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Anonymous Mon Feb 1 21:52:07 2021 No.15508622 [Reply] [Original]

My gf and I share most of our meals with each other besides lunch at work (which sometimes we make the same thing to split) yet for some reason I get super smelly gas and her farts smell like nothing but air. Our portions are different based on our size and we both keep in relatively decent shape, neither one of us is crazy about going to the gym. The ingredients in the meal are all the same though so I don’t get why our farts are so far off... Is their anything I can slip into her meals that will make her braps more boisterous and pungent for my pleasure?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 21:53:43 2021 No.15508631 >>15508622 You have to cultivate your intestinal bacteria and slip it into her food

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 21:54:44 2021 No.15508639 >>15508622 gross. get this disgusting harpy off my food and cooking board. This is worse than Nikocado's coinslot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 21:57:26 2021 No.15508654 >>15508639 >This is worse than Nikocado's coinslot. is this some sort of meme I'm unfamiliar with?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 22:01:19 2021 No.15508680 >>15508639 >>15508654 why did i have to google it bros

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 22:01:33 2021 No.15508682 i know this is a funpost but its genetic. its like why cat piss stinks more than human piss

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 22:02:23 2021 No.15508687 >>15508622 >her farts smell like nothing but air. sounds like my dream girl. is she pretty?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 22:02:32 2021 No.15508689 >>15508622 for me its PooAlexa or LoveRachelle. Secretlover3 has a nice body and face but shes batshit insane

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 22:03:34 2021 No.15508696 >>15508622 It's because you're black.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 22:03:36 2021 No.15508697 >>15508622 Is because your mother didn't shit on you when you plopped out of her cunt to give you good gut bacteria

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 22:19:38 2021 No.15508772 >>15508689 >but shes batshit insane whats it matter? you dont have to deal w/ her irl

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 22:23:29 2021 No.15508789 >>15508772 I would, because I like to make tulpa clones of my fetish models.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 22:26:43 2021 No.15508807 >>15508622 She has good gut flora and you don't. Figure out some way to put more bacteria in your intestines, eat undercooked beef, don't wash your vegetables, etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 22:28:28 2021 No.15508816 >>15508680 Imagine the smell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 22:29:47 2021 No.15508827 >>15508772 it makes her videos hard to watch

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 22:31:35 2021 No.15508841 >>15508807 or eat probiotic yogurt

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 22:32:10 2021 No.15508843 >>15508622 Die in a fire, you grotesque fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 22:48:47 2021 No.15508936 >>15508689 I'm all about mandy flores, hotscatwife and cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 22:51:27 2021 No.15508953 >>15508654 POAST IT FAGGOT. The summoning ritual has commenced

Anonymous Mon Feb 1 22:52:44 2021 No.15508963
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>>15508936
cheshire is great. shes turning into a fat latina finally in her later vids but for pants messing shes the top. hotscat wife gets a little too extreme for me, and mandy is so so

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 22:56:37 2021 No.15508988 File: 28 KB, 568x379, coinslot2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15508680 >>15508654

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 22:57:56 2021 No.15508994 >>15508622 you overeat

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 22:59:17 2021 No.15508999 scatfags are disgusting. get a real fetish, like tranny feet

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:00:16 2021 No.15509010 A hearty diet of vodka has made my farts smell like absolute death.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:01:33 2021 No.15509019 >>15508963 Alexa is too skinny for me, rachelle wears the mask. Mandy is skinny but I love her attitude, she reminds me of the gf who saddled me with my efro fetish

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:03:49 2021 No.15509031 File: 135 KB, 736x1183, 30743710_423145174813514_3979470564782768128_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] are you guys actually into feces? like unfuckingironically? did things really become this bad?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:07:46 2021 No.15509054 >>15509019 >too skinny oh boy you havent seen her pregnant scat videos, she looks awful now. >>15509031 started off as omorashi/wetting and messing was the next logical step. dont like seeing the actual stuff, just seeing the accident is enough

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:26:38 2021 No.15509173 >>15509054 I like pregnant alexa >>15509031 I'm not into feces. I like watching girls take a shit. As soon as it leaves their body I have zero interest in it

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:27:43 2021 No.15509179 >>15509031 Oh and Hitler had a scat fetish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:29:28 2021 No.15509189 >>15508622 farts >>>>>>>>>> scat for me, it's Selena Loca

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:29:47 2021 No.15509190 >>15509054 >started off as omorashi/wetting and messing was the next logical step. bruh, im just getting omorashi. i just like embarrassed girls, not shitty girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:36:20 2021 No.15509234 >>15509190 i mean messing to me is just omorashi + shit. same everything else (clothed, embarassed, desperate, dont actually show the mess) etc

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:37:41 2021 No.15509240 >>15508622 >imagine the smell

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:39:43 2021 No.15509251 >>15508622 If I ever brought a girl home and she took a dump in my bathroom, that bitch is going iut on the street. Girls don't get to poop wherever you want, you have an appearance to keep up for your man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 00:02:17 2021 No.15509358 >>15508689 Dude SL3 is fucking lovely but you couldn’t get me involved without a gun. Try SexandCandy18, also crazy, but hot

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 01:23:37 2021 No.15509708 >>15508622 EAT SAUERKRAUT or EAT KIMCHI

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 01:24:31 2021 No.15509713 >>15508622 JANNYS do your fucking job for ONCE

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 01:24:50 2021 No.15509714 what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 01:31:24 2021 No.15509746 >>15508622 Stealth skatchad thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 01:32:32 2021 No.15509753 >>15509713 No rude parts revealed, no rule breached.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 01:52:15 2021 No.15509820 File: 263 KB, 518x567, 2af1545bedf0a50dc0bc4c5356e730a99d008b33e48013345cdf2162cd7faf46.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15508622 different/better gut flora

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 01:57:17 2021 No.15509841 >>15509054 >>15509173 yall are really on here bro-ing it up to the scat porn you jerk off to, the numbness to shame needs to be confronted

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 02:04:56 2021 No.15509880 >>15508622 Serious answer, its your gut microbiome. drink alot of kefir/ natural yougurt/ etc for a couple of weeks and it will likely help.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 02:06:05 2021 No.15509888 >>15509880 And if you want hers to smell bad, give her a round of antibiotics.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 02:14:17 2021 No.15509910 >>15508622 >her farts smell like nothing but air Kek. Based fart smeller.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 02:15:04 2021 No.15509914 >>15508622 Imagine your face is in that toilet

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 02:18:42 2021 No.15509921 File: 40 KB, 640x360, 158.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15509841 Later mommy will make us some special brownies

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 02:23:08 2021 No.15509934 >>15509179 More jewish bullshit lies Hitler was gay Hitler had a jewish ex Hitler had a scat fetish blah blah blah

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 02:27:17 2021 No.15509949 >>15509934 Why you mad bro, was Hitler your Dad or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 02:28:46 2021 No.15509957 >>15508689 LoveRachelle, Sexyflatulence, Goddess Victoria, Selena Loca and PaulineMaxxxAss are my top 5

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 02:30:00 2021 No.15509965 >>15509914 imagine your face IS that toilet*

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