615320
>>15615802
>t.

>>15615545
yes and yes

>>15615765
better get used to speaking ebonics then

>>15616780
Ok weirdo

>>15615773
>freezing meat
NGMI

>>15615286
If they are, I don't notice. I do not care about the opinions of people who work at grocery stores, particularly those whose job entails merely pushing an item across a barcode reader and then placing it into a paper sack.

>>15616358
It funny, because clappers keep whining about the complete lack of service where I live. Also realizing your boss can't fire you because nobody will take the job is amazing especially when you get so fed up with it that you don't even care if they dofire you, so you can just freely flip your shit on anyone in the store or pull stunts like yelling acrosss to group of people at some asshole and tell him to shut the fuck up. Weird part is that most people don't even give a shit so long as it's not them because their general understanding is that people inconveniencing you are holding up the line so they often even side with you.

>>15616582
To you, maybe. To each other, you are the butt of every joke.

>>15616906
Essential workers are far more valuable than 4chan neets.

>>15615294
Do you have shit in your underwear right now?

>>15615286
Of course they are judgemental, 99% of people are despite some claiming otherwise. Doesn't mean you should care what a fucking cashier thinks unless you think you live in a thanksgiving shit movie where you score a date with the cute cashier.

>>15616892
Its best. Free tenderizin... keeps it fresh, best!

Ive made it with many cunny.

>>15615286
no but they do look at me strange when I go in to buy vaseline and iCarly DVDs

>>15615286
I'm not, you're forgotten as soon as you leave the store. I'm there serving you and scanning your items, but I'm just not there

>buy alot of instant noodles at once
>"whoa dude, oodles of noodles"
have had to drive drive an extra 30 minutes to the next closest walmart since then

>>15615824
>Here's your discount Lord Boomington

>>15616972
lul

>a case of beer and frozen pizzas again, anon?

>>15616941
Most people who live in civilized America walk right past you and go to the self checkout. You will be out of the only job you are qualified for soon enough.

"damn this guy is throwing a whipped cream party? wait a minute, he didn't even buy cream"

>>15616995
I-I'm throwing a p-party

>>15616995
what is that creature ?

>your total is $60.93
>All I have is $60
>Sigh, fine

Freaking suckers, I do have change i just don't want to count it. Probably save $5 a week like this.

I literally walk out of this local co/op with 40-50 dollars worth of groceries every month. Just ring up the premium cat food and some feeder rats and skip all the food.

>>15616995
>kassa
>some blonde
Gonna just assume Sweden and this means I won't be buying a case of beer in a grocery store because if it's below3,5% is it really beer?

>>15617207
Obviously finnish you retardo

>>15616941
If I stopped doing what I do, there wouldn't be groceries in the stores in the first place.

>>15617238
My moderating 7chan is considered essential work.

>>15617273
Well good for you. Do a good job. I hope it pays well.

>>15617280
I get benefits. It's mostly a labor of love.

>>15617283
>a labor of love.
I always suspected jannies did their jobs while sporting full blown erections...

>>15615286
>the deli
Yes, I eat organ meat and she's seemed repulsed by it
>the produce place my wife goes to
No, maybe he's even impressed
>the grocery store we buy everything else at
Definitely thinks the healthiest thing we eat is bread

>>15617318
We don't even have janitors, I am a co-founder.

>>15615294
DIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS

>>15617435
That guy is probably lying. When I go to a brap party I buy walmart navy beans, cannellini beans and one bushes or grandma brown baked beans and mix together. Only eat a total of 4 or 5 cans a night. Also not all baked beans because of the sugar overload. The last bushs beans has enough flavor to sweeten up all the rest of the beans. Navy and Pinto beans will produce the most farts when chewed and swallowed fast. Especially good for brap parties. I know my shit. Don't question me.

>>15615286
Working at a pizza restaurant, I do get very judgmental whenever somebody orders just a normal pepperoni pizza, or a normal cheese pizza. We have SO MANY TOPPINGS AND OPTIONS and these npcs just go for the most basic baby shit. I wouldn't say it pisses me off, but shit.

>>15615286
better not be if she's gonna be touching my bread like that

>>15616589
NEETs aren't people. Case in point, you fail the green button test reliably.
>>15616911
I don't know, you also sound like a bit of a faggot, just do what you're paid for and look down on people.
Also you should have two part time jobs so even if one fires you for bullshit reason you're fine. Plus if you ever want time off or to skip the "we really need you to come in today" routine, you can just say the other job already scheduled you that day and managers still sense you do not need them and do everything on your terms. Depending on the place you can basically dictate your schedule and they still make the single-jobbers work around you. This is immoral to do to coworkers who aren't assholes, of course, so please play responsibly.

>>15617550
Yeah well nutella buffalo ranch chicken with extra marshmallow looks and sounds and probably tastes disgusting and you guys would be better off with less options.

>>15617550
I want one cheese, one pepperoni, one chicken bacon mushroom, and zero opinions about my order. You can take home the extra banana peppers and caramellized artichoke hearts and deenz and make a goulash out of them for all I care.

>>15617582
k, but you gotta tell people i robbed you.
>hamburger

>>15615286
There's a reason I use self service

>>15615765
Grammar rules matter FEWER than the fact you understood

>>15617006
Can you even buy NOS chargers and whippets in stores?

>>15617671
Sure... why wouldn't you?

>>15617671
you can find the catriges in supermarkets here but you won't find the whipped cream dispenser my best guess it they want to limit the abuse.

>>15617686
Because it's a recreational drug. I thought you had to buy that stuff from shady dark web retailers.

>>15615286
Why would I give a shit? If a cashier is going to judge me on something I'm buying then I'm going to be judgmental of them being a fucking cashier.

>>15617712
Nah, not sure why you would think that. You can get laughing gas from a dental supply place or refill tanks at car enthusiast shops, whippits at truck stops and gas stations.

May I ask how old you are?

>today
>glass ketchup bottles in the clearance section for 99c
>buy 2
>go through self checkout like always despite having completely full cart of 50% untagged produce
>ketchup also doesn't have a tag but I can't look it up
>qt tomboy employee comes over to help
>types in 1.98
>panicked I tell her they're 99c
>um.. yeah... there's two so I added it together..
>think about it for 5 hours

what the fuck is wrong with me, I don't even care about a dollar I'm rich. I didn't even need ketchup I just thought the glass bottle was cool

>>15617762
Congrats you are the monkey I was referring to

>>15617762
Any tomboy under 17 needs dickings. One day I want to dick a quicktime tomboy and have Rush Limbaugh look down on me from the clouds encouraging me.

>>15617815
good point, I could prevent a tranny from forming. I'll go back and buy the rest of the ketchup and come up with a funny and relevant pickup line on the drive there. See you anon wish me luck

>>15615960
There are two kinds of men in this world. Men who’ve tried that alone at least one, and liars.

>>15617925
I haven't. I just went straight to dildos.

most of the time they don't even know what i buy. i can't count how many times i had some nigger cashier and they have to ask me what each individual vegetable is that i buy so they can ring it up

>>15617611
Yes, and we know the reason.

You steal things.

>>15617925
Nah. That's homosexual shit. I am plenty happy using my dick and shoving shit up my ass emulating a child molesting homosexual piece of shit.

>>15615311
>Item doesn't scan

I can just take it for free if that's easier.


I tried this joke one time and the cashier thought I was trying to rob them.

>>15617947
>eemmm what is this thing??
>that's a leek

>>15617966
If you just walk into a store and walk briskly out with a handful of groceries like chips, seafood salad, and some beef jerky and a coke no one gives a damn.

>>15617459
what the fuck is a brap party and how the fuck do you eat so many beans you bean monster

>>15618012
A fart party essentially. Usually certain activities take place. Followed by drinking, movies, hot water heater gets turned up a few degrees, different tubes and jellies.

Four or five cans of beans isn't thst much. What the other guy said about 10 baked beans is a sugar overload and can't be real.

>>15615324
Hey anon, there is no need to do that. You're actually wasting your money on stuff that you don't need and worse, don't even want. The fact is that cashiers are paid to cover the process of scanning your items and receiving your money, and it is just that. They're actual people too, obviously, and you should treat them well, but it is not like any of them really care about what you are buying since it is part of their job to scan it anyways.

>>15615359
>Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind
> - Dr. Seuss

>>15615311

You're 50 years old, aren't you?

>>15615294
damn this nigga eating beans

>>15615311
based
>>15616383
what?

>>15616055
you cant even afford my watch poorfaggot

>>15618429
BASED LARP

>>15618429
Wtf happened to your fingers? Birth defect?

>>15618429
Christ your fat anon. Not the other guy and chubby myself but you cant even see your knuckles or any bit of hand bones.

>>15617952
No I don't, you cunt.

>>15618429
Where are your knuckles?

>>15615784
>i have about a million euro to my name; but zero hope or joy.
So you're worth €1,000,000 but you sit around every day drinking vodka?

Why don't you make something of your life instead?

>>15615286
no
t former cashier

>>15615286
I always use self serve.

I'm certainly recognised by some there, and they probably pick up on some of my regular purchases. Don't know why I'd give a fuck though, just buying for next working week.

Any actual other millionaires actually still steal food, clothes and other low value things?

>>15618477
he fat boy

>>15617556
what a delicious bread

>>15615311
>haha the item didn't scan guess it's for free haha

no i don't give a fuck what you buy, unless your some fat shit who's spending 50 bucks on soda and whips out an ebt card yeah ill judge the fuck out of you waste of air.

>>15618473
Yes, you thief, you do. it's the only reason people use the self checkout. They either steal from the store by not scanning items, or they steal from the workers by not using the staffed checkout lanes, which results in people getting laid off, or not being hired.

Thief!

>>15616065
Just nut up and start smoking pot you statist cuck

>>15618493
Kleptomaniacs exist in all walks of life.

>>15618566
Sorry, marijuana is the devil.

>>15618566
i would if i knew where to get it

>>15618566
You realize you can be banned for posting things that violate united states law.

>>15618578
It's legal in America you big dumb idiot

>>15618583
Nope. Not federally. Why are potheads so fucking retarded? Oh wait... the weed.

>>15618589
Frig off liberal

When I buy large amounts of vodka the cashier stops talking to me.

There is a deaf cashier I try to always use. Your secrets are safe with him

>>15618593
Again. Complete wrong and opposite. Geeze you're a fuck up.

>>15617611
*enters 4011 for bananas*
*weighs ribeye*
heh, nothing personnel...

I almost always go to self-checkout if there is one but it is always some middle-aged roastie who needs to judge purchases. The one I get on occasion is when I hit up a gas station before work and grab a small bag of chips to go with my lunch later and the dumb bitches more than once have given me shit for eating chips for breakfast. I tell them to either stop saying and assuming dumb shit or to stay the fuck home.

>>15617762
You gonna hand in your guns when Biden comes knocking too?

>>15618562
I'm not stealing from workers by them not having a job you fucking idiot.

>>15618612
The store I go to is slowly replacing all the cashiers. I fucking hate it. They also got rid of express lanes. I always have produce and it is a pain to weigh all that shit. I also always have liquor, so you have to have the someone come over to authorize it. They also are taking away low level jobs with self checkout. Fuck that shit. I hope degenerates steal enough that they need the cashiers back

>>15618615
You gonna get suckered in by gun salesmen that see you as a mark?
>protip: gun dealers love democrat presidents, they're just not telling you.

>>15618639
>It's the gun sellers who are the real bad guys
Yeah okay bootlicker

>>15618637
Maybe you're just too old to handle life? I never have a huge problem with them even when I have produce. And fuck cashiers, too many of them have been too stupid to handle even that job that I would rather do it all myself.

>>15618646
Fuck that. I remember when I was a kid you would just push the cart up and they would unload it all. Then you had to unload it yourself and sometimes bag it yourself,, now check it yourself. I think Im going to order online and do curbside pickup. It promotes jobs and customer service

>>15618578
>>15618602
Suggesting to an anonymous person to smoke weed isn't illegal

>>15619210
Not illegal, but against the rules here to try and goad someone into committing a crime. Just like it's against the rules here for me to say kill yourself or lets plan to kill Nancy Pelosi when she is scheduled to speak down at the fishermans wharf on the 21st at 1pm.

My cashier is a computer now and I don't really give a fuck about the opinion of a machine

>>15617762
What the fuck is your problem you autist?

>>15618429
deedeedee hand havin ass nigga

>>15615286
Probably less about individual items than about suspicious or funny item combinations.
>although brown rice and poptarts, chamomile tea and economy vodka? that's a car crash of a shopping basket.

>>15619299
>God I must look so cool to her, like Pete Doherty or Bukowski. Yeah, that's right honey, I'm a street fighting man. God she's probably getting wet just looking at me
>"Hold your horses honey, I've got coupons for the Pringles."

>>15619245
Nigga what the fuck you chatting? I suggest going back wherever it is you came from because I don't think this place is for you. Also you can buy weed legally in America so it isn't really illegal is it?

>walk up to the cashier
>get a boner
>because of all the money

>>15619343
Nigger, I think you are sadly mistaken about the recent state of affairs when it comes to deadly illegal narcotics. Just because a state or county says it's ok, doesn't mean the federal government condones it. It is still very much illegal.

>>15619362
Okay fair enough I looked and it isn't legal at the federal level yet. Also you should kill yourself, but reread 4chans rules first, this isn't reddit

>>15619317
I'm doing the big shop, and I'm doing it brilliantly!
>Jez, you're not just buying chocolate, crisps, and booze, are you?
No, I also have dips. (Also, I ate the dips.)

>see a bunch of tv dinners I like on sale
>buy entire stock
>literally fill up a basket
>go to checkout
>"Do you not know how to cook?"

Thought about inviting her to dinner desu.

>>15619430
Can you cook though?

>>15619447
Yes

>>15619424
>You can't be depressed when you're pissed. It's not possible.
fuck I love that show like you wouldn't believe

>>15619430
>learn to cook
>buy anything more premade than say dried pasta
>feel like I'm gonna get judged even if cart is 90% whole ingredients

>>15615296
great book

>>15619447
4 minutes in microwave, stir, re-cover, 3 minutes in microwave. I'm not retarded!

>>15615324
I do that, too.. A pack of 6 Snickers, 2 or 3 chocolates, 2 packs of different snacks, beer.. And DIET Coke and 2 bell-peppers or lettuce.

>>15619245
>Just like it's against the rules here for me to say kill yourself
Tourist

>>15619412
Please don't tell me to re-read 4chans rules as I am quite well versed on them. Look, lets just put all this aside. Many things slide here. I even drive sometimes 4mph above the speed limit and you know what? People sometimes beep and fly past me in my '98 NSX.

>>15619424
It's actually
>I'll say I ate the dips

>>15619528
hm guess you're right, basically indistinguishable in their accent though, guess I also thought it was 'also' since he's eating while shopping

>>15615294
based. who cares what the wagies think?

>>15619603
Stop bumping your own post.

>>15619508
If you were well versed you wouldn't be saying it's against the rules, which it isn't.
>4mph above the speed limit
Going over the speed limit is against the law, it just means you're breaking a legitimate law. Something which I am not doing when I tell you to kill yourself, in minecraft if course
>Look, lets just put all this aside
>i'm wrong but dont want to admit it

>>15616811
fraud protection

>>15619689
That makes sense now, thank you for replying.

>>15615286
I buy a single sweet potato every day. For the past 6 years. I get weird looks at this point when I don't buy one.

>>15619631
I know. I am a bad boy. I just don't do it with degeneracy such as drugs. ;)

Every day I put corned beef and hash in my onahole and when nuxed of a comeradery secen tear eleven necus pust asphalt trsining blqcl

I don't care what anyone buys. Just get out of my way so I can eat. I am certain realllllllly certain the cashier wants you the hell out of their face so they can check their Facebook accounts.

>>15619753
>risking lives is better than smoking pot
Gonna have to say no to that frank, drugs may be degenerate but it isn't putting other people in danger. Oh yeah, and kill yourself

>>15619840
Who are you quoting?

>>15619840
The dynamic of increased speeds leading to increased trafic deaths is variable and incongruent. Sex with children feek increasingly good until such age that she becomes an adult. At which time many of us tend to call those elderly females geriatrics. It is not a fetish to be ignored.

>walk out of gas station with a case of beer
>short female employee that went out to smoke looks at me and goes "PARTY PARTY" and smirks

>>15615286
Why would you care schizo? You're wearing a mask, they can't see you.

>>15615286
As someone who’s worked as a cashier I really don’t even look at what you’re buying I’m just trying to ring you up as quickly possible

>>15615311
boomer detected

>>15615960
You're supposed to beat off when you do it, turkey.

>>15617955
You sound like somebody who doesn't wash his ass in the shower.

>>15619630
how about i do it again?

>>15619961
>You're wearing a mask
what? who actually does this

>>15616158
I started drinking at 13 and I'm smarter than most people I know and did excellently in school. I think genetics has a lot to do with it.

>>15619936
Stop trying to push paedophile memes

>>15619991
If you live in a non-third world country there are police in the supermarkets who will escort you out if you dont follow the CDC guidelines.

>>15615286
Idk but I judge the people who are in line in front of me and behind me based on the stuff they are buying.

>>15620014
Stop trying to neglect children.

>>15620093
You will never be a child

>>15615286
Probably but I'm a half Arab NEET while they are dumb bitches who do a shitty trash job so who is winning in life? I do.

>>15620125
Thank Bob Ross for that. Anything else?

>>15619265
AAHAHAHAH AHAHA

>>15619957
as far as i'm concerned the "party" thing is like an inside joke among alcoholics, as all of us hear that "lol having a party bro" shit all the fucking time. a smoker who works at a gas station is probably a fellow drunkard, should have told her she's invited.

>>15619464
A+ extra credit

>>15620466
Sex w children feels good, a good thing.

>>15620476
I'm inclined to believe that this is accurate information, but I don't see what it has to do with what i posted.

>>15615286
They literally don't care what you're buying, they just want to do their job and go home.

>>15615311
>Cashier's love me I always make em laugh

>>15615311
These posts are the reason why I come on /ck/.

>>15615286
i sure as fuck hope not lmao

>>15615294
imagine the smell

>>15615286
No because I use self checkout every time.

Bob Ross...

>>15616000
monke

>>15615286
no, some of them smile at me. most of them don't give a shit though.

>>15615750
My gf was on EBT for a year after college but her parents had mad cash so watching her pay for groceries by pulling an EBT card out of her Coach purse was priceless

>>15617550
Yeah but those toppings cost extra

>>15617087
lol you shop at a circus that sells both food groceries and live rats for pets to eat??

>>15619265
Nice

>>15615294
t. bill foster

>>15615286
>her Coach purse
not even stupidly expensive

>>15617034
Looks like a Finn.

>>15615286
>Are cashiers judgemental about the food you buy?
Nah most of them just want to get there shit over with and GTFO.

>>15619299
>>15619317
Based Peep Show poster.

>>15619245
Ronald Mc smoke some meth you faggot crack baby.

Kill yourself

Rape your sister

Kill a nigger

Wow no ban? Weird

>>15615286
I remember this girl serving me commented on my shopping. She was being retarded. I think she was trying to flirt.
>"Yogurt and sardines? Interesting choices."
>"Well I'm not eating them together am I?"

Ahaha probably could've got her number there. Good job I gave her a withering look instead.

>>15616520
I want to say something happy. I want to say something comforting. But it seems the truth of the state of affairs makes those efforts lame. So you know what? I'll go the opposite Bottoms up, mate. Cheers!

>>15615311
Based and dad-pilled

>>15615553
>counting down the minutes until I get to leave.

When I worked retail I had an employee do that. She would get off the register when the precise moment her shift was up regardless of how busy it was and make me deal with everything. It was awful.

imagine caring what ppl think
idk if im buying a dildo and a tub of hummus ill still walk up to that register and look em in the eye

on the other hand it IS fun to imagine what people are doing with what they buy
or even just seeing how they live buying shit id never buy

>>15615286
Every employee in every retail store judges their customers based on how they act and what they buy. Have you never worked retail? It is about the only entertainment you can get.

>>15615286
God I want to fuck that cashier

>>15615286
No we're not. You might get a curious glance if you do something unusual like buying extreme amounts of an item when it's not on sale, but that's about it.
If I can guess what you're making for dinner, but you forgot one ingredient I might go "hey, you forgot that one thing".

t. cashier for 20 years

>>15615294
Do you have a BRAP barn, top?

>>15615286
No. As someone who used to work as a cashier, I don't give a flying fuck what you're buying. I just want you outta the store so I can go back to doing other stuff

>>15616055
328 per can of Heinz beans.
So 3280 in 10. If he's tall, works out hard, and doesn't eat much else, it could be doable. It's also 194 grams protein. He could be an absolute beast.

>>15623296
>used to work as a cashier
> I just want you outta the store.

I wonder why these two events happened.....

>>15615294
AYO. DIS NIGGA RAIGHT HEA EATIN SOME GOD DAMN BEANS

not as capable or adept as payment processors
use cash anons

>>15615335
Kek

>>15615286

Yeah I was at costco before the second lockdown. I had 120 cans of chef boyardee, beer, 10 bags of chips and other odds and ends.

>>15615294
Based and BRRRRRAAAPPPP pilled

>>15615294

What kind of beans? Mine has really good Busch's beans. I eat like 2-3 cans at a time.

When I worked at a grocery store, I didn't give two fucks what you were buying, but you start noticing patterns with regulars. Actually yeah I judged the obese customers that would come through with a bunch of chips, soda and snacks. This is why you're fat, retard, just because it's all natural and organic doesn't make it healthy.
Any obese person saying that they don't eat that much or that they eat mostly healthy is lying. I've seen it, the fatties are never the ones only buying veggies and lean meats.

>>15618604

Despite the memes of this, the cameras and prosecution of this is pretty high.

>>15623193
T. Failure for twenty years
Ftfy

>>15617611
i won't let a robot replace a human, not even a wagie. smash these things on sight.

>>15616995
>Yes Saruman, I'm actually going to watch your movie trilogy tonight!

>>15617550
If your pizza is not good with just cheese, it's trash pizza

>>15617871
Did it work?

>>15615545
I was also cashier and yeah I found that joke pretty funny. One time the item was so cheap I just actually let them take it for free

As a wage cuck, we don't give a shit just buy your shit and leave, also don't try to be the funny customer

>>15624271
When you hear the same shitty fucking joke 100 times a day it's not funny, it never was, but it's even more annoying hearing it 7 hours into a shift

Stay away from retail kids if you don't want to be a jaded cretin

>>15624724
Like I said I was a cashier. But that was my high school part time job so I never did shifts that long

>>15623984
I like my job. Sure, the pay is not particularly great because I'm not-quite fulltime but I love having 3 day weekends so I'm fine with that. I'm not a mindless consumer drone either, so I'm living comfortably on what I earn. Even got the equivalent of ~50k$ in savings and zero debt.

Then again, I don't live in a 3rd world shithole were kicking down on those below you on the socio-economic ladder is the norm.