/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15600291
It depends. I'm a horribly messy eater so if it looks like I don't stand a chance, I'm eating it like everyone else with a fork and knife. But anything even remotely capable of being picked up is getting picked up. I might also grab the fork and knife if the first bite makes all the cheese pull off because its shitty "gourmet" pizza.

>>15600291
I wrap it into a tostito

trick question. I get takeout and eat it in my car alone.

>>15600291
I just don't see myself going in the first place

The only time a fork and knife should be used when eating pizza is with Chicago deep dish because it's so damn messy.

>>15600291
Cut it otherwise the cheese and oliveoil sauce etc is slidiing off

>>15600291
"Gourmet pizza" defeats the purpose of pizza, and I'd never be caught dead in such a place. Imagine not being able to make actual gourmet food, so you throw some "exotic" ingredients, like arugula, on a fucking pizza and hope your flyover customer base takes the bait.

>>15600291
Been in that exact same situation in Italy. I switched to using a knife and fork because I didn't want to look like a dumb tourist

Ask for chop sticks and ketchup

>>15600291
I'm not eating my food with my hands anyway... I never go to fast food and I always use knife and fork to eat pizza, as it is expected in my country.

>>15600291
>looking at what other people do instead of doing what comes naturally
do you ask mommy who to vote for too? it's a meal to enjoy, not ballet class, you can do what you want.

>>15600957
This is the only correct answer.

>>15600291
"What! No scissors?" he exclaimed incredulously.
>stares expectantly at the waiter

I refuse it as the op pic is not a pizza. It is burnt toast with tomato paste and leaves. Pic related is a pizza

>>15600291
Fuck, that looks good.

>>15601742
OP is a pizza.
Your pic is also a pizza, but a junk food one, for children and less demanding consumers.

>>15601777
It's not. American pizza is actual pizza. Italian "pizza" is a joke

>>15601804
You wouldn’t know, my non-passport owning, flyover friend.
Kek.

>>15601813
>t. seething shitalian

Been in that position and picked it up and ate it like a normal person over multiple visits. If I followed local customs I'd be three inches into a goat after finishing my sup.

>>15600291
>add parm, pepper flakes, and oregano
>fold in half
>eat my calzone

>>15601804
>the place where pizza was literally invented doesn't know how to make pizza
okay pal

>>15601696
Cutting pizza with kitchen sheers is based. Everybody should try it.

>>15601847
Pizza as we know it today was invented in America, europoor. Just because some neapolitans ate flatbread with an anchovy on it doesn't mean they invented pizza. By that logic you might as well claim that Indians invented pizza because they ate flatbread with toppings even earlier.

>>15601881
cringe

>>15601848
*shears
Retard.

>>15601881
>anchovy
Kek.
You embarrass our country, Cletus.

>>15601847
Happens all the time. Its called evolution. All foods end up, eventually, as either a casserole or a soup.

>>15601848
Only time I saw it was when the waiter brought the pizza to my table and cut it in front of me like it was some flambe or something.

the pizza in rome is usually crispier so it's common to eat without silverware. I liked it more than naples style but I really didn't have too much pizza in general

>>15600291
If it looks like pic related I would honest to god just fold it in half and eat it like a sandwich.

>>15600291
What is so confusing about Napolitan pizza? You can eat it with your hands, most people will, but you still need to use a knife and a fork to cut it up. What are you going to do, tear it with your hands and get your hands covered in the sauce and moisture from the cheese?
>margherita
>gourmet pizza
Maybe in the USA.
>>15600957
Incorrect. Deep dish is a shitty pie btw.
>>15601353
You can eat individual slices with your hands m9. No one is going to stare at you as it is rude, besides people go out to talk to their friends and enjoy themselves. If somebody does look at you, you surely have done something exceptionally retarded kek.
>>15601742
Too much slop. If I wanted that much cheese, I'd make a cheese sandwhich in grill press.
>>15601777
Holy dubs.
>>15601881
>>15601804
You're legally retarded.
>>15601848
You actually do this in Italy if you take it out and eat it at home. Very easy to cut a slice with kitchen scissors.

>>15600291
I wouldn't eat that.

>all these replies to copypasta op

>>15602252
why not?

>>15604099
It doesn't look very nice.

>>15600291
depends on the pizza, if it's not sloppy and messy and designed to be picked up, then I may pick it up, if not I will use knife and fork.

I'm not a pretentious NY fag and can eat foods any way I want.

>>15600291
i eat pizza with a fork and knife when im alone anyway so yea

>>15604249
It looks like a pizza though

>>15604644
A pizza that doesn't look very nice then? Sheesh

>>15604249
It looks great

>>15604746
To you, to me it does not. I already said that.

>>15602196
that's how my dad used to eat it XD

>>15600291
Cut it into long, thin strips and roll them into a pinwheels.

>>15601804
>>15601881
ITALY INVENTED PIZZA YOU FUCKING DOLTS

>>15601828
>t. seething shitmerican

>>15600291
Genuine neapolitan pizza, I would eat with a knife and fork, as God intended

>>15600291
There is absolutely no need to go to a "gourmet" pizza place OP. Just go to a small Italian pizza place with a wood stove and a few tables only it's the best expierence ever.

>>15600291
I always eat it with a knife and fork

>>15600291
No one eats pizza with knife and fork in Italy

>>15606745
you'd be laughed out of naples

>>15608342
t. never been to Italy

>>15608558
I'm italian

>>15608567
No, you are not.

I'm retarded, the pizza will get cold by the time I cut it in bite size pieces.

>>15608580
you cut the pizza with knife, then you eat it with your hands
suck my big italian cock

>>15608615
>cutting pizza with knife and fork and then using your hands doesn't count as eating pizza with fork and knife
Vai a cagare, stronzo.

>>15608619
Non lui ma sai benissimo che mangiare con coltello e forchetta non vuol dire quello.

>>15608619
the fork is useless

>>15608621
That's arguing semantics. I'll still use the fork to put things back on the slice if they fall off, etc. Tell me there is no difference between this and how Americans get their pizza, presliced and with a dough more like pizza bassa. Half of the process is using knife and fork.
>>15608628
Helps to pin the slice down while using the knife, at least I use it instinctively so. Plus if the topping slides off and you don't want to use your hands to pick up a wet piece of cheese.

I don't get why both of you are so confused about it.

>>15608619
It does not fagotto.
Pizza is cooked in the oven, does it mean you eat pizza "with the oven" or "with the table"?

Move to America please

>>15600957
Deep dish is not pizza

>>15609062
You eat the pizza ON THE table, you retard. If you don't eat pizza with knife and fork, go ahead and throw them away next time you go out and tear up your food with your bare hands like a retarded nigger that you are.

>>15609107
>eating food with a knife and fork is cultured
kek

>>15609107
I would but I'm not gay like you

>>15609123
>things I never said
Learn to read English before you come to an English speaking imageboard. Like I said, if you don't eat pizza with knife and a fork, go a head and tear it up with your bare hands next time you go out to eat pizza.
>inb4 hur dur frying something on pan means u ead wid it xDDDDDD
Why is this country filled with retards?

>>15609129
>>15609107

>>15609129
>has an image of clearly gay man saved on his computer
>"I'm not gay"
Sure thing. Next thing you are going to post is you sucking dick and further insinuating I am the gay one.

>>15609107
>You eat the pizza ON THE table, you retard.
Exactly you fucking mongoloid. You CUT the pizza with the fork and knife and you EAT it with hands.

>, tear up your food with your bare hands like a retarded nigger that you are.
I do. You sissy low test zoomers that don't touch foods with hands because it's "icky" are good only for transitioning to traps

>>15609133
Never said I wasn't gay I just want you to admit you are my little closet homo friend.

>>15609131
>American thinks he understands what we are talking about
Pizza doesn't come pre-cut if you take out Napoli style pizza, that's why you have knife and a fork you tard.
>>15609135
>argues semantics
No, strictly speaking you EAT it WITH your MOUTH. Ergo there's no difference between using a pitchfork or a shovel for eating food.
>I do
If you're Italian you genuinely don't. If you do, I assume you're one of those tards that ate too much glue as a kid and got dropped on their head a few too many times.
>>15609136
You could've just said you wanted to ask me out in the first place, but the answer is no either ways. Better luck with rest of the faggots I am arguing with.

>>15609135
Also I've never said I have issues touching anything with my hands. Stop projecting you sub-175cm manlet with rage issues.

>>15602216
Your pizza is shit.

>>15609142
>No, strictly speaking you EAT it WITH your MOUTH. Ergo there's no difference between using a pitchfork or a shovel for eating food.
That's bit "only semantics" you dumbass. If the pizza is brought to me already cut I don't need any utensi so it's eating with hands as utensil you pathetic sophist

>If you're Italian you genuinely don't
Benché la comunità LGBT in Italia sia presente gli italiani che non ciucciano cazzi mangiano la pizza con le mani. I froci come te forse la mangiano con la forchetta ma è un problema della tua sfera sessuale

>>15609151
I'm 185 cm. Suck my dick

>>15609156
Except it doesn't. You need knife and a fork to eat it at the table. You don't need that to eat burgers, as you eat it from start to finish with your hands. You're retarded.

Stop projecting your gay, you manlet faggot. Eat a dick and go cry to your mum you got laughed off for being a retard.

>>15609160
Barely made the cutoff there.

>>15609160
I'm sure you are, you autistic sperg.

I've eaten at a 'gourmet' place twice in my life, both times were stiff and unpleasant and the food was definitely not worth the price tag

the first place I went the waiter (or whatever fancy word they call themselves to pretend they aren't waiters) took my napkin off the table and put it in my lap twice and asked me to not hold my wine glass a certain way (I can't remember how I was holding it or what the correct way to hold it is because I don't give a shit). I can't imagine why anyone would pay a premium to have the fucking wait staff tell you how to eat your food. Like I get the restaurant is trying to maintain it's exclusive atmosphere or whatever and doesn't want pleb money ruining the dining experience of their whales, but if I had the kind of money these places a courting I wouldn't put up with that shit for half a second and just go find somewhere else to eat.

>>15609160
Didn't know they piled shit that high. Impressive.

>>15609162
There where?
185 cm is in the 9th percentile in the usa and italy and 19th on the world.

Good coping

>>15609168
I take it as a compliment

>>15609188
Cringe

>>15609188
Girls loves 6'+ piece of shit.
It's sad you can't experience it, but I'm sure you have a lot of other qualities

>>15609161
>You don't need that to eat burgers, as you eat it from start to finish with your hands
But the meat was minced with a machine, so by your reasoning you don't eat a hamburger with hands like you do with a ore slices pizza you mental midget

>>15609283
*Like you do with a pre sliced pizza

>>15609142
>Ergo there's no difference between using a pitchfork or a shovel for eating food.
So if you're pizza comes already sliced you seriously say "i ate a pizza with a pizza cutter"?

>>15600291
I always eat pizza with a knife and fork. My mum always has too.

>>15609283
Do you make the burger at the table you retard? No. Unless they send you pizza pre-sliced, which isn't the case with pizza di napoli, you will need to use knife and fork. Knowing there are people are mentally retarded as you in this country explains a lot of reasons why this place is utterly fucked.
Stick to talking about gays, you utter moron.
>>15609336
No, because it came in a state where you could eat it with your hands. Normally when you order Napoli pizza it will come whole, and you will have to use table cutlery to cut it up. And if you have things like stracciatella (very wet, paste-like consistency), you will use the utensils to move the ingredients around evenly and to get some on each slice. Other guy is a mentally ill tard who thinks that bakery pizza that comes pre-cut in a square is the same as a plateful of pizza di Napoli.

>>15609301
Also; this sucks, because most of the moisture and oils from the pizza are going to leak while you eat it, or concentrate in only one area. Possible to do it like this, but why the fuck you wouldn't sit down if you insist on eating outisde, and if it's take away, at least use your kitchen scissors to get slices done quick.

>>15609516
>they send you pizza pre-sliced, which isn't the case with pizza di napoli,
Pizza di Napoli can come pre sliced and also have pizza fritta, and pizza al portafoglio like >>15609301 that are eaten exclusively without utensils.

Eating "with" specificy the thing you use to bring food in your mouth. Any other definition you impose that is not that just doesn't fit, retard.

>Normally when you order Napoli pizza it will come whole,
No if you order it home delivery. There's no rule of how the pizza should be served you stupid larper

>>15609530
You're also a tastelet homo

>>15609567
So you are not going to use a knife and a fork if it comes without being sliced. Gotcha. You're a retard.
>homo
I'm the only one who has posted a photo of themselves actually eating a pizza with their gf. I'll let you know I am going to cum in my gf again today, while you will jack off in your mum's house like a dumb manlet faggot from the South that you are.

>gets this brought to the table
>gets 4chan flashabcks about getting BTFO in online discussions
>remembers that the only way he can be a real man is to tear it up with his hands
>winds up pulling and tearing at it with his twig hands for half an hour before producing a mangled up, fucked up slice, and a life long bang from his local pizzeria for being a retarded terrone
>"MUM I AM SO STRONG AAAH IM A REAL A MAN I EAT A PIZZA WITH MY HAND-A NOT WITH A FORK-A AND A KNIFA"

>>15609585
>So you are not going to use a knife and a fork if it comes without being sliced. Gotcha. You're a retard.
I'm not. By your definition i would "eat it with a pizza cutter"
If I order a pizza from home and use a pizza cutter to cut it by your definition would be "eat with a pizza cutter"
If I use scissors to cut it would be "eating with scissors"
If for whatever reason I only use a knife would be "eat it with a knife"

If you are trying to impose a different semantics that fit only in your retarded head it's your problem
The rest of the world
> Eat it with hands if they are not faggots
> Eat it with utensils if the use something to bring the food to their mouth

>I'll let you know I am going to cum in my gf again today, while you will jack off in your mum's house like a dumb manlet faggot from the South that you are.
Sick cope. I statistical have more sex than you midget

>>15609608
No you wouldn't, I never said what gets done in the kithcen is the same what gets done at the table. This has eluded you and your retarded "argument" so far.
Normal person eats pizza di napoli with knife and a fork and also with their hands. If they did it only with their hands, it was pre-cut.
>sick cope
Yeah I am coping by having a GF and not having sex with an anime waifu pillow in my mum's house like you do.

BTW you can still come up North and do construction work with Albanians and sell fruit here for sub-par wages, dumb cunt.

>>15609615
>Normal person eats pizza di napoli with knife and a fork and also with their hands
Norma people say they eat pizza with hands, that's the whole retarded point you were trying to make.
> Actually you eat it with fork knife and hands!!!
>Yeah I am coping by having a GF and not having sex with an
You are using your girlfriend to be right on a cantonese board.I bet your a cuck

>>15609640
Normal people "eat" steak with a knife and a fork, even if the knife doesn't "eat" or move the food to the mouth on its own. How difficult is it to understand?
>Y-you're a c-cuck by h-having sex a-and not masturbating e-very day in your basement!
That's a cope. Stop projecting your fetishes and frustration.

>Italian person acting smug and superior about food they refuse to ever improve

>>15609677
>or move the food to the mouth on its own. How difficult is it to understand
But they use the fork to bring food to mouth.

>That's a cope.
Kek, normal people don't have to brag about having sex or have a gf like it's some kind of special event. This truly says more about you

>>15600463
>I get takeout and eat it in my car alone.
Incredibly based

>>15609719
It's only a utensil if it brings food to your mouth. Great definition, you dumb faggot. A knife is no longer a kitchen utensil according to your special definition.
>NOOOOO NOT THE FORKERINO NOOO IT DOESN'T BRING IT TO MOUTH NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SPEAK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON AND SAY YOU EAT PIZZA WITH KNIFE AND A FORK NOO MUH SELF-MADE DEFINITION NOO MAMMA HELP IM BULLIED ;'(
>kek
You're the only one who insists I'm the homosexual, despite having all the evidence to the contrary. The fact that you try and project your own sick fetishes only proves to me that you're a deeply troubled individual and would benefit from having more testosterone than a 90 year old man. Otherwise you wouldn't assume every man who fucks their partner is whatever fetish you got.

>>15600326
Do you have autism? What is this sentence structure suppose to convey?

>>15609747
>A knife is no longer a kitchen utensil according to your special definition.
That's why it's acceptable to say "i eat a steak with a fork" and not "i eat a pizza with a scissors".

>You're the only one who insists I'm the homosexual, despite having all the evidence to the contrary.
I don't even know how to respond. If your serious you have some really big problems. I still think your homosexual for not liking pizza al portafoglio

>>15600291
looks like pizza soup. i guess i'd have to eat the damned thing with a spoon, because it's just cheese floating in tomato sauce. might just walk out after comfirming it really is as crappy as it looks, because I'm not paying for that shit.

>>15601777
found the faggot

>>15609769
>not "I eat pizza with scissors"
Except it is, because it makes sense. Besides, I don't get why do you have so much difficulty admitting you genuinely do eat pizza with table utensils in some situations.
>I don't even know how to respond
Because you have nothing to say lol. It's like a boy saying a grown man is a faggot and becoming quiet when they get slapped around and told not to speak out of turn. You'll probably think twice before you project your sexual fetishes next time. Be glad this is anonymous and you're not embarassing yourself in front of people who can see your unshaven neckbeard and you dripping assburgers.

>>15609769
>pizza al portafoglio
What's the point? I only care to go out to eat pizza outside if it is at the table. If I am really lazy and can't be arsed, I might take takeout from a place nearby and bring it back home. I generally don't like ordering food for take-out. If I go out it is to be somewhere nice for a long time and to see my friends, family, etc. The usual, normalfaggot thing. Times I do eat on the go is bakery bread typically.

>>15609810
bakery pizza i mean

>>15608580
Pizza and beer - absolutely based

>>15600291
>'gourmet pizzeria'
let me guess
the waiters wear flannel and there are bill murray pictures on the wall

>>15601804
>Modern pizza evolved from similar flatbread dishes in Naples, Italy, in the 18th or early 19th century. The word pizza was first documented in A.D. 997 in Gaeta and successively in different parts of Central and Southern Italy. Pizza was mainly eaten in Italy and by emigrants from there.

>>15600291
If you're talking about Neapolitan pizza, it arrives uncut and is not good for picking up, you have to fork and knife it. It just would be too messy and it's not sliced anyway.

>>15609606
That looks better since the basil isn't all wilted, I'd eat OP pizza too, but that looks better.

>>15600291
I roll it (it is a small pizza, for american standards) and eat it like a wrap, I let out LOUD oinks of approval and I ask when is the main dish coming.

>>15609067
seethe harder you reddit tier faggot

>>15601742
based
>>15601777
seethe

>>15601881
>Just because some neapolitans ate flatbread with an anchovy on it

top zozzle

>>15606741
seethe harder. american pizza is the only pizza

>>15609142
this pseudointellectualism is too much for me, take it to reddit please

>>15614241
>mummy thing I don't like is Reddit!
I'm getting tired of these post-election tards.

>>15609135
>are good only for transitioning to traps

zoomer here, currently doing this :3 I might get on hormones and have facial surgery and I don't like getting my hands messy either x3

>>15600291
It depend on the stability of dough if too soft i use the fork if it's solid enough i use my hand