/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why would you do this?

>>15538781
oh no
i'm so sorry anon...

Was it opened? If the foil was still on and didn't smell when you ate it, you will most likely live. If it was opened and smelled... then have a bit of baking soda in water (don't overdo) and keep up the fluids.

>>15538781
salmonella doesnt get better on its own
head to the hospital before you need an ambulance

>>15538781
It will feel a lot better once you've begun to doze off a bit, then shit your bed due to gas pressure buildup and your body's desire to rid itself of the foul garbage you've ingested.

Enjoy your thoughts while you still have them. Soon your body won't be your own anymore.

>>15538781
Not bad. Yeah it sucks, but if it were really bad, you’d have been puking hours ago. I recommend a bit of pepto bismol if you have it, and if you don’t have it get some, tablets preferably. Nobody really knows how it works, but it seems to bind to common food-based toxins and make them inert enough to pass through your system with minimal harm. A tablet at the initial “uh oh” is a game changer. Best of luck anon.

>>15538826
Hi angry /ck/ guy

>>15538781
you're already dead
this is hell

>>15538781
You know what else is room temperature? Your IQ

>>15538868
I am not the angry /ck/ guy. But I will stand by my prediction of OP dozing off, shitting and then feeling better.

>>15538781
>had been in room temperature for ~3 hours
is that a problem? i didnt even know youre supposed to refrigerate it

>>15538781
LOL do you have tastebuds or a sense of smell? How did you not realize the yogurt was bad?

>>15538936
Maybe he has the Kooph and it destroyed his sense of taste and smell.

>>15538781
>Hmmm, funny.... doesn't taste like banana and peach...

>>15538781
Yikes. Hope you feel better, bud.

>>15538781

>>15538781
Retard frogposter. You get what you deserve.

>>15538781
From yogurt theres not going to be anything that makes you e.coli or samonella sick. You are, however, going to have the worst shits in 12 hours.

>>15538781
I regularly eat yogurt months after expiration, if it's well sealed it will be in perfect condition. If it passed the smell and taste tests you're ok, stop being neurotic.

>>15538781
Buy activated charcoal pills so next time you give yourself food poisoning you can stop it.

>>15538781
if you eat questionable stuff remember to chase it immediately with a couple of shots of liquor, seems to work for me.

>>15538781
You might unironically fart until you faint

>>15538821
not how it works, the bad bacteria in the container is only kept at bay by temperature and time the good bacteria is alive. Of course bad bacteria thrives in room temp conditions and the good doesn't.

He should be okay if he drinks peppermint tea.

>>15538781
does your little tummy feel a little grumbly?
gimme that little tummy pepe. i'm gonna
>*pppplllllbbbbbb*
this little tummy? this cute little tummy?
>*tickle tickle tickle*
>aaaaaah *prrrrllllbbbpprrrb*

>>15538781
F

>>15538781
The pain your feeling is your old gut microbes fighting it out with the probiotic supercolony you just dumped inside your digestive tract.
Leaving it out caused the bacteria to multiply and it might be less of an assimilation and more of a hostile takeover

>>15538824
>joghurt
>salmonella
Jeus fuck, you fuggin amerigans.

When I made this thread the stomach was so bad that I could not eat without a bodily reaction. Do you guys think I can eat now, ~10 hours later?
>>15538821
Yes, it was opened 2 days before I ate half a liter of it. Sealed and refrigerated though.
>>15538936
It looked, smelled, and tasted fine ^^
>>15539008
Thanks ^^
>>15539826
I do too. This was the first time I had left it in room temperature though.

>>15540989
>^^
Bist du deutsch?

>>15538781
I highly recommend seeking medical attention. You are likely to die if you do not.

>>15538781
Who spells yogurt with an h? What the fuck, OP?!

>>15540989
>Do you guys think I can eat now, ~10 hours later?
You can try, but you might also puke.
My only experience is eating rancid food, where your digest tract goes completely haywire and you puke and shit until its completely empthy, and then don't stomach food for the next few days.

wierd thought your body instinctively rejects bad food

>>15541046
Who yog-hurt you

>>15538781
with any luck, you'll die

just eat some chillis it will definitely work itself out, dude trust me

>>15540852

>>15538781
Prepare you anus for some fiery poops with a handful of painful stomach cramps. It is going to suck. Drink some strong black coffee before you leave the house so that you don't have an accident at work. Trust no farts,