/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15559739
fruits and vegetables

>>15559742
That's why you'll never be a favorite uncle

>>15559739
Flavored condoms

>>15559739
https://voca.ro/1eZ8czt7dMlG

>>15559739
pictures of your penis

>>15559739
Stable generic stuff. Humbugs, toffees, etc.

Plum candy that you can get at the asian market

>>15559739
do americans really ?

>>15559739
>I'm making a candy drawer for my nieces

>>15559748
sounds like you're trying to groom her

>>15559739
Fill it with cavities

>>15559748
yeah i don't get along with my brother or his wife or his kid, and i'm glad. he and she are both dicks

>>15559859
seek mental help

>>15559739
Ludens

>>15559859
Have you never been an uncle? I love my nieces and I babysit them alot and I know they love candy

>>15559897
i am an uncle and don't give a fuck about my brother's kid. he's an asshole who married a girl from a rich family and she's an asshole too. and he knows

>>15559907
thats not the kid fault, but it is okay to hate family anon if you have a real reason

>>15559907
Okay cool blog bro

>>15559897
>I love my nieces
yeah, I bet you do

> I babysit them alot
More like sit on their face

> I know they love candy
more like "candy"

>>15559919
he said that's why you will never be a favorite uncle. so i wanted to explain. am i not allowed to say what i want. i'm sure you're one of those types that thinks saying 'based' 100 times is funny

>>15559921
Anon do you need to talk? Did your uncle touch you or something

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>>15559945
had to look it up. i kind of figured

>>15559957
lmao didn't knew it was used for autism too, but yeah

>>15559739
M&M's
Skittles
Starburst
Gushers

Why not get them some nice assortments of fruit when they come over. It’s still very sugary and sweet, but at least has some health benefits and fiber.

Candy should be a treat reserved for special days, events, and maybe rewards. Stop contributing to childhood obesity

Make your own kandy
Or give them old people candy. Why let them succumb to the sucrose jew?

>>15559739
Sleepy pills and lube

>>15559739
To what extent do you plan to fuck your nieces and how do you intend to avoid getting raped and killed in prison?

>>15559739
Go for gummy/fruity candies over chocolate.
Chocolate (not counting dark which kids hate anyway) way unhealthier than fruity/gummy candies, plus it will melt.
Fill with small/mini bags and give her 1 or 2, like the type when people trick or treat. Big bags are too unhealthy.
I recommend starbursts, haribo gummys, trolly gummys, skittles, and smarties.

>>15560807
This is a good idea. Milk and white chocolate is smelly. Gummies also get stiff after a while which makes them more fun to chew on. Dark chocolate biscuits are very nice though she might like those instead of just plain dark

>>15559739
>a candy drawer for my nieces

You should put a lock on it - kids and easily accessible sweets in one location are a bad combination if you're expecting those sweets to last.

>>15559748

Is the position of creepy uncle still open?

>>15560457
>>15560253
seek mental help/counseling

>>15559739
>>15559748
>>15559897
>I love my nieces so much I like to feed them poison to fuck up their hunger hormones, metabolism, and fat regulation.

>>15561080
Take your meds

>>15559739
You want candies that are kind of different so that visiting your house is always fun and exciting
Try weird mexican candies (but only in normal flavors, no tamarind), old fashioned candies like thise strawberry hard candies, stuff like that

>>15561141
Processed sugar is fucking poison. Sucrose is 50% fructose which is metabolized by the liver in the same way as alcohol and can lead to fatty liver and metabolic syndrome just like alcohol does. Stop feeding kids sugar, you're killing them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBnniua6-oM

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>>15561179
>provide medical facts
>provide lecture from doctor demonstrating those facts with sources
How am I a schizo for saying that processed sugar is bad for you? Literally all doctors agree with this.

>>15559739
condoms, lube, birth control pills, cigarettes

>>15561193
Ok buddy no one cares candy is fine in moderation stop acting like one those faggot vegans

>>15561225
>drawer full of candy
>moderation
Pick one.

>>15561241
Have you never seen a candy drawer you don't eat all the candy at once you just take like one or two pieces every few days

>>15561225
Kill yourself you child abusing boomer you should stay the fuck away from children psycho

>>15561440
Ok vegan

>>15561513
You don't give a flying shit what happens to the child that has one chance to make it in life you should be locked up for this pure evil

>>15559739
I would nevver bring my children to you.
Why are parents or adults in general so stupid? Why would you willingly give your child this cancerous shit to put into their body?

>>15561513
This doesn't even make sense, vegans fucking love sugar and it makes up like a quarter of their diet as additives to make their shitty food substitutes taste good.

>>15559739
A hidden camera

>>15561269
this is for KIDS, apparently. Do you really think kids are gonna stop after a basic chocolate bar? Fucking moron, first you are willing to feed the children this cancerous poison and then you go full blown retard. Never do that. Just kys.

>>15559957
Maybe that's why the only time I've felt normal was when I was on this shit. I'm not bipolar but I'm definitely autistic

>>15561684
>what is fruits, vegetables, whole grains, tubers such as potatoes, legumes, herbs and spices
retard

ITT: A bunch of /fit/ fags and wanna be doctors who only eat plain chicken, brown rice, and broccoli

>>15559739
get some quality chocolate, instead of big bags of shit

>>15559784
Thanks anon

one time i went to BWW and got absolutely shitfaced hammered watching march madness, i walked into the mens restroom to take a shit in the stall and i was about halfway to the toilet seat with shit coming out of my asshole when i realized i had accidentally walked into a stall where a dad was changing his daughter on the changing table

>>15559739
celery and a written note telling them that nobody likes fat girls

>>15559859
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>>15561686
die in pain