/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>15528005
this is why americans get bulied for being fat

>>15528019
how else she supposed to get a DUMP TRUCK ass

>>15528005

Newest in norway a dry as fuck frozen "pizza" with you know it! FUCKING POTATOCHIPS. So fucking stupid and horrible it hurts.

>>15528130

JUST look at this piece of shit.

>>15528005
My countrymen need to die

>>15528130
>>15528134
Lmao norway sell in supermarkets what i do while stoned, based ready to eat disgusting munchies

>>15528051
you think she farts with that ass? shits?

>>15528130
>>15528134
Based. If it’s too dry just put some ranch on it.

>>15528012
If the ketchup isn't pumped full of sugar, it probably ain't half bad

>>15528134

Thanks for making me feel better about British food, Norwegian friend.

>>15530103

>>15528005
This is exactly how nearly every modern woman cooks. They really cannot cook for shit these days.

>>15528005
>women eat hot chip

>>15528005
White people be like...

>>15528005
This looks like something I would have make when I was dirt poor and desperate to eat.

>>15528005
basically shitty mashed potatoes
even the method is retarded, just crush them in the bag and add hot water from the tap if you really feel the need to do this

>>15531488
>dirt poor and desperate
i'm pretty sure if you can afford a big bag of lays you can afford a sack of potatoes that cost maybe a dollar or two more and will last you twice or thrice as long.

>>15528130
baserat

>>15528005
Why does everyone feel the need to act publicly stupid?

>>15531488
Czech em'

>>15531488
Reich on breh.

>>15528005
faggots in here shitting on this when most commercial ramen is prepared in a similar way: it's fried to dehydrate it before packaging. This seems really odd but potato chips probably would survive a light boil without turning to mush, and then you just have some noodle-like boiled potatoes?

>>15528012
I think about this image a lot
Often I'll be eating, and I'll think about this image

I think I kind of like it, in a really strange way

>>15528046
This is art.

>>15528005
I have long thought about how so many potato products are potatostarch-based and how one might be able to reconstitute them in various forms. To begin with I was actually really excited to see where this webm went. But she JUST boils it without adding any ingredients, or even seasonings? Then even puts the mix through a COLANDER? For what purpose? To what end? You boiled out the oil just to stir in butter? Why why why why why? I've had potatochip-casserole but this is too far, too far.
>>15530275
I would chuckle along with you, but realistically my mind flashes back to so many generations of American mothers whose "cooking" was to dump one ingredient in a pot with two cans of ingredients and a box of ingredient-mix, or so on.

>>15528005
Let me guess, the father of her child is black.

>>15528005

>>15532896
You've been banned from the Mickey Mouse Club for this post.

>>15528046
Truly a king among men.

>>15528012
Nah. Not now, and not ever.

>>15528046
(young thug playing)

>>15531452
charge they phone

>>15531488
You could just eat the fucking chips

>>15528134
I'd eat the fuck off of that

>>15532649
Asians just cant into desserts. Anything that isnt just copying western desserts in asia simply sucks.

>>15532896
>nobody actually wants to eat them just look cool or something

>>15532701
What the fuck are you talking about, are you retarded?

>>15532903
here's your 2021 superpower bro

>>15528005
Dumping my collection

>>15532968

>>15528005

>>15532973

>>15532986
whatever this is I want it in my mouth hole

>>15532986
I can only think of that story of the man who is boiled inside a cow and camel and whatever-the-hell-else like a matryoshka doll.

>>15532968
This looks like fun at a party.

>>15532986
based

>>15528005
Wtf instant mashed potato mix would be easier

just imagine peeling that calloused foot skin off and gnawing on it like a hunk of beef jerky for minutes and minutes while the salty sweat built up from a hard days work turns your mouth into the sahara desert

>>15533177

>>15533177
This guy has a skin condition. Went to basic with a guy that had the same problem. He can't build calluses. After a certain point his skin falls off.

>>15533222
checked, impressive, very nice

>>15528046
>>15528052
>>15534062
keyboard dinnerplate masterrace
>>15531488
heil

>>15532649
Fuck Korea.

>>15532649
why asians desserts are always that weird goo?

>>15534770
Asians dont know how to make desserts. Actually, desserts in general is a very european thing. Most countries that has a dessert culture owes that to european trade.

>>15528134
EKTE OST!

>>15533060
that doesn't seem half bad
I always drink beer with asian food

>>15531488
I remember seeing a video where someone made poorfag potato soup with french fries and ketchup.

>>15534757
That's Chinese.

>>15532701
Instant potatoes exist and are far cheaper

>>15532701
what you never had potato chip casserole?

>>15535234
What's the difference?

>>15531554
don't consume hot water from the tap anon, your heater might have micro-orgamism like legionella

>>15528046
Fucking COVID taking away my all day breakfast from me

>>15532873
you don't like ground beef cream of mushroom corn sloppa?

>>15532649
>dude watching in the background

>>15533313
Thank you for your service

>>15536719

>>15528005
At least she's got a fat ass. Probably the only reason her bf puts up with that shit

>>15528655
>farts
Possibly once a month, if that
>shits
Highly doubt it. Only degenerates do that

>>15528005
>I don't want to peel potatoes

>>15538225
lel

>>15532973
You know, I could actually bare to eat that

>>15531488
>those digits
Noice.

>>15532903
>b-but we cleate the valus, the a-amelicans did
I hate china more than I hate myself, and that's a lot

>>15532986
>American Pie, no not the movie, the actual dish

>>15533177
Sir, this is /ck/ - Food and Cooking

>>15538616
I can confirm I am american. And I can confirm I would eat a slice of that.

>>15528005
That's one way to make shitty mashed potatoes. I would smash the shit out of her though.

>>15532965
Imagine believing covid was a one-off. By the end of this century you'll probably have had a dozen covids thanks to chinks.

>>15528005
god this fucking webm really pushed my buttons. Unacceptable. Unfuckingacceptable. I'm writing my senator.

>>15539971
There are already thousands of iterations of Coronaviruses. Viruses mutate real fuckin quick so they have a massive amount of genetic diversity

>>15528130
do americans really?

>>15536598
No weed

>>15540144
nice jaw job, balloon-face looking bitch

>>15540155
That's what happens when you live with snow filter on max settings, ayylmao

>>15528134

Ahhh, now I understand why Norway isn't in the EU.

>>15528130
>>15528134

>Jarlsberg og Mozzarella
At least they got the cheese right.

>>15531488
Potatoe chips cost 5-6 dollars per bag of literally nothing.

>>15532649
I bought some of those oreos

>>15533313
That's pretty fucking disgusting ngl. Gird me a new appreciation for my calluses

>>15532896
>>15532903
2020 was the year of the rat...

>>15532938
twerk

>>15528005
can someone explain to me what she is even attempting to cook?

>>15532649
Ever get half way though making something and think
>fuck it, I could eat this now

>>15540043
Yes. But that is Norwegian.

>I know SNL was trying to be funny, but I'd eat it.

>>15540673
I don't think you'd want to eat a corn husk.

>>15540673
I want to try this so bad, right before the bag full of salsa

>>15540673
>american flag near end
lmoa

>>15538225
;-:

>>15528134
How much is this pizza in Norway?

>>15540707
True. But at that point, I could just pull it out like an artichoke leaf between my teeth.

>not really related to thread I just think this vid is cool

>>15528005
Haha get it, I intentionally made something wrong, wouldn't it be a shame if you gave it attention and shared it with other people cause of how bad I am at cooking?

>>15540896
I wish I could read those subtitles. I can only make out about half of them. Still funny.

>>15540982
I don't think you know what a rube goldberg machine is.

>>15540988
heh, you're right... That's was just the filename and I never fixed it.

>>15540110
>DUDE WEED
U should eat one of the bullets on the table faggot.

>>15540896
It looks like the burgers came back to lifel.

thinly veiled jack thread

>>15536738
Go fuck a camel

>>15540564
And Lie

>>15528012
Subliminal Microsoft add. No I won't take the vaccine, Bill!

>>15541706

>>15528130
Norway, top kek! All hail the American Empire! We may hate our own countrymens guts, but that is because we are honing the blade of righteousness! One day a real rain will come.. Foreign scum will kneel before My American brothers and sisters. With Christ's infinite love, AMERICA will reign for 1000 years.

Dresden would be nothing compared to the righteous might we will bring to your shores. Cut us downn like dogs as we scale the fjord walls, Sherman, Sam Houston, Washington's spirit shines on our path. Gutless Euros.

>>15540412
Are they good?

>>15540896
This is how it ends up in your stomach ultimately so it looks good to me still.

>>15531488
>Something I would make when dirt poor and desperate to eat
You started with 2 bags of chips and ended up with one bowl of sloppa.

>>15540801
Mesmerizing

>>15538261
>peeling your potatoes
ngmi

>>15542030
looks good

>>15540982
This is so fucking dumb and fake

>>15532968
>chaotic_neutral.jpg

>>15531488
Be cheaper to buy a bag of potatoes and get free packets of salt/pepper from a restaurant and make that at home.

>>15532968
Fucking evil.

>>15541922
I thought something similar.

>>15541941
>>15541706
Why are camels called the ships of the desert?
Because they're all filled with Iranian seamen.

>>15543006
I love them!

>>15543231
I thought that was the joke.