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15498022 No.15498022 [Reply] [Original]

Sorry non-French, but you'll never be French.

>> No.15498025

Fugg :(

>> No.15498031

>>15498022
Is the string around the cheese to make it more portable?

>> No.15498035

>>15498031
it's to keep it from walking away

>> No.15498060

>>15498022
>you'll never be French.
It feels so good knowing that

>> No.15498077

I unironically wish I was French

>> No.15498081

>>15498031
>on /ck/
>has never heard of string cheese

>> No.15498107

Good, we're better than the French.

>> No.15498131

>>15498022
What if i grew a pencil mustache and wear a striped shirt and a beret?

>> No.15498223

>>15498022
Thank god

>> No.15498229

The french are the only people who like the french

>> No.15498325

>>15498022
Thank fuck.
Also aren't all those cheeses Italian?

>> No.15498335

>>15498022
Thank God! I can't imagine anything worse!

>> No.15498336

>>15498077
It's not that good honestly. Most of France is a depressive grey shithole. Don't believe the color saturated photos/movies that you see.
>>15498229
You're so wrong, the French are the people who least like the French.

>> No.15498352

>>15498336
>You're so wrong, the French are the people who least like the French.
Probably why they excel at existential philosophy.

>> No.15498357

>>15498336
The depressing background behind the colorful exterior is like half of the appeal of France to me though.

>> No.15498364

>>15498336
Muzzies aren't French

>> No.15498382

>>15498364
yeah yeah whatever schizo. you're 4 years late

>> No.15498787

>>15498022
Thank God.

>> No.15498796

>>15498022
I'm genuinely really jealous of France's food options. The country itself isn't really anything as special as the French will make it out to be, but I'll be damned if they don't have access to a lot of really good food.

>> No.15498947

>>15498022
The best cheese there isn't French at all.

>> No.15498988

>>15498022
Maaaan ngl feels so goood to be French, I had pussy literally jump at me soaking wet just because of my nationality.

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>>15498022
>being French
>being proud
Pick one loser

>> No.15499287

>>15499278
I feel like the spirit of France can be summed up as "God I fucking love this shithole, it's terrible 10/10."

>> No.15499290

>>15498022
I know, and I am very happy with this.

>> No.15500058

>>15498022
ya que des fromage italiens sur ton image, dugland

>> No.15500065

>>15500058
C'est vraiment un crétin. Ya que les français pour être aussi con.

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>>15500058
>ya que

>> No.15500138

>>15498022
ok muhammad. It's sad that California makes better wines then you frogs. I still buy french and aussie wine because fuck cali and their commie fags.

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>>15500138

>> No.15500176

>>15498022
why would i want to be black?

>> No.15500179

>>15498022
Only Italian cheese

>> No.15500203

>>15498336
I saw lots of nude women in France as a kid in the 80's, so at least you got that and great bread.

>> No.15500221

>>15500203
>I saw lots of nude women in France as a kid in the 80's, so at least you got that and great bread.
French zoomies are as prude as Americans. It's a gift from the new world.

>> No.15500366

>>15498022
>you'll never have moldy cheese and fermented fruit juice!
alright

>> No.15500372

>>15498031

>> No.15500376

>>15498022
I think I'll live.

>> No.15500390

>>15498022
Damn, there goes my dream of selling weapons of mass destruction to rogue states.

>> No.15500411

>>15498022
Napoleon made me french. deal with it.

>> No.15500528

>>15500221
That sucks Frenchbro. No rando boobies in parks? Why even live.

>> No.15500530

>>15498022
NOLA here, we're ok with that.

>> No.15500589

>>15500221
wtf are you on 14yo kids have literal orgies all the time

>> No.15500836

>>15500179
>>15500058
shhhhht on va avoir besoin de vendre notre image encore un peu
faut que les touristes reviennent apres le covid sinon on est dans la demer

>> No.15500850

>>15500589
Kids behave badly everywhere in the world.

>> No.15500862

>>15498022
why is there a squash on the cheese

>> No.15501024

>>15498022
I thank god everyday

>> No.15501054

>>15498022
I thank God everyday

>> No.15501063

>>15498031
It's to keep the cheese from going on strike

>> No.15502537

>>15498022
Fuck you i could be french if i really wanted

>> No.15503681

>>15498022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ge8FxbgzkM&t=7

>> No.15503713

oh no, I won't be a stinky surrender monkey. How will I live with myself?

>> No.15504343

>>15498022
good, say hi to Akbar and Muhammad for me

>> No.15505223

>>15498022
France is just new-Turkey now.