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the ER doctors say my minor bradycardia and episodic arrhythmia with no family history of heart conditions was probably caused by my heavy consumption of energy drinks, coffee and iced tea
i am drinking water today. but if i was sipping today, it's a mango kinda day today.

Just got some more rosa :D

>>15605141
Nice

>>15605141
that's insane dude, you should chill out with that shit

I had Monster Ultra Gold which was delicious, like pineapple.

I really like cherry but it seems like most energy drink brands don't have plain cherry anymore, there used to be a rockstar and a monster ultra black but they've since been discontinued.

>>15605134
how much caffeine do you have a day?

>>15605587
I do not understand why companies get rid of their best flavors. Ultra Black was so good and worth searching for.

>>15605134
I got this call (episodic arrhythmia) about 12 years ago and i quit drinking sips for about 5 years

But today im on 1 or 2 sips a week

>>15605599
sorry to make you wait to sate your curiosity i was having gay sex
at my peak i averaged a pot of coffee per day and 1-2 sips per day
i cut back for the past year to a half pot of coffee per day and 1-2 sips per week, with 3-4 full jugs (1.5 litres) of powdered Nestea iced tea
i now drink maybe 1 mason jar of iced tea every couple days. i feel better. i miss sips.

>>15605134
I was told the same thing, it was horrendous trying to get off of them since I could barely function without drinking at least 2 a day.

>>15605098

>>15605929
yeah the past month has been really hard
good thing my expensive professional certification i am required to take to continue working is being negligently delayed in the last month by the incompetent company that runs the program
what's a good sip for coping with seething hatred of corporate bullshittery? doesn't matter, i cannot drink them. i will go get a slurpee on friday, though.

>>15605141
Wtf literally got this same order today. Are we twins anon?

>>15605141
Both of my bang 12 packs came too! :D

>>15605141
Both of my Bang 12 packs came too! :D
(I got Peach Mango and Bangster Berry)

i had to quit drinking these because of my heart and my brain and jesus christ i'm dying for a pipeline punch

>tfw artificial sweeteners in any amount makes me shit my guts out for a whole day
>cannot enjoy new exciting flavors of energy drinks or soda
suffering, especially since all the new flavors are artificially sweetened

bump

>>15606185
jesus christ

>>15606252
Just drink less often and reduce other stressors on your stomach like spicy foods. I can drink one big white dick every 2 weeks like this with little no repercussions.

>>15605098
yes

>>15605501
this is always mind boggling to me. buying in bulk is cheaper. for some reason when people see you buy in bulk they immediately think im gonna drink it all in one day. you dont see me buy 2 kg potatoes and go "CAREFUL DUDE THATS A LOT OF CARBS" do you?

rate lunch/breakfast

Wow neat thread!

>>15608300
Are the beans soft? 10/10 if yes

>>15605825
Jesus nigga just drink water

>>15608365
of course, straight out of the box

>>15608300
the monster alone is a meal.

>>15606216
why are there so many of you addicted to sips wtf?

bought into the gfuel meme recently. actually really like it. doesn't give me the jitters like coffee and doesn't make my soul feel like it's crumpling like monster does.

>>15608895

>>15605098

Slurp

>>15608094
not the point i was trying to make. i just care about another bros health is all. you're jumping off the walls dude.

>tfw my local convience store still sells ultra black
feels good man
>>15609754
I tried these when I went to St. Petersburg. Good shit. I wish Sova and Burn was sold here.

>>15610188
>Good shit.
It just tastes like Fanta to me

for me it's bangs rainbow unicorn

>>15605134
This shit is sooo good

>>15605098
I can't sip. I got a condition.

>>15610172
Thats typically addicts respond when people genuinely try to give them help. He's too far gone, anon. Only he can save himself.

>>15605098
i used to drink black stallion back in the late 90s, tried a red bull once, it was gross.

never tried monster, whats it taste like?

Why is it so good?

I drink java monster every morning and it's very pleasant.

>>15605098
got a can of nos to try

>>15605515
WHERE DID YOU FIND IT/WHAT STATE

Too good.

>Ultra Black officially discontinued
Fuck bros.
I'm getting flashbacks from when they got rid of yellow sips back in 2017.
/sip/ threads back then were really something else.

>>15611309
>give help
>by overreacting to bulk buy
you are acting like you're the fucking saint of energy drinks. how have you "saved" me by saying "hey careful dude"? holy shit now that you said it, thank you. all my life i've never realised i could be careful before. fuck, thanks dude. you saved my life.

>>15612153
yeah most people definitely do not bulk buy cans of slurry made out of two of the most addictive substances known to humans
most people also don't aggressively react to completely normal and innocuous comments regarding their purchases anonymously on the internet
seriously consider getting help

>>15612153
You are really getting personal over nothing at all. Super defensive for no reason. He was just being nice, you dont need to act like a jackass.

>>15612163
ah fuck thanks for saving me again. i really should get help. you are definitely the saint of energy drinks. what would i do without you man. honestly posting on /ck/ has saved my life. the next few decades until my retirement ill think of you.

>>15612186
fuck you're right. when people make assumptions about you and act like they're above it all, they should be rewarded. i forgot how that works. you saved me as well man, thanks again. should i go see someone about being a jackass as well? or would that be me being defensive? fuck i dont know please educate me

>>15612244

>>15612265
>muh reackshun image
so you cant even refute the uselessness of your original statement? you just say that shit like you're programmed to and im suppose to give a generic response? god this general is a wasteland

>>15605098
I’m on a sip break, had too many ultra whites within last week due to deadlines and I felt like shit. Decided to have a week of break to go through caffeine withdrawal, headaches etc. Gonna /sip/ slowly tomorrow on some ultra red

>>15612286
Do you have autism? Jesus christ take a chill pill. Listen to yourself. I wasnt even the original anon you were replying to.

>Do you have autism? Jesus christ take a chill pill. Listen to yourself. I wasnt even the original anon you were replying to.

>>15612307
yes i should have been able to tell that you were not the original poster due to the anonymous nature of the board. you're right again

>>15612315
>autism confirmed
good luck with that.

>>15612327
>a-autism
all these replies yet no one addressed the stupidity of over-reaction to bulk-buy. well im out of materials, you fags are no fun.

>>15609754
this shit has 78 grams of sugar per can, that's fucking insane

>>15610172
>>15611309
>>15612153
>>15612163
>>15612186
>>15612244
>>15612265
>>15612286
>>15612307
>>15612315
Seethe cope ITT though

>>15612291
>Gonna /sip/ slowly tomorrow on some ultra red
Enjoy it, fren

>>15612440
Swedish Win

Bros, is red piss good or bad?

>Bros, is red piss good or bad?

Why does Monster have such good looking cans? Do you think other companies get embarrassed seeing their product get overshined on the shelf next to them?

>>15612440
>>15612705
sameswede

>>15612440
>though

>>15612440
another victory for the swedebros

sneed loves monster

>>15612378
Who cares, not like I’m getting any younger anyways.

>>15609754
>>15614032
What did this flavor taste like?

Monsters which aren't sugar free should all get a sugarless version..

Pipeline Punch is their best shit but loaded with deadly sugar.

My top 7.

>>15614383
Monsters which are sugar free should all get a sugar version..

Sugar free taste like ass
Just drink in moderation you fat fucks.

>>15614489
I don't see the difference, in fact I think coke 0 tastes better than regular cola, and I'm not alone

>>15605515
I tried one the other day and while good it was hard to finish the can because pineapple is one of those flavors I'm used to in small doses.

>>15611771
What's it taste like? I gave up non-zero drinks a long time ago but I miss Pacific Punch most of all.

>>15611999
The best. Capri Sun pacific cooler but as an energy drink. God I'd kill for a good zero version.

>>15614383
Isn't that what Rosa is? I never had pipeline punch but many people say that's what it tastes like. To me it tastes like rainbow sherbet from baskin robins.

Can't find Reign jalapeno strawberry anywhere; quite a shame. Tried dragonfruit, and it was meh. I also bought a can of "white gummy bear" flavor, which I'll try in the morning.

>>15614708
I was planning on getting a cn of the gummy bear reign tommorow, but I'll wait for your review before I buy it.

I switch between Monster White and this. Trying to cut back on the artificial sweeteners.

>>15605515
I've had it a few times, is it just me or does it taste like the original? I like it and all but I just taste the original monster with a little bit of pineapple

I wish they would bring this back some day

>>15606252
I know that feel and it blows. I can't even enjoy half a can. For me, it's the 300mg of caffeine that's a problem, like a lot of people get with high amounts of caffeine. It's the erythritol and other sugar alcohols. I'll get the burst of energy from the caffeine and vitamins, but around 8-12 hours later it's like an earthquake in my stomach and a tsunami out my ass.
I still will try any new flavor of the sugar free kinds, even knowing full well I'll pay for it later. Curiosity killed the cat and all that.
I will say, though, if I'm occasionally having stomach issues, it's probably the tastiest way to solve the issue.

>>15614708
That one was okay but I found the jalapeno flavor to be too artifical

I have drank at least 1 every day for a decade.

>>15614708
>>15614732
Update on the gummy bear flavor: Kind of gross. It tastes like a gummy bear, but there's something a bit off about it. Drinkable, and I bet some people would love it, but I don't.

>>15618102
Hmm, how sweet is it?

>>15605515
I got a four pack, It's damn good. The pineapple is much more subtle than you'd expect, not like an overly sweet 'candy' pineapple flavor.
>>15611982
WA state, Walmart

>>15609734
Greatest Of All Time. Tastes like red bull poured into martinelli's apple cider, which I really enjoy doing.

I'm a NOS nigger, dont care it's my life.

>>15617472
Serious question, are you experiencing hair loss?

>>15619394
...Yeah, why?

What's the best place to purchase monster energy drinks?

>>15605098
I read that as "edgy drinks"

I think I'd like to try some of the energy drinks without caffeine.
I only ever usually have one a week max. I just like the taste.

>>15608395
well, in my case I only drank one of them a day and I quit about 6 months ago. caffeine is just super addictive and also that flavor is tasty

>>15618106
Very sweet and candy-ish, but nowhere near toxic levels like in a Bang drink

>>15605098
>sipping

>>15605098
For me it's the Four Loko Tom Collins tonight.

>>15620537
fancy

>>15620541
You have poor taste in Four Loko flavors.

>>15620543
What about this?

>>15620548
degenerate

been destroying bottes of rum /vodka/whiskey for months plus energy drinks and my heart is beating weird am i gonna die soon? yes... but absolute zero monster is good. too good. ill take the death aslong as i get that monster good good

>>15619410
I've just heard that drinking energy drinks regularily can cause hair loss in young men. I've got one good friend who will drink one or two monsters a day and he's losing his hair early. Could be a coincidence though, I don't know.

Thanks for answering me btw

>>15605134
Had exactly the same. The funny thing is I never really drank the for the energy just the flavour. Now I wonder why there aren't drinks out there with the flavour but none of the crazy shit.

>>15606185
fucking based

>>15605098
>>15621722

>>15621725
Yeah but they taste good and I literally can’t function as a human being without them.

>>15621762
subhuman

Have a Banana

you think monster is going to have that can tab promotion again?

what prizes do you want?