/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Where are the rings on a chicken?

high quality degeneracy
everybody is already woke to the fact that mcnuggets are molded into shapes and they're still selling.
bring on the great awaking and give me engineered chicken shapes, we already crossed the rubicon on this one.

>>15610998
On the chicken fingers...duh.

They're circular. Not sure what else to say. Pee pees.

>>15610998
butthole

>>15611033
>chicken fingers
Did amerifats really genetically alter the dna of chickens to make them grow functioning hands and fingers just because they would rather eat shitty children's food dipped in ranch dressing than something healthy?

>>15611069
Yes. Yes, we do.

>>15610954
haha imagine what you could do if you peeled the crust off and arranged them one on top of another in the cup haha

I can fit about 10

>>15610998
the trunk. older chickens will have more rings.

yeah I don't think I want to have my food be more easily fucked by the minimum wage staff

>>15611027
Did anyone not already know it was minced/mechanically separated chicken when they bit into it and the texture was clearly different? Should anyone care for any reason?

I never got why the same people who yell about food waste also kvetch about stuff like muh pink goo as if that were the health problem and not the batter frying and overconsumption.

>>15611093
>Yes.
My god...

>>15610954
When I was in MIDDLE SCHOOL they sold chicken rings that were advertised as being CHURCH'S CHICKEN, but they were identical to White Castle's, and I recall looking into it and noticing that White Castle was partnered with Church's Chicken for these rings. Now, there is no evidence to be found of this whatsoever.

So, what's the deal?

>>15611444
We also genetically engineered endangered buffalo to grow countless chicken-like wings all over their torsos and regrow them from the stumps when they are plucked off. We pluck rather than cut them because it saves a quarter second for the machine. The animal dies within four months of reaching adulthood on average, but the nature of the beast causes the wings to possess a unique spice which we crave.

>>15610954
I only buy the sliders from White Castle. A ten sack at a time

>>15612094
You can get chicken ring sliders

>>15611069
We also breed chickens with twenty wings that excrete blue cheese

>>15611381
skewed priorities, you can usually tell if an anon has one by the usage of "degenerate" which oftentimes is misused and means "thing i dont like"