/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15597600
get lovingly plowed in the ass first and it'll come naturally

make sure you use margerine not butter and the shittest bread available

>>15597600
any bread that you bake would be fairy bread, you fucking poofter cunt

>>15597600
Untoasted white bread with margarine on it. Sprinkled with hundreds of thousands

Tiptop & medow lea is the official recipe.

Spread marmite on a toast and add sprinkles over it.

>>15597600
I know unitaskers are a meme here but get a fairy press.
Makes perfect fairy bread every time

>>15597633
Hundreds of thousands of what?

>>15598904
I think he accidently the ingredients

>>15598904
Hundreds of thousands of hundreds and thousands

>>15598918
I don't think I have a bread slice big enough to accommodate thousands of millions.

>>15598904
spiders

>>15597600

Is it just bread and sprinkles or is there more to this than i'm not aware of?

When I was a kid in the 90s i made sugar toast with butter and white sugar.

>>15597600
You will never figure it out unless you go to the Land of Plenty.

>>15598914
Yes

>>15597600
i thought this was a meme

>>15598978
>When I was a kid in the 90s i made sugar toast with butter and white sugar.
Based. I did the same thing as a kid, sometimes I'd add cinnamon on it as well.

>>15598904
He typo'd, so I can understand the confusion.
Hundreds and Thousands.

>>15598978
>or is there more to this than i'm not aware of
There are a people. A culture. A national pride about local dishes.

>>15597600
I haven't had fairy bread in ages, might make some tonight

>>15599046
your more modernist inner city mother will probably do carrot stick in kale dip or some shit but if you go to a normal kids birthday party, fairy bread is a top tier food along side, mini sausagerolls, patry pies and those little red weiner-things you slather in tomato sauce.

Not healthy but you can eat all that crap as a kid.

>Buy cheapest white bread available
>Spread with cheap margarine
>Sprinkle with hundreds and thousands
>Make 2 cuts diagonally to make 4 small triangle
>Bone apple teeth

>>15597617
Based and povertypilled.

>>15600064
>little red weiner-things

they're called saveloys m8

>>15597600
i used to do similiar to this with my little brother
we invented a dish called 'icing sandwiches' after watching people make cakes on tv
often there'd be no real food in the house for dinner, and we'd go next door and steal a lemon from our neighbours tree, and mix that with icing sugar, and spread it on bread, then have half each for dinner and pretend it was a cake and take turns reviewing each other and we always gave good reviews and like described it in funny ways.
I still eat it sometimes out of habit and my brother od and died a few years ago and i've been taking icing sandwiches to his grave and eat half and leave half for him.

>>15598898
fairy press?
fuck i didnt realise those existed.
where'd you buy yours, aliexpress or gumtree?

>>15597600
Only kids eat this trash at birthday parties and school things. And stupid Reddit faggots. Nobody over 12 eats this trash.

>>15597600
the fuck did you just call me?

>butter instead of frosting
What the fuck aussies

sometimes I wonder if there's any country dumber than America and then I remember the shithole that is Australia

>>15600887
Margarine is fine. Fairy bread now has; bread(carbs), margarine (oils/fats), HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS (sugar)

frosting is too much. Diabetes is not a hobby.

>>15600453
Holy Kek!