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Two piece spicy Chickenjoy with extra rice and upgrade to pineapple juice.

>> No.15601752

Cuck

>> No.15601815

>>15601741
what the rfuck is this cuck shit

>> No.15601861

>>15601741
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF FLIPS AHAHAHA

>> No.15601879 [DELETED] 
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15601879

>>15601741
>>15601815

JOLLIBEE©

>> No.15601887
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15601887

JOLLIBEE©

>> No.15601896

the absolute state of countries sabotaged by the kikes

>> No.15601902
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>>15601896
Yeah, and the Philipines don't belong in that group of countries

>> No.15601908

>>15601741
Philippinos are very odd people
I really don't understand their tastes or reasoning.

>> No.15601917

>>15601741
show part 2 fagg

>> No.15601970

>>15601741
So he got friendzoned because of the chicken??

>> No.15601974

>>15601815
Your future.

>> No.15601989

>>15601887
All of that looks disgusting

>> No.15602016

>how will this help us sell more chickenjoys?
Chickenjoys?

>> No.15602146

>>15602016
Maybe most of their customers are women so they made a cuck/friendzone ad that speak to the retarded minds of women. all women are whores.

>> No.15602156

I want a giant female worker Jollibee to sting me in the ass with her ovipositor stinger After she punctures the inner wall of my rectum I'll watch her pull away shrieking in pain and bleeding ketchup as her digestive tract made of giant strands of Jolly Spaghetti™ and covered in hotdog meat sauce separates from her body along with the stinger which is pumping frosty purple yam ice cream into my sphincter She beats her crispy breaded Chickenjoy wings furiously showering the area with stale grease as she tries to fly back to the hive but her gaping ass wound where her stinger used to bee is too deep and she flops down on the ground hyperventilating and sweating gravy from every pore I'll watch her gasp and spasm like the chunk of flan in a halo-halo as she bleeds out the last of her ketchup blood onto the parched ground and then fall down on top of her, her stinger still filling me with frosty fun and start paradoxically undressing as hypothermia begins to kill me from the inside out

>> No.15602165

>>15602156
Lewd

>> No.15602168
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15602168

JOLLIBEE©

>> No.15602173
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15602173

JOLLIBEE©

JOLLIBEE©

>> No.15602185

>>15602173
Looks repulsive
> blowout ensues

>> No.15602200
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>>15602185
JOLLIBEE©

>> No.15602206

>>15602200
>copyright
Retard.

>> No.15602219
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>>15602156

>> No.15602241 [DELETED] 

>>15601741
I don’t know what this is but I can tell it’s sucks.

>> No.15602242

>>15601896
This feels more like cuckservatism than leftism desu.

>> No.15602248 [DELETED] 

>>15602200
>literally prison tier

>> No.15602253

>>15601908

they're naturally conservative which is based
but are also low iQ brainlets which is not based

>> No.15602257

who is the fuck is satisfied with only 2 pieces of fried chicken?

>> No.15602340

>>15602257
tiny asians

>> No.15602354

someone post part 2 of the commercial
the other chick is cuter

>> No.15602357

>>15602354
no she is not aspie

>> No.15602375

Wholesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDHZkLeh6vw

>> No.15602405

>>15602357
no need for names, dude

>> No.15602421

>>15602242
weird considering that all leftists are cucks.

>> No.15602431

>>15602405
stfu

im sorry

>> No.15603146

>>15602431
is ok, fren

>> No.15603206
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>upgrade to pineapple juice

>> No.15603223

>>15602421

You really thing all that homemade cuck porn is leftwingers? it's always some trailer trash.

>> No.15603245
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>>15601896
>BAWWWWW NOT MY HECKIN ASIAN WAIFUARINO! DA JOOZ DID THIS!
>>15601908
They’ve been invaded multiple times in their history which resulted in a complicated cuisine of various influences.

>> No.15604040

>>15601896
We're owned by chinks, not kikes.

>> No.15604187

>>15601741
Upgrade? What's the default drink??

>> No.15604208

>>15602156
wow

>> No.15604212

>>15601887
Yeah, I'll have a spicy chickenjoy with spaget.

>> No.15604830

Have to drive to fucking Cerritos for a two piece spicy chickenjoy with extra rice and upgrade to pineapple juice.

>> No.15605200

>>15601741

>be flip commercial
>for flip food
>marry off village beauty to white man

The racism writes itself

>> No.15605226
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15605226

>>15601741
>not posting the double-cuck sequel

>> No.15605237
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>>15601861
It's not limited to one restaurant, it's a general marketing thing over there

>> No.15605721

>>15605237
why??

>> No.15605759

>>15602173
I want to eat a cute Thai Jollibee girls blown out prolapsed rectum with all the delicious slime juices

>> No.15606752

Men and women can't be friends. Thanks for being real and teaching us this important lesson, Jollibee.

>> No.15606787

>>15601902
is that real

>> No.15607040

>>15601887
What's the peach mango pie like? It can't be worse than a McDoogles apple pie

>> No.15607248

>>15601908
Fact: Philippinos are the MOST POWERFUL RACE IN THE WORLD

>> No.15607251

>>15601741
Jollybee is fucking terrible. Wife and I drove 15 miles on a whim to one that opened in a nearby town and my disappointment was immeasurable. I really can't wrap my brain around it. The noodles are overboiled, the sauce is over-savored to the point where its basically ketchup, but I guess that's what they're going for since they put chunks of hotdog in it. The chicken is Midwest KFC-tier and their portion sizes aren't even centered around individual or dual sizes. Why it's hailed as it is amongst the Asian community has me baffled, I thought they were supposed to have high IQs. It's trash. 4/10 maybe if i were drunk and it was the only restaurant within 15 miles.

Don't reply to this post I don't care.

>> No.15607313

really surprised they havent opened some all over australia considering the large Filipino community over here thanks to sex tourism

>> No.15607326

>>15601752
>>15601815
I would be funny if she married a white guy with grey hair and a big beer belly.
Filipino women are gold diggers.

>> No.15607380

>>15601887
I'm a disgusting fiend and even I find all of this offensively vile, except maybe for the fried chicken that might be ok

>> No.15607396

Hindi naman masarap dyan

>> No.15607399

>>15602375
>Pepe Diokno

Pepe Kino?

>> No.15607697

>>15607251
benis

>> No.15608681

>>15607313
The point of Jolly Bee is to be a cheaper and less good alternative to MC Donalds and KFC, when people can afford the last 2 there is no need for the poor Filipino version.

>> No.15608753

is this the cucked commercials thread?
https://youtu.be/vyjjKAtvsuw

>> No.15608762
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>>15605237
>dipping fries in chocolate
Do Americans really?

>> No.15608769

why do these ads always have new worlder mutts
and not European Phenotypes?

in this case weird 1/4th hapa freaks

>> No.15608787

>>15605226
God this one hurts even more. I chased a terrible girl for so long in college ignoring nice girls who were legit into me now I have NO ONE

>> No.15608797

>>15608753
How the fuck is this a cuck commercial?

>> No.15608829

y'all obsessed with us no cap

>> No.15608842

>>15601741
>>15605226
>>15605237
I have never in my life met flips this light skinned

>> No.15609591

>>15601902
Kim would never take a picture like that.

>> No.15610381

>>15605226
>All these people thinking about the sad crap instead of the flip Chad getting the chick and leaving a cuck trail of tears in his wake.

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>>15602253
>they're naturally conservative
>their biggest national export is tranny camwhores

>> No.15610419
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>>15608787
>ignoring nice girls who were legit into me now I have NO ONE
and that nice girl is now engaged to your friend, and those fucks had the audacity to invite me to their wedding. I haven't replied yet and they keep bothering me if I'm gonna go or not because they need to RSVP a spot for me. I'm gonna keep ignoring it until the wedding day, lmao

>> No.15610625

>>15610419
Attend, get super drunk at the reception and make a scene. She'll never contact you again.

>> No.15610687

>>15605226
Any more entries for the Jollibee cinematic cuckverse?