/ck/ - Food & Cooking

bbq ribs.

Fish and chips from Anstruther (Scotland). Mouth watering at the thought, best I have ever eaten.

Choripan

garloid

>>15484978

>>15484901
A bullet

>>15484905
This or smoked brisket.

>>15484992
Basado y choriempastillado

>>15484994
Based

>>15484901
FREEDOM

>>15484901
Does cyanide count as a food? I want all foreigners to eat a

>>15484901
Sisig

peyote buttons and cannabis infused gummy bears

second day Italian food.

7-11 roller hot dog with chili and cheese

>>15484901
Kansas city style burnt ends pork bbq. I'd be interested to see their reaction. I know this keeps like 1.3 billion muslims and jews out of the thought experiment but they can slurp swine shit for all I care.

>>15484982
What is this and why is it making me uncomfortable?

>>15484901
Would have to be poutin. If Toronto is any indication, people from all over the world can get down.

>>15484901
Welcome to the promised land. Enjoy your manna and gravy.

Traveller's pie and a triple espresso Dare from 7/11. They better appreciate the free colon cleanse too.

>>15485540
>Hasn't raised a garloid before lmao

>>15484901
gotta admit the old guy is almost always right and I can't blame him for not wanting to eat shitty processed food

Mämmi

>>15484901
Someone with very little familiarity with western cuisine? I’d serve them a filet mignon steak with steamed broccoli and a baked potato. I want it to be clear to them what they are eating.

>>15484901
hamburglers and hot dogs, wtf do you expect from the USA?

>>15486406
A sunday roast obviously.

The hamburgler is in Dodge!

Halal snack pack

>>15486427
Never had the Bigstock fillet. Is it any good? Pat of butter on top? I'm dying to know.

>>15486530
That thing looks like pizza the hut from Spaceballs.

>>15485533
From Kansas you'll likely get a good old fashioned six gun. The girls are truly pretty.

>>15486535
bacon grease

>>15485540
Congrats anon you are NOT a fag

Mofongo. It's like mashed plaintains. Really good in my opinion.

Chili dog
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chili_dog

>>15484982
HA HA HA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS NOT ACTUALLY FOOD
HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE YOU POSTED SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIEK FOOD BUT ISN'T ON THE FOOD AND COOKING BOARD
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>>15485614
based and australiapilled

>>15484901
Coke and a home made burger

>>15486711
Go back to pleddit. There you can downvote whatever makes you butthurt, fag

>>15486530
I have a vague idea of what's in this but I could go for a pound of it right now.

>>15484901
pig's head in apsic jelly.

>>15484901
Lasagne probably.

>>15484901
Mustafa is pretty based. As is Mehboob.

Anyone who wants into my country should have to eat one of these or they're not allowed in.

>>15486711
get help anon

Acarajé

>>15484901
Is it legal to keep pakis in your home ? I want get some and watch it american food, it's kinda cute

butter tarts or nanimo bars or something
poutine only represents the fucking french and the closest thing to an anglo canada national dish was made in the US but just sells better here

>>15484901
That guy is by far the most based on that channel, love that old nigga

>>15487990
I'll see that and raise you some twinkies.

>>15484901
Mashed potatoes, meatballs, cream sauce and lingonberries.

>>15488016
That looks like the kind of stuff I'd get with my grandparents from a diner. That was really good.

New England boiled dinner with a stout and blueberry pie for dessert.

one of these badboys

>>15484901
Katsudooon!

Beans on toast, people only dislike it if they've never had it, or used American baked beans or something which are different and shit

>>15487950
what is it?

McDonald’s. With extra msg in the Mac sauce.
I would also give him a large to-go assortment to take back to his tribe.
Once the addiction sets in, I will arrive in their native land with a McDonalds popup, and tell them that Ronald McDonald will bless them with burgers and golden fries in exchange for offering their daughters to me, High Priest of Ronald.

>>15486711
Based.

>>15488309
You will never be japanese

>>15488697
Pulled pork poutine.

>>15488717
子供の頃はおフランス人になりたかったずら

>>15488741
i'm glad you got better

>>15488741
No matter how hard you try weeb you will never be nippon. Chances are youre a fat shitskin though.

>>15488741
This reminds me I should review my HS Japanese lessons and take advance ones in the future.

>>15484917
I am absolutely disgusting that there isn't ANY places with good fish and chips in 'merica, at least nearby. After visiting the UK I can only dream...

>>15489395
Maine.

>>15488698
id give them enough mcdonalds until their arteries clogged and they died
no immigrants in my country thanks

Shkembe Chorba

Granted, alot of them would probably pussy out the moment they hear it's with stomach cow lining but they won't know what they're missing out on.

>>15484901
I like how there's 3 different tribal people try channels now.

I was gonna say have them try red bull or energy drinks but they've mostly all done that already I think.

>>15489510
There's like 5 of them, some indian tribal channel popped up for me the other day

>>15484978
BASED

>>15484901
Watching these videos of Muslim people trying food from different countries makes me feel sorry for them. They just hate everything they are not familiar with and if they weren't getting paid to do this they wouldn't even give any of the food the time of day.

>>15486704
That looks like some dog took a shit in a hot dog bun, I feel sorry for you.

>>15489962
Hating is the only thing that muslims/islamics are good at. They clearly can't do anything else.

Hawaiian Salad.
Sweet pickles.
Lady Baltimore cake.
Jimmy Dean chocolate chip pancake batter dipped maple pork sausages on a stick.

>>15484901
I would not give them food.

>>15484901
wow it's totally interesting to find out what illiterate 75IQ donkey fuckers have to say about anything

>>15489991
Apart from the invention of distilled alcohol, of course. Wuh-oh, that's got you flustered. How can they have invented the technology without being a culture of alcoholics? How indeed.

>>15491087
they didn't invent distilled alcohol that's the most retarded thing I've heard all day

>>15484901

>>15484901
Dog shit because my country has enough fucking foreigners shitting it up

>>15491141

works burger

Surströmming

>>15484901
Greggs sosig roll.

(for certain foreigners)
A made in U.S.A. bullet.

I'm disappointed that nobody's mentioned New England clam chowdah yet.

>>15491356
... with oystah crackas

>>15486391
this

>>15489450
Stomach Cow lmao

Elephant shit bread

>>15486711
based sandman taking the bait

>>15489395
>>15489408
Fried cod is popular in Baltimore

>>15491356


>>15491361

Only Massholes and fucking Jew Yorkers speak that cringey way.

A live fucking brown snake
FULL
U
L
L

>>15484901
Phwoar!

Chicken Shawarma poutine

Dutch salted herring, the greasiest substance known to man.

>>15485433
As long as they're not the gummy bears with the artificial sugar substitute that causes explosive, volcanic, diarrhea. Probably not a good idea to get someone high then turn their bowels into an artillery test-range.

>>15492769
I prefer pickled

>>15487246
Do you mean brawn?

>>15492786
That actually sounds exactly what you should do, sounds like a pleb filter

>>15492786

>>15491087
perhaps persians, but not arabs

>>15491118
>How to ruin someone's first impression of pizza

>>15484901
Seada, even non-sardinian Italians dont even know what the fuck this is, but it is a Sardinian dessert, really good. It gives addiction
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seada

>>15484901
Gumbo, jambalaya, low country boil, boudin, or crawfish etouffee

Fuck your heart. get this sodium, bon ami.

>>15487246
Honestly looks bredy gud desu.

>>15485589
Good shit. Nothing quite like some waho biscuits and gravy the morning after a night of drinking

>>15491118
>Calling that miscarriage “pizza”.

>>15492807
You son of a bitch lol.

>>15489979
Chili dogs are actually pretty good, this anon just posted a (literal) shit example

>>15484901
Hackepeter, white mutts would love this shit

This thread makes me feel much better about american cuisine. what the fuck is wrong with northern european cuisine? It's like all of your native dishes were created out of depression meals.

>>15493056
>It’s like all of your native dishes were created out of Marshall Plan meals.
Fixed that for you.

key lime pie

>>15492769
That looks delicious, I hear you guys eat that with onions and pickles too.

>>15493088
This

>>15487950
What country anon ? For me it is the country of Montreal and my favourite Portugese poutine.

>>15493133
It is. It's super tender and rich in flavor. Some people don't like the texture... I mean it's greasy uncooked fish so of course it's slimey. You're right, they're usually eaten with onions and sometimes pickles, either by itself or on a bun. IMO horseradish also complements the flavor really well and gives it a little tang, but I don't know anyone else who does that.

>>15493223
Northern Ontario.

>>15488016
Tröttaste köttbullarna jag sett

Roasted dog meat

maybe a diner plate with a chicken fried steak, hashbrowns and some B&G

>>15493007
is that raw meat?

>>15493342
Yes.

>>15493346
maybe im just squeamish but that seems uncomfortable to eat

>>15493342
Raw pork to be exact.

>>15484901
Cum

>>15489450
>stomach cow lining
Its called tripe.

>>15484901

>>15493354
>German meat sandwich
>pork to be exact
that entire country is made of pork

>>15484901
is this show fake?

I need to know

>>15493354
what the fuck is wrong with germans...

>>15489395
New England has amazing Fins n Chippies bruv

>>15493690
it's delicious
and our meat is safe :)

>>15491118
I think everybody has had tomato soup before.

>>15491118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCgYMFtxUUw

>>15484901
Proper stoofvlees/carbonnades flamandes.

>>15493941
I know european meat standards are high, but the texture would be awful. I've had carpaccio and tartare but couldn't fully enjoy it due to texture. Maybe I'm autistic.

Tribal People eat white American pussy for the first time

>>15489962
They're village people, it's how villagers have always been throughout all of history

>>15484901
I dont give food to savages.

Palt, or boiled pork/flour dumplings with salted pork in the center
Eaten with butter and lingonberry jam
Northern swedish grande cuisine
Also if you use boiled potato for the dough you make kroppkaka instead which is southern garbage that barely can be fed to pigs

>>15494334
Trust me on this, Mustafa would complain about having to do so. He likes his 'Food' pure.

>>15487530

>>15489962
watch Tribal People Try, they are much more open and actually try stuff.

>>15488741
I don't get japs' obsession with France at all. I think the french are dirty and snooty

>>15495043
"This is the trouble maker!"

>>15484901
Corned beef and cabbage served up with a potato and parsnip mash. I fucking love peasant food.

>>15484901
>recognizes Lasagna & Pizza as the same shitty cheese & tomato sloppa

infinitely based gramps

>>15489979
>That looks like a dog took a shit in a hot dog bun
That’s why I want you to try it you stupid foreigner

>>15498944
Godlike

>>15496512
I would love that.

>>15484901
Almost everything that has dulce de leche.
I pity the souls who never tasted pic related.

>give them a $20 lettuce sandwich from a hipster cafe
"These aren't dates and goat meat wrapped in lavash. Take it back."
>give them pizza
"This is disgusting! Ugh! I can't take much more of this!"
>give them filet mignon with roasted potatoes and asparagus
>old man vomits onto plate and spits at the people trying to help them
"Why are you torturing me?"

>>15484901
>>15488007
Mustafa would post in /pol/ if it wasn't a cheap copy of his town's council of elders

>>15486438
WHY ARE THEV PEAS UPSIDE DOWN??

>>15484901
Oh man I love watching this channel. They fed them mint chocolate chip icecream and all of them essentially said they were compelled to like it because they use Mint as a medicinal in their village, so it had to be good for you. It's pretty adorable to observe.

Also they are fucking OBSESSED with "Roti" (their version of bread) and so anytime a dish has a bun/warp/crust/etc they always artistically talk about it it's hilarious.

>>15484901
I wouldn't give them food, and I'd ask them to leave my property and go back to their own country.

>>15500575
"They have undercooked the roti...."

>>15488741
You will never be a Japanese school girl.

>>15488240
my German pals gave me met its fucking amazing

>>15500609
this is why you dont have friends

>>15500124
Thanks for diabetes, Anon. It was worth it.

Mämmi. Gordon Ramsay called it baby shit

Bump

>>15484901
peasoup

>>15484901
knuckle sandwich

>>15484994
People on your country eat bullets every day or it's more of a holiday/festival food? Also, are you American?

>>15505225
That was a cheap shot - waka waka waka

>>15503290
Mämmi is deceitful. You go in expecting some form of delicious chocolate. What you get is disappointment. Tastes like shit.

>>15486530
that's a lot of poutine

>>15505225
fuck around and find out

he lost fair and square btw

Sauerbraten. I need to make this again soon it's so good. Best gravy you'll ever taste.

>>15492872
this, if I have to pick one thing, just a big crawfish boil would be appropriate

or perfectly smoked brisket

>>15505635
You and I both know you don't actually believe that. Enjoy your hollow victory and impending doom in less than two years.

>>15484901

Käsespätzle

>>15493007
Und nen Obstler zum runterspülen.

>>15489991
>he unironically posted this
>on fucking 4chan
pottery