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webms of people cooking shit that makes you wonder where the human race went wrong to allow such atrocious actions

>> No.15608691

>>15608687
Jesus christ...

>> No.15608706
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>>15608687
Mama mia

>> No.15608736

>>15608687
Sometimes people learn wrong and they need to be told to knock that shit out. My gf was told that boiling ice tea and lemonade mix then cooling them makes them better. Every day in my large pot she would boil lemonade like a retard.

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>>15608736
Why to you miscegenate with _____?

>> No.15608747

>>15608687
>removing the disgusting tasting grease
ok
>rinses the cooked meat with water
why

>> No.15608748

god i want to stomp her fucking head

>> No.15608757

>>15608687
technically less calories, so if that's what she's going for.. good job

>>15608736
Maybe if it has extra sugar in it then boiling it does help, because sugar doesn't dissolve in cold water the same way as it does in hot.

>> No.15608760

>>15608687
90% of that 'disgusting grease' is water. Water that she drained then replaced with water from the tap.

>> No.15608770

>>15608687
Oh my fucking god
I hope someone slapped her for that

>> No.15608955

>>15608687
Pretty sure that's meant to be a joke, like those "washing your bread" vids.

>> No.15608975

>>15608747
>grease
Holy mother of cringe

>> No.15608976

my female friend is always trying to give me cooking advice she will never explain why i should do something tho, everything she says starts with
>you don't do that..
>thats not how you do it..
>you are doing that wrong

i feel like she thinks because she's a woman she knows how to cook

>> No.15608993

>>15608687
>dumping grease down the drain
ngmi

>> No.15609018

>>15608955
its a lot of meat to spend on a stupid joke

>> No.15609023

>>15608976
ask her why, or what s the purpose, or where she learned it

>> No.15609027

>>15608993
t. landleech

>> No.15609037

>>15608687
Disgusting ugly Bitch.

>> No.15609063

>>15608687
I don't get it

>> No.15609081

>>15609018
Its ground beef bro, its cheap in first world countries.

>> No.15609094

>>15609081
It's still a waste.

>> No.15609099

>>15609081
It being cheap doesn't mean it's a-okay to waste it for a retarded tiktak video.

>> No.15609104

>>15609094
>>15609099
How is she wasting it though? Is tapwater made of poison in your country or?

>> No.15609109

I think most women are bad cooks because they don't really like eating. They have an unhealthy relationship with food because they are afraid to get fat, so every time they eat anything it results in a mix of guilt and shame. Rinsing ground beef and eating quinoa should be understood as disordered behaviors that they do because they are mentally ill

>> No.15609110

>>15609104
>Is tapwater made of poison in your country
In the USA, yes.

>> No.15609119

>>15609104
Those sentances made no sense at all.

>> No.15609124

>>15609110
Understandable, have a nice day.

>> No.15609128

>>15609104
or what? Finish your thought, zoomie

>> No.15609132

>>15608747

> Disgusting tasting Grease

You mean delicious fat

>> No.15609139

>>15609128
Or is it drinkable like it should be in any normal country.

>> No.15609143

>>15608687
Dated a woman who used to do this when she made taco meat. Baffling.

>> No.15609183

>>15609132
I hope you at least partially drain your tacos anon, nobody wants meat swimming in grease.

>> No.15609216

Do Americans really?

>> No.15609228

>webm thread
>only one webm

>> No.15609242

>>15609027
You will never own a home.

>> No.15609284

>>15608687
>what I learned in nutrition
>fat is icky

dumb cunt

>> No.15609295

>>15608976
Wrong, you're assuming a woman needs a reason for thinking something when they don't.

>> No.15609298

>>15608687
i've done this before, but only because the cap of my liquid smoke fell off and half the bottle went into my chilli.

>> No.15609323

>>15609119
Based retard

>> No.15609363
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Never understood people that drain fat from meat like this. it makes it taste better and it's a good source of low GI energy. When I'm cooking ground beef I add butter to make it even more delicious. Probably because of retarded boomers like my mum think that fat is unhealthy while eating highly processed white bread and nutella every day.

And no I'm not going to contribute to the thread

>> No.15609432

>>15609363
if youre makign something like chili excess fat from the ground beef makes it taste too rich. people who dont strain their soups are the worst

>> No.15609434

>>15609363
drain the first sweat of excess water, then add a little fat back in if you dont want your meat to be grey sad boiled and boring

>> No.15609435

>>15609363
I know that feeling. MIL will try to makeme use virgin olive oil to fry becaue animal fat is unhealthy. Yes, frying as in frying schnitzel at high temperatures. And her constant complaiing that I need to eat more fruits instead of "dangerous amounts of meat". Meanwhile I regularly make myself some tea at night just to see her snacking at thick nutella toasts and drinking orange juice by the gallon. Than she has the nerv to tell me she can't eat dinner with us because she has to look out for her figure.

Boomers are a plague to this planet.

>> No.15609437

>>15608757
>sugar doesn't dissolve in cold water the same way as it does in hot.
Is this true? it might dissolve faster, but how can it dissolve differently? are you suggesting it affects the taste?

>> No.15609439

>>15609432
>too rich
No such thing.

>> No.15609446

>>15608687
all women should be killed

>> No.15609455

>>15609434
that sounds like a good idea, how do you get the water off? baster?
>>15609439
this guys gets it
>>15609446
wew

>> No.15609476

>>15608687
The absolute state of white people

>> No.15609498

>>15609432
I regularly add 30g of butter per serving to my goulash and people love it, always asking me what my sescret ingredient is. People love richness. No idea where you have that silly idea from. Must be a woman.

>> No.15609522

>>15608687
I will never understand why people rinse stuff under cold water. You've just cooked food until piping hot and the first thing you do to rice and meat is make it cold again? WHY?

>> No.15609556

>>15609522
who the fuck rinses rice after cooking it?

>> No.15609580

>>15609556
You miss all those uncle tom fired rice videos or whatever he's called? The British.

>> No.15609582

>>15609580
apparently so

>> No.15609678

>>15609081
not in B.C Canada, beef costs and arm and a leg. the fuck kind of utopia do you live in

>> No.15609709

>>15608687
Disappointed it didn't melt through her plastic strainer

>> No.15609733

>>15609183
Ground beef tcos? What are you from the midwest or the retarded south?

>> No.15609737

>>15609437
>>15608736
I'm no /sci/fag but she could actually be making a supersaturated solution by heating the water before adding the sugar based mix. Essentially making simple syrup and a lemonade with a higher sugar content than what cold water could absorb. She probably was fat as fuck though

>> No.15609758

>>15609678
He said first world

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>>15608687

>> No.15609776

>>15609733
Guarantee they taste better than whatever hipster swill meme tacos your fat ass eats.

>> No.15609779

>>15609771
>in this moment I'm euphoric

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>>15609435
Heh, I'll give your MIL some dangerous amounts of meat.

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>> No.15609789

>>15609446
Your mother and grandmother are women.

>> No.15609800
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Rinsing the beef is pretty smart and makes for a better lasagna.

>> No.15609863

>>15609784
No, you wouldn't. She has a massive gut, skinny legs and a introverted ass as well as such a massive double hanging skin curtain from her chin that it looks inhuman from all that tanning and nutella snacking.

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>>15609786
cease this

>> No.15609899

>>15609789
Why would you assume he doesn't know that or that he has a positive relationship with either of them or that either or both of them are even still alive?

>> No.15610156

>>15608687
When will retards stop falling for the clickbait of TikTok hoes? She knows what she's doing, and you're giving her the attention that she craves. Zoomers are the the most retarded generation of the past century.

>> No.15610205

>>15608976
first girlfriend i lived with 'sperged out a multitude of times over minor cooking things because it was doing it slightly different than how her mother did it. she was too autistic to do things in any way but how she was taught or how the box says to cook, she would get mad at minor things like a frozen pizza not being ready exactly when the box said it should be ready instead of just cooking it a little longer.

>> No.15610221

>>15609771
what was in the oven

>> No.15610226

>>15609737
There's no way it would be superstaurated at fridge temperature unless she adds a lot of extra sugar. drinking that sugary shit to begin with is dumb tho

>> No.15610238

>>15609776
shitty ground beef with a packet of taco seasoning will never be as good as carnitas or even simple grilled steak

>> No.15610268

>>15610238
Not even how I make them. Enjoy your $8 a taco shitpotle

>> No.15610290

>>15608687
>3rd place seeing this webm in an hour
Buy a fucking banner

>> No.15610330

>>15609139
It's not the fact that she washed it, it's that she thought that meat fried in it's own rendered fat is 'disgusting'.

When i make our family's hell foods, Gorp, you need to leave the rendered fat in because of the ground beef is one of the primary ingredients

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>>15609800
I cannot be convinced that Kay is not deliberate, even a 65 iq mongoloid would understand that burned food is not good for you. Fuck, he even has a second person right next to her, is the combined brainpower of two people not enough to come to the conclusion that a mistake was made when you have burned pasta, dry rice and boiled mince?

My theory is that her cooking videos are kind of a scam in an effort to prove to the UK benefits people that she is mentally disabled and eligible for gubbament gibs.

>> No.15610378

>>15610221
have you never seen a fucking ham

>> No.15610410

>>15609786
bri'ish mince

>> No.15610454

Why does that mince look like an actual fucking brick holy shit that's disgusting

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I taught my little girl to do this. Makes it tons healthier but hard to clean strainers.

>> No.15610477

>>15610474
what do you mean by healthier?

>> No.15610500

>>15610477
Means it's better for you to eat and will aid in nourishing you and keeping you strong instead of one day it adding to your detriment.

>> No.15610510 [DELETED] 

>>15610474
>cp treasures
For real. That stuff is like gold to me these days. I have a four bay NAS in RAID-5 protecting my treasure. It's getting so rare to find the good quality gold.

>> No.15610511

>>15610500
Why is beef fat unhealthy?

>> No.15610518

>>15610474
Use metal and not plastic and don't get the kind with the shitty lip that traps shit in it.

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>>15608687
>draining the meat
That's fine
>RINSING THE MEAT
DIE

>> No.15610534 [DELETED] 

>>15610511
Ups the saturated fat, ups the ldl cholesterol... I forgot what else, but most importantly if I have too much of it, it makes my stomach sick so I take that as a good indication that it may not be right for my body.

>> No.15610541 [DELETED] 

>>15610525
Rinsing is more effective. This is a unarguable fact.

>> No.15610549

>>15608687
Do americans really?

>> No.15610559

>>15610541
You wash away all the seasonings, though.

>> No.15610573 [DELETED] 

>>15610559
>meat
>seasoning

Lol wut? If you want seasoning, just put it on after. Cmon people I know you aren't this stupid.

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Please appreciate my horrifying contribution

>> No.15610585

>>15610573
you don't season your meat? what are you, japanese?

>> No.15610588

>>15610525
Rinsing is just water, it evaporates back off as soon as the heat is on.

>> No.15610621

>girl I was living with had her friend over
>I was boiling some water
>put a lid on top for it to boil faster
>they told me that I should prop the lid open with a spoon to speed up boiling
>explain the physics of why that's fucking retarded
>basically get back "it just works trust me ;)"

>> No.15610645

>>15610581
God i hate women

>> No.15610660 [DELETED] 

>>15610645
Dont forget jews, blacks and mexicans.

>> No.15610704

>>15609771
>Soon

>> No.15610712

>>15609780
That's just sad, i feel bad for her

>> No.15610721

>>15610581
That bitch is like 8 feet tall, are we sure thats a real woman and not a coked out tranny?

>> No.15610731

>>15610378
Yes. It doesn't look like that thing in the oven

>> No.15610739

>>15609678
I live in Vic and beef is often hella cheap at my local grocer
Are you exclusively shopping at Save On or something?

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>>15610731
rotate this 90 degrees and it's the same.

>> No.15610757

>>15610741
American ham looks sad

>> No.15610784

>>15610739
any loblaws establishment. like 50 bucks for a pack of chicken breast

>> No.15610791

>>15609027
t. rentcuck

Stay mad and most importantly stay poor

>> No.15610806

>>15610238
>carnitas
Enjoy your flap meat or whatever horrible cut of beef you use fucking dirty spic

>> No.15610812

>>15610757
>obsessed

>> No.15610821

>>15610806
Carnitas is made from pork shoulder, retard. It's literally just pulled pork that's fried in its rendered fat.

>> No.15610823

>>15608687
uhh i never cook meat mum does it everyday: can someone explains to me, in layman's terms, what's wrong with her?

>> No.15610829

>>15610205
pls gib me autistic gf I'm very lonely

>> No.15610831
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>pay for fatty meat
>throw away a large part of it

>> No.15610838

>>15610821
I stand corrected but my point is made too late.

>> No.15610853

>>15608747
anon, actual human beings only eat meat a few times a week at most, and beef only a couple times a month.i understand this is difficult for an ameriblob like you to understand but most people are healthy and have clear arteries, and won't drop dead of a heart attack from a little bit of beef fat now and again. of course, eating 3 burgers a day like you do i can understand why you'd want those burgers to be low-fat

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>>15609771

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Proper way of preparing a chicken. You may think it's retarded, but it makes a difference in the end.

>> No.15610894

>>15608687
This stupid cunt is allowed to vote.

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>>15610853
>most people are healthy and have clear arteries

I agree beef fat is healthy. But most actual human beings die from heart attacks.

I honestly blame refined seed oils and their lobbyists more than beef fat though. Considering heart disease was damn near unheard of until crisco was invented.

>> No.15610903

>>15609800
do sc*ts really?

>> No.15611002

>>15610896
>diarrhoreal diseases
LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL

>> No.15611014

>>15610853
Are you seriously blaming meat for clogged artheries? Your body is perfectly fine with a diet mainly made out of animal products. Stop falling for retarded propaganda.

“Hunter Gatherers got 68% of their calories from animal products, seasonally resp. more”
>In this review we have analyzed the 13 known quantitative dietary studies of HG and demonstrate that animal food actually provided the dominant (65%) energy source, while gathered plant foods comprised the remainder (35%). This data is consistent with a more recent, comprehensive review of the entire ethnographic data (n=229HG societies) that showed the mean subsistence dependence upon gathered plant foods was 32%, whereas it was 68% for animal foods. Other evidence, including isotopic analyses of Paleolithic hominid collagen tissue, reductions in hominid gut size, low activity levels of certain enzymes, and optimal foraging data all point toward a long history of meat-based diets in our species.
https://www.nature.com/articles/1601353
https://web.archive.org/web/20190514095546/https://www.nature.com/articles/1601353

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>>15611036

>> No.15611044

>>15611002
That's just pajeets dying of cholera.
That's why you take the poo to the loo.

>> No.15611047

>>15610238
facts dont listen to these cooklet retards that cant even be bothered to stop by a taco truck once in their life

>> No.15611051

>>15609446
I agree with this statement. The WQ must be answered

>> No.15611056

>>15610205
frozen pizza never comes out cooked enough following the boxes directions. an extra 3-4 minutes is perfect, if its not crispy with caramelized cheese its not done

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>> No.15611091

>>15610871
Gonna have to try that sometime.

>> No.15611098

>>15611084
Food is bad is what you are saying?

>> No.15611102

>>15611084
>Carrot tartare
Maybe it's because I'm a Polack, but that one pissed me off the most.

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>>15611098
I assumed retarded cooking included retarded presentation

>> No.15611145

>>15609446
I'm not sure

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>>15611133
I'd love to try this, but my freezer doesn't get down to freezing temps anymore so its just a 50 degree refridge.

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>> No.15611209

>>15611172
Looks like a turd.

>> No.15611239

>>15611172
Is that even safe to eat?

>> No.15611249

>>15610853
Tfw I'm an american and I made three cheeseburgers for dinner yesterday and enjoyed them all

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>>15611239
Probably, but probably tastes like shit

>> No.15611259

>>15611039
I would eat the bejeezus out of a mile high lasagna

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>> No.15611294

>>15611268
This isnt so bad. I'd love to eat this as long as it was nice and hot.

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>> No.15611314

>>15611014
hunter-gatherers were also pagan so i dont really care what they thought or ate

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>>15611300
What did I just watch?
Do vegans actually do this?

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>>15611323
Tastes just like the real thing

>> No.15611352

>>15610829
you dont want it, the mind games are even worse than regular women because they are wired in such a crazy way.

>>15611056
thats easy for you to say, as far as she was concerned the pizza went in for 15 minutes and after 15 minutes it wasnt done yet then the box fucking lied to her.

>> No.15611371

>>15611300
why even bother draining the tofu when the fake turkey is so dry?

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>>15611371
You ALWAYS drain your tofu anon

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>> No.15611439

Does anybody have that classic video of the woman dicing a whole onion using a bread knife or whatever? Not just that clip but the whole video.

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>>15611439
The original video is long gone, same as her awful, nightmare-inducing meatball one

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1613683192795.webm

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>> No.15611462

>>15608975
What?

>> No.15611476

>>15608976
My ex was like this and her cooking sucked, mainly because she was a fatass and only made carbs but also because she just thought everything had to be done the random way her mom did.

>> No.15611486

>>15609109
Seems reasonable, I guess that's why all of those instagram thots moralize their decision to eat a normal sized meal.

>> No.15611494

>>15608687
>pound of beef in ziplock bag
>"greece is disgusting el oh el ecks dee try keto sweaty"
>plastic spatula
>rinses cooked beef
>nonstick pan
of course this is a woman

>> No.15611501

>>15611449
Thanks you based anon. The garlic "peeling" physically hurt to watch

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>> No.15611506

>>15611379
I know, that's what I was told, and when I was vegetarian that's what I would do. Wasted a shitload of paper towels, and the final result was always shit.

But that's really for frying, The turkey was wrapped up and baked, and the end result was some dry shit.

Idk. I'm just glad I realized animal abstinence is stupid. I had a beautiful duck I raised and slaughtered and butchered myself for thanksgiving. Better than any shit pale cafo turkey.

>> No.15611520

>>15611323
Yes.
Malnutrition makes you retarded.

>> No.15611539

>>15611411
If you don't want to use paper towels to dry a chicken, you fucking spatchcock it and put it in a hot oven for 5 minutes.

>> No.15611563

>>15611314
you really are a sad loser

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>> No.15611641

>>15611250
>but probably tastes like shit
Noma has been considered the best restaurant in the world for a while senpai

>> No.15611645
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>>15611641
Maybe, but rotten carrot fried in camomile butter is probably not their piece de resistance

>> No.15611681
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>>15611645
The man was mummifying meats in a shack behind the restaurant last time Bourdain visited. He goes boldly where no man has gone before.

>> No.15611729
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>>15611681
don't encourage this gibberish

>> No.15611738

>>15609437
did you pass the seventh grade chemistry classes? solubility increased with temperature.

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>>15611039
>no ricotta

>> No.15611755

>>15611172
it looks like a mummy dick

>> No.15611763

>>15611729
Cooking food on the hot tar is something french labourers have been doing for a long time, that's not a restaurant.

>> No.15611787

>>15611641
By who? Random blogger faggots?

>> No.15611862

>>15611039
bigyikes
it looks DRY and ashy

>> No.15611868
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>> No.15611899

>>15611681
>Bourdain
filtered

>> No.15611916
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>>15609786
related

>>15611868
Salô 2021.webm

>> No.15611919

>>15610721
yeah, that's most likely a severely autistic tranny.

>> No.15611928

>>15609434
or just dust your meat with a small amount of baking soda

>> No.15611937

>>15611067
>build your own pizza
>but mom, I can't use an oven at school
>shut up before you get the belt again

>> No.15611950

>>15611133
I don't see what's wrong with this desu

>> No.15611962
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>>15611916
Jesus, get it together!

>> No.15611969

>>15611916
Where can I get a stove with Pokemon ball eyes?

>> No.15612010
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>>15611300
>>15611323
My whole family is vegan except me. Looks like Thanksgiving dinner for the past 5 years

>> No.15612017
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>>15612010
Have you tried it?

>> No.15612018

>>15608687
the fat is the healthiest part of meat

>> No.15612042

>>15608976
why are you friends with a woman? you sound like a faggot

>> No.15612047

>>15612017
I thought "well I could try this with my gf" until the sauce. Fuck vegans.

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>>15609446
we may not be blood related, but you sure as hell are my bro

>> No.15612055

>>15611036
>using canned sauce
for fucks sake

>> No.15612067

>>15611239
It's a piece of root, what the fuck you think? That is magically turns bad when it's not harvested? Dumb fucking urbanite retard

>> No.15612069

>>15611036
thats not 6lbs of beef

>> No.15612071
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>>15612047

>> No.15612076
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>>15612069
beef for dys

>> No.15612082

>>15611335
what is so wrong about an egg? do people really do this?

>> No.15612088

>>15611172
I usually don't get the noma hate but the plating on that looked awful wtf

>> No.15612095
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>>15612082

>> No.15612099
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>>15612095

>> No.15612103

>>15611449
this isn't the worst webm in the thread

>> No.15612108
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>>15612099
dubs

>> No.15612113
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>>15612108

>> No.15612117

>>15609678
Duncan here. I buy from an actual butcher and it's not all that expensive.

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>>15612095
>>15612099
>>15612108
>>15612113
r u ok?

>> No.15612127

>>15609771
the king of/ck/

>> No.15612131

>>15611787
Guide de Michelin

>> No.15612141
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>>15612126
always bby

>> No.15612147

>>15612126
They're different

>> No.15612150

>>15611268
that looks like a dope superbowl thing

>> No.15612155

>>15612017
I'm sure this tastes excellent.
>>15612047
Just use a meat-based gravy. I made vegan burgers recently and topped them off with bacon - delish! I often take vegan recipes and corrupt them with a nice slab of meat.

>> No.15612160

>>15611455
who the fuck puts pork roll on bread?

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>>15612147
and here I thought you were having an aneurysm

>> No.15612188

>>15611300
looks like compressed poop

>> No.15612208

>>15610525
>draining the meat
>thats fine
what the fuck is wrong with you? And why do so many amerimutts agree with this? You are removing additional taste. You are making the dish blander

>> No.15612217

>>15612165
based andy

>> No.15612222

>>15611268
Ukelele music the webm.

>> No.15612225

>>15612208
I thought the problem was we eat too much grease? Make up your mind you pathetic subhumans

>> No.15612230

>>15612095
>egg noodles
>without flour
why are we still here? just to suffer?

>> No.15612234

>that grip on the pan
Immediately knew it was some dumbfuck white girl.

>> No.15612251

>>15612225
No, the problem is that you're butchering the dish. You are doing something that makes the dish worse and something that is just so retarded that i cant even fathom how retarded you must be. It should be common sense not to do something like that after you've eaten a dish like that once. If you cant even realize that then you are actually fucking retarded.
>oh yeah lets make this retarded fucking decision and make it blander, oh yes im so not retarded

>> No.15612264

>>15612042
she's really my mates gf who i fucking hate but she wormed into our fucking discord and does nothing but bang on about feminism

>> No.15612268

>>15610581
This give me anxiety

>> No.15612271

>>15610621
>roasties never learned pv=nrt
figures

>> No.15612276

>>15612268
I was scanning for a liveleak logo, that looked fucking dangerous.

>> No.15612278

>>15609023
i have.
her replies
>just nooo (annoying voice)
>because its the right way (annoying voice)
>its how you are supposed to do it (annoying voice)

>> No.15612290

>>15611729
This is the dumbest shit I've seen so far

>> No.15612295

>>15611476
although I've never tried her cooking i know it would suck, she's the looking up a recipe once is cheating kind. she once told me about the best thing she ever made, it had soy sauce, sliced beef and pasta in it and some other strange shit

>> No.15612297

>>15611868
When did Germans and poop become synonymous and why?

>> No.15612313

>>15608955
I doubt it, I've seen people do it. More commonly people will rinse ground deer to lessen the gamey flavor. But I've seen people do it with beef too, who knows why.

>> No.15612316

>>15612297
80s
Censorship and that

>> No.15612317

>>15609678
Is the /pol/ meme legit?

>> No.15612323

>>15608687
I don't eat red meat. beef fat clogs the arteries and plumbing.
any women reading this - if you like eating a lot, stick with starches and use artificial sweetener to flavor them.

>> No.15612325

>>15612251
There are different grades of ground beef, some are very fatty, like 30%. If you didn't drain it whatever you cook is going to be floating in a puddle of grease.

>> No.15612329

>>15609678
Post the in-store prices, leaf.

>> No.15612339

>>15611950
Because it's basically just a gimmick

>> No.15612348

>>15608760
esp considering there's no visible fat in that fucking rancid bleach stain coloured mince

>> No.15612365

>>15612208
>additional taste
That's what seasonings are for dumdum.

>> No.15612372

>>15609678
colville, wa is only 1.99/lb for 80/20 ground beef. seen way worse though.

>> No.15612377

>>15610757
why?

>> No.15612380

>>15612313
If the fags here tried to leave the fat in deer meat it would completely change their opinion about "added flavor". Disgusting.

>> No.15612401

>>15611239
heritage carrots r pretty common where i live n pretty tasty too, you dont have to cook them for a fucking hour and a half like this dickhead

>> No.15612423

I ate salad for the first time earlier this week after spending the last 8 months eating primarily meat.
My shit was green and there were still leaves in it.

>> No.15612427

>>15608687
>didn't put soap
at least make the video more credible

>> No.15612438

>>15611039
why is there no ricotta that isnt lasagna

>> No.15612441

>>15612372
I can get 90/10 in spokane for $2.39/lb

>> No.15612446

>>15611067
get real no neurotic white woman would ever put this much effort into their kid

>> No.15612451

>>15612380
Yeah still drain the fat, rinsing isn't necessary. I don't mind a gamey flavor though. My mother and grandmother would both rinse it but I guess that was also generally when using it in place of ground beef.

>> No.15612457

>>15611192
id give it a try

>> No.15612459

>>15612441
i've been down to spokane a few times and have seen 2.99/lb at Rosaur's but nothing higher. i wonder how much that B.C. anon is paying for his beef.

>> No.15612466

>>15612297
I worked for an internet billing provider back in the wild and wooly days of the aughts. In those days, Visa wasn't quite so particular on what we processed for in the international market, and we specialized in porn. We had quite a few german clients, because they couldn't get a processor in their country. If they were in the States, we wouldn't have been able to process for them, either. Because nearly all of them were peddling scat. The ones that weren't, were peddling bestiality.

At the time, it was entirely legal to make such porn in Germany, but good luck finding a way to sell it. Don't know, though I doubt, that it's still legal there, but germans fucking love shit. No idea why.

>> No.15612500

>>15611937
kek

>> No.15612506

>>15609109
>eating quinoa
quinoa's good. i put it in the rice cooker with cherry tomatoes. trying to think of a good dressing to go with it, though

>> No.15612507

>>15609018
>$10 with of ground beef
>Probably got $8,000 in donations from thirsty beta simps

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>>15612329
>in-store prices
got a few
>>15612317
its not a pol meme, our prices are fucked up

>> No.15612582

>>15612126
desu that might be his best meal

>> No.15612588

Why are vegans okay with eating yeast? Fungi have feelings too.

>> No.15612604

>>15612562
thats horrendous, that same thing of costco steak would be half the price here, and that's still not an amazing price. I feel bad for you canadabro

>> No.15612627

>>15611754
>>15612438

t. Americans

>> No.15612631

>>15611084
If I think of this as satire, it's actually really funny

>> No.15612638
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>>15609779
Excellent

>> No.15612648

>>15612562
Wtf you can get that here for around $6/lb sometimes less.

>> No.15612652

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

Careful with this one. It’s powerful

>> No.15612656

>>15612071
>has a meaty texture
This is the ultimate vegan cope
No it does not have a "meaty texture"

>> No.15612657

>>15611937
Kek'd hard.

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>> No.15612694

>>15612665
Instant mashed potatoes are a lot cheaper than potato chips lol, and faster.

>> No.15612712

>>15612506
If you like blue cheese, something with that. If not, tzatziki.

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>>15612582
yeah, it's passable with the right spices. doesn't look like you would suffer a stroke from eating it.

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>>15612694
Do you expect her to buy poor people food? What will her friends think if they see her buy instant mashed potatoes in the store?

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>>15612652
essential coo/ck/ing. I'm baffled that he is still alive and seems unharmed by his past shenanigans.

>> No.15612738
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>>15612731
>grease leaking out the taco
he needs pic related

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>>15608687
>washing the cooked beef in water

>> No.15612870

>>15612588
that would mean they dont eat bread so yes

>> No.15612889

>>15609437
No she'd have to use tons of sugar before it would be saturated.

>> No.15612892

>>15611411
Just leave it uncovered in the fridge overnight

>> No.15612899

>>15612225
It's not. Grease is good.

>> No.15612912

>>15612297
jewish defamation after ww2

>> No.15612913

>>15609780
>>15610712
It's fake.

>> No.15612915

>>15609363
Not everyone wants yucky greasy ground beef that leaves a film on your lips. I drain the fat

>> No.15612976

>>15608687
Holy fuck

>> No.15612987

>>15609899
Shut your faggot mouth.

>> No.15613011

>>15610660
rent free

>> No.15613043

>>15611738
did you pass fucking English? He acknowledged that things dissolve faster in hot liquids previous anon said sugar doesn't dissolve "in the same way", so he was asking for clarification

>> No.15613058

>>15612278
many women are like this
not just in regards to cooking, but almost on almost any topic they just do not understand the concept of explanation

>> No.15613075

>>15612264
many such cases

>> No.15613087

>>15609789
mothers dont count as women everyone knows that

>> No.15613098

>>15611192
Does not sound very appetizing.
But I would still give it a try.

>> No.15613107

>>15608687
you know what? it's time for me to admit something I have been lying to myself about for years.

I hate women.

>> No.15613111

>>15609789
Have you MET those cunts?

>> No.15613114

>>15610238
unironically wrong, and sad

even the greasiest, spic-ified illegal taco stand cannot beat moms old fashioned tacoritos. there is something wrong with you on a deep, intrinsic level if you don't find ground beef, shitty mccormick seasoning (or homemade ig) fresh lettuce, salsa, cheddar, and sour cream on a too thick wheat tortilla the best

>> No.15613125

>>15613043
I didn't, you double-nigger. Thanks for bringing that up again.

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>>15613125
>double-nigger
you're the one who can't into reading comprehension
don't go accusing me of being a nigger, nigger

>> No.15613138

>>15610357
I think they're real and she is really that retarded

No offence to her, I feel bad for her

>>15610903
Her accent is northern, not Scottish

>> No.15613142

>>15611039
Way too many carbs with all that pasta

>>15611754
>>15612438
Do Americans really?

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>>15610721

>> No.15613153

>>15608687
women were a mistake

>> No.15613160

>>15613142
>Do Americans really?
Do we do what? Improve italian food in every conceivable way? Yes.

>> No.15613176

>>15612010
>das_it_mane.mkv

>> No.15613192

>>15613160
No, the authentic Italian is better.

>> No.15613196

>>15608976
she learned it from her mom
who learned it from her mom
who learned it from her mom
who learned it from her mom
who learned it from her mom
who learned it from her mom
who learned it from her mom

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>>15611962
Is that Kay's attempt at beating the lord?

>> No.15613205

>>15610853
>only eat meat a few times a week at most
If I eat, I eat meat. A meal without meat is not a meal.

>> No.15613272

>>15610226
have u ever made sorbet? that stuff is supersaturated an liquid in the fridge

>> No.15613292

>>15613192
>I like eating a million layers of mootzarella and noodles and nothing else

>> No.15613304

>>15613292
but it was meat sauce, bechamel, and noodles. the only cheese was on the top of a hojillion layers...

>> No.15613312

>>15610823
she has psychosis

>> No.15613330

>>15611300
>>15611323
I was thinking of switching to an all protein diet of powdered egg whites, pea powder, and peanut powder, and even I find this depressing.

>> No.15613331

>>15613201
How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.15613341

>>15612131
so even stupider and more pretension than random bloggers

>> No.15613435

>>15608687
People who don't drain the fat are disgusting burgers, but rinsing is retarded and leaves you with shitty flavourless beef. You drain it into a container.

>> No.15613454

>>15613304
I didn't watch the webm because I refuse to watch anything in the same format as "tasty" or "tastemade"

>> No.15613489

>>15611300
>>15611335
Vegans are like the lesbians of the food world.
Lesbos go on about not liking men and not liking dick, but at the end of the day they are getting themselves off with rubber dicks.
Vegans do the same fuckin thing with food. They say they don't like meat, yet they seem to go through a lot of time and effort to make the shit they eat look like meat.

>> No.15613496
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>>15611172
>that carrot

>> No.15613553

>>15613011
well the rent would have to be free now wouldnt it

>> No.15613621

>>15611249
BASED
>>15610853
Cringe

>> No.15613635

>>15610853
Only eat meat a few times a week? Wtf? Do people who aren't vegan actually only eat meat a few times a week? Fuck me, I eat meat literally a few times a day. Like two or three meals a week might NOT contain meat. How can people live like that?

>> No.15613758
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>>15609446
BASED

>> No.15613793

>>15611335
This one doesn't look half bad, reminds me of that one egg dish from that cooking anime

>> No.15613856

>>15612665
Its official. I hate whites.

>> No.15613865

>>15613553
rent free

>> No.15613872

>>15613856
We hate you too.

>> No.15613893

>>15613856
we don't even think about you.

>> No.15614046

>>15613489
Why wouldn't they like meat? They choose not to eat it, not choose to dislike the taste

>> No.15614069

>>15612071
Correct me if I'm wrong, but adding the Worcester sauce would eliminate the vegetarian/vegan aspect of the dish because of the anchovies, yes?

>> No.15614072

>>15613635
Retards which fell for muh envoirement while ordering rainforest tofu. They tell themselves they're big brain as it's shilled that people which eat more meat are dumber than the general population, despite the contrary in terms of biologiy being the case. Basically virtue signaling.

>> No.15614104

>>15614069
*worcestershire sauce

>> No.15614361

>>15612915
Maybe you need to buy real beef

>> No.15614365

>>15613331
He doesn't

>> No.15614497

>>15609363
diet

>> No.15614502

>>15611172
>waiting almost 2 hours to eat a carrot.

>> No.15614531

>>15614072
The cows you eat were more than likely raised primarily on rainforest soy.

>> No.15614539

>>15612126
>spaghetti soup
I used to get pissed whenever Ja/ck/ was posted, but now I honestly find him really endearing

>> No.15614578

>>15614531
No, I don't. I live in germany and my cows are grassing and eating dry herbs and grasses during winter with a small addition of locally sourced grains and what not (Demeter farms). That's how cows are supposed to be feed, not fucking big corn and soy cooperations trying to get a new market and pushing toxic waste into the food industry. Veganism is cancer. If you really want to do something for the envoirement, start eating seasonal, local and promoting permaculture and grass feeding.

>> No.15614814
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15614814

>>15614069
got you covered

>> No.15614835

>>15614814
So vegan Worcestershire sauce contains no anchovies and is not fermented? Well, I guess you wouldn't need to ferment it if you're not using anchovies...

>> No.15614877

>>15611300
That's the right way to make mock meat , but it won't taste like turkey at all.

>> No.15614890

>>15611449
That's not a bread knife. And that actually looks good.

>> No.15614905

>>15614814
>>15614835
That won't taste like worchestershire sauce. tamarind and salt can't imitate fermented fish sauce.

>> No.15614937

>>15610853
>eating 3 burgers a day like you do i can understand why you'd want those burgers to be low-fat
Michael Phelps eats more meat than 3 bagas a day. The issue is fatties refusing to excercise at all >>>/fit/.

>> No.15615163

>>15612665
nice and ...starchy

>> No.15615347

>>15608993
Dats America mane

>> No.15615412

>>15610474
>cp-treasures_cover~01.jpg
>I taught my little girl to do this
MODS!

>> No.15615444

>>15611002
I caught dysentery in Iraq. Shit is no joke
heh

>> No.15615448

>>15611314
Based and True Christ pilled

>> No.15615477
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>>15614046
>why do people think vegans are annoying cunts?
They're almost worse than Christfags

>> No.15615503

>>15611172
>desperate for ingredients
>wastes them on a carrot

>> No.15615523

>>15611067
>aren't sandwiches
>two of them are sandwiches

>> No.15615534

>>15612627
>>15613142
>bechamel
>american

>> No.15615549

>>15614578
Grass fed beef is arguably just as bad for the environment as feedlot beef due to the land required as well as top soil degradation. Only self righteous Redditors unironically think they are doing good by eating grass fed beef.

>> No.15615556

>>15612738
Hey that's what these guys want apparently.

>> No.15615634

>>15611411
He probably put the hair dryer right back with his wife's shit and she probably has no idea how she got salmonella since she is probably too afraid to eat his cooking at this point.

>> No.15615651

>>15609183
>not just adding in some vegetables to absorb every drop of flavor

>> No.15615662

>>15615651
Then it's fajitas not tacos.

>> No.15615719

>>15615549
You have to be fully cobalamin deficient to think that soil DEGRADES from getting grassed. Nigger, those cows jumping around and grassing as well as shitting happily around are not only benefiting the soil and therefore later human usage of it but also increasing biodiversity, unlike agriculture, which only takes from the soil and has to actively kill biodiversity to get a usefull harvest.

Plus using land is not a bad thing, that is if you're not some population decimation agenda 21 maniac which thinks that land shouldn't be used by humans at all (well, that is of course at least not by the common people). Using land for maximal nutritional value for humans is the best usage, even before housing, for which less desirable land can be used. And yes, meat is the healthiest food you could consume, both for yourself as well as the envoirement. Especially if you are actually using all of it, bones and narrow included.

Go be retarded somewhere else with your vegan retardation. Your lifestyle is not only destroying what little mother nature has given you intelectually but also the earth you shill to care about. What's next, memeing the muh water usage made up by actually faking statistics and getting numbers out of your ass?