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Could you do it /ck/? I don't think I could.

>> No.15530679
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15530679

>>15530669
your thread has 0 replies because you are a loser!

>> No.15530683

>>15530679
its only 2 minutes old...

>> No.15530686

>>15530669
I'm not a fatass, but I could do it easily. I'm only worried about the drinks. Looks like sugar slurry. Change it to water and it's 120% getting done.

>> No.15530786

I could probably do the food but not the soft drinks. Ya boy ain't drink a soft drink in 11 years and I want to keep it that way.

Those nuggets look good af though.

>> No.15530810

>>15530669
Is that a normal serving in America?

>> No.15530832

>>15530669
I could do it. I was particularly hungry one day after working 12+ hours and not eating since the day prior, so I got the classic big mac pack and finished it all with about a gallon of water. That's 2 big macs, 2 large fries, and 20 nuggets. I'd wager.this is a little bit more actual food with the double quarter pounders, but less liquid.

>> No.15530833

>>15530669
I could
source: former bulimic

>> No.15530834

>>15530669
An hour and a half? Yeah I could probably do it. The sodas would make it a bit trickier that's a lot of liquid but if it's over an hour and a half I could piss out most of it. Easy $3500.

>> No.15530838

bitch, 35hundo, fuck yes i would

>> No.15530841

post the bob chipman take

>> No.15530872
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15530872

>>15530841
Lmao do Americans really?

>> No.15530880

>>15530669
I like maccies every now and again but imagining eating all that food makes me feel sick, could probably do it in 90 mins though

>> No.15530907

>>15530669
Easy if you give me a bottle of mustard and ketchup to go with it

>> No.15530931

>>15530872
Goddamn Moviebob is such a revolting tub of human shit

>> No.15530939

>>15530686
What worries me are the burgers.

>> No.15530959
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15530959

>>15530669
90 minutes? Try 9.

>> No.15531103

>>15530959
Why?

>> No.15531113

>>15531103
A timid man will ask "Why?"

A bold man will ask "Why not?"

>> No.15531123

I could eat all that in 90 minutes no problem.

>> No.15531127

>>15530669
>cracks hands
Prepare my insulin

>> No.15531133

>>15530669
I could, but it wouldn't be fun

>> No.15531136

>>15530669
The drinks alone are 9/10ths of a gallon. I don't have the much volume in my stomach. Couldn't do it.

>> No.15531251

>>15530669
I feel like shit after 8 McNuggets so no, probably not
The Cokes though, those are gone

>> No.15531273

>whoring yourself out for 3500
Would rather invest in kneepads.

>> No.15531285
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15531285

if a korean woman can do it, any able-bodied man should be capable

>> No.15531287

>>15531273
Good luck finding someone who will pay $3,500 for a blowjob.

>> No.15531295

>>15531285
>constant camera cuts
Yeah they filmed this over an entire day.

>> No.15531298

>>15531287
I will if youre cute :3

>> No.15531311

>>15531103
Pretty sure he speed eats for a living.

>> No.15531312

>>15530679
reTARD

>> No.15531347

>>15530669
Probably, 90 minutes sounds feasible. The obly problem would be the amount of soda, the food is fine

>> No.15531370

>>15530669
i probably couldn't but i would definitely try
the soda would be the hardest fucking part, if it was diet coke i could down those easily

>> No.15531373

>>15531103
he has several world records for speed eating and has won numerous competitions
now he just does it to get sick youtube money

>> No.15531430

>>15530669
I don't like hamburgers, so no.

>> No.15531443

>>15531373
I wonder how does a competitive eater maintain a fit healthy body? or do they all live with goblin to obese body types?

>> No.15531480

>>15531373
How much money are we talking? He make a few million USD a year off this?

>> No.15531538

>>15531430
Would you rather eat Domino's than Mcdonald's?

>> No.15531565

>>15530669
I could slam that shit easily

>> No.15531595

They should give this some kind of meme name like the Travis Scott Meal.

any ideas?

>> No.15531605

>>15531595
Travis Scott Deluxe

>> No.15531634

>>15531605
Keyed

>> No.15531642

>>15530669
I could eat it and shit it all out in 90 minutes

>> No.15531647

>>15531634
Sneed

>> No.15531648

>>15530810
This is from the kid's menu

>> No.15531687

>>15531103
it's a sexual kink for people like him

>> No.15531693

>>15531642
based digester

>> No.15531718

the trick is to dunk the buns in the coke so they're easier to swallow

>> No.15531739

>>15530669
There are no consequences for failure. Stupid to not at least try.

>> No.15531740

>>15530669
the food is doable but the 4 drinks are basically 75% of the actual volume of that meal.

>> No.15531749

You have to eat the fries immediately, otherwise they are rank. In the meantime, all the other food is going cold. Room temperature nuggets and burgers are also rank.

>> No.15531789

>>15530669
The food? No issues, but the drinks would nuke my digestive system, mainy because they're pure ice.

>> No.15531942

>>15530669
I would probably do it even if they weren't paying me...

>> No.15531950

>>15530683

But you're still a loser. I hire Indian call center workers to immediately post engaging responses to any thread I post.

>> No.15532049

>>15530669
I ate that many borgars and nuggets after the combination of two and a half days without food and a hangover once in college, and I could probably do it again.

>> No.15532055
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15532055

I would only be able to eat the highlighted ones if I tried. Everything else will be given to a friend or down the trash.

>> No.15532068

Considering my standard late night McD's order is 3 double cheeseburgers and 2 large fries, this doesn't seem impossible. Sure I'd throw up after but for $3,500 I'd eat literal shit.

>> No.15532072

>>15530669
90 minutes is easy, if it was like 30 I probably couldn't.

>> No.15532647

>>15531285
Do people actually watch this shit? That was incredibly uncomfortable

>> No.15533182

>>15530786
You’ve had only water and alcohol for the past 11 years?

>> No.15533194

>>15531648
I laughed

>> No.15533343

>>15530872
I absolutely love Moviebob and how confident he is in his idiocy

>> No.15533350

>>15531285
this is grosser than the matt stoney vid
i dont know what about it its so off puttting

>> No.15533354

>>15531285
At least a dozen people fapped to this

>> No.15533367

It isn’t an absurdly large amount of food. I could but it would be uncomfortable.

>> No.15533406

>>15530786
Yeah the drinks are what would fuck it up for me. I'd smash out half the food in 10 minutes then wait an hour but I'd 100% end up vomiting trying to drink that much liquid.

>> No.15534385

im a tiny eater and i could inhale those burgs and fries no prob. its the 4 drinks id have a problem with, and not even just the amount, but how much sugar is in those too. half a can of coke and im pretty much done usually.

>> No.15534393

>>15531285
i am more irritated that disgusted, not to say im not disgusted as well.

>> No.15534428

>>15530669
In my 20's, yes. Now, I probably could, but I'd wind up feeling like shit.

>> No.15534477

>>15531443
I'd say large amounts of cardio everyday would keep you at a stable weight. I'd also wager they don't eat like this everyday. Low carb food and water until big eat time.

>> No.15534488

>>15531285
Why do they think that much plastic surgery young people is attractive?

>> No.15534493

>>15530669
I would struggle with drinking all that liquid sugar. But I'd be done with the food in 20 minutes tops

>> No.15534504

>>15530669

Lol fuck no, I'm not an American dat pig. Could maybe finish half of that in 90 minutes, if I force myself.

>> No.15534542

>>15531285
The plastic surgery is obvious. Then again, she's Korean...

>> No.15534549

>>15531285
Dis bitch needs to die in a fire

>> No.15534584
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>>15531295
Probably not, she likely just spat it out moments after each cut.
She's chewing for an unusual amount of time and taking larger bites than normal.

An actual mukbang, review or speedeater would never cut.
That just looks like deviant food eating fetish

>> No.15534591

I like to buy 5 double cheeseburgers for my 1 meal a day cheat, so yeah. But the coke has to be diet.

>> No.15534596

>>15530872
well did anyone ever prove him wrong?

>> No.15534604

>>15530669
I weigh 65 kg and I'll easily finish this in under 40 mins.

>> No.15534609

>>15534596
It's over 6000kcal.
It's not a "small amount for an average person" at all.

>> No.15534618

>>15534609
What about his theory on food density?

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15534645

>>15534584
BIG SHITS BIG TITS

>> No.15534667

>>15531285
lmao look at those plastic nose

>> No.15535000

The four burgers on their own easily. Both the nuggets and the fries, maybe. All together? No way in hell. I'd destroy the cola though.

>> No.15535006

>>15530669
Yes because it doesn't say anywhere that I couldn't force myself to throw up after I'm done.

>> No.15535015

>>15531443
he actually answered that. he eats like a monk when he isn't doing the challenges and works out regularly.

>> No.15535023

>>15530669
no chance.
i'm full after just a double quarter pounder meal. i've gotten 6 of the katsu nuggets with it before and i was still comfortable but any more would be encroching vomit territory.

>> No.15535060

>>15534667
You noticed it too?

>those nostrils

>> No.15535093

>>15530669
After a 2 week adderall binge I could kill that but ignore the sugar water.
why yes I'm underweight because of fucking medcuck school, how could you tell?

>> No.15535097

>>15530669
There is worrying lack of coinslot posting in this thread

>> No.15535106

>>15530959
Does he purge after all that?

>> No.15535126

>>15531285
south corean """"culture"""" is so fucking disgusting. Every facet of their lives is vapid, empty and utterly worthless.
These motherfuckers make chinks look like actual humans.

>> No.15535181

>>15530669
I think I'd purge halfway through.

>> No.15535204

>>15530669
I would probably feel like absolute shit, but I'm confident I could at least get through most of it.

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>>15531648
pic.

>>15530669
>would you like free food and money?
trevor, gtfo of here

>> No.15535338

That's literally a gallon of soda. No way

>> No.15535442

>>15530679
His thread has 95 replies because he is a winner

>> No.15536551

>>15531285
why is she wearing gloves?

>> No.15536602

>>15530669
Mcdonald's burgers are tiny, I could easily eat everything on the tray as long as I was on an empty stomach and I'm not fat at all.
Drinking that amount of coke would probably make me puke tho.

>> No.15536658
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15536658

What's the average weight of /ck/'s users?
Pic very related since half of the posts here are retards talking about trash food.

>> No.15536683

>>15536658
6' 178lbs. 3200 calories a day

>> No.15536840

>>15536658
6'2, 215lbs, 15% bodyfat

>> No.15536846

>>15536658
6'2, 125 pounds

>> No.15536871

>>15530959
>a happas cry for attention

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>>15530679
Yikes! This comment didn't age well!

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>>15531285
>>15535126

>> No.15536922

>>15536658
6'0 like 195 give or take

>> No.15536931

>>15530669
Nope. Also why does one of the burgers only have one patty while all the others have 2?

>> No.15536992

>>15531285
These people and their enablers deserve the gas

>> No.15537044

>>15530669
i had a shit week a few weeks ago and wanted to eat my feelings. i get mcdonalds maybe once or twice a year but was craving it, so in one night in i consumed

>double quarter pounder with cheese
>large fry
>large root beer
>14-15 mcnuggets from a 20 piece order
>half a mcrib
>single quarter pounder with cheese they gave me by mistake

so basically less than half of what's in this picture, and my stomach was off for days. absolutely could not do it.

>> No.15537072

>>15535126
congratualtions, you finally get what this song is about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M

>> No.15537149

>>15530669
Picture made by skinny twinks

Now 5 minutes. Maybe a struggle. But 90 minutes! I can dreink the coke and take many pisses im between that.

>> No.15537221

>>15530786
It's 3500 dollars, man. Suck it up and go for a jog afrerwards.

>> No.15537225

>>15530669
Yes, including the cups and boxes

>> No.15537239

>>15531285
People jerked off to this

>>15533182
What is juice?

>> No.15537244

>>15530669
Lose the drinks, then replace them with 2 McChickens and I'll take a shot. Will definitely puke, but I'll keep it down long enough to get my money.

>> No.15537260

>>15536551
Nobody likes getting their fingers and hands all greasy.

>> No.15537269

Couldn't physically do it unless I'm allowed to throw up.

>> No.15537271

I would likely puke 3/4 way through but I'd finish for the money

>> No.15537324

>>15537225
is that you kluna tik?

>> No.15537897

>>15536846
Slenderman

>> No.15537917

>>15530669
Id gladly consoom it easily.

>> No.15538671

>>15537239
same sugar as most sodas

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15538733

>>15534584
I'm in love

>> No.15539099

>>15530833
broke the rules dawg

>> No.15539362

>>15536658
5'11 or 6' on a good day and ~165 lb

>> No.15539367

>>15530669
easy.

>> No.15539386

>>15530669
the trick would be to drink the soft drinks first. Finish as much as you can then rest while your full and wait it out until you can piss. Then you should have at least 40 minutes left to eat the rest