/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15516882
chili with beans!

>>15516893
That's right, dispite what some autistic Texans MIGHT say, chili CAN, in fact, have BEANS!

If you bully him ill backtrace your ip and inject cayenne into your urethra

I hate his dumb voice, but also I like it and find it soothing.

Korean Street Toast was a good one.

Microwave quesadillas!

We'll give it the OoOoOoOle tapatapa

>inb4 just a little pinch of cayenne

>and as allways, enjoy

>The sound of royalty free music fills your ears

You are after all, the _____ of your _____!

I like how he made his own compilation of these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyMQ2203pQM

>>15517485
You are, after all, the faggis of your own haggis!

I want to like his videos but his voice annoys the fuck out of me.

>>15517591
git gud

>>15516905
Now to get started we're going to put a large pot on the stove on high heat with a little bit of olive oil, and begin to cook our ground beef and onions. Continuously stir until the beef is brown and onions are translucent, at which point we'll prepare our spice mix of. . .

>>15517591
Slowing down playback speed to 0,5x makes you and him very happy.

>>15517717
oregano, salt, pepper, AND a dash of coriander. But it doesn't have to be limited to a dash if you like. Remember, you're the commander of your coriander. Next we...

>>15518174
AND l ALMOST FORGOT, A PINCH OF CAYENNE

>>15516882
who?

>>15518185
AND I JUST REMEMBERED that HE'S the SHERIFF but what I wanna know is WHERE'S the CAVEMAN?

>>15517591
Annoyed the fuck out of me too but it grew on me.

>>15518025
Just did this and can’t stop laughing

>>15518783
you aren't fooling anybody, adam

>>15516882
Hey Chef Fag, shut the fuck up. No. Just shut the fuck up you pathetic dickless hairless spinless brainless little fat fuck. When I'm done relentlessly plowing your dead mother, aunts, sisters, ugly wife Michelle, and daughters until all their holes gape like a raw Thanksgiving turkey, I will season the cutting board upon which their flesh will be prepared for my ultimate feast. Once I'm satisfied I'm going to slide my rock hard 15" long thick as tallboy Maconian Georgian monster dong the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the Mississippi all the way down your throat and then I'm going rest my massive balls over your nose completely cutting off your air supply. The last thing you see is going to be my powerful masculine shaved anus shitting instant demi glace diahrrea and easy pan pizza turds into your eyes as the lights go out. I'm coming for you John.

T. Adam "I'm the ambassador of your family's sodomy massacre" Ragusea

>>15516882
...Ass!

>>15517591
Keep watching you'll get over it

>>15518816
Now.... We're going to simmer it in my anus. And if you don't have an anus, that's ok. Cram it up there with your fingers.... one at a time... bean by bean.
Then take your finger and swirl it round the outside... round the outside... round the outside...

And don’t forget to stir in the spices with a FREAKISHLY small spoon. Which is what I did.

>>15520123
and it wont matter if it tastes like shit. Because it IS!

....Kraft Dinner! That's right folks this video is sponsored by Kraft...

it's funny because of the instant mashed potato video.

>>15519019
nice pasta, Adam

>>15517591
filtered

you are the Genghis Khan of your naan

You know I really think this recipe is amazing.

...wiiith freeshly ground plack pepper. Thaats right! Just plain 'ol black pepper, freshly ground into a bowl.

>>15517591
I hate him too, Chef John can LICK MY ASS
I only watch mommy cooking channels because I am not a faggot

>>15516882
the McChicken! That's right, despite what some people say, it really is the greatest object of adoration of all time. Now to start we're going to need to assemble everything we will need to make this tasty, wonderful treat. So go ahead and remove one FRESHHHHHHly purchased McChicken from McDonalds. No, Burger King will not do, nor Wendy's, nor Carl's Jrs. Okay, it has to be McDonalds in this case. Next you'll need a plate. Porcelain or paper, it really is your choice. You are, after all, the Charles Dickens of your McDonalds McChickens. And viewers might notice that there is absolutely no cayenne pepper in this dish. Head over to the blogpost to find out way. Or if you're too lazy or just illiterate, it's because fuck you. And now we're ready for final assembly. Carefully place one McChicken on to your favorite plate, and THAAAAT's it. And that my friends is just about the most perfect, exquisite, and tasty creation you could put in your mouth. Besides my cock, of course. So that's it, and yes, for me, it's the McChicken. So head over to Foodwishes.com for more hardcore gay porn. And as always....enjoy!