/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Actual food. Eating salty dogshit out of laziness is for failures.

Post gut

Jokes on you, I savor every little bite of canned slop. Wanna fight? Bring it.

Can of tuna, 60g oats, 2 eggs and stirred together. Microwave.
Steam up several hundred grams of carrots, cabbage, broc, leek all at once.

Done in like 5 mins about about half a kilo of nutrition. Makes me about 75% full.

>>15603707
T. single mom or single woman looking but failing to become a mom, enjoy that.

>>15603685
Ok folks
is it bo-YARDEE
or BOY-AR-dee
?

>>15603789
What happened to make you this insecure?

>>15603894
i believe i read that technically it's the first one, his real name was like boradie or some shit, but i don't think even their commercials pronounce it that way

Protein and carbs.
There's a reason cheap meat, potatoes, and pasta are staples in poverty meals.

>>15603894
>>15603934
this doesn't show the emphasis really, but it favors the second version

>>15603685
These things right here.

better thread idea in the same vein: meals you make when failure is not an option and/or resources are limited

when you're low on money/time or you're very depressed, you need something that is very difficult to overcook or ruin in some way, and something that pleases

a jar of peanut butter and a box of crackers is about as fool-proof as it gets

next is the "melt cheese on/in something" category like grilled cheese sandwich, tortilla chips and jar of cheese dip, quesadilla, cheese on toast, cream cheese and bagel, and i guess even things like pasta + cheese sauce (e.g. mac and cheese or a very simple alfredo)

i think just about everyone knows how to do at least one of those with few mistakes

>>15603769
How does the cinnamon and brown sugar in the oatmeal mesh with the tuna?

>>15604129
dude, he's measuring nutrition in kilos and stirring canned tuna into eggs
it "meshes" in his guts

>>15604129
Well I'm not a faggot so I don't even have cinnamon and brown sugar, or any processed sugar actually, in my house let alone my meals and my based oats. I add a bit of salt, pepper and some dried herbs and cook that in with it. Sometimes a little hotsauce or something.

>>15603894
Second version for normal discussion. The first when feeling goofy.

>>15604080
If I actually want to cook, it is typically picrel. It's impossible to fuck up, and gives me more than enough food for the day (or multiple days if I'm not being a complete fat faggot). Ignore what they say about cheese, toss in a whole bag.

If I'm feeling too shitty to even manage that, then it's freezer food for me. That doesn't make for an interesting thread, but I'd much rather eat a microwavable pile of shit that resembles an actual meal, as opposed to some of the shit you autists pull.

Sandwiches. It's easier to make a fresh sandwich than prepare a canned chili so what's the point

>>15604192
>>15604129
I'm honestly offended dude saw "oats" and the only thing that came to mind was "cinnamon brown sugar oatmeal".

Just do your heart a favor, eat half before bed, with a full bottle of water, and the rest in the morning, with another full bottle of water. Otherwise, yummy. Oh, and watch out for exploding potato bits, that's half the fun though.

>>15604234
>Prepare a canned chili
>Open lid, grab spoon
Wow such prep work

>>15604256
Jesus, do people eat it cold?

>>15603685
I make my own sloppa

>>15604248
He was trolling. But yeah, some people honestly can't appreciate oats without dumping a load of stuff and sugar into them.

>>15604273
If it comes in a can, it's ready to eat. Soups and chili should always be eaten straight from the tin.

>>15603789
what?

>>15604369
Lol, no. Most people heat it up.

>>15604679
Most people are fucking retards though. Who gives a shit about the inclinations of the majority, other than women? Not a good appeal.

>>15604233
sounds pretty good, anon
god bless

>>15604233
Budget Bytes is one of the few cooking blogs that doesn't suck. It's a great way to learn how to cook on a budget. I'm not sure what kind of chili powder or pinto beans she was buying that cost those prices though.

>>15604931

>>15603894
You say it like boy-ar-DEE.

>>15605008
Pinto beans are 58 cents a can at my Walmart and they’re not even on sale. https://www.walmart.com/ip/Great-Value-Pinto-Beans-No-Salt-Added-15-5-oz/32250874

>>15603894
Chef boy are dean

>>15603769
>Can of tuna, 60g oats, 2 eggs and stirred together. Microwave.
sounds fucking vile ngl

>>15603685
based, but i prefer mini raviolis

>>15603707
big cringe

>>15604080
doesn't get any easier than this and some bagged grilled chicken. microwave each & mix em together. eat it at work all the time.

>>15604369
I keep canned ravioli in my room precisely for this purpose for when I'm falling down drunk and don't want to risk bumping into somebody else in my house.

>>15603685
I literally ate a can of this an hour ago because I have nothing in the fridge and all I had was my corona emergency food stash. Not kidding after 15 minutes of eating it my stomach felt weird and I vomited it all out. Like violent vomit too. I can't remember the last time I vomited due to just food and not alcohol. Maybe 15 years ago.

>>15607307
An enlightened.Glad to find another who's wise enough to know not only his limits, but also to realize he should keep fed.
People may mock us, but we'll never burn down the house for a shitty pot of noodles. We relish in our excessively hydrated yet also thoroughly sated state.

getting drunk and eating an entire Harris Teeter deli meatloaf is heaven

>>15604273
Yup

>>15607442
This shit is decent, but I always go for their potatoes if I'm looking for a quick fix. Bobby Evman's taters and a can of gravy, yessir.
If I want Mac, I just grab a box of Kraft or whatever, whichever looks decent and has the "cheese" packet. I'm not buying fucking milk and yaddayadda to make mac. However, I do buy BarS hotdogs and frozen pea to toss in.
God, do I love packet mac with hotdogs and peas.

Baby bel mini cheese wheels.

>>15607442
There are so good, I always add smoked paprika and cayenne pepper

Half of one of these. Save the other half for something later.

>>15604129
Americans only understand oatmeal if it's prepackaged single serve and filled with brown sugar and cinnamon lmao

>food you just dump in your gut to get filled up

And we wonder why wh*tes are fat as fuck

>>15609857

>>15605685
Chef boi are deenz

Broth, like 500ml broth with some beaten egg mixed into it.

Rice and beans, potatoes, oats, peanut butter, eggs, chicken thighs. Trust me I am poor. Poor people wasting their money on processed shit should be euthanized.

>>15609857
If you eat only one meal a day it's nice to be full until your next meal

bright orange hamburger helper

>>15603789
huh?

>>15603988
The man himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Oq1ovULf5E

>>15603685
When you heat and serve a can of this shit, you are basically eating a WWII MRE. Today's version is probably less nutritionally beneficial, because today they add a ton of extra sugar, but whatever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeGiim6Bv0I

>>15604073
These things are disgusting. Actually revolting.

>>15604251
delicious

>>15609113
make sure you check your smoked paprika/cayenne for "ethoxyquine"
shitty companies use it to prevent caking and clumping, but its banned in a lot of places for being literally fucking poison
just a PSA for anyone out there. I know 100% that McCormick (and their offshoot brands like Club House) have it in their stuff.

>>15603685
I eat this, kind of, but I get mac and cheese and dinty moore beef stew and put them together.

Dinty More beef stew.

>>15613036
Based Dinty poster beat me to the punch

couple cans of these and i'm good to go

>>15609153
based, I love supermarket rotisserie chickens

>>15607356
You sound like a fag. I eat these faily often and feel fine afterwards.

>>15604129
This is too stupid and naive to be made up. There really is a rotund retard out there that thinks all oatmeal contains cinnamon and brown sugar. It must be an American, what other beast lives in a feeding through filled with processed sugar garbage by the capitalistic dark age?

From the bottom of my heart, eat a bullet.

>>15603685

>2 packs of ramen
>one egg raw or however you like
>sprinkle pepper/chili flakes
>crushed garlic clove
>about tablespoon and a half of peanut butter
>tablespoon of turmeric
>mix it all in a bowl with boiling water, done in 5-10 minutes
what does it for me, when am sickly, hungover and broke

weird thread

>>15603685
Whatever looks the best at the snack bar

bump

>>15603685
Whole can of mackerel washed down with the mackerel juice/brine. Really hits the spot sometimes.

>>15603789
based

>>15603894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Oq1ovULf5E&t
the man himself

>>15603685
canned beans and syrup