/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15499598
Deep throat it

>>15499598
make your cat really hate you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agi4geKb8v8

>>15499598
Long finger is Loooooooooooooong

>>15499598
stick in peeper

>>15499607
Ammidoinitrite

>>15499671
>white pussy with big black cuc

>>15499671
It needs to be on the ground at their feet.

>>15499598
tzatziki

>>15499598
Grill them with some other veggies. Zucchini is better grilled but cucumber is fine too.

>>15499598
chinese crushed cucumber salad

My guinea pigs like them.

>>15499598
TARATOR

>>15499598
what

>>15499598
stick it in the vagoo

>>15499598
chuck some salt on some thick chopped bits and eat it for a snack
slice thin and put on a sandwich
you can't really do much with it on its own but it's a nice complement to other things mainly salads

Cut into slices, stick in a bowl, cover with white vinegar and black pepper. ez snack.

>>15499671
Somebody shoop in the
>If only you knew how bad things really are
screencap to this picture

>>15499598
Put them in someone else's pooper? Put them in my buttger!

>>15499875
Its a finger

>>15499671
>>15499932
Not screencapping you lazy beggar

>>15500269
Here's a better reaction version

>>15500274
Woah, heterochromia

>>15500269
cute kot

>>15499671
built for bgc (big green cucumber)

It’s confirmed that cats hate cucumbers

>>15499598

>>15500529
Also confirmed that we hate males that own cats.

>>15501696
>>15501713
Well since your dumb asses saved my thread from page 10, i might as well show you what i am doing with the cucumber

>>15501713
yikers tbqh wit you family

It starts with these lamb chops

>>15501748
>no brown fecal matter on the end of the cucumber
go away

>>15499598
>>15499671
>>15500529
>>15501748
Why is there a condom on it?

>>15499598
If you put it in your ass and it breaks off accidentally in there, it’s going to be very difficult to try to push out. I wouldn’t risk it.

Added some spices

cucumber and ham pizurd

Add some balsamic okive oil and let it sit for a bit

>>15499607
i guessing this has to do with an instinctual fear of snakes or anything that looks like one?

>>15499598
>stick in pooper
YOU"RE LITERALLY ME

>>15499671
Pretty eyes.

>>15501760
>>15501777
>>15501851
the true definition of a try too hard fag

>>15499607
>Australian guy when cat doesn't care: "Well that was fucking gay."
Worth watching for that.

>>15501870
Stfu cunt and make your own cooking thread then

>>15501907
lolwut, where did the water come from

>>15499598
I chop these up and eat them with salt or italian dressing as a snack. Or I use them in a salad. I eat english cucumber every day, it's my favorite fruit

>>15501907
it looked burned bro did you get distracted sticking your finger in a pooper?

>>15501930
Yes
Also i forgot to take a pic of the sand people yogurt sauce before blending, oh well here is your cucumber

>>15501776
USA

I still have a lot of cucumber left

>>15501964
IF DUBS YOU MUST PUT THE CUCUMBER ON YOUR HEAD AN POST A PIC

>>15502008
Ha nice try anon

Oops the lambchops burned a bit let me try something else. Here is another vegatablw that ppl use to talk about peen

Chopped up the lamb and mixed it with mayo, guts from the eggplant, goat cheese, parsley salt pepper

Ok here we go

Lmaoooooo

I feed them to my guinea pigs, it's their favorite food

>>15502262
why'd you put so much sauce. damn

>>15499598
Wouldn't that scratch your pooper though
Sounds painful

>>15502280
Lubricant u moron

>>15502158
Interesting, I want to try this but obviously I'll use ground lamb.

Did you think of this stuffing idea yourself or a recipe you've had before?

>>15499598
just soak them in cold water, drink the water

>>15501770
ribbed for extra pleasure

>>15499598
Tzatziki, or hollow it out and stuff with feta!

>>15502316
I used what i had on hand. I think it would be good with ground lamb