/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15521434
Kill the bitch. Shes served her purpose long ago

Do you have schizophrenia?

>>15521434
>Have to move back in with my mom for reasons

Another one of life's failures cries the blues and does the "woe is me" thing.

>>15521434
your mom seems so far gone that you should just poison her next meal
it would be a mercy to such a sad individual

buy her a dishwasher for her birthday

>>15521434
your mom probably has some sort of undiagnosed personality disorder or major depression that she can't process, no other explanation for living in filth

>>15521489
I think it just might be a female thing. Most girls' houses are usually pretty disgusting.

>>15521434
Start cleaning up do you think you can live there for free

>>15521434
White people invented automatic dishwashers 100 years ago, what is your excuse?

>>15521497
Wrong. It's your dumb cunt of a mother.

>>15521605
I pay over half the rent and billls AND clean up.

>>15521434
1) women are pretty gross in general
2) old people usually disconnect from reality very quick, and when you try to break their routine, to them you seem the one who is weird
Unfortunately I know this from personal experience

>>15521434
>Have to move back in with my mom because I can't cut it as a functioning adult
>Seethe at my own failures
>Years of my filth remain uncleaned from last time this happened
>Take out my anger on dirty dishes in the sink
>Slowly start to come to terms with my living conditions
>Do the dishes one day
>Get done doing a fresh batch of dishes by hand
>My mom makes homemade guac to say thanks
>All I can do is rage at the dishes
>She gets mad at me because it's just dishes, calm down
>Well you wouldn't have this problem if you would just get a job, OP

>>15521807
lmfao

>>15521680
>pic
I'm over 30 now and unironically thinking about doing that. Humans suck on average and I'm getting tired of them. Farming and taking care of pigs and cows seems comfy.

>>15521478
she already has op

>>15521807
>Woah there is like.....a whole nother perspective at this situation and shit *hits Mary Jane blunt*

>>15521434
Sounds like good motivation to get the fuck out ASAP anon. I could have stayed at my folks house as lobg as I needed to but I saw myself out a month after I finished college. Loved them and still do but my mother was a hoarder of the worst kind when it came to food and food containers, to the point of having a near breakdown when I threw away a few decade-old dusty Aquafina bottles with old oil in them.
Her house ultimately, made for that much more motivation to save and GTFO to an apartment to live on my own.

>>15521913
Taking care of a farm is hard work, sure you want to be doing that at 40+? Life after 40 is pretty much a treadmill to death

>>15521968
I'm thinking about building robots to do it. I don't think it's extremely difficult if they're customized, not for sale.

>>15521968
when most people say "farm" they probably mean a decent sized garden with maybe a chicken coop. at least i'd hope so.

>>15521461
Why would you ask that
Ops talking about his mums filthy mess

>>15521807
>Simping for Ops dirty mum

>>15522038
Not him but schizophrenia has a genetic component and self-neglect is a red flag. Could be any number of things but there's a chance that OP might think he's talking to actual people on 4channel.

>>15521658
Deal with it or move out, weiner.

>>15521434
That's a lot of words to say "my bitch mom keeps telling me to take my meds."

>>15521434
>>My mom uses five bowls and 7 forks to make one bowl of dip
my roommate does this every fucking time I clean the kitchen, he must be like HEY NOW THE KITCHEN IS CLEAN SO I CAN COOK

why don't you FUCKING CLEAN IT IF YOU WANT IT CLEAN REEEEEEEEEEE

>>15521434
>for reasons
XD le raisins FOR SCIENCE

>>15521434
lol what even is this thread

>>15521489
>some random fucking guy on the internet, on 4chan's ck of all places
>let me just go ahead and diagnose some woman who i've never met with mental illness

>>15522003
this is the way, hunt, fish, learn to gut/butcvher, and grown your own produce

She was living that way in an attempt to keep you from leeching off her property and being annoying as fuck in her presence regularly. Too bad there's no way to undo the "reasons" manbaby.

>>15521434
Wow, raised in filth and never grew acclimated to it. Sure, I believe you.

>32 years old
>had to move back home due to serious mental health issues, running out of money, unemployment, and inability to live independently
>Start doing most of the cooking around the house
>Household consumption of garlic, onions, peppers, and spices soars
My mom had the same head of garlic for over a year and only used a few cloves. Most of the spice cabinet dated back to the Obama era. The good thing is that my mom likes having me do the cooking and my mom and dad both like the stuff I make a lot.

>>15521968
That's pretty bleak considering you're not a fully formed person until your mid-twenties. You might want to reassess that part of your worldview.

>>15521434
Why is this board ground zero for parental woes? Makes me think the overwhelming majority of you guys are underaged.