/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15555562

>>15555562
Werthers

Wait anon Bit-O-Honey can't be an old person candy my dad always used to get me tho--
>my dad is old
>I'M OLD
Thanks for ruining my day, asshole.

For me? It's those little strawberry hard candies with the goo inside that are wrapped in foil with a strawberry print.

>>15555562

>>15555603
Count yourself lucky, young people spend all day pretending to be women online and watching faggots scream to a camera

>>15555562
Old man dick in a flavored condom is the best old person hard candy

Granny had a bowl of these and the strawberry hard candies the other guy mentioned.

You "people" are making a good case that old people have the best taste in candies.

>>15555562
Those right there. I also like butterscotch hard candies.

>>15555608
this

Probably butter mints or Werther's.

>>15555562

>>15555562

>>15556185
Interesting.

>>15556178

>>15555585
Correct

Are there even any beside pic related and Werther's? Never seen the ones in OP before.

>>15555632
You rang?

>>15555629
100 grand are old people candy?
this reminds me that I grabbed a couple king size white chocolate hersheys with almonds.
>>15555562
bit o honey is some of the best
also love those white nougat with colored jellies made by brachs?

>>15555562

Maybe not old person per se, but I'm firm in that this is the undisputed king of candy bars.

I don't know if these are my favorite but I got a huge bag of them for christmas and they're bretty good.

>>15556363
forgot pic

Love me some Bit O Honey. Also like the Chick O Stick.

>>15555562

>>15556367

Top choice with Cow Tails.

>>15555562
unripe lemons
My Gran used have bowls of these all over at Christmas.

>>15555734
4chan is getting old. We're just becoming cultured.
Also, third for those strawberry candies being good as fuck.

when you bite down after you let it softened up

>>15556367
>pronounced "gets"
Very clever, german jews. They are good, though.

>>15556217
As somebody with horrible allergies and chronic sinus infections, where can I get these?

Marzipan, yum
old people bread cndy

>>15556230
Imagine watching this faggot get dragged by a truck.

Where do I get old people candy
I do not have old people in my vicinity

>>15556626
Dollar store, maybe? Even aged like it's been in grannies hard candy bowl.

>>15556581
There we go

>>15556178
these are in the "only eaten if they're the only option" category for me

>>15556367
Filename gave me a good ole kek.

>>15556333
holy trips, batman

>>15555629
Wtf these are my favorite and I'm not even 30 asshole heck off

Old candy is white supremacy and systemic racism. Do some research.

>The candy market was a racially differentiated one. The more expensive varieties, such as hand-dipped chocolate bonbons, were aimed at young white women and middle-class children. The cheap stick candy, meanwhile, was targeted at African-American and immigrant Irish and Chinese children.

> Confectioners in the 1920s drew on long-standing racial stereotypes in their joint advertising campaigns. One of the more grotesque examples: ads for Picaninny Freeze, a 5-cent frozen dessert from the Hendler Creamery Co. (Picaninny is an offensive term for a small black child.) Though the product was a strawberry ice cream dotted with chocolate seeds, the ad featured a caricature of a young black girl, with oversized red lips, chomping on a huge slice of watermelon – a fruit laden with racist associations — with the slogan: "Eat, seeds 'n all!"

>In 1923, a confectioner in Portland, Ore., came up with a candy called "nigger's toes." The ad had a cowboy in blackface whose feet were oversized Brazil nuts dipped in chocolate.

>>15557397
sounds pretty based to me

>>15557397
Its always amusing how white people have been this obsessed with black people since forever.

>>15557397
Why would a white person eat a candy called nigger toes?

>>15555562
Grandma always called these things, "nigger babies".

>>15555562
lemon drops with the sandpaper sugar coating

Those flavored tootsie rolls are the tits. I also love regular tootsie rolls. Loved getting them for Halloween I don't care if it was cheap.

i love thes things :o)

>>15556178
I fucking love these

>>15556626
If ocean state job lots exist near you they have every old person candy in this thread not joking.
t. worked there for summer job

>>15555555

>>15557241
back to the nursing home gramps

>>15556367

>>15557459
because they think they contained the most valuable element in the world - melanin.
little did they know it was false advertising. nigger toes didn't contain any melanin, similar to how marshmallows don't really contain marshmallow roots

>>15556598
http://mygermancandy.com/original-jahnke-eukalyptus-menthol-bonbon-1kg-35-27-oz-big-bag/

>>15556585
>pronounced "gets"
It's pronounced Götze's

Those little hard yellow butterscotch candies are kino

is that delicious mint candy ribbons??

no, it's
>clove

>>15558276
That and Look are my favorite candy bars.

>>15556570
Gotta be ready to make New Years luck pigs

>>15556570
for what purpose

>>15555583
noooo this breaks /ck/

I don't eat candy.

>>15558854
but you have eaten candy in the past

>>15555562

My grandparents always had cherry cordials.

>>15556570
I think your grandma might have been a crazy person.

>>15558090
This is the correct answer.

>>15556178
These, but the tropical flavors.

>>15558816
The clove ones are my favorite.

Those are good but the orange ones are better

>>15555585
Yes.

We all know what old people candy is. What is young people candy? Do the zoomers even eat candy anymore?

>>15555562
Not even shitposting these are really good actually

>>15561633
Zoomers love sour shit.

>>15558245
Kek

>>15556581
das it

>>15556529
my nigga

I am a sucker for those hard strawberry candies with the gooey center. When I see them sitting in a bowl at an office or bank. I always grab a big handful of them

>>15555562
Polish Fudge, pretty popular in Germany.

>>15555585
A fuckin classic bud.

So great they inspired a band name.

>>15556185
is this just a sugary powder, or do you pour it in your mouth and a gum wad manifests, or is it flavored sugar and the clumps are little gums?

>>15558245

>>15556581
These are the shit. They're a bit bland at first, but the flavor seems to build once you've had a few.

>>15558276
This fucker took out a loose tooth when i was a kid

>>15555585
hell yeah

>>15555562
You are now aware that these are old people candy and that anyone under the age of 30 literally doesn't remember them being available for sale.

>>15563705
>want this ever since I saw it in Stargate as a kid
>never seen it in shops
Feels bad

I haven't seen these in years, though maybe I just haven't been looking in the right stores?

Eating these shits makes me feel like royalty

>>15563872
They're everywhere around here in the Midwest.

>>15563729
I remember walking into Aldi with my mom as a kid ~2009 and always choosing these when she'd let me get something. Made me feel fancy popping that tin out in middle school.

>>15559377
I would always eat the whole box when visiting my grandma.

I can't even enjoy these unless they're halfway stale. They need that firmness.

>>15555585
fucking based and geriatric-pilled. i used to find these in my grandma's candy drawer when i was a little kid, and i've been addicted ever since

>>15563900
Based.

Honingraatjes (honeycombs)
Honey flavored liqorice

>>15555585
I tried their chewy caramel version to spice things up, and I prefer the hard candy original in the end.

>>15563893
These were my candy of choice at my grandma's. I'd eat so fucking many, I was legit addicted. Sometimes I would secretly load up my pockets with them to bring them home.

>>15563913
That sounds amazing

>>15563127
it's literally the extra broken bits of their gum that builds up from the machines cutting it up or whatever. Think of it like a broken up cookie, bunch of crumbs and bits but if you chew it up together, it creates a wad of gum.

Buttermints

>>15563888
save big money at menaaaards

>>15555585
Based grandpa poster

cannot let my favorite candy go unrepresented here!

>>15563872
floridafag here, they're in every single CVS

>>15564002
or my other favorite

>>15564002
>>15555562
>>15556367
>>15556581
>>15563729
>>15563872
>>15563874
10/10
>inb4 mad mass reply
these are the best candies

>>15563927
if this was a better product I'd call this responsible reuse but since it's hubba bubba I'll call it industrial waste

>>15555562
Eiskonfekt.

>>15564161
Off-brand Reese's cups or do they have a filling other than peanut butter?

>>15564176
Yeah, urea
I'm not kidding
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ischoklad
And Europeans criticize Americans for chocolate with Butyric acid in it

>>15564017
that shit is so Fucking gross it's unbelievable. I figured it was going to taste like grape and they just called it "violet" because it's Purple packaging and flavor. No, it actually tastes like the god damned flower. disgusting.

>>15564191
lmao more like pisskonfekt

>>15564176
Don't know about Reese's cups, these ones have no filling, but still a distinctive taste and are usually served cold. Wikipedia says they're made with coconut fat for a lower melting temperature.

>>15562805
Wow i totally forgot about these, used to eat handfuls of these at family gatherings

>>15555562
also just my favorite candy in general

these shits
rip grandma

>>15560624
they are good, but they're also old people af

my grandmother was born in 1917, and when she was little they would get oranges and walnuts for Christmas. they were poor so they loved it more than anything else and looked forward to it all year. right up until she died in her 90s she would give me oranges, grapefruit, and exotic nuts for Christmas

miss you Babci

>>15555562
Root beer barrels

>>15563729
I'm 29 and used to buy these often when I was in high school. The tangerine ones were awesome.

>>15555585
Agreed. My grandma always had loads of the hard candies and used to give me some as well. I prefer the soft chewy ones though.

Any love for the Zero bar, the dustiest candy bar in the aisle?

I'm pretty sure that's why I first decided to try one as a kid cause I was like "wtf is this dusty ass stack of bars that no one buys they must be terrible"

>>15556581
here it is

>>15555585
spbp

>>15555583
>Mfw when my family put raisins in the rice on christmas dinner

>>15568022
forgot pic

>>15563729
24 and my dad would get them a lot and then complain when my siblings and I devoured them all and then complained about stomach aches

>>15557459
it's actually a common term for brazilian nuts in the south

because the white flaking looks kind of like the white on the bottom of black peoples feet

Werthers or ribbon candies but only around Christmas time

>>15565303
lol my grandma does the same shit and she's finally hit 90. she would also give me scratch offs for Christmas.
the number one thing i always associate her with his good food and those variety nuts on every gathering table.

takes a real grandma to give a shit about her only adopted child's grandchild. she's got like 20 names to fucking remember after all.

>>15563729
>dad used to break these babies out when we would go fishing on precarious rocks
i miss these things

>>15555585
>All the Werthersfags ITT
Fucking amazing, the lot of you.

>>15555562
>>15555585
>>15563872
>>15565247
>>15556529
patrician taste

>>15569778
>tfw you accidentally buy the apple filling whethers
>get high as fuck and witness the surprise
almost lost my sanity

Does this count as candy?

>>15557397
fuck off marxist scum

>>15569656
wait is she your great-grandma then?

also that's based

>>15565303
My grandma kept that same nut variety in a wooden container on her coffee table. Cracking them open was the fun part.

>>15571220
how fucking bonkers were those brazil nuts. so intimidating but then a gigantic mouthful per nut

>>15571247
They were the hardest to open so I squished the nut half the time.

>>15571264
Pretty sure I did the same

I think I'm gonna have to get me a mixed bag for old time's sake

>>15563930
>>15563713
my niggas

>>15563900
>I can't even enjoy these unless they're halfway stale. They need that firmness.
To be more specific, they have to have been sitting in the open self serve candy bins at a corner store.

>>15571622
mixed with band-aids and used condoms

I'm unironically that guy and will take these over a lot of modern candy.
I'm also a black licorice person.

>>15571635
I dunno what the tier above patrician is but you're on it.

>>15571635
RIP Necco

My mother always got me Neccos when my brother preferred shitty Gushers and Tic Tacs

>>15571635

Baste

>>15557213
common on slow boards such as this

>>15563872
I can only ever find these in dollar stores.

>>15555637
>old man dick
>hard
Doesnt check out

>>15569849
no but these did

>>15563729
why did they have to discontinue them...

>>15569797
>poop emoji

>>15572777
plopp emoji

>>15555562
accept no substitute

>>15563872
have you tried charleston

>>15563874
Hngggggg my grandma used to have these and we could have one after dinner. They are so great. Just stay away from the season based specials like the AE Santa Clause. I had expected for the chocolate SC figurines to be filled with delicious mint filling but instead they were hollow with a thin wall of mint flavoured chocolate. I was 27 when I bought them but I felt betrayed like an ignorant child. Fucking deceit, only get the originala with the that classy brown paper subpackaging.

>>15563913
>honingraatjes
The millennial's liquorice. Real boomers eat dubbelzout. Really gets the ol' blood pressure rising and kidneystones forming

>>15555562
Old people candy when back from vacation

>>15555583
All year old people candy

>>15555562
Almost forgot the king of old people chocolate. Served from the box like a fine cigar, lifting the lid and presenting the contents or put in a crystal bonbonnière on the salon table

>>15555562
Old people with colonial heritage candy

peanut butter kisses were legit amazing and they've been impossible to find since necco went out of business

I used to love horehound, it's been years since Ive seen it

>>15574468
I found some of these at the store recently, as well as some other flavors from the same brand. The horehound and licorice are my favorites.

Anybody ever been to Goldenrod?

https://youtu.be/wBJNohf1TZk

>>15555562

>>15558276
Are these like Abba Zabbas?

>>15558118
I respect you man.
Moved out of New england recently and the one thing I miss so much is OSJL.
Every FOH worker I met there was a kook but super nice.

>>15566564
Love them, I have like a 40 year old display box for them.

>>15573806
Truly patrician tier

>>15556598
If you get stuffed up, try these.

>>15555585
Butterscotch drops are amazing.

clark bars, teaberry gum, and sensen when you could get it

>>15556626
There's some websites out there that sell old timey candy and will ship to you. I got a bag of nik-l-nips from one once.

>>15561822
I'm in my 30s and sour candy was always what I preferred

>>15563872
Every CVS in this part of the country has them, they used to be my go-to for sneaking into movie theatres

For old candy and drinks go to cracker barrel.

>>15563998
私のじいさんがくれた

>>15569797
Lokum is amazing but I wouldn't really call it old people candy, it's just foreign candy. I really like the simple rosewater flavor.

Does saltwater taffy count as old people candy?

>>15555585
yes

>>15576315
yes >>15574497

>>15576321
Good, because I fucking love saltwater taffy since I grew up near the beach. I don't live there anymore but my relatives sometimes send me a bag of the stuff made locally. Ours always came in the shape of like a long thin tootsie roll though instead of like in >>15574497

>>15556217
Bit O Honeys are really hard and chewey and taste like honey, they're pretty good.

Pic related or that strawberry hard candy

>>15576329
As long as you're having the good stuff it doesn't matter what shape it is. Also I'm a huge fan of pic related. Not much like saltwater taffy but damn it's so stretchy and tangy and nice

>>15576419
Yeah it's the good stuff, it's made by a family-owned company that sells it in a shop they've had on the pier for decades.

>>15576487
which town/beach/pier anon?

>>15576501
Ligma

>>15576593
Whats ligma?

>>15576602
Ligma, Maine.

>>15576602
not much, you?

Kino.

>>15572431
Viagra exists you dumb faggot.

>>15563930
My gentleman of color.

>>15574483
For me, its lemon.

>>15557397

>>15576304
CAN-D

>>15556570
what the fuck

hi can i post in this thread

where can I buy Mexican candy online that isn't ebay or Amazon?

>>15572952
Based

>>15577854
https://www.mexgrocer.com/catagories-mexican-candy.html

>>15577860
no international shipping =/

>>15577866
LOL good luck. Amazon is probably gonna be your only real option.

>>15577854
have you tried El Ebayo?

>>15577871
>>15577894
shipping costs to australia are insane

>>15563913
and they're honeycomb shaped? fuckin cute

>>15556178
My grandma always kept a tin of these in her car when I was a kid

>>15555585
Based and pedopellet-pilled

>>15557397
>a candy called "nigger's toes." The ad had a cowboy in blackface whose feet were oversized Brazil nuts dipped in chocolate.
Kek
Based confectioner

>>15564002
when you come in after a hard stressful day at work, you plop down on the couch and boot up your playstation and have some Mary Jane.

>>15567325
This nigga eatin beans!

>>15576787
OOO Nickle Nips

>>15568022
>not liking raisins in your rice pudding
Pleb detected

>>15558276
Wow, can't believe they named a candy after me

>>15555562
>200+ posts and nobody's posted the ultimate old person candy yet

>>15556333
The salted nut roll is the old person version of this. You won’t find it in supermarkets as often as little hardware or feed stores

>>15579260
I'm all about the green triangles. Except there seems to be about 2-3 per family sized cannister and we only get these around Christmas so it's rare that I ever get them. Still, gives you something to look forward to all year I guess.

need moar

>>15574628
ugh these used to be in MRE's a while back i got so fucking sick of them

>>15578321
My grandma always bought these from dollarama shits based

>>15555562

>>15556581
CORRECT!

>>15563705
HELL YEAH

>>15558276
This is what I call my grandpa's penis.

>>15577854
>>15578017
seriously, why is mexican candy so god damn expensive to ship? it's the most expensive shipping of anything I have ever ordered from anywhere

>>15555585
spbp

>>15583527
are you sure it's not drugs

>>15583726
no, unless chili mango pops are drugs

>>15555585
This right here.

>>15555608
The fuck is that even called? It was always that one candy you never saw anyone buy as a kid yet every teacher had a bag of for students.

>>15561661
Based

>>15572764
the company said it was because of declining sales but i saw a post that said they had some chemical in them that was harmful to eat by an ex worker. some hydroxysomething complicated shit. i think it was on this board

>>15557397
The entrie United States was founded on it. Let people enjoy the harmless take aways from old times, also go choke on a butterscotch you mouth breathing fun ruiner

>>15563913
For me, its their double salt variety

>>15576274
dude these are awesome as fuck and I don't think I've had them in 20 years.

>>15558090
If you don't guard these with your life and hide them from everyone you know, some twat is just going to come in and eat all the mint gummies and nothing else until they're gone. Happens every time.

>>15569849
>got a cold once
>bought extra strength fiherman's friends thinking I needed extra strong cough drops
>so fucking strong I couldn't eat them, had to go back to the store almost immediately to just buy some citrus flavoured ones

seriously those extra strength fisherman's friends taste like spicy cardboard

>>15583956
>>so fucking strong I couldn't eat them
cant have a sore throat if you dont have one anymore

>>15583740
>no
So you're not sure.

>>15556581
Funny how I've seen these all the time yet never tried them

>>15555585
based

>>15583761
Strawberry Bon Bons, anon.

>>15581258

Nyquil use to have medicated cough drops and I would make my younger eat like half a package and when she fell asleep, use to feel her up and grind on her pussy and she wouldnt wake up easily.

>>15555562
Bit-O-Honey, Mary Janes, peanut butter bars, those black or orange wrapped peanut butter taffy things, Werther's... Those are the best. The strawberry things are okay but not great. Also licorice.

r8 my old people setup

>>15585455
HNGGGGGGG Dickmann's nigger kisses, those are great

What's also great is the smell of a fresh box at 20:00

Do you think it would be possible to melt down some werthers in a non stick pan, add some Rohypnol and reform it in a similar shape and rewrap?

>>15585455
I think Super Dickmann's are very similar to teacakes, right?

That is, marshmallow on a biscuit base, covered in chocolate

>>15586268
You could get those soft caramel Werthers with the liquid caramel cores and inject it with a syringe. Or drill out a regular one, fill the cavity and then seal the hole with some molten caramel. In minecraft of course

>>15586281
Nah, I mean real life. To knock out some kids who still fuck around on my property kicking up the grass. One is pretty cute and I give them stuff from time to time.

>>15555629
Hey fuck you I love this bar

>>15568022
>Having rice on Christmas

>>15555562
Are aplets and cotlets candy?

>>15586456

>eating maggots EVER.

>>15557397
>companies made things that certain groups of people could afford and then did their best to sell those things to those groups of people
>this is bad somehow

>>15586793
Did gators eat shit back then?

Candy in a bottle

>>15564017
Based this is my favorite gum

>>15564194
sorry you can't read

>>15571635
Based.
My grandpa always carried a roll of these in his briefcase

>>15556178
a man of patrician taste, i see.

>>15584635
nigger all I want is some mexican candy without having to pay $100 shipping for a bag of fucking lollipops. is that too much to ask. fuck drugs. I could go get a bag of whatever from wherever if I was a degenerate fuck but all I want is some god damned mexican candy

>>15579394
I fucking love these and cant find them anywhere, hardware stores included

>>15583527
If you have any friends in the states maybe it'll be cheaper to have them buy some from a local mexican grocery store and ship them to you.

>>15586272
My dad loved something like those here in america. I think they're pretty good too but I generally don't like cold, untoasted marshmallow.

>>15589343
Try microwaving them for like 15 seconds first. works wonders for the very similar Moonpie

>>15555555

I'm trying to lay off the sweets but this thread makes me want to be a fatty fat fat. fucking hell why do i crave sweets so much. even a simple box of pic related would be destroyed in front of me right now.

>>15589343
and the under-appreciated secret to how awesome Pinwheels are is that soft dark chocolate cookie base. holy fuck it makes it all worthwhile. my dad hated those things though and wouldn't allow them in the house (probably because I liked them) so my mom had to sneak them to me

>>15555677
Take me back...

>>15589337
wanna be friends?

>>15567325
eating beans up in this biotch lol

>>15574483
the wild cherry ones are the best

>>15555562
Grandma has always had these whenever I went over

>>15566302
smae