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15577536 No.15577536 [Reply] [Original]

My favorite food is salsbury steak. Why do people find this funny?

>> No.15577622

>>15577536
Because your favorite meal comes from a box. Also, kotleti with pan gravy is the superior beef patty.

>> No.15577662

>>15577622
Well, salsbury steak is like everything that is the promise of steak, but that actual steak doesn't give. Just solid meat slab. I feel the same way about rib patties vs actual ribs.

>> No.15577742

>>15577536
>natural*

>> No.15577747

>>15577742
No artificial ingredients, only minimally processed. Could still mean they add soy filler to it.

>> No.15577750

>>15577536
sal'sb'ree steak is great, but you gotta go homemade, or at least school cafeteria

>> No.15577754
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15577754

yo yo yo check out this cute kitty niggas

>> No.15577755

>>15577750

yup. Any patty I've had has been very dry, mushy, gummy or slimy, depending on the brand and whether it's been frozen or not.

>> No.15577760
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>>15577536

>> No.15577762

>>15577754
she's made for bfc (big feline cock)

>> No.15577765

Tried making homemade salisbury steak but it came out yucky, any tips/recipes

>> No.15577768

>>15577754
Golden tigers kick ass

>> No.15577785

>>15577754
don't know how anyone can feel comfortable around big cats
even those gay magicians who worked with tigers for decades got mauled

>> No.15577809

>>15577662
What about real steak is not a solid meat slab?

>> No.15577830

>>15577785
Because she's likely surrounded by ten men with rifles at the ready

>> No.15577899
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>>15577830
>ten zookeepers with rifles
>all shooting something that's right next to you from different angles
>might have been years since they've last seen the range
Sounds like a firing squad to me

>> No.15577931

>>15577662
I used to like banquet Salisbury, but now I prefer to make it from ground beef. It's quite simple, but takes around 45 minutes to make. Also, you should try kotleti. The milk and bread make the patties super juicy but the egg holds it together.

>> No.15577936

>>15577536
Probs from FNV

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>>15577536
Learn how to make your own. Better than eating that frozen sh*t.

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>>15577944
Also

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>>15577754
That's a nice fuckin kitty you got there young lady.

>> No.15578799

>>15577944
quite literally looks like the turds i just flushed 10 minutes ago

>> No.15578810

>>15577662
>salsbury steak is like everything that is the promise of steak, but that actual steak doesn't give
lmao what...?


How the fuck does any retard think this is better than a real steak?

>> No.15579641

>>15578799
You should probably see a doctor

>> No.15579720

>>15578810
I dont think they're saying its better than real steak. You know how you see food in cartoons as a kid and expect them to be a certain way in real life? Then they're not and its kind of unsatisfying, even if its better? I think its like that