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>Hey gorgeous, are you on the menu?

>> No.15566037

>>15565996
based, i'm gonna use this

>> No.15566043
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15566043

>>15565996
>E-excuse me sir I am the manager do we have a problem here?

>> No.15566333

>>15565996
That's an in-focus picture of me

>> No.15566338

>>15565996
>farts in your food later
You fucked up

>> No.15566342

>>15566338
On this site it's considered a show of affection

>> No.15566347

>>15566342
Alright, then she spits in your food, you like that??

>> No.15566355

>>15566347
How hot is she

>> No.15566373

>>15566043
>Literally look like pic related but with more red

Nice meeting you boys, brb, killing myself

>> No.15566377

>>15566355
She's black and kinda below average and short

>> No.15566400

>>15566377
Is it a loogie or just drool from the corner of her mouth as she gets hot from the thought of taking her revenge on me

>> No.15566403

>>15566377
Is she single?

>> No.15566408

>>15566400
The latter

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15566409

>>15566043
Yes, you're neck.
>SMACKS

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15566422

>>15566043
What the fuck? Did Chris Watts escape prison and hide out as a Portland Hipster faggot?

>> No.15566423

>>15566403
She just broke up with her boyfriend

>> No.15566426

>>15566408
Kinda hot