/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15575966
there is a place called random acts of pizza on reddit that might send you a pizza

>>15575972
this. try looking for places where they give out food if you're open to going outside. if not just hit up reddit and pray

>>15575972
>>15575978
I have asked them. So far nothing

I've heard shoes can be boiled to increase their palatability

>>15575966
invest in GRT and get out of wageslave hell

>>15576005
go to your neighbor's apt and beg for food

>>15576068
No I really have problems interacting with people

>>15576078
scour thru garbage if you have to late at night. you'll find some leftovers. just heat them and hope you don't get sick.

>>15576078
So you prefer to starve? Just do it, bitch boy.

>>15575966
Knife in your jugular would do the trick champ.

>>15575966
all your problems would be solved by joining the air force

>>15576136
Yeah fuck off. Telling a schizophrenic shut in that joining the Air Force is the answer is like telling you that expanding your company over seas is the answer. I’m not quite there yet.

>>15575966
Be a niggabitch and start shitting out niglets. You'll never have to pay for anything ever again

>>15576169
Seriously man just end your life.

>>15576223
bro you need to force yourself into a situation you despise. the military will beat your shyness and schizo nature out of you, it's good at that. only then will things get better

>>15575966
You got PayPal bro?

>>15576242
Nah, I'm not a weak minded, retardedly formed human being like you. The best case scenario for you is to just cut your losses right now and never produce another shit stain that will think just like you do.

>>15576260
ffs how can you ask for help if you won't help yourself

>>15575966
the mentally ill should be disposed of

>>15576251
Yeah

>>15576266
>ffs how can you think for yourself if you always have to rely on the thoughts of others
ftfy

>>15576285
i don't understand your point

>>15576298
it means you're a mental midget and need to be culled.
any more questions?

>>15576283
>>15576251

Can I post it or what?

>>15576357
Do it dickface so I can doxx the fuck out of you.

>>15576375
take ur meds. you are the schizo here projecting.

KFC throws out garbage bags of leftover chicken in their dumpster when they close.

>>15576402
huh?

>>15576421
Why would they throw leftover chicken on your mom?

>>15575966
Everything is free if you're brave enough, schizo-anon.

>>15576078
Walk through the neighborhood at night and look for grapefruit/orange trees in peoples front yards, I used to do that when i ran out of money.

>>15576357
Don't do it anon. I'd rather starve than let these heathens get a hold of my address. Go outside, make a cardboard sign and beg. It takes strength, but I know you can do it.

>>15576836
If someone holds a sign that says “help, I need food” and they mean it, I’m 100x more likely to buy someone a burger or burrito. I never give away money to fuckups but if someone needs a fucking sandwich then I just might make it happen, particularly if the pitch is “Down on my luck, need something to eat, I promise I will pay it forward.”

>>15575966
go to a doughnut or bagel shop and ask for the stale old doughnuts/bagels. they will practically give them to you for free if you say you're homeless.

Call the food bank in your city. Tell them you are housebound (make up a better excuse than being schizo) and see if they do drop offs, if not ask if there are any agencies they work with that do. You can also try telling them you have covid and have to isolate for 14 days but have no food

>>15575966
maybe one of those voices in your head could buy you a sandwich ;)

>>15577009
This, but if you do this, you must repay larger society by posting everything you make on /ck/.

>>15575966
do the voices in your head go "JUDEN JUDEN JUDEN"?

>>15576078
Well, that's your problem for being so fucking mentally ill that you would rather starve to death than talk to a person under some delusion that they will harm you. Take your fucking meds. You are not special. The government doesn't give a shit about you, the boogeyman isnt real. Are you really this retarded?

Fuck me, I yearn for the day when the admins make a /med/ and and an /rel/ board for the medical and relationship people to fuck off to.

>>15575966
whats ur venmo, go buy a bunch of oatmeal, its cheap and filling. get something that will last u a week anon

>>15577325
also schzio shut in. would totally send u something

>>15575966
Post venmo or link to reddit post anon

You can survive off sugar. Ask neighbors if they have some sugar.

>>15577325
>>15577351
Ok here. Is this how I do it?