/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Love NY pizza

>>15581178
What's with that cheese?

>>15581538
You from flyover or something why don't you choke on meth and die.

NOM NOM NOM NOM
MMMMMMMMMM :D
PIXXERS >:DDDDD

>>15581178
It's just shit quality pizza you can find anywhere. I don't get it. I've had pizza like this many times. I've never been to NYC and have no desire to. I turned down the opportunity to go like 6 years ago.

>>15581178

Detroit is best Pizza

>>15581735
I hope a massive New York rat eats your first born in the crib you dirty, smelly, slum lord.

>>15581178
It's cheap costco pizza.

Eat a vegetable, fatass.

>>15581178
>>15581295
>cheese and meat in the same dish
>"""real""" New York Pizza
Unlikely.

>>15581295
Do all new yorkers fold their beetzer?

>>15581178
>>15581295
All three slices look awful and cold, are these troll posts? A fresh little caesars pizza unironically looks better.

>>15581818
>image search New York pizza
>it looks the same as OP
Cheap paper plate, thin pizza, cheap toppings, large slices for "le folded pizza" may may

>>15581295
How undercooked does a pizza need to be to fold like that?

>>15581946
No, ya see, that their only has cheese, no meat. In order for it to be proper New York pizza, it can't have both dairy products and meat products in the same meal.

>>15581955
>wanting properly cooked food
You fucked your cousin lately cleetus?

>>15581178
Chicago Pizza >Quad cities Pizza > Ohio pizza >>>>>> Jew York pizza

>>15581969
Shalom

>>15582185
>Ohio pizza
I've lived in Ohio all my life and have never heard of any type of pizza attributed to Ohio. What type of pizza are you actually referring to?

>>15581969
wtf are you on about?

>>15581955
are you retarded?

>>15582185
based
>>15582206
officially it should be thin crispy crust, edge to edge toppings overloaded, somewhat well done. basically st louis style

>>15581178
Margherita best pizza not even a contest

>>15582325
Properly cooked pizza doesn't fold like a limp dick, it should have a crispy crust.

>>15582383
pizza doesnt have to stick straight out like a cracker to be "properly cooked" and larger slices will tend to droop because of the weight you mong.

>>15582371
Oh, so like the pizza Donato's makes? I never knew that was considered "Ohio style," that's just a thin crust pizza.

>>15582378
Here bro, I think you'll need this.

>>15582420
Face it, your new york pizza is on the same level as costco pizza.

>>15582427
I mean it's not officially not but I've lived in a lot of areas and donatos/massey's(if you know them) style is way more prevalent there than anywhere else

>>15582378
At least clean the leaves off if you dropped it.

>>15582482
I see, that's interesting. I'll admit to not spending a ton of time in central and southern Ohio so I never realized that type of pizza was actually commonplace in the area.

>>15581178
>Be floridian
>Every pizza shop that isn't a chain, is "new York style"
>Every single one claims to be "authentic", every single one run by new yorkers
>If you go into any one, at any time of day, there's a 95% chance you'll come across snowbird customers arguing with the owner because "this ain't no REAL NEW YAWK PIE"
>Every one charges exorbitant prices for a single slice that can't even beat a little caesars pizza in terms of taste and texture and quality
>Go to NYC on a three day weekend, despite having promised the spirits of Florida that I'd never set foot in that abysmal hellhole, for the express purpose of trying a REAL AWTHENTIC NEW YAWK PITZA PIE
>tastes exactly like every single fucking "new York style" pizza place back home
>Get so angry that I spend hours fuming before picking a fight with some wop bastard in a bar and beating his ass while mocking his stupid fucking accent, just to vent my rage
Holy FUCK, I hate new yorkers so fucking much, 100% the most pretentious fucking nobodies on the planet, they're awful in every conceivable way.
Also, Chicago style is better. Chicago is a hellhole, too, but at least the pizzas good. They put too much stupid shit on their dogs, though.

>>15582608
Chicago doesn’t even have pizza.

>>15582617
>Muh it's a casserole!
Eat shit, nycuck.

>>15582617
If you think Chicago only has deep dish, then you don't know shit about Chicago pizza.

>>15582436
Nigga don't sleep on costco pizza

>>15582436
>new york pizza is on the same level as costco pizza
That's some high fucking praise, NYC doesn't deserve that.

>>15582436
hurr durr sick deflection fuckface.

>>15582617
Chicagos real style is more like what the Ohiofaggot was talking about. That's really the predominate style from like Western NY to Chicago. The deepdish is a meme

>>15582608
based and hatecrimepilled

>>15582608
Things that never happened for 500. Also

>being an uppity Floridian

>>15582436
I'm not American, is this authentic pizza from New York City or a major bulk grocery store? I genuinely can't tell.

>>15582683
>he isn't an uppity floridian
I bet you don't even eat gator tail, shit's so cash.

>>15582682
That's genuine NY pizza. The best of the best.

>>15582682
It's handmade pizza from Costo Wholesale, a nationwide bulk grocery store chain with a food court.

>>15582701
Honestly, I would if I could.

>>15582711
>>15582712
I don't know what to believe.

>>15582712
He was being genuine anon don't troll him.

>>15582683
I'm as polite and full of southern hospitality as any other, but a life time of having to hear new yorkers bitch about every conceivable thing? The fucked up thing is, most of them never go back to new York, they stay in Florida for the rest of their miserable lives, all while bitching that nothing is as good as it was in the nogunz nofreedomz third world slums that make up nyc, all while making it clear that they think they're better than everyone. There's a limit to every man's patience, anon, and finding out for myself that the fuckers can't even get pizza right, all while patting themselves on the back about "it's da watuh" and how great the pizza is, that I deliberately sought out the drunkest, skinniest manlet wop I could find, tell him everything I hate about new York, just so I could easily beat the shit out of him. I'm not a tough guy, I didn't pick someone who could put up a fight, just a drunk loud mouth a quarter of my size. It wasn't about fighting, for me, it was about pure, uncut rage. If I could snap my fingers, and wipe out all new yorkers, in their homeland and in mine, anywhere else they infest, at the cost of my cock and balls, I'd be a eunuch without even thinking twice.

I never understood the hype behind new york pizza. I had new york pizza in new york and it tastes the same as any other street pizza. It is like the faggots who constantly rave about five guys or in and out. Normal ass food that is hyped beyond belief by localfags.

>>15582723
>it's dah watuh
Floridians don't know how to make NYC tap? You can get that in every state now. Florida must truly be an unlivable shithole

>>15582723
good lord you are so full of shit on top of being so bitch made youre fantasizing about beating up pesci sized guineas. lol fuck off you meth toking turd.

>>15582754
You imbecile, they brag about using water from the fucking hudson most of the time.
>>15582766
You can believe it, or not. I'm a big guy but I'm not good at fighting, just good at throwing people to the floor and beating them, that strategy doesn't always work and I'll admit it again, I just wanted to beat up someone who couldn't fight back, just to let off a lot of built up steam against a people who shouldn't exist.

>>15582744
New Yorkers are just loud and provincial, usually having very strong opinions despite having little to no experience with things outside their home state.

>>15581538
It's American.
Which is to say it's fake and gay.

>>15581789
NY Pizza is a forced meme.
Jew Yorkers have become so accustomed to their shitty ghetto pizza they are incapable of stomaching anything else.
It's kind of like how Americans in general are used to eating chocolate that tastes like vomit.

>>15582754
Is it similar to Michigan tap?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvIky3B661s

>>15582912
That is the life. One day I'll make it and I'll have a swanky modernist home and me and my bros will make American urban tap from scratch.

>>15582378
>not baking the basil into the pizza, just throwing raw basil on top
Thats a huge mistake

>>15582378
>americans think pizza margherita has fresh tomato pieces on it
NO

This is what a real pizza looks like. Not your thin American filth or your pathetic Italian povo shit.

>>15583040
fucking leaf

>>15582378
this is the most souless pizza I have ever seen.

>>15581178
>le REEL NY pizza
>it's just a normal pizza
I really don't get it

>>15583006
rent free chud

>>15581955
Anon properly clocked pizza isnt hard, what hellhole do you live in where you can't fold pizza slices.

>le folded 'za

>>15583040
meat lover pizzas are fucking trash fuck you

new yorkers are all nonwhites or drug addict retards, can't expect much from them

>>15582436
... but Costco pizza is awesome.

>>15581178
Is that where little caesars pizza came from? looks like shit.


Local Michigander here

>>15581178
What makes this "New York Pizza" as opposed to just Pizza? I don't understand. Americans keep spamming this crap.

>>15581178
that crust is looking a lil' sus

>>15582436
>>15584014
kys

https://youtu.be/nFMFlEtaKbM

>>15584340
new york style is big thin slices that are foldable with an airy yet crispy crust.

show pizza from your country pls

>>15584413
Here's one example, but every restaurant and pizzeria does it their own way. There's no "Copenhagen Style Pizza". The only thing I obviously don't see is thick doughy crust or casserole shit. So i guess by your definition every pizza here and also in Italy is "New York Pizza"...

>>15584461
I hope they made you a new pie for free since they fucked up the first one.

>>15582383
weird way to say yes

>>15584461
you really don't see the difference?

the crust on your pizza looks very Neopolitana to me. Looks good. But it is just a different type of pizza.

>>15581178
looks like 2 Bros. so those are $1 slices. not NY's greatest pizza but it does the job in a pinch

what used to be a $1 slice is more like $3.50 now at a decent place

>>15584479
I ordered a pizza, not a pie. Dunno where you'd get that idea.

>>15584507
That's because I showed pizza from a restaurant. Here is some sloppa shit sand nigger pizza, looks exactly like yours.

>>15584522
no that looks really different actually. The pizza in your picture looks like it's just sauce and cheese spread over a piece of cardboard.

What country is this?

>>15584507
>>15584522
and yeah I don't see how just having a few cm less crust around the edge defines something as "New York Style", that's just ridiculous. Really shows the poverty of the american food landscape. >OMG I PUT STRING CHEESE ON MY HOTDOG NOW IT'S CINCINNATI STYLE!!!
>*food places within 500 km ride the coattails of this enormous revolution in local cuisine for the next 50 years, never surpassing it in taste or innovativeness*

>>15584512
The typical retarded answer that I expected. Congrats.

>>15584532
OP pic is just sauce and cheese on cardboard too. Spoiler, cheap food made of similar ingredients is always kinda the same. It's very well known even Chicago is a better food town than NYC, and we're not even getting into the west coast. Shut up no one cares about your cardboard pizza

>>15584539
you're blind. The structure of the crust is completely different. you can't see that? The pizza on the bottom looks like you could smack it against the counter and it would snap into pieces. Who stacks slices of pizza?

>>15584532
Here's another one, exactly the same again. inb4
>NOOOOOO
>IT'S 1 MM TOO THICK
>THE OTHER ONE WAS 2 MM TOO THIN >THAT'S NOT THE SAME AT ALL, JEW YORK STYLE IS SPECIAL SND UNIQUE
lmao

>>15584565
Why are there leftovers on top of the pizza?

>>15584565
still does not look the same. I think you need to get your eyes checked

>>15582909
You're a forced meme.

a swedish delicacy: kebab pizza

>>15584640
All of New York City is a forced meme. I suspect it's a coping mechanism so the people living there don't have to face what a hellhole it is.

>>15585682
Nah, it’s awesome,

>>15585682
what kind of flyover cope is this lmao!

>>15586335
I've lived in NYC and it's trash. Moving back out to a rural area was the best decision I ever made. Keep telling yourself how awesome it is to live in that concrete hellscape, though, I'm sure if you say it enough times it will become true.

>>15585606
would

>>15584565
>>15584522
I wouldn't even call this trash pizza let alone New York style. Lmao @ europoors.

>>15585606
A Danish delicacy: kebab pizza with bearnaise sauce

>>15586365
no, rural areas, living in their own ignorant afraid-of-the-world bubbles, are what's trash. of course, if that's how your personality trends anyway, then I guess it's right for you

>>15581832

why not?

you hold it flat on your palm or something?

>>15582744
“Street pizza” isn’t a thing

>>15587140
But niggers and brown people are. Unfortunately.

>>15582608
Its called Jew York for a reason, anon.

>>15581818
delete this antisemetic post

This thread is so fucking stupid lmao, Both Chicago and New York pizzas are overrated.

>>15582433
Got a smirk

>>15584409
>there's 0 structure to this pizza
>holds it differently and it doesn't flop
NU YAWKAS are fucking cringe

>>15588347
Yeah, if you hold ANY New York slice the way he did it would flop.

>>15586791
Very enlightened and tolerant post from somebody not raised in a bubble.
>>15587819
Nobody rates or talks about Chicago style, but you can't go five seconds without some asshole nyew yawkahs bitching about chain pizzas.

>>15587140
I literally had pizza cooked from a pizza oven on the street. If that isn't street pizza, I don't know what is.

>>15581738
lmao

>>15584522
BTFO

>>15586791
t. bubble poster

>>15585606
now that's a 'za.....

>>15581178
I was in NY once and got a slice and the sausage was weird. Still an awesome slice of pizza though

>>15581178

Tastes like cardboard, I suppose

>>15581178
Looks like shitty $1.00 frozen pizza to me.

>>15589240
Weird how? Because it was sliced like pic related, and not from ground-up patties? I actually like it better sliced than ground, but different strokes, yadda yadda.

>>15589296
I like the cat turd shaped sausages. You know the ones I mean. It's like the ground pork clumped together into small oddly shaped ovals and someone pooped them out on to the pizza. Mmm mmm, reminds me of cat turds but it tastes delicious.

>>15589240
That’s meatball, not sausage dumbass. Meatball, meatball, meatball. Say it. Meatball, meatball, meatball........ Meatball is not sausage.

>I FUCKING LOVE PIZZA!!!!!!!

>>15582791
>I'm as polite and full of southern hospitality as any other
>I just wanted to beat up someone who couldn't fight back
lmao what a psycho

>>15589395
>sausages are meatballs
>minced meat is sausage
>patties are hamburgers
>sausages are hot dogs
>frikadeller are meatballs
this is your brain on the americ*n "language"

Man, a dollar slice ain't what it used to be.

>>15589919
amer*cans are subhuman scum

>>15581832
How else would you eat a slice?
Even though I’m from New York, any time I’ve left the state I’ve seen everyone eat pizza with the fold unless it was some kind of gay artisanal personal pie

>>15589395
No, meatball is ground beef and sausage is ground pork. It doesn't have to be sliced with a casing to be sausage, you can have balls of sausage with no casing.

>>15589919
What?

I was going to buy a dollar slice of pizza when I was in New York but I looked at the actual pizza and just walked out.

>>15582436
Bowling alley pizza is nostalgic and nice

>>15581295
>>15582383
Yes it does, you tard. Hope you never try pizza napoletana, it might break your mind.

>>15584409
Kikes are unbearable, idk how anybody can sit through and listen to this homo

This thread convinced me that "NY Pizza" is a fucking meme

>>15584522
Floor tiles

>>15590399
OK, so a hamburger is a sausage sandwich then?

>>15590651
No, sausage is ground meat with other stuff added in
Burger is ground meat only

>>15590651
Is a hamburger made of pork product, you fucking retard?

>>15581969
The Torah only prohibits mixtures of beef and cheese, actually. Pork and cheese is fine.

>>15590692
I know you are from an underdeveloped country that is too poor to raise cattle, but in the West we can make sausage from the flesh of many different animals including cows. Meat from cows is called beef.

>>15590702
Religious dietary restrictions are so weird

>>15591386
It's because beef and milk both come from cows. I had a jewish friend in high school who explained it as being abominable because it's bathing the mother's dead in her milk or something like that. Also, part of the reason that rule wouldn't exist for pork is that pork is forbidden in the first place.

New York bros, what is it about flyovers and Yuropoors that make them cope and seethe so violently over our pizza superiority? It is becoming a bit concerning.

>>15591479
that is what a lot of people say, but there's on actual reasons given or truly/fully known for the restrictions being what they are. they're all just stupid.

>>15581789
Stockholm syndrome. You honestly think that shithole of a city has the best food from every corner of the world? They just say that shit to feel better about paying $3800 for a closet built in 1976

>>15592929
I’d still rather live there than fucking Davenport, Iowa

>>15583040
Absolutely based

>>15582608
based until you said chicago was better. i’m in south florida and we have more new york style restaurants than i can count but lots of them suck cock

>>15581789
Thats the thing though is that I CANT find it anywhere else. I've lived in Norfolk VA, Los Angeles, DC, Denver. I have yet to find a place where I can walk in and ask for a single slice without people looking at me like I have three heads. The worst was northern Virginia where everyone eats 'Pizza Boli's!' which is literally shitty pizza cooked by Indians. Only in NY can I spend 2 bucks on a slice of pizza, drunk off my ass, and be 'good' for like an hour. And yeah I think it tastes great fucking blow me

>>15581178
when I would eat pizza in the city it was usually Sicilian style...now I'm too fat for that or any pizza really.

>>15584409
>>15588347
>>15588448
I guarantee you the only reason this idiot hates this pizza is exclusively because it's not a new york original.

Canadian pizza is the best pizza

>>15592927
>that is what a lot of people say, but there's on actual reasons given or truly/fully known for the restrictions being what they are.
Sometimes religious restrictions really are just spiritualistic superstition, though. Not every restriction has to trace back to something logical even if some might.

Best pizza in New York right here