/ck/ - Food & Cooking

you probably shouldn't do that

>>15592571
i have autism, but when you have a grease fire you should cover it with a lid so that the flame doesn't get oxygen and it goes out.

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>>15592611
absolutely /pol/ teir webm. and i mean that in a good way.

>>15592571
Should have used a hotplate or an actual deep fryer.

>>15592571
What was your mistake?

>>15592606
Welll... it’s over already- I grabbed the extinguisher

>>15592650
Being retard?

>>15592571
kek what a tard

>>15592629
why is she pouring poisons onto potatoes?

>>15592658
Eating healthy is a white supremacist concept, they are rebelling against it.
>“My clients absolutely associate healthy eating with eating like white folk,” Webb said. “I think it stems from what people see in marketing and what they associate healthful eating with, and it often doesn’t include foods they’re familiar with.”

>>15592571
get an air fryer

>>15592699
>>“My clients absolutely associate healthy eating with eating like white folk,” Webb said. “I think it stems from what people see in marketing and what they associate healthful eating with, and it often doesn’t include foods they’re familiar with.”
Source? Your arse?

So how do I fry this piece of shit without having to call an emergency hotline

>>15592645
>>15592719
Maybe next time... Im still fucking hungry

I’ve got pots and pans, oil and potatos I sliced

>>15592724
It's a passage from this OurWeekly article: http://ourweekly.com/news/2020/jan/17/healthy-food-considered-white-peoples-food/

>>15592758
you have to dry the potatoes before adding them to hot grease, which is what I'm assuming you didn't do.

>>15592571
first time cooking? lol

>>15592777
what this guy said, the water is what fucks with the oil and causes instability

>>15592571
let me guess, more oil than your pot could handle?

>>15592724
>https://www.foodjonezi.com/blog/is-the-nutrition-industry-neglecting-your-culture
>https://www.huffpost.com/entry/white-people-food_n_5b75c270e4b0df9b093dadbb

>>15592768
Thanks for posting

Lmao what a stupid fucking article

Adam I thought we said you shouldn’t deep fry at home because of your extra chromosome

>>15592795
>instability
LMAO. No water is oleophobic so they don’t mix.

>>15592758
Oven. Cover them in evoo and kosher/sea salt flakes. Toss. Make sure they are good and covered. Lay out in a single layer on a baking tray. Cook for 20-30 min. You can see them starting to brown on top. Then they’re perfect.

>>15592905
Adam fuck off. Your oven fries are disgusting, and you need to man up and deep fry.

>>15592905
Looks soggy/oily as fuck. No fucking way this garbage is anywhere close from actual French fries.

>>15592913
Oven fries are better than deep fried. Also cleanup is easier. Raguseas method sucks though.

>>15592921
They were a tad on the oily side. That was one of my first batches. I add way less now. No they were crispy and delicious.

>>15592571
Why would you do something like that? Really unnecessary

>>15592571
Yo I've made fries a ton, fried loads of stuff, never had any issues. What did you fuck up? Fries from the freezer? Oil was definitely too hot.

>>15592777
>>15592795
I didn’t even put them in... I wanted to jack off while the oil heated up, luckily it wouldn’t refresh and I saw the fire.

>>15592905
>>15592913
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>>15592930
I think I’m going with the oven method I don’t wanna call the fire dept.

>>15592958
there is nothing wrong with oven chips

I managed to clean it, still fucking smells bad

>>15592965
>there is nothing wrong with oven chips other than the texture and flavor being awful
fix'd

>>15592975
Does your window not lead outside?

Or are you really that close to the next building?

>>15592699
>>15592768
>>15592830
This is retarded, then they wonder why they high sky high diabetes rates and why they die off from covid higher than the national average.
I heard a radio talk about a diet that was created after they did a study of people in my city and they said it is beneficial for everyone overweight except black women, because black women only get gain weight in their thighs and ass so they aren't unhealthy.
clown fucking world

>>15593007
It’s my balcony, I have blinds down

>>15592777
checked, looks like the ratio of chili to fries is a little off tho

Will this work:
https://www.wikihow.com/Make-Oven-Fries

I got alu-foil, I think this is the right baking sheet, I’ve got oil? Can I use olive or sunflower oil over the sheet?
Then put potat on it and voila?

>>15593051
>voila
I wouldn't be so confident. Given that you're probably going back to masturbating your fries will probably look like little pieces of charcoal in 30 minutes.

>>15592629
do?

>>15593077
kek

>>15592611
>completely on fire
>still tries to toss it a bit
That part always kills me

>>15593007
My fucking sides

>>15592611
>frozen fries in oil
>erupts in flame
this has never happened to me
what do we do different?

>>15594904
overfilled pot, possibly a lot of ice crystals on the surface of the fries, once the oil overflows, you're fucked