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>got the boys coming round for an IPA sesh
>mfw

>> No.15503563

>>15503543
>yes hi, bartender, I'd like your're finest double IPA in the least heterosexual glass you can muster at a refreshing room temperature.. and the pulled pork Mac and cheese burger on a brioche bun with the house made garlic aeoli infused pickles oh and a side of sweet potato fries with your house made bourbon barbecue dipping sauce please. Also.. is there any way I could get you to put the hockey game on? I love Canadian sports!!

>> No.15503575
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>>15503543
Upvoted!

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>I'll have a yuengling

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>>15503563
Tfw I just ask for the highest % beer that isn't a bank breaker and it is usually a double IPA or a Belgian triple

>> No.15503590

>>15503543
If these guys look like this in public, how do they look during an intense orgasm?

>> No.15503598

>>15503586
Over here every high % beer is french

>> No.15503608

>>15503598
Closest to french I can get is the french canadian beer la fin du monde

>> No.15503610

>>15503608
Unibroue is fantastic, love their stuff

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>>15503543
I'll bring the chicken, boys!

>> No.15503734

>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

>> No.15503743

What is the theory on why they make the face? Something about being a submissive beta and the open mouth being a non threatening gesture? Like a dog showing its belly

>> No.15503756

I wish I had friends. I'm tired of being here with you bitter retards.

>> No.15503765

>>15503756
You’re here forever buddy. Enjoy your personal hell

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>>15503543
>>15503716
stop.

>> No.15503773

>>15503756
>>15503765
You are here forever, faggot. Trust us when you need us most.

t. 2011 faggot

>> No.15503775

>>15503765
>>15503773
I've been here since 2006. You aren't telling me anything I don't already know.

>> No.15503781

>>15503775
i should have stayed on the wow general forums and never came here

>> No.15503786

>>15503543
Me and all my bros even my wife's boyfriend drink single malt whiskys now.
Whats you're poison? Speyside or Highlands?

>> No.15503788

>>15503781
you should have stayed on whatever forum led you here to begin with

>> No.15503793

>>15503788
They're all dead...

>> No.15503796

>>15503793
S
the future is now

>> No.15503800

>>15503756
If you wanted them so badly you'd go make some.

>> No.15503803

>>15503608
That stuff is great, used to get it when I lived in Vermont

>> No.15503813

>>15503793
Well go join them and stop shitting up this thread with your sadboi zoomer posts

>> No.15503818

>>15503813
>stop shitting up my shitpost thread
no

>> No.15504155

>>15503543
sounds fun anon, enjoy

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