/ck/ - Food & Cooking

just some uncooked steak? where's the sides at, poorfag?

The dinner...

Are you literally trying to get food poisoning?

>>15570889
"Sides" are a meme concept.
>>15570892
Idk what it is.
>>15570893
You don't get food poisoning from eating rare meat.

>IBC Root Beer
BASED enjoy your steak anon

>>15570864
Oops. It's a little raw. This must be embarrassing for you OP

>>15570864
>steak is too rare

>no loaded baked potato
>no loaded garlic mashed potatoes
>no potatoes au gratin
>no potatoes o'brien
>no roasted fingerling potatoes
>no roasted new potatoes
>no potato wedges
>no steak fries

>no asparagus
>no green beans
>no salad
>no mushrooms
>no onions

>no gravy
>no au poivre
>no demi-glace
You fail at steak, sir. You fail hard.

cringe

>>15570864
>Work in a greasy spoon diner during high school
>80 year old man comes in every day
>Gets the same thing
>A ground beef patty set on the grill for no more than 10 seconds on each side
>Countless waitresses tell him that we can't do that. All of our ground beef is from sysco and it's simply not safe to serve it only slightly warmed
>Calls for the line cook (me) each time they do
>Tell him the waitress is correct but so is the customer
>Make him his bacteria burger every day for three years
>My sister that worked in the same restaurant sees him one day in the local video rental store
>He's walking out of the adult curtained off section with a pile of DVDs literally above his head, like fifty pornos

If you want to live like a god, do so.

>>15570864
the mighty blu-rare. these plebs will never understand op.

>>15570864
that's just a little too rare, it's not even warm

Blue is the absolute pleb filter. Enjoy, Op.

>>15570938
That dude is a fucking champ. I bet he was garroting krauts in the trenches of Verdun. You did right and served your country by serving that porn-addled madman his bacteria burger, anon.

>>15570900
>You don't get food poisoning from eating rare meat.
Only /ck/ can believe something this stupid. Cook brown, stay around.

>Cook brown, stay around.

>>15570864
>not Bang's

>>15570995
I drink Dad's and IBC if there isn't any Dad's.

>>15570995
>he calls Barg's Bang's

I was just trolling, but seriously I had it blue and rare before and the texture was a little too chewy and slimy for me. Medium rare is fine though.

>>15570995
>>15571002
It's Barq's you fucking idiot

>>15571002
It’s actually Banq’s

>>15571016
You fat fucking retard

You know who drink's bang's? My like 80 year old grandma rofl

>>15571016
in what world is that an R? It's clearly n

>>15571016
Learn how to read retard.

>>15571028
In what world is it a G you fat fuck

>>15570990
Racist!!!

>>15570864
The SINGLE most respresentative image of 'Black and Blue' ive ever seen

>>15571016
are you blind?