/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15549440
You do realize that you’re plant based as well, right? Follow the food chain.

ITT: triggered manbaby general

>>15549451
If you really wanna get technical we are shit based.

Or maybe sun based? Water based?

>>15549479
Sun Based. It all comes from the sun. and not just "our" sun.

>>15549479
star dust. Life as we know it could not exist if not for the corpses of stars.

plant based car
. . . plant based gf

>>15549440
Could you be more of a snowflake

>>15549496
No u

>>15549490
Ok le based black man, here's your updoots and plebbit gold

>>15549496
plant based snowflake

>>15549440
where can i buy meat-based vegetables?

>>15549440
Translation: Monsanto soy and corn

>>15549440
>>15549976
>Meat-based butter
lard
>Meat-based "milk"
bull cum
>Meat-based schmeat
meat
>Meat-based cosmetics
blood
>Meat-based dildos
;)

>>15549451
Wrong nigger. Christ created man in his image, we are human based not some gay plant shit

>>15549440
They really seem to be gearing up to have us not eat meat.

>>15550035
if you're going to christianpost, at least don't be a retard and say Jesus was the creator.

>>15549451
We're more likely fungus-based considering the similarities between fungal neural structures and animal neural structures.

>>15549673
It was Sagan not Tyson that popularized the whole we're all made of stardust line. Fucking kids.

Retarded carnist opinion discarded

I actually agree. I find it super annoying they won't use the word vegan and I go out of my way to avoid vegan restaurants no matter what.

Veganism isn't novel, it is much cheaper for a restaurant to not serve dairy or meat, so really it is all just positive spin to justify serving ingredients that have a much higher profit margin.

>>15549440
I agree opie! I would like to shove the base of a plant up their asses.

>>15550403
>using carnist as an insult
I'll never understand this, it sounds metal as fuck. How would anyone feel insulted or derided being called something that cool?

I really like plant based vegetables. They've got something good going on with that idea.

>>15550434
this.

isn't like the term herbivore male used to explain why people in japan are mostly virgins?

What is a carnivore man?

>>15549440
Plant based /cuck/

Challenge to the haters: Show me a religious cult in the 20th century that was not vegan or vegitarian.
> Protip: You can't

>>15550039
It makes me sick to think about it. I've lost so much weight and I feel so good eating a diet that is 85% animal products.

>>15550664
Scientology.

>>15550706
Good one! I'll look into it and what ol' L Ron Habembe required of his followers at the start. Also, most hollywood fags are vegan anyway. Still, good thinking.

>>15550078
Dude shrooms lmao

If we consider cows as machines then every milk product is plant based
Plants go in, milk comes out

>>15549440
Isn't everything plant based? Some of it just gets more based through somethings else's based digestive syatem.

>>15550109
Whatever, they're both idiots who can't even prove how stars are made, let alone intelligent life.

>>15549440
plant based isn't based

>>15549451
>>15549440
It's really quite funny how amerisharts manage to take the most trivial of things (eating) and turn them into an identity where you either eat zero animal flesh at all, or you have to eat beef every single day, and anything in between those two things means you're either a murderer or a communist

>>15550416
>Veganism isn't novel, it is much cheaper for a restaurant to not serve dairy or meat, so really it is all just positive spin to justify serving ingredients that have a much higher profit margin.
don't care about veganism
ordering expensive items is dumb because they just lightly grill it in a way that even a 5 year old could manage
I will only ever order vegetarian items, sausages, or desserts from a restaurant because I don't wanna pay $50 for a $20 steak + 5 minutes of work

fuck wiggers, fuck kikes, fuck jannies

>>15549440
I mean the whole branding of it is tiring but is it really something worthy of note? "Plant-based meat" just means "this new food we invented that's made of beans/mushrooms/plants" and it's often tasty if you eat it for what it is.

For some vegetarians, especially the non retards, it also has the advantage that they get to go out ofr burgers with friends and eat a sandwhich, so I appreciate the branding on that end. At the end of the day, if you have to sell the fantasy that it's "just like meat" to tastlets so they'll put the thing up of the sandwhich shop that's fine, I'm here to eat good stuff, not to wage war on everything I see as idiotic.

>>15551562
I just wish they'd cut it with the meat substitute angle. Just make good veggie/bean/mushroom patties and sell them on their own merits. Stop with the "IMPOSSIBLE BURGER TASTES JUST LIKE THE REAL THING." I don't mind at all for a burger place to sell a black bean burger or tofu burger or whatever else because they don't pretend to be something they're not. I just wish more vegetarians and vegans could approach their own diet with more honesty.

It's not just the vegetarians and vegans, either. Keto people who constantly eat bread/pasta/cake substitutes instead of approaching keto with a mind to just eat actual, real keto-friendly food bug me, too. It's fine to have an exclusionary diet, but just fucking ACCEPT that's what you're doing and stop trying to make sugar-free cookie substitutes full of processed garbage to get your sweet tooth fix.

>>15549440
Based

>>15551611
100% with you, it truly gets tiring when dealing with people who honestly [have] to believe that kind of idiocy. What ended up working for me with dealing with acquaintances who act like it is frequenting them less and overall just picking my battles. Someone who convinced themselves that a mix of nuts and cheese is the same as a piece of fine sourdough is so far gone that it's not worth it gir me to challenge.

I hope my point didn't make me sound like I endorsed believing the drag they put plants in, it's more of an acceptance that some people will pay for that angle and since that's the case, we can only make the best of it since it's not going away even if we don't touch the stuff

What are some good examples of plant based weaponry?

>>15551727
I hit someone in the face with a branch in kindergarten once.

>>15550777
It's the branding that troubles me.

Vegans deserve scorn for going against society's cultural values. I've never met a vegan who wasn't brainwashed by MSM. If they love nature why do they live in cities exclusively? We need to recognize vegans are the enemies of good people. They're the foot soldiers of globalists, the ones who will force-feed bugs to your children in the re-education camp two decades from now.

>>15549440
Get used to it flesh-eater, it's literally the future.

>>15552011
Remember to always eat prior to taking your meds

>>15551727
stick

>>15549440
Plant based pocket pussy are kinda nice still

>>15552011
>Vegans deserve scorn for going against society's cultural values. I've never met a vegan who wasn't brainwashed by MSM.
these are contradictory sentences.

>>15552779
MSM doesn't represent traditional values, it's part of the breakaway civilization

>>15549440
>Fuck thus plant-based clown world.
imagine being this fragile

>>15550434
>>15550574
normal adults don't make value judgements based on how "cool" something sounds. only manchildren do.

>>15553031
wait is this chudjak or the guy crying at the star wars trailer

>>15553125
Both

>>15549440
He lost. Have sex, incel

>>15550876
Fuck off commie

>>15549673
Zoom zoom zoom

>>15550876
this. it's quite pathetic

>>15553106
That is the sole and absolute reason Warhammer 40k has lasted this long.

most cosmetics are made form powered dead baby's

>>15549451
based and plantpilled