/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15615482
Just give him the best blowjob of his life and let him finish all over your face. He'll appreciate that more.

>>15615482
Tits or gtfo.

>>15615482
best COCKtail bar in my city, link related, you do the digging

https://www.google.com/search?q=dry+martini+carta&client=firefox-b-d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjphMO7ifbuAhX0rnEKHS5hC6AQ_AUoAXoECBkQAw&biw=1920&bih=910

>>15615483
no no no no, anal, blowjob is how it starts, anal is how it ends

>>15615483
Gross :^(

>>15615489
No, stop being rude

>>15615490
Not getting tricked int9 clicking that you stalker

Comon guys help a girl out

>>15615493
>Not getting tricked int9 clicking that you stalker
what an absolute retard, google.com should give you a hint, your loss

>>15615493
>don't like giving your BF a good ol' BJ

I fell bad for your BF.

>>15615493
>Gross :^(
Holy shit I feel bad for your boyfriend.

>>15615482
>Femanon here
You're still a man, faggot

>>15615482
Gin and tonic.
Then fuck his brains out

>>15615493
It is the rules. You get no more replies until >>15615489 is fulfilled

Poasting in simp bread

>>15615482

French 75, gin version is best but brandy will do if he doesn't like gin.

2oz liquor
1/2oz lemon juice
1/4oz 2-to-1 simple syrup

Shake with ice, strain into a coupe or flute, top up with dry sparkling wine.

If you're feeling flush, sub out 1oz of liquor for 1oz of St. Germaine.

make food too

google it you lazy faggot.

Make him a vesper. It'll get him loaded drunk after one drink, and he'll think it's cute you made him "the James Bond" martini. You should also fry him a steak and some eggs. It's one of the easiest meals to make and pairs nicely with getting drunk off your ass on your birthday.

Just fill up a glass with 1/3 vodka and 2/3 of your pussy juice and you’ll be set

>>15615482
Scale the fuck back, go simple, go classic, and go for good ingredients. I do wanna know what flavors he likes in general to really pick at it, but I've yet to see someone dislike a well-made Martinez (1.5 oz gin, 1.5 oz sweet vermouth, 1 barspoon maraschino liqueur and 2 dashes orange bitters).

how can we make this place less of a sausagefest?
I think that the first step is to not the incels sperging out and to not have oldfags post "tits or gtfo" or whatever, but we also need to promote /ck/ on some place with lots of grills or something, what do you think?

It's winter, so probably something creamy and nice.
Unless you're having it with a meal instead of a dessert or after meal, then look for something refreshing.

If it's with a meal, then it depends on the meal really. What are your plans?

Yo in an attempt to formalise and thus improve the appearance of my problem drinking as I've aged I drink a lot of cocktails. Somehow I get less shitty looks with a post work aperitif and maybe a pre bed digestif than a whole bottle of wine and several beers. I suppose overall the amount drank is also less.

I like generally like stiff drinks on the dry side and try to pair it with the weather, what is being eaten etc. I have a preference for bourbon, gin and tequila as base spirits and herbal, bitter, sour flavours over fruity and sweet.

Simple sour is always great and there is a reason why almost all classic cocktails are built around this.

3 parts spirt, 2 parts sour and 1 part sweet shaken with or without egg white with or without bitters to taste in a rocks glass.

Gin is maybe the best spirit, but bourbon is good for a warmer, sweeter more complex cold weather experience. Lemon and/or lime juice for the sour is fine, I prefer a blend.

Margarita is basically that but with lime and tequila as the spirit with a salt rimmed glass.

Classic daiquiri is basically the same with white rum. I don't bother with the ice/blender shit, maybe a few muddled frozen raspberries and strain it. Planters punch is basically the same with dark rum.

My absolutely favourite cocktail is the negroni with the boulevardier a close second. I tend to go lighter on the campari and heavier on the spirit. I'm also partial to a rusty nail.

There are thousands of cocktails, but to be honest it is best to start out and stick to the classics. They are classic for a reason. A lot of island cocktails are basically the same shit but with rum and either pineapple juice, coconut milk and orange juice, but there are a few notable variations, blue hawaii is tolerable, dark and stormy is a good drink, but keep 2 parts spirit to 3 parts most ginger beer also 1 part lime juice and use bitters.

>>15618207
This is incel heaven since they keep getting their subreddits banned and the alt places like voat and 8meme are dead as fuck. There's no way to make this website less of a sausagefest.

>>15615482
Old fashioned, then blow job till he finishes on your face.

Also in general tits or gtfo fucking LARPer

it's sad the number of retards that doesn't realize this is a guy larping as a girl on 4chan

>>15615482
>1 part cola
>1 part rum
>30 parts chloroform
I call it, "The Forget Me Not"

>>15617903
based.
OP i'd do a nice martini. add a splash of absinthe if he likes anise flavoring. 4 parts gin (i like tanqueray) 1 part dry vermouth (i like dolin). Add ice DO NOT SHAKE, STIR. Pour into chilled glass (not a martini glass, those are fucking retarded). add a twist of lemon. i'd set the ratio at 2.5 oz of gin, one drink can give a nice buzz on an empty stomach.

>>15618341
yuuuuup

>>15618338
>>15618341
Can't stop me getting recipes from you dick faces ;)

>>15618386
i don't care if you're a dude or a chick. happy to share some cocktail recipes with anyone

>>15618341
Dudes can still give blowjobs.

Painkiller:
Rum
Orange juice
Pineapple juice
Coconut cream

>>15618414
What sort of animal recommends a long cocktail like that in February. Lounging by the pool, relaxing in the garden, enjoying the snow and rain.

>>15615483
This. Women are dumb and think too much. Let's us cum all over you and in you and we'll be happy

>>15618414
Looks good but I'd probably swap the rum for tequila.

>>15615482
Mint Julep

4 mint leaves
Couple of ice cubes
2 shots of bourbon
1 tsp powdered sugar

Muddle the mint and sugar inside your wet pussy. Pour in the bourbon, plug up with a sex toy and jump to stir.

Remove plug and pour over ice.

Wala mint Julep ala roastie

Are there any books whether with recipes or just eductional which are good for someone who wants to learn how make decent amount of cocktails? I just want to be a good host and I enjoy making cocktails but I always find myself just looking online for every time I'm hosting a party or something.

>>15615482
Liquid Panty Dropper
1 part each
>Vodka
>Gin
>Coconut Rum
>Tripple Sec
>Peach Schnapps
>Pineapple juice
>Cranberry juice
>Orange juice
Pour over ice, stir to mix, and garnish with a slice of lemon.

>>15618207
/ck/ is majority female. But fuck off back to facebook or whatever if you don't like it.

>>15618840
This isn't true. Every time I post about cooking for my boyfriend, I receive nothing but hatred, vitriol, and anti-trans slurs. This thread alone is also half on topic and half incels

>>15615482
Tits or GTFO

Classic Martini as an aperitif, followed by a nice steak meal and a swallowed blowjob for dessert.

>>15618857
Tranny's aren't women

>>15618939
I'm not even trans

>>15618857
It's true, one of the few boards that are mostly women. And it's 4chan, what the fuck are you expecting but hatred you dumb cunt. Especially when you post you are a woman when it has absolutely no bearing on what you are asking. This isn't reddit, you are not going to get the same thirsty pussy worshiping simps here. Nor does pathetic female insults like "incel" mean anything.

>>15618386
what recipes? have you actually seen recipes on here? you're a fucking moron

>>15618944
>Especially when you post you are a woman when it has absolutely no bearing on what you are asking.
I don't even do that either!

>>15618857
Just because the men here are spergs doesn't mean there aren't tons of women around, they just don't announce themselves due to the aforementioned autism.

Vesper followed by a sloppy blowjob.
Do you give head?

>>15618957
no idiot, it's because they don't exist

I gotta say, nothing quite beats a Sidecar made with good cognac.

>>15618951
Your literal first words in the OP were "femanon here"

>>15618207
No girls allowed on my board!

>>15618967
Whatever you need to tell yourself to feel better, incel.

>>15618976
I'm not the OP!

>>15618983
you have no idea how autistic this website is, and you believe girls actually come here. pathetic

>>15618983
>>15618987
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMjs19AsT-I
>>15618962

>>15618987
So you are attenionwhoring in another woman's thread? Pathetic. Seriously, just fuck off.

>>15618226
gayest post ive ever read

>>15618943
Sure you arent

>>15618207
Where did people like you come from?? Hmmmm

>>15615482
Shot of tequila with viagra dissolved in it

>>15619285
Did you know that if your erection lasts for over four hours on Viagra, you need to consult a doctor because they need to drain the blood out of your dick through a needle so you don't have a heart attack? Don't fuck with Viagra or Cialis unless you can't get hard on your own.

>>15619295
bullshit faggot, i use cialis all the time because i can get drunk and still fuck like a madman

>>15619285
>>15619295
>>15619300
My mate spiked our group with Viagra on a night out.
Funniest shit ever

>>15618207
>we need moar grils, guize! Be nize to summone when dey say dey a gril so meybe moar come and den we hab moar grilz!
You're a simp and a pathetic piece of shit.

>>15615493
you may have some of my very powerful semen, 140 mL worth. mix it with baileys and give to your bf so that he may bear you strong offspring for an everlasting bloodline

>>15615482
I like midori sours
The whole blowjob as gift meme is funny but I actually don't get the hype around blowjobs, sex is better

vodka and black coffee
drink it quickly before you start to taste it

>>15615482
>b&b
boilermaker and a blowjob

>>15618226
Good insight, thanks

>>15618411
the boyfriend part is a larp too.

>>15618226
straightest post ive ever read

>>15619018
as someone who lets his 45 year old divorced neighbor fuck him on the regular, I concur.

>>15619303
>haha i gave u the bonerz :^)
was he a good boy and took care of all of you too?

>>15619359
Perma-virgin

Has somebody invented the women extinction button?
Fuck you Op, I hope you get Cancer and die in a horrible manner.

>>15615493
Either this is bait or you are a stupid cunt. Either way go blow a dude and get the fuck out.

>>15618207
GTFO and kill yourself you scum sucking tranny shitbag. YWNBAW.

>>15615482
2oz gin
2oz simple syrup
1oz lemon juice
Mix and pour over ice

>>15615483
Came here to post this

>>15615482
piss in a cup and serve with a lemon slice

>>15615482
> 1 part ammonia
> 1 part bleach

>>15615493
Im your new bf now.

>>15622156
>>15619018
You guys. Like cocktails are particularly manly anyway? Any discussion of cocktails is going to feel a bit fruity.Thing is, what I'm saying is that I enjoy cocktails which are mostly pure booze over an ice cube or with some lemon to cut it down to the 30% range.

I used to get the train to London and my favourite train drink was a bottle of brandy and a bottle of lemon juice mixed 2:1 in a plastic cup. Like I give a shit if you think that is gay.

>>15622948
more like ...
3oz gin
2oz lemon juice
1oz simple syrup
bitters to taste
shake with ice and strain into a chilled glass.

>>15624364
Fuck you tranny redditor

>>15618351
>Add ice DO NOT SHAKE, STIR
Fuck off, shaken martinis are better. Fully chilled with tiny ice chips when you take that first sip.

Maybe if we spammed all our epic meemees on social media platforms that had a higher amount of LADIES we could attract more of them to /ck/.
Also if we could be a bit less toxic in that "edgy teen boy" kind of way I'm sure we could encourage more female contributors

How do you guys feel about a recurring "Mimosa Monday" thread?

>>15615483
literally this

>>15615483
kinda virginpost. thats not a gift. if my gf said that was the gift id feel scammed and make every dicking a "gift" until we break up inevitably.

>This entire thread

>>15625689
Fuck you simp

>>15615482
Your welcome.

>>15625689
this board already has a pretty high proportion of female users, probably similar to what /x/ has at like 25 to 30%, they're just usually not attention seeking partially because they're as much of a dumpy loser as the average male 4channer

>>15618207
How new are you?