/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15499381
hard erection

That picture prominently depicts female breasts.

>>15499381
wow dude, i REALLY like her boobs

>>15499381
Not quite, you also add vinegar and oil and much less chocolate than you would to a chocolate cake. It's a weird American thing but it works surprisingly well

built for big black cake

>>15499381
Thats what shitty manufactured red velvet cake is,
real red velvet cake is made with non-Dutched, anthocyanin-rich cocoa

its expensive and most dumbasses (ie americans) cant tell the difference anyway. Plus "red velvet" sounds nice so retards (ie americans) buy it

>>15499389
>My eyes are up here, pervert!

>>15499387
coomer

>>15499411
I made my decision and I've sticking with it.

>>15499381
most cheese isnt cheese
seafood often is mislabelled with cheaper fish
most olive oil is watered down with cheaper oils

>>15499434
Most olive oil is sold literally rancid because the average consumer can barely tell. I've genuinely never had an olive oil that wasn't rancid straight from the bottle.

>>15499393
goodness, me too!

>>15499414
I get erections when I see hot woman specimen

>>15499462
If I didn't just jerk off
I'd be jerking off right now

>>15499381
This dude has an ass where his chest should be

>>15499414
Nah he has a point, OP pic has hot breasts and is explicitely advertising them

The girl OP's pic is 19, two years ago, if you wanted to fuck her, you would be a pedophile.

>DRINK MILK

>>15499480
In America maybe. Age of consent in the UK is 16.

>>15499480
>SHE'S ONLY $17.99, YOU SICK BARGAINHUNTER!

>>15499480
SHE'S NINETEEN YOU SICK FUCK

Buying Mexican Avocado's directly funds the Mexican cartel.

Pre-toasted bread

>>15499511
I'd love to just rape and behead that.

>>15499381
>>red velvet cake is just normal chocolate cake
It's not though

>>15499511
>Pre-toasted bread
is this an american thing?
ive literally never seen it here in asia

>>15499405
Underrated post

>>15499519
It is, it's devils food cake with food coloring.

>>15499409
Rent free.

Imagine the braps

>>15499434
How can u water something down with oil you dumb nigger

>>15499550
by not taking a phrase literally
though he is a retard for not saying 'diluted down with cheaper oils' instead

>>15499550
Once I put way too much cheese into chili, such that it became essentially cheese sauce with beans and meat. It was watered down chili. Cheddared down chili just sounds weird.

>>15499550

>>15499381
>another coomer thread

>>15499381
cant have cake without milk

>>15499601
That’s way too much milk. That cake will come out extremely watered down.

>>15499623
What if we oil it up instead?

coffee?

>>15499574
i like the sound of cheddared down chili
sounds like a guy fieri restaurant item

Despite the name, eggplants contain no eggs.

>>15499531

https://spoonuniversity.com/lifestyle/red-velvet-vs-chocolate-cake-what-is-the-difference

>look up modern cake recipes
>red velvet cake has a little vinegar and a tiny amount of cocoa powder
>chocolate cake uses a metric fuckton of actual chocolate

yea totally the same

>>15499678
>modern cake recipes